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    Chapter 95 Are you angry at being a son or not being an eldest son?

    Outside the North Park.

    The sound of children's songs that came from inside made passersby shudder, and many people stopped to take a video and send it to the circle of friends.

    "The children's singing came after the North Garden was closed! The singing in the middle of the night is too scary! Fortunately, I went to the incense and asked for the talisman yesterday, and I continued to watch boldly."

    In fact, it was not even midnight, but it was even more sensational to say that, and it was indeed dark.

    【? ? ? Is this Beiyuan, what are you doing, so weird]

    【Run! ! 】

    [Brother, aren't you afraid? My legs are so weak just watching the video]

    [What are these people doing? If they are standing there, I am afraid that the treasure has not been dug up. It is not that Emperor Chongzhen has a treasure buried somewhere. It is rumored that it is in Meishan, but it may be a pretense, but it is actually here? 】

    [What happened to Beijing recently ORZ is there really a problem with Feng Shui? I also want to burn incense. 】

    And after the singing stopped, there was a huge splash of water, and a harsh electric current came from the speakers.

    "ZhuZZZZZZI, I got goosebumps, what's going on inside?"

    "Fuck, what is it?" Someone wanted to pull the baffle to see it, but was stopped by the plainclothes officer on guard, which became even more mysterious.

    Although later, the park gave the reason to debug the machinery and release the water in the middle of the night, but it could not explain the behavior of so many people guarding outside, and many people still suspected that the legends about the North Park were rampant.

    The guards were a little worried, such a big movement, what was going on inside, it was so difficult to subdue, can it go smoothly?

    ...

    At this time, in the North Park.

    A gigantic black snake was dancing wildly in the sea, and the waves raised by it were several meters high and slapped on the shore. It was much more noisy than Chang Yueyuan's, only to hear him roar: "Bold and impermanent, you have insulted me so far! !"

    hateful! He had acquiesced in the title of Liu Si before, and even the title of Liu Wu almost answered when everyone called the fifth (Yiping, the fifth of the white door), but fortunately he held back!

    Old Bai fled for his life in embarrassment, and one rolled to avoid the snake's tail, "Why can't you be joking?"

    Lan He: "..."

    ...Does Lao Bai speak human words? How did you do it so yin and yang?

    Hearing this, the big black snake was even more furious, and pounced on it.

    "Forget it, let him fight for a while, Lao Bai is worth it." Lan He stood on the shore, holding a huge sunshade from the convenience store in his arms. The others and the Xianjia also hid under the umbrella and fell. All the water coming in was blocked.

    Everyone looked at the sea under the umbrella together.

    Liu Shisan's dynamic vision was excellent, and his tail entangled Lao Bai.

    Lao Bai panicked: "Damn, what do you want to get back? To be Lan He's father?"

    Lan He: "..."

    The big black snake was stunned, thinking that the logic sounded right, but... how did he become Lan He's father? !

    Is it so patient?

    Looking at Lao Bai's somewhat proud face, Liu Shisan angrily slapped Lao Bai to the ground, unable to distinguish the slap: "Go to hell!!!"

    Lao Bai died a long time ago. He was beaten to the ground and looked at Lan He, who was holding an umbrella: "Save..."

    Before he could finish speaking, he was dragged away by the snake's tail.

    Liu Shisan also played a few laps. Lao Bai's meaning was probably to save his life. Lan He came out to persuade him to fight: "Don't fight, don't fight, anyway, he will dare next time."

    Lao Bai: "..."

    Liu Shisan said bitterly, "It's okay to take me as a son, and call me the youngest."

    Lao Bai wants to say no, isn't that a new boss, but it's not the right time to continue provocation.

    Chang Yueyuan was even a little elated, she originally felt that she had been beaten the worst today...

    Lan He was puzzled: "Wait a minute, are you angry at being a son or not being an eldest son?"

    Liu Shisan: "...What do you say!!"

    Lan He: "That's what they said. As long as you don't approve of it in your own heart, you'll be fine. Don't you all practice concentration in Liumen practice?"

    That's right, beating Lao Bai like this is really against Liumen's usual practice rules.

    Liu Shisan glanced at Lao Bai, threw him away, and warned, "Shout out and beat him once."

    "Don't shout, don't shout anymore," Lao Bai rubbed against Lan He's feet, looked at Chang Yueyuan who was lying beside him, and asked, "Will you bring this little Liu back?"

    Liu Shisan's body bent, and the snake pupil stared at Lao Bai: "You—"

    Old Bai Juyuan said: "I didn't call you, I just called her casually."

    Liu Shisan said gloomily: "Don't think I can't hear it, you call her Xiaoliu, who is the fifth?"

    "It can't be you anyway." Lao Bai said innocently.

    Liu Shisan: "..."

    Old Bai: "Lan He and Xiao Song's token of love still has a 001 on its neck. How can I say it?"

    Liu Shisan fell into deep thought for a while.

    Lan He is sweating, isn't it, so easy to deceive.

    Liu Shisan slowly raised his head: "You have a token of love, let me see."

