Chapter 79 Lao Bai: I admit that my father is supported by academic theory!

"It's okay, the boss may have left beforehand." Lan He scared the ghosts away, and as if nothing had happened, he brought a melon to White, "Do you want to eat melon?"

White looked at Lan He suspiciously, "But he seems to be afraid of you."

Lan He: "How is it possible, I just asked if the melon is ripe."

It was here that White was not sure, and next, Lan He threw a piece of money into the booth, "Look, we are simple and honest here, everyone eats melons and gives money consciously, and the boss can leave with confidence."

Even Yan San couldn't listen anymore, and coughed softly.

But let’s move on, and soon after walking down Huangquan Road, when we arrived at the capital, White saw two small officials in green clothes at the gate of the city. One of them hid with his back when he saw Lan He when they reached the gate of the city.

Not only that, the other ghosts looked like they were watching the fun, talking a little bit of gossip, what kind of city guard was scared to come to the master after being beaten.

White: "??"

Lan He: "No, not really, I haven't beat him. He is also a staff member of the underworld. We are all members of the underworld public security department. How can we be the same as the underworld?"

At first, Lan He and the city guard were clearly just bickering, but then Yan San, in order to thank him, helped him provoke and beat the city guard...

White picked his face, "You're right."

Song Futan laughed and whispered in Lan He's ear: "Well, fanatic?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He greeted Yan San nonchalantly, "Brother Yan, I'll send him here. He is a living soul and shouldn't be in the city." He also gave White a little change, which he then burned back in large sums.

"Yes, thank you all." Yan San said, "Don't worry about this ghost, I will take care of it. However, I see that you have a good relationship, so it should be fine."

"Goodbye." Lan He and White waved.

And White also felt in the next life in the underworld why Lai Wuchang said that the wind here is simple... Isn't it simple in front of him! !

...

Besides Xiao and Qian, after giving the porcelain plate to Dou Chunting for free, he found a temple to burn incense.

Xiao Yuqian didn't understand this. Before burning the incense, many people gave him advice. The Niangniang Temple was excluded. Although Bixia Yuanjun blessed many aspects, in the end it was the most famous for begging a child. The same is true for Dongyue Temple. Juehui Temple is a bit far away. On the other side of the city, there are also several temples and Taoist temples, all of which are said to be very spiritual in the past two years... Or in the past two years, there have been many supernatural rumors in the capital.

In the end, Xiao and Qian chose the Temple of the City God.

Why, this is related to an incident in the circle some time ago.

Specifically, this incident did not occur in the circle, or there were unscrupulous traders who violated the law. They sold marriage certificates in the underworld in the cemetery. Many celebrities were infringed. Chen Xingyang also called the police, and finally dealt with it according to law.

But later, it was rumored in the circle that some celebrities who were sold their underworld marriage licenses really dreamed of ghost marriages. When the incident broke out, slowly got a couple in private, and found that several people had this experience.

There are even more rumors in the market that those buyers who knew about it and bought a marriage certificate were punished, haunted by nightmares, and were dragged by Master Chenghuang to deal with them.

Xiao and Qian didn't know that those buyers had nightmares, and he wasn't dragged into a ghost marriage, but a colleague in his company was said to have dreamed once or twice. , Said it was the Chenghuang who heard the complaint and gave him a good dream.

Regardless of whether it was a psychological effect or not, that colleague was still quite beautiful, and he also went to incense every once in a while.

The Temple of the City God is a small temple, and it was only renovated a few years ago and reopened, and the incense started slowly. Xiao Yuqian had a good relationship with this colleague, and they also went there to offer incense.

What happened, he really dreamed that someone told him that the dream before was not a ghost, but a warning, and he should thank the other party and burn paper for him. And because he sent the porcelain plate to read the scriptures for free, saving others from suffering, he did a good deed, and for the next few days, he also had a good dream.

Xiao Yuqian couldn't help but tell the story to the crew, it was over anyway, and... "Do you think this is too clever? I really want to burn paper for that kind ghost, and I don't know why he reminded him. I."

Everyone was talking about it, and some people had heard about the marriage book in the underworld and its follow-up, and discussed it together.

