Chapter 76 Liu Shisan: I'm the thirteenth, not the fourth

Liu Shisan said inexplicably, "You are illiterate. It was also a pleasure for me to move house."

Lan He sighed, this brain is really not very good.

Old Bai giggled: "Yes, yes, the joy of housewarming."

Liu Shisan didn't understand the new era, and he probably didn't think that there would be such a yin and yang ghost.

However, although Liu Shisan is not very smart, he has the intuition of a family fairy. Seeing Lao Bai smiling like this, he squinted his eyes and said, "What do you mean?"

Old Bai pretended to be stupid: "What, isn't it just a housewarming? I was wrong before."

Liu Shisan: "His...is that so?"

When Lan He saw Liu Shisan in human form, spitting out a long snake letter, she felt a little uncomfortable and looked away. But seeing Lao Bai also sticking out his tongue and hanging it on his chest, he has a feeling of "Are you the only one who can stick out your tongue".

Liu Shisan was furious, there was no reason for this, and the snake letter also spit it out and refused to accept it, could impermanence's tongue be longer than that of a snake.

"??" Lan He said incredulously, "Can you all put your tongues away?"

It's disgusting and childish.

Old Bai pouted and retracted his tongue.

Song Futan had somewhat guessed what Lao Bai was thinking, and Shi Shiran said, "It's not a move, and it can't be considered a housewarming. The decision now is that Liu Shisan will guard the central Zhenwu Bridge, lest there be any crazy gangsters who want to attack Zhenwu. But because the Zhenwu Bridge was not fully completed, he wanted to come to fast and watch the drama. He didn't worship him at all."

Old Bai suddenly realized that he was no longer so yin and yang.

He whispered and bit Lan He's ear: "I said earlier, I thought that there were many people who divided the family property, so it turned out to be done."

Lan He: "..."

He didn't want to look at the old white.

It's so... so... so unfilial...

After Lao Bai knew that Liu Shisan could only be considered a godson at best—although he didn't officially enter the door, he was about to fast, so he could be considered a god. Anyway, the threat to him is not that big anyway, he is much more relaxed.

"Hey, I'll take you back." Lao Bai stretched out his hand and made a gesture to lead the way, "Please."

Lan He and Song Futan walked in front. When Liu Shisan passed by, a sincere smile appeared on the face of the dead old man: "You too, Fourth."

Liu Shisan: "Are you sick, Benlong ranks thirteen!"

He walked away.

Hu Qijiu giggled while watching the fun, but she said Liumen's brain is not good.

Lan He couldn't help it and asked her, "What are you happy about? Do you think Lao Bai ranked you first?"

Hu Qijiu: "…………!!"

Liu Shisan went to Lanhe's house to recognize the door, and was not targeted by Lao Bai, because Lao Bai was not free, and Hu Qijiu kept looking for him.

"Benlong is resting on the tree outside. The incense that was promised tomorrow, and what kind of mobile phone, please give it to me." Liu Shisan said.

"I'll buy it on the street tomorrow." Lan He said, "But in this case, you can only buy one mobile phone. Besides you, Hu Qijiu also plays games, so like Xiang, you have to share it. I hope you don't overdo it. Addicted to having fun."

No need to ask Hu Qijiu, Lan He thought that if he only bought it for Liu Shisan, Hu Qijiu would cause trouble. But he didn't want Hu Qijiu to be addicted to the Internet. This guy was full of nonsense and Internet talk, and he often lost Doudou.

Liu Shisan smiled disdainfully: "How can Benlong know? Back then, Benlong only watched the show for half the night when he sang in the palace."

"That's good." Lan He will return to the group tomorrow night, but it's too late now. "Sleep. Just be careful not to be seen by the residents, otherwise someone will come to arrest you."

He ignored Lao Bai and Hu Qijiu, watched Liu Shisan climb the tree downstairs, Bai Wu also returned to the God of Fortune Tower, and looked at Song Futan again. There was a fight tonight. It was quite exciting. Got a little excited now.

Song Futan also looked at Lan He, wondering if she felt the same way, "...I'm not leaving today?"

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan thought of Lan He wearing a cinnabar-colored judge's uniform, and couldn't help kissing the corner of his lips: "Okay?"

He coughed, "Okay, okay, then you can turn off the lights."

Song Futan turned off the lights in the living room.

Hu Qijiu and Lao Bai, who were still arguing at the entrance, fell into darkness, but they were unaffected. One was deliberately provoking, the other was inexplicable, but they didn't want to lose.

