Chapter 86 Lan He feels like a big scumbag forced to marry

Although the vest was dropped, everyone was not able to take advantage of the word, and the old master was unable to fight back.

Everyone just laughed at each other.

"Next time you come to the master's movie, you are not allowed to go to the reserved venue?"

"Our Lord Jiang voted for Lord Lai."

"Ah? What vote do I vote for? I read the scriptures all day long, but I don't know about it."

Even Sikong couldn't help but say, "My master has a signed photo of Mr. Lai, and he told me at the beginning that he just admired it and thought it was handsome."

He knew a little bit ahead of everyone, but he couldn't say it, and he was a little panicked.

The mages can't laugh or cry, the immobile mages are really...

Lan He said: "It was originally, Master Fufu and I have been friends for a long time, and the master has certified that I have a Buddha mind!" This is what the big girl Hu told him, and he thought that he was kind.

Everyone: "..."

This hooligan... no, that's fine too?

Sikong was speechless.

This has to be admitted. The first time Master Fufu saw him, he treated Lai Wuchang differently, and he also gave him the Linji stick. Don't think that Wuchang belongs to the Yinsi of Dongyue, but Master Fufu has commented on it in verses. He: "Good is immortal bone, passion is Buddha's heart."

The Taoist priest of Dongyue Temple jumped his feet: "Lai Ye, don't talk about it, I will tell you that you have changed jobs again!!"

Seeing that the heavy rain gradually stopped and the clouds dissipated, after several hours of darkness, the capital returned to daytime, and the impermanence of black and white also had a direction, and came over.

Black and white impermanence is even more difficult to see than ordinary evil. Some mages at the scene saw the famous Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu for the first time.

As soon as Lao Bai saw Xie Bian, he stood up and grinned, completely forgetting that they had failed to catch a ghost by himself: "Master Xie... not disgraceful to the mission! I caught Shuiyue for you!"

Everyone: "..."

Shuiyue: "..."

Liu Shisan: "You are too shameless, why did you catch it?"

Lao Bai is all for licking idols, so he scolded: "I omit some, after all, all this is because everyone saves me, and I round it up."

Liu Shisan: "... Benlong is not here to save you."

Old Bai: "That's also for my partner, the same."

Lan He was used to it, and it was strange for others to see Impermanence and Liu Xian quarreling.

Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian looked at the bottle, Shuiyue had been subdued, and they were very satisfied, Fan Wujiu nodded slightly and said, "I've worked with you all the immortals and mages. Today is the night demon, and I almost let the little devil succeed. Write a note for you in the Yin Si Book of Good and Evil."

"rustle……"

The mages all said: "Fan Ye is polite, thank you!"

Xie Bi'an: "After so long, we have to take Shuiyue back to return to life. Xiaolai."

Lan He heard him calling herself, "Huh?"

Xie Bian raised his chin and said meaningfully: "You have even accepted Miss Hu from Miaogan Mountain. You must work hard in the future. Don't know that you are busy with Yang Shi's work all day long."

Before Lan He could speak, Fan Wujiu had already pulled him and said lightly, "Don't interfere in the affairs of the world."

Xie Bian turned his head and ignored him.

"rustle……"

Lan He smiled indifferently: "I just do what I can and try to balance it as much as possible."

However, since Mrs. Hu has completed the golden dome, and the Zhenwu Bridge was completed some time ago, the five towns of light and shade are complete, and the capital is safe and sound. There will not be so many crises in the future, and you can live a peaceful life.

Dealing with some harassing ghosts rushing towards Song Futan, and helping Lao Bai hook a soul, it is quite easy to think about.

He thought about it, turned his head to look at Song Futan, and exchanged a clear look.

"rustle……"

Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian both nodded lightly, then slowly looked towards the direction of the looming "rustling" sound, "What is he doing?"

Lan He turned his head, and from his perspective, he could see Wang Lili sketching, it was Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu.

Lan He: "You..."

Wang Lili looked up, only to find herself being stared at by Black and White Impermanence and everyone: "I'm sorry, inspiration has come."

He had never seen Black and White Impermanence, how famous these two are, and although they are gloomy, they are different from the frightening appearance of the giant tongue in the legend, so he wanted to draw them at that time.

Xie Bian stuck out his tongue, hanging straight to his chest, and said sadly, "If you want to save Master Xie's painting, which disciple are you—"

Wang Lili: "…………"

Ah, it is such a tongue, it turns out that it really exists.