Although Dou Chunting knew the truth, he couldn't tell, but he was suffocated.

Only Lan He said calmly: "Thinking about it in the day and dreaming at night, this is purely your self-suggestion."

Xiao Yuqian scratched his head, "It's also possible, but I still plan to burn some paper and continue to offer incense... You don't know, the dream is so beautiful."

Lan He showed an unbelieving smile and strode away.

Song Qiyun was on the side and heard everything. No matter how many times it was, he couldn't help but look at Lan He strangely, and had a strong feeling of wanting to complain.

Lan He grabbed before Song Qiyun and said with emotion: "What kind of person am I, I won't feel guilty for lying!!"

Song Qiyun: "......"

Lan He's role is almost finished. In the decisive battle part of "Ghost Interest", the pious protagonist became a godslayer and fought in the temple. During the filming, Lao Bai came to the scene, and when he was waiting to ask for money, he squatted on the side and watched, and heard Song Qiyun tell Lan He and the protagonists a play.

"The protagonist should pay special attention to it. If you substitute the feeling later, it's like overthrowing your father." Song Qiyun mainly said to Lan He, his mouth was dry, and he drank a mouthful of jasmine tea.

Song Futan also stood aside, saw Xiao Yuqian's curious eyes, and said, "There is an inference in religious anthropology that the relationship between gods and people is the projection of the relationship between parents and children, which is related to social customs. Moreover, in the beliefs of Chinese society, the gods are even more secular, because many gods were originally elected by people, the sanctification of people, or the humanization of gods..."

On the other hand, the overthrow of theocracy in the film is actually a metaphor for challenging the patriarchy, alluding to the real society.

Xiao Yuqian nodded, seemingly understanding but not understanding: "It's so complicated, I haven't finished the last book, what a philosopher, now God and Lan He are father and son again."

Old Bai was not very interested in the front. When Song Futan said that the relationship between gods and people is the projection of the relationship between parents and children, he slapped his thigh excitedly: "In the future, whoever will say that this is impermanent for money, people can be fathers! It's all theoretically supported!! It's very profound!"

Lan He: "…………"

Until Lan He finished filming this scene, Lao Bai was still chattering, "I have to carry this on my back, my family is rich, so why can't I shout something nice. Then there are gossip, say I will later If you want to be promoted, you still have this face, even if I am a judge, it is the same reason... What, religious anthropology, right? God and man are like father and son, right?"

Song Futan: "...Generally, in this relationship, God is the father and man is the son."

Lao Bai stared at him: "Isn't it advocating overthrow? And if you don't tell me, who knows?"

Song Futan: "..."

"Don't tell Lao Bai, he has no culture." Lan He casually said, "Is Zhenwuqiao Park about to be completed?"

Old Bai: "Yeah, the day after tomorrow, the park will be named Honglian Park, as if to commemorate Xiao Song."

Coincidentally, the day after tomorrow, Lan He was still working on it. He said, "Don't make it sound like Xiao Song is dead. What's the remembrance... Where's Miss Hu?"

Old Bai: "It's too soon!"

As soon as he said this, he couldn't help showing a schadenfreude smile on his face, asking how lively it would be and a good show to watch.

Lan He also thought of this, and sighed suddenly, the place he lives is really not big, how many small animals is this fortress...

...

The finale was very simple. After Lan He's part was completed, the crew applauded together, and Yu Mengmeng came to present a bouquet of flowers. She and Xiao Yuqian would finish the production in two days.

"Thank you everyone..." Lan He thanked the staff and had to leave the crew.

When everyone saw it, they got it, they left, and they took the screenwriter with them.

When Lan He was finished, Song Futan also finished with him. He didn't continue with the group, and left immediately, for fear that others would not know that he was with Lan He in the group. As expected of the man who used to work as an assistant for Lan He.

Lan He went back with a salute. The work was done here. In two days, he would go to shoot a car advertisement, and the company would arrange a new job. When he got home in the elevator, he received a message from the company.

Among the bunch of invitations, Lan He also saw one: "Huh... how come there are still people looking for me to play a monk!"