Taking this quarrel as a BGM, Lan He and Song Futan were very used to it, as if they had not heard of it, they entered the master bedroom and closed the door.

...

"Huh...huh..."

Lan He dreamed that he was washing his hands. He washed his right hand with cold water, especially ice. After washing for a long time, he always felt as if he had rushed into the crevices of the bones.

Song Futan was also half asleep and half awake. She squeezed Lan He's cool hand and pulled it into her arms, "Why is it so cold?"

Lan He replied unconsciously, "I don't know..."

"Huh...huh..."

The back of his neck was cold, and now Lan He woke up immediately, opened his eyes, turned his head and saw Bai Wuzheng squatting beside the bed, blowing at him, his heart shrank violently, and he almost succumbed to it .

Lan He sat up immediately, "I just said why it's so cold, what are you doing? How long have you been blowing it?"

Bai Wu helped his glasses and shook his body twice: "I got up very uneasy in the morning, so I came to give Zun's family some wealth."

"You are talking nonsense, you can hardly stand, are you squatting in the middle of the night?" Lan He said speechlessly, "Go out."

Bai Wu said aggrievedly: "Do you think I didn't give Xiao Song a blow, but he slept on the inside and was holding you all the time. It's inconvenient for me..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He's face turned red, "Stop talking, you go out!"

Bai Wu stepped back and went out.

Lan He lay back collapsed, Song Qiyun still questioned the two of them, and didn't even look at what his family lived. He just wanted to do bad things with Song Futan often. Is there room for this?

Song Futan circled him back: "Sleep more."

"Can't sleep." Lan He sighed, picked up the phone and returned to WeChat. When I won the award last night, many relatives and friends sent congratulations, including Teacher Long, but he didn't have time to return.

After waiting for the reply one by one, Lan He was also completely awake, "You also get up, don't let Hu Qijiu find out that you are not sleeping in the bay window, or she will be thrown again."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He walked out of the master bedroom and then turned to the living room, where he saw Lao Bai and Hu Qijiu sitting on the ground at the entrance, Lao Bai's face dead and unlovable.

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "Why haven't you left yet???"

Lao Bai weakly showed him Hu Qijiu's claws hooking his clothes, "She won't let me go."

Hu Qijiu scratched his neck and said, "No."

Unless Lao Bai admits that she is the boss.

The two continued to debate, but the speed of speech was much slower, and there was no sentence.

"Your company is about to close down..."

"Is the Miaogan Mountain incense very prosperous?"

"Is this the one? I'm older than you."

"Cause me, you have the ability to make trouble with Miss Hu!"

Lan He turned around expressionlessly, took out a handful of incense, and took out the rice bowls of Hu Qijiu, Bai Wu, and Lao Bai, and put them on the ground with a clang.

Hu Qijiu's ears moved and he let go of Lao Bai: "It's time to eat."

Lan He called Liu Shisan up again, and also gave him a stainless steel rice bowl. Liu Shisan had no objection, and even thought that it was done very carefully. Although it was simple, the materials and craftsmanship were not simple and worthy of his identity.

Because they were too noisy, Lan He held on to his waist and shared only one incense, "You guys eat, I'll go out and buy a mobile phone for Liu Shisan."

Song Futan drove Lan He to a nearby shopping mall, while he went to the auction house. Anyway, the length of the ecstasy cable between them was not too far away. He was going to find Dou Chunting and see if there were any Zhong Kui paintings. At noon, Song Futan went back.

As soon as he entered the door, Song Futan saw Liu Shisan sitting on the sofa, holding a huge old computer in his hand. The fonts on the keys are huge and hard to ignore.

Song Futan looked at Lan He distressedly, "There's no need to save so much. You don't need to pay for Dou Chunting's paintings."

Not to mention that Dao Jiang He and the others also promised to reimburse him, no matter what, he will be responsible. Seeing that Lan He was reluctant to spend money to buy a mobile phone, Song Futan regretted not going to the mall with Lan He.

Lan He said in a trance: "That's not the case... This phone is something they absolutely want. I asked for it. It needs to be loud, loud, and has a very long battery life, so I can only buy an old phone."

Song Futan was relieved, "That's it."

That's understandable.

Lan He: "It's..."

He glanced at Bai Wu, Bai Wu raised his chest and raised his head.

Song Futan: "What's wrong?"

Lan He showed Song Futan the phone.

……Is such that.