"Thank you for your forgiveness," Lan He said in a rounded tone, "This is our counterpart in the world, and it is also my partner. I have never seen your heroic appearance."

Wang Lili is a policeman, and after seeing it a few times, he has exercised his courage, and he can still laugh: "I'm sorry..."

"Seeing that you are a policeman, I will let you go." Xie Bi'an said, "Let's go!"

"and many more!"

Shuiyue's voice came from the bottle.

Xie Bian stopped and looked impatient.

Shuiyue cried: "I know, you will definitely hand me over to the underworld when I go, and I will never meet again. I want to have a few words with Bai Ruyi and talk about our past lives."

Xie Bian was used to seeing all kinds of ghosts with obsessions. Which one didn't have its own story, he was tired of hearing it, just because Shuiyue wanted to tell Lao Bai, Lao Bai was also trapped by him and Fan Wujiu, so he watched To the old white.

Lao Bai immediately said: "Who wants to listen! I don't know you for a long time!"

Xie Bian: "No one wants to listen, you should go."

Everyone was indifferent, and even Lan He had no expression. Shuiyue had said it in general before, he could make up the story frame in his brain, and he had finished the fight. It seemed that there was really no need to listen to the boss telling the story. Especially for the ghosts involved, this is just a cloud in the past life, and Shuiyue herself is entangled in demonic thoughts, so she will be entangled.

Liu Shisan: "I want to hear it."

Lao Bai: "..."

Shuiyue: "..."

other people:"……"

Lao Bai rolled his eyes: "Listen to your head, what's your business?"

Lan Hehan said: "People want to tell Lao Bai, you must say it if you want to hear it."

Liu Shisan was furious, and wanted to get up and reason with the wound, "hiss".

He didn't do anything, Bai Wu lay on the ground and cried, "You move again..."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Lan He held his forehead and said, "Well, can Shuiyue talk about it?" Not for anything else, but for Bai Wu's life.

Shuiyue was released, fell to the ground, looked at Liu Shisan who was squatting in front of him, the corner of his mouth twitched, and there were people around him who were doing their own business indifferently, sketching sketches, and playing with mobile phones. , crying and crying... She said indifferently, "I don't want to talk about it."

"Are you kidding me?" Liu Shisan slammed Shuiyue's head on the wall in one fell swoop, making a very ruthless shot.

Shuiyue: "...I used to be a little nun during my lifetime, and I practiced with Master for 14 years. Master said that I have the root of wisdom and that I can attain Bodhi in the future. But that day, when I went down the mountain, I was practicing under the tree, and I met a little Taoist priest. We fell in love with each other, so I went down the mountain and lived with him. It's just that he was injured when he was driving out the drought, and I tried to prolong his life for him, but I couldn't keep him. I tried to save him from the underworld, but it didn't work. , but put himself in. Moreover, when I was detained, he didn't wait for me, he reincarnated himself...became Bai Ruyi, and later worked as impermanence in Yin Si, and didn't remember me at all. Later, I just thought about it, I just want to revive myself."

Shuiyue's way of telling stories is emotionless, which makes people admire her ability to tell the little nun's heart so calmly, and the sentence of going down the mountain alone can write at least 100,000 words in Jinjiang.

Liu Shisan listened to her dryly with a solemn expression, "That's it?"

Shuiyue: "Well."

Liu Thirteen felt like he was being defrauded. There were no breaking points or details: "Get out of here."

Shuiyue quickly got back into the bottle, even a little impatient. Demons have self-respect.

After Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu left, the matter was completely over.

Lao Bai was also preparing to go back to Yinsi to recuperate first. He winked at Miss Hu and said, "When will Miss Hu come to live at Xiao Lai's house?"

"Then it depends on the younger ones." Miss Hu smiled slightly, "I went down the mountain to announce the good news."

Lan He felt like a big scumbag who was forced to marry, and the other party was a big girl Hu who was working hard for the capital and was taken advantage of.

"It's hard work, eldest girl." Lan He first applauded Miss Hu and said helplessly, "The eldest girl is in charge of Miaoganshan affairs, then I will set up a tablet for you at home. When you are tired and hungry, just leave Come down for some incense?"

Miss Hu covered her mouth and smiled to prevent the saliva from dripping, "I just said this casually, since you want to set it up, remember to use a pine tablet."

Lan He: "...Okay."

...