Song Futan: "?"

"Haha, it doesn't seem to count. It was still a layman at that time, that is the Master Jing Sheng." Lan He looked at a historical figure, a very famous Master at the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China. He could write poetry, paint, and write, so It was once called "Selling Avalokitesvara", and it is often said that it is difficult to be a monk and a layman, and finally he was officially ordained.

This movie was shot in the literary world of that era, and Master Jing Sheng was one of the protagonists. Moreover, the project was established by the leadership of the top, and it belongs to the cultural series of film projects. It seems that the history is very rooted. Therefore, the company also suggested that since people have invited to audition, it is best to win this role.

Song Futan: "Master Jing Sheng's poems are well written, but..."

He didn't doubt Lan He's acting skills, but he didn't know if the film would see Master Jing Sheng officially shaved. If so, he refused to be a monk for so many years, and finally Lan He was going to play a monk.

"Let's see, I may not be selected. If I can be selected, I will go to Juehui Temple to experience life." Lan He thought of Su Zhai in Juehui Temple, wiped his saliva, and got out of the elevator.

As soon as the door was opened, Lan He was so uncomfortable to close it.

Song Futan: "What's wrong?"

Lan He opened the door to show him again, only to see a large snake paralyzed on the ground inside, occupying the living room that was originally not big, foxes and a few weasels squatting on the sofa, all eating, while the TV was full of food. The show was playing, the sound was at its loudest, and there were a few pieces of paper money floating on the ground... The whole room was filled with the smell of being ignorant and addicted to pleasure.

That weasel was the Gua'er family who came to catch the fasting food. He stretched out his paws and said to Hu Qijiu, "Miss Qijiu, these are the beans you want."

I saw a few plump soybeans lying in his paws.

Hu Qijiu was furious, and patted its head wearing a melon rind cap with his paws: "Is it this bean? Is it this bean?!"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He stood on tiptoe, being careful not to step on the snake, and couldn't help but said, "Can you take it away?"

Liu Shisan shrank his body and turned into a human figure, sitting on the ground with his back against the coffee table, his eyes never taking his eyes off the TV.

Lan He: "Can't you just sit on the sofa?"

Liu Shisan said indifferently, "The ground is cool."

Lan He touched the TV, it was hot, how long it had been watching, he turned off the TV.

Liu Shisan was immediately furious and beat the floor: "What are you doing!"

"Be careful not to break it," Lan He reminded first, "Did I say watch it moderately? How many hours have you watched it, and why did you come up? Where's your phone?"

Liu Shisan turned his head away and said angrily, "It's broken."

But from the fact that he didn't dare to get angry again, he could see his guilty conscience.

"You broke the phone you just bought?" Lan He glanced at it, and it wasn't completely broken, but the screen broke for Liu Shisan for some reason, "Isn't this still usable, who told you to do it? If you fall, I won't give you a new one, but I didn't agree to such a consumption method at the beginning."

He threw the phone to Liu Shisan, Liu Shisan gave him a hateful look, turned over and lay on the ground to continue watching the show on the old computer with a broken screen.

Gu Erzhen smiled flatteringly at Lan He: "Lao Ye is back."

Lan He: "Gua'er is coming to fast."

Song Futan put his luggage away, came over to sit down, and pierced through the real person Gu Er: "If Gu Er has anything to do, ask Hu Qiji9."

Lan He also remembered that Gua Er had sent beans to Hu Qijiu, although it was wrong...

Gu Erzhen took his chubby eldest daughter over, rubbed her head twice in his arms, and if there seemed to be no display of smooth and shiny fur, and sharp teeth, "No, no, thank you Seventy-nine The girl will take us to dinner."

Hu Qijiu didn't give any face, anyway, she didn't receive real beans, and she didn't care what she said, so she sold Gua Er directly: "Gua Er and his wife said, 'Here, Master Hu Bai Liumen has raised them. My daughter has grown up and has a big appetite recently, and has become more naughty and difficult to discipline. Why not send it to the master to work as a child laborer, and maybe she can send some incense back.' He wants me to help me to encourage her!"

