Chapter 81 Liu Shisan: Knock the bowl! ! !

Looking at Liu Shisan's thirsty eyes, Lan He really couldn't say it, and let it be joking. Could it be that he could really sell his own rps Amway, so... he acted.

Lan He stood up: "I'm going, where is Liu Shisan, why did he disappear all of a sudden??"

Liu Shisan: "???"

Lan He's eyes should not be too real, Liu Shisan was confused, and he had never been deceived by Lan He, he had no experience, and even answered seriously: "I'm here, what's wrong with you."

Bai Wu: "..."

Lan He pretended to be a crape myrtle: "Did I suddenly get deprived of my identity as a ghost messenger? Oh my god, I can't see it anymore." As he spoke, he pulled up Song Futan, "How about you, can you still see it? "

Song Futan: "...Hey, I can't see it either."

How could it be so mysterious, Liu Shisan was full of doubts, but Lan He acted like that, as if he had "lost all his martial arts skills", and dragged Song Futan, saying he wanted him to go up and try the wolf strokes amulet any left.

Liu Shisan sat down and waited for ten minutes.

Hu Qijiu had already finished his work and returned the phone to him. He heard him say solemnly, "Why haven't they come down yet? I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I don't know why there is no spirituality."

Hu Qijiu: "..."

Be a fool.

But don't blame him, the Zun family really loves acting...

Hu Qijiu rolled his eyes and rubbed his hands together: "I'll tell you why, and what is a flamingo pigeon."

Want to eat candy, right? CP fans are also fans, so Liu Shisan was absorbed.

Liu Shisan: "Oh?"

He said arrogantly: "You don't want to play the dragon, right?"

Hu Qijiu: "..."

... These Liu Xian are very annoying, they are suspicious from time to time, and they are too insecure, especially when facing Humen, they are even more careful.

Hu Qijiu: "What can I play with you, fourth child. This Fu is Song Futan's Fu, and Lan is Lan He's Lan."

Liu Shisan: "It's not four in the ranking. You mean that Fulan Mingge refers to the two of them?"

"Yeah, so I was really embarrassed just now, so I went upstairs." Hu Qijiu sat on the dining table, cross-legged in a storytelling posture.

Liu Shisan looked a little lacking in interest, "What story do they have, aren't they just two ordinary couples?"

Liu Shisan knew them and was beaten together by them. Later, they subconsciously didn't want to see them together, and the two of them whispered and kissed without end, which was no different from ordinary couples. For Liu Shisan, watching sweet dramas is not only sweet, but also dramatic. Such ups and downs can stimulate Liumen's heart even more.

——As for their gender, Liu Shisan didn't care at all. Most animals in nature are born homosexuals. Animal fairy family doesn't care when they see the same sex together, so he said that ordinary couples are really ordinary. There was nothing unusual, and he didn't even think about the difficulties that sexual couples might encounter, just two words, plain.

Hu Qijiu: "Tsk, that's because you don't understand the previous situation and background. You must have a foundation to eat sugar. You see which version you want to listen to, the Yang Shi version, or the Yin Yang version."

The Yangshi version is the version that the audience sees, the screenwriter and the muse.

The yin and yang version combines the truth of the underworld.

Although Hu Qijiu didn't follow Lan He all the time from the beginning, he didn't know the whole picture, but when they fought Hu Si before, Hu Si slapped it, why Song Futan thought that Lan He also had a will to die when he died. , and the part learned from the real person Gu Er, the material is enough for Hu Qijiu to piece together the general storyline.

Liu Shisan thought of listening casually: "Then talk about both of you."

"Okay! Let's talk about the Yangshi version first." Hu Qijiu immediately told the story of the Fulan Mingge that was circulating on the Internet, which was summed up by netizens, and it was enough to retell it.

Liu Shisan sat on the ice-cold floor tile and listened, his expression changed slightly, he changed his posture: "...It's interesting."

This is still the story of a domineering screenwriter who fell in love with me!

In particular, Hu Qijiu also enlarged some details based on the thoughts of netizens and his own understanding. For example, there is no emotional drama in Xiaolai in "Ghost Interest".

Liu Shisan couldn't help grabbing the snacks and said, "Yes, yes, yes."

Besides, I have to say another version. Hu Qijiu's eloquence is really good. This second version is even more shocking. It is a misunderstanding of life and death. Underworld, Buddhism and Taoism, the two protagonists have never known the truth, not even each other's name and real appearance...