Lan He promised to be a tablet, and then built the God of Wealth Tower, and then invited Lady Hu to come down to the altar. Only then did Lady Hu go back satisfied. He did turn around and booked a new cat villa.

Lan He and Wang Lili, as well as these mages, exchanged WeChat IDs, and promised to add them when they returned.

There are too many people today, so Lan He finally said without hope: "Don't go outside and explode my vest, I'll say you are the navy and black me."

It means it's best not to say it, and I won't recognize it if I say it.

Everyone laughed embarrassingly, and it was hard to tell from the outside world. Anyway, it is estimated that the industry can't hide much...

After her soul returned to her body, Lan He ordered another errand in the same city and got an Elizabethan circle at the pet hospital. This thing is arc-shaped, with Velcro around the edge, and it looks like a horn when you go around it.

When they got home, the errands were almost there.

Lan He opened the package and threw the bags with words such as "pet protective cover", "spray for anti-bite and anti-licking", "for large dogs" and "recovery after surgery", etc., before giving to Liu Shi, who came to the home to recuperate. Three said: "Fourth, you put this on."

"What is this." Liu Shisan had heard him say that he wanted to buy an Elizabethan ring, but he didn't know what it was.

"If you stick it on your neck, your tongue won't be able to lick the wound." Lan He said, "Keep it close, it will get stuck."

The human shape is not bad, the snake shape has no neck, and I'm afraid it will slip off, but fortunately, Liu Shisan is an immortal family, so it doesn't matter if you are tight.

Bai Wu took the Elizabethan ring, fiddled with it, figured out the effect, felt it was very good, and opened it and wanted to wrap it around Liu Shisan's neck.

"Wait." Liu Shisan sneered, "Why did humans invent this kind of thing, do you have tongues as long as mine?"

Unless, this is not for human use. So what exactly is its use?

Lan He was shocked. He didn't expect that with Liu Shisan's IQ, he could still ask such a question. Is this an extraordinary performance under suspicion...

Song Futan lowered her head and searched for a few times, and showed Liu Shisan the painting of ancient foreign court figures above: "This thing is called the Elizabethan circle, and it is a kind of decorative neck sleeve that was popular in ancient times abroad. This is an upgraded version, with a more minimalist shape. Elegance, Lan He just thinks it can cure your habit."

Lan He looked at her boyfriend, very much like when she coaxed Bai Wu and Hu Qijiu to live in the breeding box...

I lied to the snake, he lied, this is what love looks like. So Lan He also said loudly: "Yes, look at this material, it is also waterproof. There is a Velcro on it, which can be attached repeatedly, which is very convenient."

"What, it's still waterproof?" Liu Shisan touched the Elizabethan ring, and it was true that it wasn't wet. He quickly said, "Show Ben Long to wear it."

Bai Wu observed the wound on Liu Shisan's neck, then stood behind Liu Shisan, circled Elizabeth, and glued the Velcro tightly, and the horn-like cover was firmly stuck on his head. It was as if his head had grown out of a loudspeaker.

Liu Shisan stuck out his tongue, and the snake letter bounced on the soft plastic beside his face, unable to reach the wound.

Hu Qijiu looked a little familiar, she often went to the community to tease the dog, "This..."

Lan He: "Cough cough."

Hu Qijiu shut up.

After wearing it, Liu Shisan felt that he was quite noble, in line with the temperament of the dragon family. Although it was a little uncomfortable to lick it, he could endure it. He turned his head and said with a relaxed expression: "Not bad."

At the endorsement conference, Lan He hinted that he would really play the role of Master Jing Sheng. The news spread quickly. The crew only thought that Lan He wanted to make some news. Anyway, it had been decided and it was almost done, so they also recognized it.

This time it was lively, and the scope of discussion expanded instantly.

Some people think that Lan He is quite serious. Knowing that there are monks holding a meeting downstairs, they go down to listen to the class and ask for advice. However, some people think that there are limitations in the end, and they should not find too beautiful people to play Master Jing Sheng.

[Disagree, disagree, disagree, Lan He does not have the taste of Master Jing Sheng! 】

[What, have you heard about Master Jing Sheng? Since the director has chosen people, does Director Fang know better than you? See you at the show! 】

[The crew also said that they will arrange training for actors. I believe in Lan He's professionalism]

[The training camp is enough, does your Lan He have that wisdom root? 】

[Why is it so sour upstairs, is it because you didn't choose to be the master of madness. 】

[If you have a root of wisdom, then why don't you go to the Buddhist world soon? Playing a layman requires an actor to have Huigen as well, the more you talk about it, the more funny it becomes! 】

[Remember there used to be an actor in the circle. After playing a monk, he studied deeply and kept studying, and then he became a monk himself? 】

【……do not scare me】

It's a bit controversial, but it's all within the normal range. After observing the public opinion, Lan He's company thinks there is no problem. Fans basically expect Lan He to play a completely opposite role under the big director.

