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    Chapter 77 Recommend a few brainless sweet dramas to Liu Shisan

    What does so sweet mean? At this moment, Dou Chunting doubted his hearing, but soon turned to doubt the Chinese level of this big snake.

    Lan He took time to look up while eating and said, "Don't hide, he's just excited to watch the TV series."

    Dou Chunting was embarrassed, oh, it wasn't because he lost his temper, doesn't that make him seem timid.

    No way, after the Spirit Sentence was gone, his courage was also gone.

    Dou Chunting walked out from behind Song Futan, and boldly walked towards Lan He, and approached some Liu Shisan. Liu Shisan ignored him from beginning to end, including his wailing for help just now, and was completely focused on the screen.

    Just kidding, now is the time when the hero and heroine are giving out candy, and he is not willing to get distracted at all.

    At this distance, Dou Chunting finally saw clearly what Liu Shisan was watching - a love drama that was broadcast last year, and one of the artists belonged to his company, so he was very impressed and determined that it was a love drama.

    Not to mention, Liu Shisan is currently dragging the progress bar repeatedly to watch a clip: the male protagonist blocks the female protagonist in the corner, the female protagonist thought he was going to beat herself, but was slapped and kissed and confessed.

    Dou Chunting: "…………"

    Dou Chunting was completely stunned as if he had been hit by a hammer: Who am I, where am I, and what have I seen? ?

    So the "so sweet" he said just now is the one so sweet?

    Why, why this Liu Xian can watch a love drama with such a cruel expression, and still indulge in it, he still tastes it again and again! !

    Lan He seemed to know what Dou Chunting was thinking, with a mysterious smile: "Do you understand snakes?"

    Dou Chunting said in a trance: "No, I don't like food very much."

    Lan He: "..."

    Only then did Liu Shisan raise his head with a bad look, "What did you say?"

    Only then did Dou Chunting realize that he had said something wrong, and Liu Shisan glared at him and almost cried.

    Song Futan: "He said he doesn't like to eat, and he hasn't eaten it. Is there any problem?"

    Huh? Liu Shisan thought for a while, and it seemed that there was no problem, so he lowered his head and continued to read.

    Lan He: "..."

    "It's like this, all cultivators who fall into the realm of animals due to anger are most likely to be reincarnated as snakes and suffer from shedding their skin. If snakes are successful in their practice, they will also recall some emotions from their previous lives." Lan He explained to Dou Chunting. Why does Liu Shisan have such a hobby? Even though he is so fierce, he will be attracted by love.

    "Also," Lan He revealed to Dou Chunting in a very low voice, "Liu Xian's spirituality is usually in the head, and he will be beaten in the fight. It is said that over time, immortality is a bit of that."

    This is the same as the white door is called the funeral door. It belongs to other small animals. It may have exaggerated parts, but it also illustrates some problems.

    Dou Chunting: "Oh oh oh?"

    The two of them whispered, and Liu Shisan was angry and slapped off the table, "Are you talking bad about Benlong?" Other immortals like to make fun of Liumen, which makes Liumen not only fierce but also sensitive, and Lan He has a criminal record. Discuss with Hu Men about his bad mind!

    Hearing that, Lan He's heart is still too sharp for the four senses and the five senses, so be careful when you speak ill of snakes in the future, and hurriedly said: "No, I'm talking about legends."

    Liu Shisan actually just grumbled a few words irritably, and was attracted by the TV series, and no longer asked.

    Song Futan sat down: "You've been fishing for three days and drying the nets for two days?"

    Dou Chunting was not on the crew for the past two days, so he came here.

    "No." Dou Chunting complained, "Someone reported me wildly in the past two days, that is, when we left the park that day, someone called Heilong from behind. It turned out to be an active conspiracy theorist on the Internet, and he actually checked my identity. When I came out, I kept calling the company. At first, I didn’t say anything. He said he wanted to report me and threatened me to explain it. My dad thought what I was doing and asked me to go back and investigate. Later, he said that he wanted to report me for illegally raising dragons. I said Shit, that was raised by Lan He!"

    Lan He: "...I didn't raise it."

    Dou Chunting: "Anyway, I ignored him after that. He still posted the pictures he took on the Internet, and they were all blurry..."

    He showed it for a while, and then said, "Ho, brother, sister-in-law, look at you!"

    Song Futan walked over and glanced at it with dignity.

    Lan He: "..."

    ...

    "Senior brother, senior brother, open the door!"

    Li Jing knocked on the door.

    The door inside opened a little, and a Taoist priest stuck his head out: "Why are you here again? Can't you go to another Taoist temple? Go to your Baiyun Temple!"

    Li Jing said confidently: "Baiyunguan does not accept me."

    The Taoist was speechless: "Then I don't want to host you either!"