Under such a foreshadowing, re-acquaintance, then usher in the following wars, encounters, fall in love, first abuse and then sweet, it will become more and more surging.

Hearing that Liu Shisan was fascinated, even if he knew that the two protagonists were already together, he was still very worried.

When Hu Qijiu mentioned Song Futan's confession and kissed Lan He, Liu Shisan couldn't help clenching his fists and pounding the table, feeling like his heart was overwhelmed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Hu Qijiu stood up triumphantly, patting the table with his paws, "At that time! I was there!"

She was in Lan He's backpack, watching them kiss cutely!

Liu Shisan rolled over enviously, "Ah—"

He now recalled that Song Futan and Lan He had secretly kissed in the living room just now, and he felt regretful for a while. Sugar Mountain is right in front of him, and he doesn't know anything about it!

And, ah, it's late, it's really late, according to Hu Qijiu's words, Song Futan was even more clingy at the moment when he just fell in love. But at that time Liu Shisan was still cultivating.

"That's probably the case, turning fans?" Hu Qijiu asked.

Liu Shisan didn't understand the terminology, so he nodded casually: "Bo, boo."

Hu Qijiu: "..."

Hu Qijiu: "It should be said about Zhuan, or fans."

Boo shit, scared the fox to death.

Hu Qijiu fooled Liu Shisan to agree to vote with her in the future, and then went to rest satisfied, leaving his mobile phone to Liu Shisan and teaching him where to search for food.

Liu Shisan was very sincere, "No, I'll look at them."

He is a very particular snake, the righteous master is right in front of him, what kind of food is there...

...

The next day, Lan He came down, took out the stainless steel rice bowl, put incense in it, and put it in front of them. He forgot what happened last night, and asked casually, "Why hasn't Liu Shisan yet? Go to work?"

What job, of course, is a park security.

At the beginning, it was agreed that Liu Shisan would guard the Central Town Wuqiao, but now that the park is completed, he still lives in Lanhe's house.

Liu Shisan nibbled the incense and glanced upstairs absently, wondering why Song Futan hadn't come down yet, "No hurry, I'll go patrol around later. My snake sloughed under the bridge, and ordinary people couldn't find the town. I can feel it immediately when I touch it..."

From time to time he would just show up.

Lan He only thought it was greedy for incense, which was not surprising. Liu Shisan's cultivation is still very high, so Lan He didn't force it, but just muttered: "Work is work, leisure is leisure, you can take your mobile phone with you..."

If it was before, Liu Shisan would definitely find him annoying, and because of everyone's agreement and incense, he could only swallow bitterly. Today is different. When Liu Shisan sees Lan He again, he always wears a sweet filter. That deceptive behavior is nothing.

Lan He was stared at by Liu Shisan's snake eyes for a while, but she was a little hairy. The snake's eyes were too cold, and it always seemed to eat people. He cautiously said: "Look, isn't it enough to eat incense? Our family is not happy with flesh and blood. Feeding—Teacher Xuanguang!"

He called Song Futan.

Song Futan came up from the ground floor. He was looking for tools just now, because Lan He wanted to open up the backyard.

Liu Shisan spat out the snake letter and stared at the two of them interacting.

But Lan He just told Song Futan about today's arrangements, and ordered seeds and fertilizers. There was no skin-to-skin contact during the whole process.

Lan He couldn't take it anymore and asked Hu Qijiu, "What's wrong with the fourth child, he keeps staring at me."

Hu Qijiu: "I gave him a popular science about Fu Lanming pigeon last night, and he became a fan on the spot, saying it was so sweet."

Lan He: "…………"

Lan He walked away weakly, forget it, forget it, this is not the most filial time for a child...

The courier in the same city arrived soon. Lan He went to sign for the receipt. The seeds were vegetables and fruits. He also ordered automatic irrigation equipment in case they were not at home in the future.

Lan He looks very happy, and has experience in helping his parents take care of crops on the balcony. He knows what medicine and fertilizer to use. Before turning the ground, he has already talked to Song Futan, looking forward to picking tomatoes in the field in the future. Eat, and it stands to reason that if there are family immortals, their land will be able to harvest a lot.

Lan He's eyes lit up when he said, "Oh, haha, I love it.

farming

. "

Song Futan also looked at Lan He with a funny look, and stepped forward... and took the bag in Lan He's hand.

