Chapter 87 Fifth, do you eat fruit?

Fang Xiayun is stupid, co-authoring with his efforts to invite Master Sike, Lan He has even added Master Sike's WeChat, and is still embarrassed in the circle of friends?

Then why does he owe so much favor to his investors? ?

Fang Xiayun immediately took a screenshot and asked Lan He: [How did you and Master Si Ke know each other? ! familiar? ? 】

Lan He: […]

Only then did Lan He react: [You asked Master Si Ke? 】

Fang Xiayun typed excitedly: [Yes! My first choice is Master Siming, I can't get it, then Master Sike, if Master Sike can't come, I plan to ask Master Qingyun or Master Jingming! 】

He reported a long list of his plans.

Lan He looked at these familiar names and fell into contemplation...

How should I say, Fang Xiayun should be praised for his good eyesight. Are all the mages who want to invite true talents?

One by one, they have seen him drop his vest, added him on WeChat, and are lying on his list.

If Fang Xiayun added the invite list all at once, he would find that Master Si Ke was not the only one who was embarrassed in the queue.

Lan He: [Oh... that's it, Song Qiyun and Director Song brought me to know the master of Juehui Temple before, so it's a little friendship. I knew that you wanted to invite Master Si Ke, so I told him directly. 】

Fang Xiayun is calm now, is Song Qiyun?

Song Qiyun is indeed not simple, and a few people in the circle also know that he has some contacts with Juehui Temple, although it is unclear why. Before Lan He filmed "Ghost Interest" under Song Qiyun's hands, it also had a ghostly color, maybe he would take Lan He to ask for advice at that time.

...but it still doesn't make sense that Master Sike is so embarrassed to praise Lan He!

Fang Xiayun tried his best to find a reason, maybe, Master Sike just met Lan He at first sight?

Fang Xiayun regained his calm tone: [Oh...that's your chance, it's even more coincidental, you still have to go to class on weekends. 】

Lan He responded and divided the mages into a special group. He felt that in the future, he should pay more attention to the circle of friends, and make good use of the group visibility function.

This is not over yet, Fang Xiayun thought that Lan He and Master Sike knew each other. Although he was shocked, it was better.

On the day of the appointment, Fang Xiayun and Lan He went to pick up Master Sike. He found that Lan He also brought a stick and asked casually, "What is this?"

This stick of Mage Fudo has been sitting here with Lan He, Lan He still wants to pay it back, Mage Fufu directly said that he was given away, the old man spends more and more time in meditation, most things are left to Sikong, Big hit.

Holding the Linji stick, Lan He felt that learning Zen had a bonus. After all, it was something of an eminent monk. Although it was an ordinary wooden stick, it was dyed into a magical instrument.

Only now that Fang Xiayun asked, this stick has changed from a trekking pole to something else.

Lan He: "Oh...the yoga stick I use for yoga. I'll go to practice when it's over."

Fang Xiayun said with interest: "I heard that you are good at yoga, you can still hold your breath and pretend to be dead, and you can still use a wooden stick..."

Lan He: "Hehe."

Fang Xiayun: "Can the thigh be broken on top of the head?"

Lan He: "…………"

Lan He was in a mess, only to see Fang Xiayun laughing: "I heard people say this stalk, just play it."

"I'll just say..." Lan He said speechlessly, "Why do you suddenly play retro old stalks?"

Arriving at Juehui Temple, Fang Xiayun sent a text message to Master Si Ke, and he came out after a while. Fang Xiayun got out of the car and opened the rear door, "Master, please."

"Thank you." Master Si Ke said politely and greeted Lan He, "Mr. Lan."

Fang Xiayun looked normal, just like an old friendship.

Master Si Ke was about to go up, but when he saw a familiar wooden stick at Lan He's feet, he took a deep breath and hurriedly said, "This, I'll sit in the front and go."

Fang Xiayun looked confused. He also thought that Master Sike and Lan He knew each other, and deliberately let them sit in the back seat together, "It's okay, you two will sit in the back, and I will be the driver."

"No, no, don't squeeze Mr. Lan anymore." Master Si Ke lifted his monk robe and went forward.

Fang Xiayun: "??"

How could Master Si Ke dare to sit side by side with Lan He, even if you come to the master, there is still the abbot's magic weapon at the foot of the master! !

There are very few people who have seen Lan He fight with this stick.