    Li Jing: "No, Senior Brother, I really took the picture, and I have worked so hard to find the clues. Look, the piece on the picture is the Black Dragon. Then the car on it, I trust someone. I found out from the license plate that it was a company bus, and the one who used it that day should have been the boss of their company and a star..."

    Li Jing quack said, to the effect that this dragon has already appeared in the world, and it is suspected that he has wandered into the world.

    The priest rolled his eyes.

    Coincidentally, he was the insider.

    There is no dragon in the capital, but there is a Liu Xian who is making trouble. However, whether it is Liu Xian or Long Xian, they were announced by the Fufu Mage a few days ago that they have been sealed on the bridge. Stuck in the world. That Dou Chunting and Xing Xing probably passed by near the park, but how could they take the dragon away? In addition to the mages and the army that day.

    Unless it's another Liu Xian, what's the deal with him?

    This Li Jing, after tracking down the dragon for too long, has become a little crazy.

    "You can rest. To tell you the truth, that is not a dragon at all, and there is no dragon in the capital."

    "There is a dragon!!" Li Jing shouted, turned around angrily, and continued to post on his Weibo, which already has some fans, "Although the brothers do not understand me, I must say that this black dragon in the capital, He has already joined the WTO, and he has entered the Beijing performing arts circle."

    People who follow him bubbling: [Tianwang, I believe you, the black dragon you took last time, I adjusted the picture below, and I can really see a long black animal]

    [My relatives live near that park, and also said that they heard strange noises. Although some neighbors didn't hear them, after reading your Weibo, he was even more convinced that he was not dreaming...]

    [Dragon is just a dragon, what do you mean by entering the showbiz? As an actor to pull? 】

    There are people who really believe in him, and there are people who make jokes.

    Li Jing simply released the evidence and analysis, from the various dragons he photographed, the heavy rain in the past few days, to the owner of the vehicle, etc., all connected in series. As the outer status of this Taoist junior brother, he also really knows some truth or false news of Xuanmen.

    Finally concluded: "I heard that there are a lot of rich people who want to climb this black dragon these days, the fact is already obvious, after the black dragon got into the car, the young son of the Dou Group was originally to fight for power not long ago. Entering the family business, and now his status has soared, all because Dou Chunting worships the black dragon, and even brings his star Lan He together, trying to worship the dragon for profit! I am here to expose it with my real name!"

    Because this time, Li Jing was inexplicably involved with Lan He, and he was soon discovered by fans, laughing at you, you know Mao, Lan He only participated in the movie that the Dou family made, and there was no brokerage contract at all. The early acquaintance with Dou Chunting was also due to other relationships .

    Li Jing also replied: [What is the relationship? 】

    Netizen: [Fu Lanming Pigeon to understand? 】

    Li Jing: [? ? 】

    Li Jing also went to search for Fulan Mingge, and ended up watching a bunch of strange videos and novels, which made him even more annoyed. [I think this actor suddenly became popular, maybe because he has always believed in these things. Now that he has offered dragons, his career will be better. further. 】

    When the Heping pigeons saw it, it didn't make sense, so they simply followed him and said: [Okay, this will help you @ Forestry Bureau, someone here has reported illegal dragon breeding. 】

    Not only those of @Forestry Bureau, but also those of the Taoist masters with @有微博.

    There are also Daomen or other religious people surfing on the Internet, and they are all speechless and smiling. This is not the first time that Li Jing has spoken nonsense. Every time he claims to have photographed a dragon, he used to suspect that the government of a certain place was covering up the truth, but now he has involved a star.

    What about Dou Chunting, let alone Lan He? Even if it was Liu Xian, it had nothing to do with him!

    Only two narrow-minded Taoist priests replied: [Then let me help circle @Zoo too]

    ...

    Lan He was amused by the fans, "Fortunately, this person is not photographed properly, otherwise, what would we do when the news of raising dragons came out."

    When Liu Shisan heard that, the other end stretched out by one meter three and reached beside them...

    He also twisted and looked at the phone.

    Lan He: "…………"

    Lan He held her heart and decided to include Liu Xian's neck stretching and impermanence sticking out her tongue as a prohibited action.

    Liu Shisan retracted his neck and said solemnly, "Everyone in the world is drunk and he wakes up alone. This person has great eyesight, but he is underappreciated."

    Lan He: ...It's the same as the truth.

    "Forget it." Lan He said, "I'm about to start filming, why don't you go back?"

    Liu Shisan said indifferently, "This dragon is floating around..."

    Anyway, he is looking for a tree to rest.

    There wasn't much time to eat, Lan He didn't care about Liu Shisan, as long as Liu Shisan didn't expose him, he could go as he pleased. Lan He thought of the next episode, and whispered a few words to Song Futan.