Lan He turned around and saw that Hu Qijiu and the others had run out of incense, and asked in a good mood, "How many more?"

Hu Qijiu: "Okay, okay."

Bai Wu also placed his paws on the table with restraint.

Only Liu Shisan, after waiting for so long, didn't see any interaction, and said irritably: "Why are you still like this, Benlong wants to eat candy!! Hurry up and send candy, you guys!!!"

Lan He: "..."

Bai Wu was so frightened that he tilted his body and buried his head into a ball.

Liu Shisan tapped the bowl: "Hurry up!!! Where's the sugar?!!"

He justly asked for candy.

Lan He was angry and funny, "Is there someone like you? Fourth."

Liu Shisan still didn't understand why he was called the fourth child. He was annoyed after correcting it many times, and banged on the bowl, "What is the fourth child. Are you like this? The two of you are a couple!!"

Although Liu Shisan was the last to arrive, his bowl was the most dilapidated, with many small dents already.

Lan He was also dissatisfied: "What do you mean, what happened to the couple, I still have to manage my feelings in front of you??"

This is three days without the roof tile, Lan He touched the red mark on her wrist.

Song Futan came over, picked up Lan He from behind, and put him on the high chair, "Forget it, it's not out yet."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "...Ghost Festival? Can Ghost Moon still be considered a festival?"

As expected of a screenwriter, why are you so ridiculous?

Before he finished complaining, Song Futan had already lowered his head and kissed him from the side and behind. He didn't know where Lan He's anger went, and he hugged his neck in a daze.

After the kiss, Song Futan bent down and pinched Lan He's cheek.

Lan He shrank, and just as he was about to laugh, he felt a scorching gaze.

Liu Shisan held the bowl and Snake Eyes stared at them. Although An Jing did not say a word, his focused eyes were too strange, and his fists were clenched. Lan He knew that he definitely didn't mean to hit someone, but he felt Something amazing to say in a second...

Lan He: "..."

Lan He was hairy, jumped up and restrained Song Futan's neck: "If you still kiss, I said you can't let him go!!"

Lan He had been farming at home for a few days, and he went to audition for Master Jing Sheng, and the promising news was spread out, causing a lot of discussion.

Not only Director Fang, many people have such concerns about Lan He, his acting skills are undoubtedly unquestionable, but Zhang Xunchun's image is too impressive, and his appearance is a little small and beautiful. People's impressions are more intense.

Master Jing Sheng is a Buddhist layman with a prototype. After much deliberation, he is too far from him. If it's like getting rid of everyone's established impression, this step is too big.

And if the director considers Lan He's popularity and really chooses him, he doesn't know what the final performance will be.

We have nothing to talk about, there are pros and cons. Lan He's fans naturally said that it has not yet been decided, but if we really take it, our brother can of course play it well, trust him!

In the previous role battles, Lan He also offended others, and of course their fans have nothing to say.

Some people even guessed that Lan He is so popular now, so his mind must be very floating, and it's okay to play other things. Master Jing Sheng is a "selling character Guanyin", and he is superb in calligraphy, painting, literature and Buddhism. Can the mood of the heart be performed? Can you let go of the excitement and experience the character?

It wasn't a big deal at first, there was no news about Ying'er yet, and netizens discussed a lot of things every day. Overall, Lan He's popularity is still very good. Even if he said that he was not suitable for Master Jing Sheng, he did not deny his acting skills.

I just don't know who made a vote and asked everyone if they supported it.

As a result, the official blog of Dongyue Temple in the capital, after voting, swiped and shared it on Weibo. It took more than half a day to find out that it was deleted, but it was discovered by netizens and laughed wildly.

[What are you doing, is the Taoist also chasing stars? Still eating melons? 】

[What is the situation, is it suitable for Taoist priests to vote on official blogs to play monks...? 】

[They are all monks, they have something in common]

[Fuck, this society is too impetuous, monks are all online to watch gossip]

[Buddha, I have an inexplicable feeling that "the one who knows you best is me"...]

Dongyue Temple is also an old-fashioned Taoist resort in Beijing. It is the largest temple in North China, and the legendary Chaoyang Gate is crowded. Another vote for the monk's actor made He Pingge feel like he didn't know whether he should recognize his relatives or not.