Others see it as an ordinary wooden stick, but for those who know it, this stick has a great reputation in Juehui Temple and even in the entire Buddhist world. It gave Master Fudo the name of King Kong. However, Si Ke didn't know that this thing was in Lan He's hands. At this time, when he recalled that Lan He joked that the Master couldn't praise him for having a Buddha heart, the meaning was even more different.

He was not so surprised that this thing was in Song Futan's hands.

Originally, Lan He was respectful to Mr. Lai, but now he has more awe of his husband's magic weapon, how dare he sit in the same row.

When he arrived at the local class, Master Si Ke was even more cramped. He was holding the abbot's wooden stick in his hand. When he taught Zen, he always felt that he was a little... unqualified.

and!

Master Si Ke secretly peeked at Lan He——

It's not something every monk is qualified to accept.

Master Fufu had a strong Zen wind, and if he hit it with one stick, he would be enlightened, otherwise it would be a waste of time. However, not every monk is free to ask for advice from a master, and if he wants to get a stick, he will get a stick. Otherwise, there are so many monks, don't knock the wooden fish every day, and just knock all the monks on their heads.

Before Zhenwuqiao, the Fudo Mage gradually stopped going out. Just like family immortals, such as Master Bai Daxian, who have reached a certain level of practice, they go to the mountains to meditate. They don't ask about world affairs. No one has ever experienced this stick for a long time.

To be honest, Master Si Ke feels a little bit missing the epiphany, which is the characteristic of their Linji sect. He is not a direct disciple of Master Fudo, and he is also a Sizi generation, and he has not received as many teaching opportunities as Sikong.

So while he was in class, he frantically glanced at the wooden stick that Lan He put on the table.

When Fang Xiayun went to the bathroom, Master Si Ke took the opportunity and said, "Can you come for me?"

Lan He: "???"

Lan He: "...You don't want to call me Lai Ye, you can call me Mr. Lan or Lan He." He was very cautious, even if no one would pay attention, "Also, what do you mean by coming here, I'm not Don't move the mage."

It's not that he didn't understand it, he just couldn't believe it.

Master Si Ke said shyly, "Don't you have a Buddha mind?"

Lan He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm just blowing it, the abbot praised me and fell in love with me, can I really become a Buddha? He said this is for me to fight ghosts." He felt that he could fight with a wooden stick, fight with a stick Calling people is two different things.

Master Sike sweated, but he didn't expect Lan Heguang to use it for a fight, "However, this thing has been handed over to you by the abbot. Besides, this thing has been contaminated with great wisdom and has become a magic weapon, try it."

Lan He thought, this has indeed become a magic weapon, just like Song Futan's rosary, he has a bonus to understanding, maybe, can it really be useful?

Master He Sike stared at him for a while, then suddenly picked up a stick and knocked on Master Sike's body, and said, "The abbot handed it over to me, just because I also contributed to Zhenwuqiao."

Suddenly, he explained another sentence, Master Si Ke only felt something flashed in his mind, he struggled to capture that flash of inspiration, and muttered: "I have been taught, yes, all Buddhas and World Honored, all are out of the human world, and all things have sentient beings. That is the mind of Buddha..."

It is impermanence, there is compassion, and there is Buddha's mind, and it can also be used to obtain Buddhist instruments.

Master Si Ke had a successful epiphany and bowed to Lan He on the spot.

Lan He quickly helped him up: "I can't make it, I can't make it..."

Master Sike just thought that this is what it should be.

Lan He thought to himself: "If you are seen, just invite me to the next time."

Master Si Ke: "..."

Besides Fang Xiayun, he just went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he found that the situation in class had changed.

Master Si Ke... seems to have more respect for Lan He, so respectful that he can't even tell who is teaching whom.

After the class, Fang Xia said: "Master, thank you for teaching us today."

Master Sike immediately said, "I don't dare to do it, I would like to thank Mr. Lan. I also learned a lot, and you are my teachers." He said this, his eyes fixed on Lan He.

Lan He: "..."

Although Lan He was an outsider, he had an epiphany inadvertently, and he was considered a teacher. Furthermore, not only Buddhist disciples can be teachers. The virtuous boy aroused bodhicitta, so he paid homage to fifty-three good scholars, including laymen, cooks, teachers, old people, children, etc. After fifty-three visits, he gathered and obtained blessings.

Therefore, when a Buddhist disciple is studying, as long as he has strengths, even an outsider can ask for advice, not to mention that Lan He still uses the magic tool of a magician when he instructs him.

Fang Xiayun was confused.