    Liu Shisan immediately said excitedly, "You guys are talking ill of Benlong!!"

    Lan He: "?? I didn't!"

    Not really this time.

    Liu Shisan looked at them suspiciously, "Don't let me get caught."

    Lan He: "..."

    Dou Chunting: "...So sensitive. Sensitive."

    The two of them thought about it at the same time, what they said about Liu Shisan before, Liu Shisan might not really hear it, but whenever someone whispered in front of him, he suspected that they were talking bad about him...

    No wonder he didn't care so easily at the time.

    The filming of "Ghost Interest" has come to an end. Lan He is almost finished. There is no emotional scene at all. It is Xiao Yuqian and Yu Mengmeng who are in love. into tidbits.

    Lan He said: "They are in love, why are you slapping me?"

    Photographer: "The producer said that you will definitely be envious, jealous, and after the filming, it will be announced..."

    Lan He: "What are you kidding, do you know Fu Lanming Pigeon?"

    Photographer: "Hahahahaha!"

    Lan He also laughed. The other staff were also having fun, but Lan He didn't expect that Lan He played the fans' memes.

    At this time, he heard Song Qiyun say: "What are you doing? Do it again."

    Xiao Yuqian and Yu Mengmeng were asked to do it again.

    It seems that Xiao Yuqian's condition is not very good today, Song Qiyun said expressionlessly: "The face is a little dark...Okay, let's start!"

    When Lan He saw it, it was really wrong. It was clearly showing his emotions, but Xiao Yuqian's face was a bit fierce.

    Sure enough, she was stopped by Song Qiyun again.

    "I'm sorry, my question." Xiao and Qian implicated the goddess, feeling uneasy, and touched their faces wearily.

    Yu Mengmeng was a little embarrassed: "It's okay."

    Song Qiyun can't either. It stands to reason that Xiao Yuqian likes Yu Mengmeng so much. This emotional scene should be smooth. No matter what, it will never be like this.

    Could it be that Xiao and Qian have been pretending that they don't like Yu Mengmeng at all?

    "You take a rest." Song Qiyun said.

    Xiao Yuqian had no face to face Yu Mengmeng, so he ran to Dou Chunting, "Little boss, where did your spiritual sentence go, can you bring it back to the crew?"

    When it comes to the spirit judgment, Dou Chunting also looked disappointed, "There is no way, I can't get it."

    "Why? Oops..." Xiao Yuqian was sad.

    Dou Chunting: "You are, what's the matter?"

    Xiao Yuqian waved his hands: "I've been having nightmares recently, and I don't feel very good."

    It's not just that his spirit is not very good, his expression seems to be affected, and he has been unconsciously showing a little hideous subtle eyes.

    Dou Chunting said solemnly, "Tell me about it."

    Xiao Yuqian hesitated for a while, but still said: "Then don't tell Director Song, I just have a dream and fight with people, and my emotions are always unknowingly replaced by this person, especially resentment and anger. It's very heavy, and when I wake up, I feel irritable, and I can't calm down."

    Dou Chunting asked seriously: "Did that person say anything? For example, to make a request with you."

    Xiao Yuqian: "No."

    Dou Chunting: "Have you encountered anything strange recently? Or have you bought something, especially before you had this dream for the first time."

    Xiao Yuqian pondered for a while, "It doesn't seem like there is, no, there is one, but it's nothing. Before I had this dream, I just photographed a piece of art, it was porcelain."

    Dou Chunting asked, "What kind of porcelain?"

    "Antique porcelain, I bought it with a friend. It is said to be from the Ming Dynasty. It cost hundreds of thousands." Xiao Yuqian took his mobile phone and showed him. The picture is a blue and white porcelain plate, and the pattern on it is a European-style castle and a knight. It's not particularly delicate, and there are gaps.

    "Ming Dynasty? Last year? Why does it look funny to me?" Dou Chunting pointed at the castle and said, "The painting is not as good as mine, so why don't you paint the Titanic."

    Xiao Yuqian: "...It was the porcelain that was exported abroad at that time, so it has an exotic style!"

    This kind of export porcelain is also called Clark Porcelain, mainly because the merchant ships in Clark Port, Portugal were intercepted with many Chinese porcelains, and European nobles competed to buy them. At that time, people did not know where it came from, because it was obtained from Clark Port merchant ships. , simply called Clark porcelain. Later, for export blue and white porcelain, this title was also continued.

    Because it is sold to foreigners, the production is not so exquisite, even a bit rough, and it is not practical, because it is mainly used as a decoration abroad. Some patterns are also very exotic, such as castles, knights, tulips, picture frames, etc., or simple strokes.

    At first glance, people who don't understand may think it is a spoof, just like the blue and white porcelain Doraemon.