The eldest daughter who is stretching in Gua'er's arms: "??"

The real person Gua Er was punctured, and embarrassedly covered his face with his claws, "No, I mean if I'm fortunate enough to learn a thing or two with Master Lai..."

It doesn't matter if she has a big appetite. Yu Hangjia is rich, but she is too naughty. She also likes to play tricks to tease the children of Yuhangjia's family. Yuhangjia has talked to Gua'er several times, and he is too lazy... too lazy to discipline him. .

"As expected of a weasel from the old society," Lan He looked at Gu Erzhen's daughter's resentful expression and found it funny, and the fox was wrong about this, "You think so beautifully, and ask me to help you raise your daughter. ."

Gua Er Zhenren also wondered if he had hired Liu Xian. Speaking of which, he had already proposed to come to the master, and he was considered a veteran: "No, no, it's for you, my daughter is young, but she is quite good at fighting. Yes, and resist beating..."

The little weasel doubled his doubts: "??"

Lan He: "Do you think I still need to fight?"

Liu Shisan and Hu Qijiu looked over at the same time, and even the round ears of the assassin Bai Wu were exposed from the building of the God of Wealth.

Gu Erzhen: "..."

The real person Gua'er was annoyed, and even muttered, "I think we have a bad reputation in the Yellow Clan, and we won't fart in your house... Wouldn't it be good to gather a Hu Huang Bai Liu?"

Lan He said indifferently: "I don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder."

Some people may think that after all three doors are collected, it is enough to collect four doors, but he feels that these are enough for him to have a headache...!

I really don't know how some mages who claim to have supported hundreds of immortals endured it. It's no wonder that their kind of hall needs to elect a hall master.

...

Lan He folded ingots at home for two days, and was also quarreled for two days.

Hu Qijiu was playing with his mobile phone and would have seizures. He cast various votes for Lan He every day with extremely fast hand speed, and also read comments for Liu Shisan. Liu Shisan only saw what netizens said, "Let's make less sweet dramas." "Make more dramas" and other remarks, no matter if he is talking about Lan He, he will go mad. He scolded him violently like thunder, and he came a few times suddenly, which has scared Yiping to the point of being mentally weakened...

When it came time to go out to work, he was simply thankful.

"I finally understand why Yiping likes big houses." Lan He said to Song Futan, "At least there is some space to hide."

In the past, he felt that the house was not big and easy to clean up. Anyway, Hu Qijiu, the only one who needed to let out the air, would walk by himself. Now it feels crowded and noisy.

Song Futan immediately said, "I have a larger residence, so we can move in together?"

Anyway, now Song Qiyun also knows their relationship, and has no scruples at all.

Lan He was really moved, asked where the location was, and chatted with him. After talking for a long time, he remembered: "Hey, live together?"

"Okay?" Song Futan kissed his ear.

Lan He looked at him sadly: "Aren't you afraid?"

Song Futan whispered: "Are you afraid of being discovered? I don't..."

Lan He: "Aren't you afraid that being a stepmother is hard work?"

Song Futan: "......"

"Hahahahaha going to work! I think about it!" Lan He jumped up.

This scene was shot from the outskirts of the capital. Lan He changed into a suit, and the styling team took care of him. His manager also came and stared at the advertisement in person. Concerned, now the company has formed a special team.

The agent was walking around at the moment, fiddling with the phone.

Lan He: "Sister, sit and rest for a while."

"Playing games," said the agent, chewing gum, "Can't you see it? Pokemon go, it's Pokemon, Pikachu always knows?"

Lan He: "Oh, Pikachu knows, what is this game about?"

Agent: "That's it... Players can capture Pikachu, Jenny Turtles and other elves, and they can also exchange and fight with other players... Hey, otherwise you'll know after playing, it's very interesting."

Lan He: "..."

This way of playing, Lan He closed her eyes tiredly, "Then I won't play anymore, I'm a little tired."

broker:"??"

The author has something to say: Lao Bai: You think I recognize my father casually, but there are social characteristics behind this!

Lan He: Thank you for not playing, isn't it enough to capture the four gates for me to play?