Director Fang Xiayun was busy finalizing the training camp and didn't pay much attention to online discussions. No matter what he said, he had his own ideas.

This training camp made Fang Xiayun very busy for a while. Other characters are easy to say, Lan He's class needs to find a master to teach some Zen. He found a lot of connections before he got on the Juehui Temple.

Although Master Jing Sheng did not become a monk in Juehui Temple, but a small temple, most of the temples in the capital have been demolished, including that small temple. Moreover, both belong to Zen, and Juehui Temple is still a large Zen temple.

With the status of Juehui Temple in Beijing, Fang Xiayun never thought about not moving the master, and he couldn't climb the second-in-command Master Sikong. He communicated with a master Siming, but they didn't have time. Fortunately, he finally got through the relationship of investors. , contacted a Master Si Ke in the temple, and the other party was willing to help.

Although this mage is not the top mage in the temple, he is also a well-known figure when he is released, and he has also published Buddhist works.

[Hello, I'm Fang Xiayun. We need to ask you to teach our actors a few lessons for the recent movie, about Zen. Do you know when the Master is free? ] Fang Xiayun respectfully sent a WeChat message to Master Si Ke. Although he is a well-known director in the industry, he still puts it relatively low in front of this master. It is said that this master does not like to make phone calls, so everyone sends text messages. After Juehui Temple has wifi, there is a WeChat.

The avatar of the master is the tree in the temple, and the name is the name of the law. The reply is relatively slow, after all, he is a monk.

Master Si Ke: [Hello, I heard from the introducer. I am free on weekend afternoons. 】

Fang Xiayun knew that they were all for the introducer's face, and he didn't even ask what movie they were about - could the master of others care about this naming?

【Thank you! I will pick you up at that time, I have some problems myself, I hope you can call! 】Fang Xiayun said that he would pick up Master Sike personally, and take this opportunity to ask for advice. He was ups and downs in the circle, and it was inevitable that some life questions would like to ask experts.

Master Si Ke: [Okay, I don't dare to say anything, I know everything. 】

I don't know if Fang Xiayun thinks too much. He always feels that Master Sike's words are simple and plain, but he has a sense of alienation. It really is not comparable to ordinary people like them.

Fang Xiayun didn't dare to disturb Master Si Ke too much. After speaking, he poked Lan He again.

Fang Xiayun: [I have already found a good teacher, set aside this weekend afternoon, I will take you to a master class! 】

Lan He returned quickly: [Okay. 】

Fang Xiayun was not at ease, and exhorted: [I believe in your professionalism, and you also learned about Zen in advance. However, I would like to remind again that this master is not easy to invite, the kind that everyone offers wherever he goes. At that time, you must be respectful, don't mention your atheism, just treat it as a philosophy, you know? 】

Lan He: [Well, I know the director, I must be careful! 】

Fang Xiayun was relieved after instructing him. Fortunately, although Lan He was a young actor, he was considered to be relatively stable from what he had seen, and he opened up the circle of friends.

Just saw Lan He posted a Moments two minutes ago, no wonder she responded so quickly just now.

Lan He made a multi-storey cat villa with the text: "After the construction is completed, there will be new residents..."

Some mutual friends are already replying below, and they are beautiful.

Fang Xiayun smiled lightly, um, young people like to keep cats and dogs, he just liked it, and then continued to browse.

After a while, Fang Xiayun saw the new message prompt and clicked it. The ID made his heart skip a beat, Master Sike?

OMG! Master Si Ke actually commented on me! !

Fang Xiayun's heart skipped a beat, do I have so much wisdom that I can ask Master Si Ke to comment for me?

He took a closer look, and the comment was: [[Qiang] [Qiang] did it by hand? It's a very beautiful house, I want to live in it, hehe [happy]. 】

Fang Xiayun went in bewildered, only to find out that Master Si Ke was commenting on a mutual friend, Lan He.

And Lan He didn't even reply to Master Si Ke's embarrassing rant, and was replying to other friends who left a message first.

Fang Xiayun: "...??"

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