    "Oh?" Dou Chunting was clear, but he couldn't help laughing, "It looks too rough."

    He said: "However, you can't take it lightly just because it's art...arts. Antiques are also old objects. Maybe something is old, and you didn't ask about its origin when you took it? Maybe it's because it's not very good. , people just sold it, is there some foreigner ghost attached to it?"

    There are many auction items with their own stories. Sometimes they are not of high artistic value, but because the stories are well-known, so they are valuable. Many of them contain "curse" and are talked about with great relish. This kind of auction item, some people are taboo, some people don't care. There are also many efficacious legends circulating in the rivers and lakes.

    "Don't scare me." Xiao Yuqian reluctantly smiled, "No way, this seller is anonymous, and he didn't tell any story, he just said that it was received from countries all over the world. At that time, there were several pieces sold, besides me, there were also others. Someone else bought it."

    To be honest, he bought this simple blue-and-white porcelain because he didn't think it was too expensive. At first, it felt different, but then it looked quite boring. As a Chinese, in the end is more able to appreciate orthodox porcelain.

    Dou Chunting hummed and laughed twice, "Which auction house did it take, I'll ask you for help."

    He made a phone call, it was clear after a few minutes, he put down the phone and said, "There is definitely a problem and it's gone. Except for you, the other buyers have basically decided to sell. The specific reason can't be said there, but I want to know... Maybe like you, I always have nightmares."

    "Little boss, then what do you think we should do?" Xiao Yuqian panicked, "Isn't there really any foreign ghosts on it? I'm going to sell it too?"

    "According to my experience," Dou Chunting said, "It's useless to sell it if you've already been entangled! But don't be afraid, wait for me to help you and ask an expert!"

    He feels that he is now the Dinghai Shenzhen of the crew, and the actors will come to him if they have any business. Look, he did the task given by Dad beautifully.

    "Thank you!" Xiao and Qian said together, looking at Dou Chunting expectantly.

    Dou Chunting: "Well... I'll ask my cousin to take a leave of absence before looking for an expert. You can wait with peace of mind. Take this five emperor money for self-defense first."

    Xiao Yuqian watched Dou Chunting go to Song Futan with peace of mind.

    As we all know, where is Song Futan and where is Lan He, the rules are inseparable in the crew.

    As soon as Dou Chunting found them, he said, "Wow, you all know why Xiao Yuqian is in a bad state. He has been having nightmares recently. I suspect that he is haunted by ghosts."

    Lan He was reading the script and said without looking up, "Impossible, he doesn't smell."

    If it was the smell of ghosts, Lan He would have smelled it long ago.

    Dou Chunting: "Hey, why is that?"

    Lan He: "Maybe it's not a problem with porcelain."

    Dou Chunting was embarrassed, "Impossible, other people who bought it have also changed hands, mainly because I didn't guess it right. How embarrassing."

    "So, he has kept the porcelain in his place. If it is said that the ghosts are from abroad, then maybe the taste is really different from the Chinese ghosts?" Lan He touched his cheek, he had never smelled foreign ghosts. "By the way, foreign countries don't have the habit of burning paper money, so their ghosts may not really smell like paper ashes. But how do you go beyond that? Do you have to communicate in a foreign language?"

    Lan He has never heard Lao Bai say, does Dongyue Yin Division have a foreign affairs department, or can the local yamen handle it directly?

    Liu Shisan coughed several times.

    Lan He remembered for a while that there is a senior who has lived for a long time here. People may know this kind of thing. He said to Dou Chunting: "I think you can ask Liu Xian."

    Dou Chunting shrank back, not daring.

    Lan He encouraged: "You recommend a few dramas, he likes watching cookies."

    The sweeter the better. It's called doing what you want.

    Dou Chunting summoned his courage and said, "I know a few brainless sweet dramas, and they sprinkle candy without saying anything. I don't know about you..."

    Liu Shisan looked at Dou Chunting in disbelief.

    That's right!Liu Shisan suddenly got up, turned into a big black snake and knocked down the bed and table in Lan He's room, and the quilt was overturned on the ground, as if a storm had swept over Lan He, that's all, everyone had beaten Dou Chunting.Dare to be so outspoken?

    Black Snake said furiously: "You mocked Ben Long for being brainless?!!"

    Under the shadow, Dou Chunting cried.

    Dou Chunting: "...Ah?? No!!"

    He was wrongly killed, why should he be so sensitive and violent to defend his rights at any time?

    Lan He was even more wronged: "What's the matter with me! My room!"

    Song Futan rescued the box and said lightly, "Huh? I can only sleep there tonight."

    Lan He: "..."

    The author has something to say: Liu Shisan: Another traitor wants to harm me!!

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