Lan He smiled and said: "You are joking, thank you."

Fang Xiayun hasn't figured it out yet, but in the second class, Master Si Ke took the Master Qingyun, Master Jingming, etc. that he had imagined before, as well as the Masters he had not imagined but heard of. All brought.

Master Si Ke: "Hehe, I deeply feel that I have shortcomings. These people also respect Master Jing Sheng quite a bit, and each has their own strengths. Let's learn nine homework simultaneously."

Lan He: "..."

Fang Xiayun: "???"

Lan He was speechless, did you make a mistake, you still called when you were lecturing!

Even if they found a reason one by one, and their acting skills were natural, Fang Xiayun still noticed a subtlety, whether it was admiring Master Jing Sheng or Lan He.

He pressed Lan He: "What is your status in the Buddhist world?"

So many senior people rushing to teach?

Lan He: ...I didn't come to teach, I wanted to come to an epiphany. I'm just a tool man.

Lan Hesan smiled and said, "I don't have any status, maybe it's because Director Song introduced it."

Fang Xiayun: "Is Song Qiyun so proud? How many mages have I introduced to you? Have you secretly shaved? Let me see if this is a wig?"

Lan He: "..."

A good director, he's going crazy.

Lan He tugged at his hair to see if it was true, but there was nothing he could do. He said half-truthfully, "No, he just introduced me to Master Fudo, I don't know why, but Master Fudo likes me quite a bit. I sent him an autographed photo."

Fang Xia Yuning choked for a while before saying, "......You have this relationship, so don't say it sooner."

Lan He: "Alas. After all, I don't really trust them."

Fang Xiayun: "..."

If Fang Xiayun was originally 80% satisfied with Lan He, now he is very satisfied.

Later, there was another event. The reporter mentioned the controversy over the actors on the Internet. Fang Xiayun said unequivocally: Unless Master Jing Sheng is resurrected, he thinks that there is no more suitable actor in the circle than Lan He!

...

...

Besides, Lan He has chosen an auspicious day to bring Miss Hu to her house.

His cat villa is not placed casually. Where the God of Fortune Tower is placed, either the Xianjia himself has designated it, or it can be built in the White Tiger Square, which is to the right outside the gate, or someone can do the math. But no matter what kind, it must be cultivated on the pure land, that is to say, it has not been trampled on, and it cannot be cultivated on the road.

The front yard was full of lawns, and Lan He chose a place against the wall to place the villa. Song Futan also wrote couplets, which were pasted on both sides of the door of the cat's villa.

When the day came, Lao Bai also came. He was healed. He said he came to see Mrs. Hu's housewarming. Of course, everyone knew that he wanted to see a good show. But Lao Bai will only be shameless and authentic, no, everyone is relatives.

As soon as Lao Bai came in, he saw a snake coiled on a tree, its head stuck out, and there was a plastic cover around it, just like a horn.

Lao Bai was shocked and looked at the snake: "Fourth... Really wearing a horn?"

Liu Shisan hissed and spat out a letter, "You know the fart, this is called the Elizabethan circle."

Old Bai: "...?"

I understand, I think you don't understand...

This Elizabethan circle is also called the circle of shame because many cats and dogs will wear it after sterilization.

"Hang it up a bit." Lan He was instructing Hu Qijiu to hang the colorful silk on the top of the cat's villa. It would be hung for a month to celebrate the Xianjia's move in.

Hu Qijiu was sour. When they moved in, Lan He was taboo about his identity, and he had never been so solemn. She wanted to live in the white tiger seat, and said that the fire escape was on the right side of the gate, and she would not let it live.

Old Bai floated over: "By the way, if you pick up Xian's family today, you should avoid four eyes on the scene. You all know this."

Lan He said, "Huh?" and looked at Bai Wu: "No way, don't you have four eyes?"

This is too unfair to the white door.

Bai Wu: "..."

Bai Wu: "...It's not me, it's a pregnant woman."

Only then did Lan He wake up, oh, saying that the woman was pregnant and had four eyes attached to the child, he thought he was mocking Baimen.

"No, my door is locked, this yard is my own." Lan He said.

Old Bai rushed to Song Futan to compare his thumbs, and when he opened his mouth, he thought of a strange wave of yin and yang.

Song Futan took the lead and said, "How about my daughter-in-law, have you put the oil in the pan?"

Lao Bai: "..."

The old white woefully said: "She was sent to the underworld long ago, and she was locked in a heavy prison. I spent some money to arrange for her to be locked closer to the place where Ksitigarbha King Bodhisattva chanted sutras."