Some people think that the officials of Dongyue Temple will say something, for example, which official blog administrator accidentally slipped his hand, forgot to cut the number, and will strengthen education in the future. Unexpectedly, it was so quietly and silently pretending to be dead.

There was no way, because the skater was a famous Taoist legend, Jiang He Daochang.

The management staff investigated the matter and directly found Daoist Jiang He: "...Master Jiang?"

Daoist disciples, when addressing seniors and elders, all call them Lord.

Daoist Jiang He also said with a very innocent look: "I saw this vote when I was discussing Dao and so-and-so in a video, and I voted. What is the cut number? I just think it's more appropriate."

The manager was speechless: "..."

I want to say that you are still chasing stars, but it feels wrong.

You can't educate Daoist Jiang He not to concentrate on cultivating the Tao, let's vote for a star, which level is enough to educate him?

Even if people start to pick up and drop off at the airport today, it does not prevent the Taoism and the law from being established long ago.

Besides, Daoist Jiang He is not only a famous legend, but his predecessors are also Taoist priests, and the elders in the family also know Master Jing Sheng... People think it is suitable, what's wrong?

...

On Lan He's side, it didn't take long before he really received news from the company that Fang Dao finally chose him and could sign the contract. But doing this film requires training.

Originally, Lan He still thought, why not go to Juehui Temple to experience life? If the crew is trained uniformly, then he has no objection and agrees readily.

Because it was the ghost month, there were many pujas around the Mid-Autumn Festival this month, and Lan He also took time to help transport the soul.

The Taoist priests of Dongyue Temple listened to Jiang He's instructions and specially prepared delicious food, waiting to come to Impermanence to taste. There are different opinions about this speculation about Lai Wuchang. The ghosts in the underworld are guessing, and the mage of the sun is also curious. Anyway, only know that Lai Wuchang does not love gold and silver and food.

Therefore, there are two theories about Lai Wuchang's true face, one is that he died in a car accident and his face was disfigured, and the other is that a ghost died of starvation, who was in a car accident when he was hungry, so he was both masked and delicious.

Lan He floated to the Dongyue Temple, and saw the Taoist priests carry out a table with smiles, "The hard work is impermanent, please!"

Seeing the food, Lan He said coldly, "Thank you, no need."

The Taoist priests were stunned for a moment, what happened to Lai Wuchang, and suddenly they were not enthusiastic at all. In the past, when they prepared a table, Lai Wuchang not only ate by themselves, but also called friends and friends.

Now, do you feel dissatisfied with them? Or are there better vegetarian dishes elsewhere? Who, Juehui Temple or Baiyun Temple? ?

"You, are you not satisfied with this dish? We can also change it!"

What Jiang Ye said, be sure to take good care of Lai Impermanence, with a more careful attitude than ordinary impermanence.

Lan He looked at the delicacies and sighed, not dissatisfied, but...

He is no longer the one who needs to be on a diet!

In addition to the training, Director Fang also mentioned that he felt that Lan He was a little thin and hoped that he could gain ten pounds before joining the group.

Lan He had to control his weight in the previous two dramas, so he lost a bit of weight, but now he is about to gain weight. The company arranged for professionals to make recipes for him, and he had to exercise. This is beautiful.

It's good now, Lan He has gone from not being full to eating several meals a day. He had just finished the high-calorie supper before he came, and he really had no appetite at all.

The Taoists heard Lan He's sigh and asked anxiously, "What happened to Lai Wuchang?"

Shocked, the famous starving ghost in the underworld said no to the food! !

Lan He was preparing for the role, and he recited the sentence in "Maha Zhiguan Auxiliary Practice": "Eat less, and the mind can be clear."

The Taoists were silent for a while, then panicked, whispering to each other, and even showing expressions of horror.

A Taoist priest stepped back a few steps, supported the Taoist crown, and shouted as he walked, "Protect your soul!"

Everyone surrounded the soul who was supposed to be led by Lan He to Dongyue Yin Si and had just completed the rescue, and looked at Lan He with a little vigilance.

Lan He: "?"

The Taoist priest had already run away in a flash, and shouted: "Jiang Ye! It's not good, Lai Wuchang is going to change jobs to Buddhism!!"

...We have a traitor!!

The author has something to say: Liu Shisan (knocks the stainless steel rice bowl): After Benlong wakes up, he must see that this bowl is full of sugar!