Lan He wore a mask and went to the shopping mall to pick out a mobile phone. After buying it, the salesperson said that today is the anniversary of the shopping mall, and there is a chance to draw a lottery if the purchase reaches a certain amount. When paying at the counter, Lan He just took it.

He also forgot that he was only blown away by Bai Wu's wealth for one night last night, but when he took it out and took a look, he directly won the special prize.

The teller's eyes were about to pop out. It was only in the morning, which meant that it wasn't long before the lottery tickets were put in, and just a few hours after the event started, Lan He directly took away the special prize.

The special prize here is a car worth more than 200,000 yuan, a new family model launched by a car company.

Lan He is stupid. He does have a driver's license, but he has only recently qualified for lottery, so he has never bought a car. Anyway, he has stayed in the crew for a long time, and now he can take Song Futan's car again. haven't thought about it for a long time.

Who knows and just smoked the car.

Then the people in the mall wanted to take a photo with Lan He. When Lan He hesitated, she was recognized by the fans. She couldn't hide it, so she could only take off her mask.

The general manager of the mall was quite puzzled at first, why did he take it away, he knew that the special lottery tickets would be released later—they are also large chain malls, so they don’t cheat, but they need to consider the effect of the event.

Who knew that the winner of the prize was Lan He, who won the prize last night. He turned from puzzlement to ecstasy. Isn't this free publicity and performance? It's worth it!

The whole mall was a sensation, and people kept rushing over, saying that Lan He had come and won the lottery. From the clerk to the customers, they gathered to take pictures.

Lan He registered in such a vigorous manner. After making an appointment, he brought his documents and came to pick up the car. Someone asked him if he would drive. Lan He said yes, and he could drive when the number was shaken. A thought flashed in his mind. His current luck should be easily shaken.

In short, what Lan He showed Song Futan was the news of his winning.

With the current speed of dissemination, the news of Lan He's winning the lottery has been on the hot search, and the masses even know that the old machine he bought is eligible for the lottery.

The netizens are crazy, shouting Ou Huang.

Not only Ou Huang, but also very down-to-earth. The next day after winning the award, it was suspected that he went to the mall to buy an elderly machine for his family.

Especially at this time, there are also crew members who came out and said enviously that Lan He was famous for being very lucky in the group back then.

As for the brand side, of course, there is no shortage of ridicule. Everyone jokes that it is troublesome for car brands and mobile phone brands to settle advertising fees.

The mobile phone brand is fine, and the response is relatively slow. After all, their mobile phone is mainly for the middle-aged and elderly market, and the official blog operation is not particularly concerned.

The official blog of the car responded very quickly. This is the new model they wanted to push. This wave of popularity has fallen from the sky. There is no reason to push the boat. The award winner @lanhexi mentions the new car. It's too fateful, don't worry, Xiaobo has asked colleagues to contact us about the cooperation. 】

[Hahahaha, well, this is a ready-made advertising material. I still got it when I bought a mobile phone for my family. Isn’t this the main focus of family cars]

[Who is pumping who, Lan He is pumping the car or the spokesperson for the car pumping?]

【? Does my brother suddenly like to mention a new ad? It's a combination of strength and luck! 】

[Then what about the old machine! Can you see Lan He endorsed the old machine in your lifetime? 】

[Laughing to death, it’s okay to endorse an old phone, but the positioning doesn’t match it at all, but they have other styles of mobile phones, is there any chance]

[I rely on this really is not your routine? It won't be fixed sooner! 】

Although it was completely coincidental that the staff of the mall and the car brand side broke the news, it was inevitable that some people would guess that the cooperation that had been negotiated for a long time was cleverly promoted, but everyone had a good time playing tricks, and the truth is really harmless.

Song Futan laughed when she saw it, "I accompany you to pick up the car?"

Within one day, not only did he like to mention new cars, he also liked to mention new cars, and there might even be promotion fees. Lan He touched his nose and said, "Okay..."

Bai Wu secretly said, I must continue to work hard!

In the afternoon, Song Futan accompanied Lan He to drive the car away. The brand was already waiting there. They were really fast. They had already contacted Lan He and asked him to be the spokesperson for the new model. advertise.

As for the mobile phone side, it seems that finally came back to senses and contacted Lan He's company, but the company also has a positioning for Lan He, and is not willing to directly endorse the old machine, only to make an appointment to cooperate with the official blog to promote the popularity. , you can see the after-effects if you still accept the endorsement of other models later.