Lan He looked at Lao Bai in surprise: "You still spend money for her? I thought you..."

Old Bai had always been very indifferent to Shuiyue before, and he didn't even want to hear the story of his previous life, so he focused on catching her back.

"We are indeed strangers, and I'm not the person she knew. I just sympathize with her, but I can't let her have any more illusions, her demonic thoughts are deep enough." Old Bai's dead face actually revealed A bit of sadness.

Lan He almost doubted whether Lao Bai remembered his past life, so he took care of Shuiyue without revealing his traces. After all, Liumen has a successful practice, and will be influenced by the previous life into a love brain.

But Lao Bai's injury only took a second or two, and he quickly said to Lan He, "I'm dying of poverty because of the management, you can give me some more money."

Lan He: "..."

Seeing this death, remember only a little bit, and don't have much conscience.

"Cough cough!" Lan He took two steps back weakly, clutching his chest, fell into Song Futan's arms, and said in a deep voice, "Niezi."

Old Bai: "Player."

Lan He: "Go away."

Old Bai: "Father!" He stepped forward and rubbed Lan He's hands, "It's hard work for stacking ingots, the money can be given later."

After a while, the auspicious time arrived. Lan He piled up the incense tower and ingots, and began to incense in the direction of Miaogan Mountain. A cigarette came to the altar, and Mrs. Hu came with the incense mist and looked at the colorful silk hanging with satisfaction. There was a wooden cat villa with couplets attached, and there was her tablet in it. Yingying smiled and bowed to Lan He, "Respect the family."

Everyone else said, "Congratulations to Miss Hu."

Hu Da girl waved her hand vigorously, and invited everyone to eat the incense tower provided to her, "Come, let's eat fast together."

Lao Baipa pulled the cigarette and said with a smile: "Miss Hu is here, this tablet must not be changed in order?"

good!

A fairy family must have an order. When a new fairy family comes, it is even more necessary to decide where to rank so that each fairy family is satisfied.

Is it according to the Tao, or is it the highest in the family?

Miss Hu smiled lightly: "First come, then come, what's the problem? Besides, Hu Huangbailiu, I am the head of the Hu family, and I have some face, even Liu Shisan, I have no objection."

Not to mention that Liu Shisan didn't have top cancer, even if he had, he was even an adopted son, and he didn't even have a tablet, so he really couldn't argue with them about the order.

As for the remaining Hu Qijiu and Bai Wu, who may raise objections, they couldn't beat Miss Hu, so they could only admit it.

Moreover, the two of them were originally one who took advantage of the void, and the other who entered while the other was taking advantage of the void.

Therefore, Miss Hu's tablet is undoubtedly placed at the forefront.

Hu Qijiu also dragged Bai Wu, brought a fruit plate, and took the initiative to betray: "Eldest sister, I am with your sister, and the thorns are normal. The honorable family has lost the vest now, let's guard it and not let anyone come in again. that is."

Miss Hu: "Well..."

"However, now that Mrs. Hu has arrived at my father's door, we still have an elder and a younger one." Old Bai said again, he had to do something.

But the big girl Hu is a Hu family, there is no reason for Lao Bai to watch the excitement, she glanced at him with a half-smile, but she couldn't refute: "Which one is the youngest, do it by yourself, I was born to be the boss. Brother, Understand?"

Her brain is broken, she is the eldest, the others are ranked first, how to fight, who is the youngest, none of her business.

Lao Bai: "..."

Lao Bai, Hu Qijiu, and Bai Wu looked at each other a few times and made a guess, uh, this...

...

Lan He and Song Futan stood aside and clearly saw the movement of the immortals in the yard. On the side of Miss Hu, Lao Bai, Hu Qijiu, and Bai Wu gradually passed by, and gathered together, chirping and chirping.know yes

house fight

Or what.

Liu Shisan didn't notice anything, and he was enjoying his trumpet in the tree while eating and watching TV shows.

After a while, Lao Bai shouted to Liu Shisan as he passed by the tree: "Lao Wu, do you want to eat fruit?"

Liu Shisan: "?????"

Lan He: "..."

...Why, are they all bullied by a snake?

Liu Shisan slid down from the tree at once, chasing after Lao Bai and scolding: "Fuck you are sick! Playing Laozi!!"

He was just forced to accept that he was the fourth child... He didn't even know why he was the fourth child, so he changed it again??!

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