Here in the shopping mall, because the customer flow was full, the person in charge was praised by the head office, smiled, and gave Lan He a banner congratulating him for his new car and hung it up.

Lan He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was watched by onlookers after completing the formalities, and also said his winning speech. At that time, someone recorded it and cut it together with the video he won last night.

As for the netizens who found out that Song Futan accompanied Lan He to pick up the car, Fu Lan Mingge was not surprised, [Very well, this is a family car, no problem! 】

...

It was a very lively day.

In the evening, when Lan He and Song Futan returned to the crew together, all the members of the crew seemed to have discussed it. They all stopped their work and applauded, and then said in unison, "Congratulations to Mr. Lan for winning the special prize."

Lan He: "…………"

Everyone burst into laughter, and then they all said, "Congratulations on winning the Golden Lily."

"Best Supporting Actor, oh oh!"

"How do you say it, the golden lily is also eclipsed by the radiance of the shopping mall's grand prize!"

"Mom, the biggest prize I've ever had in my life is only three hundred. You drew a trolley at once. To be honest, I thought this lottery was all a gimmick."

"Thank you, everyone." Lan He clapped his hands together, "It's incredible, it scared me to death."

This is what Xiao Yuqian suggested. He laughed and said, "We also want to have a little bit of joy."

People in the circle know that this is a pure coincidence, not as some people guessed, it has been designed a long time ago, so they are even more amazed at Lan He's luck.

Lan He shook her hand, which was still a bit sore, "Come on, rub, I'll spread the joy to everyone."

He went back to work and continued filming day and night, but there is still a follow-up to the fourth child who took the mobile phone.

But on the third day, Liu Shisan came to the crew to find Lan He.

As soon as Lan He entered his room, he saw Liu Shisan sitting on the chair beside the bed, holding an elderly computer with a particularly loud volume, and there were still two dark circles under his eyes, which were even more conspicuous on his pale face, and also appeared The whole person is more gloomy.

Lan He: "...Why?"

Liu Shisan: "I've finished reading "The Geometry of the Clear Dream", why did you die!"

Lan He: "This is written by the screenwriter, and I can't help it. Why did you finish reading it? Did you stay up late to watch it?" Isn't it about evenly distributing mobile phone usage time.

Liu Shisan insisted: "Benlong just looked at it - is there a sequel to this? Can you be resurrected?"

"No, no. You didn't do anything to Hu Qijiu." Lan He didn't worry about anything else. Liu Shisan promised not to attack Hu Qijiu, but would he intimidate her.

Liu Shisan: "No, she lost all the beans yesterday, saying that this phone can't pay for anything."

Lan He: "..." Yes, this phone is not bound to payment.

Lan He tuned it for him, and found another romantic drama on the phone. By the way, he confirmed that the phone's battery is still enough, and he is indeed the king of battery life, "Look at something else, turn down the volume. I'm going to eat. ."

"Oh." Because Lan He, the deity, was still alive, although Liu Shisan had some shortcomings, he didn't ask the screenwriter to write a sequel, so he obediently picked up his phone and continued watching.

...

It was at this time that Dou Chunting came to Lan He's room with Song Futan. He was entangled by Liu Shisan two days ago. He was still very cloudy. land.

The current Liu Shisan was even more terrifying than that day. It reminded Dou Chunting of the touch of snakeskin, and how the legendary snakes strangled and devoured people, making her scalp numb.

He saw Liu Shisan sitting there with his legs crossed, holding his phone in one hand and the other against his chin, and when he stayed there, the temperature in the entire room would be a few degrees lower. The word gloom was not enough to describe the atmosphere, especially when he was cold When he glanced over, there was no humanity in the snake pupil.

"Bang bang bang!" Liu Shisan patted the coffee table several times in succession, showing a little fangs on his lips, looking very excited.

Dou Chunting was almost scared to pee at the time, and hid behind Song Futan, this Liu Xian looked like she could eat people in anger at any time!No, no, no, this is about to go crazy!!

But it doesn't matter if Song Futan doesn't move, Lan He is still eating the lunch box, and Dou Chunting is so anxious that he shouts shiveringly, "Cousin, cousin, cousin, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, ah ah ah ah ah-"

The murderous Liu Shisan stared at the screen, clenched his fists, and squeezed a sigh from between his teeth: "...So sweet."

Dou Chunting: "………………?"

What did you say??

The author has something to say: put on the most fierce face, stay up the latest night, and watch the sweetest drama.

Liu Shisan: I am the thirteenth.

Others: Good Fourth Master.