    ——Hu Qijiu didn’t know such details when he told the story, but ghosts like Lao Bai and Yan San knew a little about it at the scene.

    Lan He tentatively said: "...In this way, after returning home, let Song Futan explain it to you in detail before going to bed."

    Liu Shisan: "Okay, okay."

    Everyone: "..."

    As for Chang Yueyuan, Lan He glanced at the silver water snake who had been beaten a few times, with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

    Chang Yueyuan immediately cried: "This king doesn't want to leave."

    The dragon should be in the sea, what is it like to go to someone's house, they have never been a family fairy. In other words, Liumen, being a house fairy, prefers to perch on trees outside the house.

    But no one took the full moon to heart, and only urged her to fish out all the souls in the snake's nest.

    Those tourists were still conscious, but they felt like they were going to die when they saw the impermanence of black and white; the unmoved Mage was blind, Lan He frowned and asked a few words, but he was not conscious.

    Really confused?

    These tourists are all a family, they came together, and they shed tears hand in hand. Lan He was caring about Master Fu, and Hu Qijiu comforted him: "It's okay, I'll send you back."

    A fox with a half-broken tail opened his mouth to speak, and instead of being comforted, they felt even more sad.

    "Huh? It's alright, I was entrusted to summon the soul." Lan He then remembered them, took out a few paper horses, threw them on the ground, and immediately took shape, "Go up."

    "Who are you entrusted by?" an aunt asked before going up.

    Lan He was stunned for a moment, but he said casually, this was a comatose person's family offering a reward, and the Fufu Mage took it and lost his soul, so he came up, but now he is dressed in impermanence. This is more difficult to explain, Lan He doesn't care about the reward, so he prevaricates: "Just your family, go back quickly."

    "Our whole family is here, which distant relative? Are you close friends?" These people probably didn't expect which relative was still a mage, and continued to ask.

    Lan He simply slapped a revival fan: "Stop talking, calm down, and if anyone calls your name on the road, don't pay attention!"

    The paper horse walked away, Lan He said: "Let's go, let's send the mage back."

    ...

    Siming never expected that they would move so quickly. He thought that Liumen, who could handle the abbot, should be extremely powerful, but what they brought was a female snake with a blue nose and a swollen face.

    Lan He and the others were afraid of trouble, so they escorted the immobile mage back and fanned the soul back into the body.

    Fufu Mage coughed twice and slowly woke up.

    "Master?" Siming held the immobile Master's hand, helped him up, and fed him water.

    After Siming was busy, Song Futan saw that the teacher's eyes were wrong, "Master? Are you okay?"

    No response.

    "Hey, this is..." Lao Bai stepped forward and touched it twice, "The soul is not hurt, why can't I speak."

    If the soul is damaged, he can see the state of the soul just now. As an impermanence, this is the basic quality.

    But the spirit of the Fudo Mage was not damaged.

    Chang Yueyuan: "I was beaten by me, but I haven't recovered."

    No one pays attention to her.

    Lan He even doubted: "I won't have Alzheimer's disease. The mage is quite old."

    Also known as dementia.

    But this disease is too fast. The last time saw him, the old man was very wise, and his body was very good.

    Bai Wu touched it and said that he had no symptoms on his body.

    It's unbelievable, Master Fudo can really be beaten by Chang Yueyuan?

    Miss Hu's fingernails clenched unconsciously, "The monk sees people like fire, maybe he found out the problem with Chang Yueyuan, that's why."

    Lan He couldn't help nodding, he had seen the eyesight of the Fudo Mage.

    But if this is the case, it shows that there is no coincidence behind it, it is not the influence of the weather and feng shui, but who is controlling it.

    "What?" Lao Bai was a little confused. He came late and didn't know what everyone had discussed before.

    Lan He told him again. From Liu Shisan to Chang Shiwu, what kind of greenhouse effect, like a hint to cover up the truth, if there is no guidance, it blurs the way they wake up.

    Lao Bai's face became more and more ugly, and finally asked, "Do you know why I came late today?"

    Lan He: "Didn't you go back to the Yin Division to do business?"

    This impermanence has its own area, and it is often too busy to be busy, or else it will recruit Lan He, this impermanent help.

    "Last time Shuiyue escaped, we thought that she had a rare opportunity to have a night demon, but after she was locked up, some ghosts accidentally discovered that she had been locked up for so long, and she didn't know the years, so what is the calculation? "Old Bai said, "So, the underworld sent someone to look for me, pretending to be in a previous life to ask for a confession, and after confirming that she didn't know the year, I asked her again, how did she expect to run at that time, she said For no reason, I thought it was okay, and only found out that there was a night demon. However, she fled to the capital on purpose, and when Fan Ye and Xie Ye pursued her, she didn't hesitate, she seemed to be relying on it."

    At that time, at the end of the time when the town was gathered, the water moon was halfway through, and the big girl Hu returned, and it was the ghost moon, so everyone never doubted it.

    This ignorant of the years, and the faint hints, really makes people feel familiar.

    Moreover, Zhenwu Town did not reach the underworld, and Shuiyue escaped from the underworld.

    Chang Yueyuan said stunnedly: "Isn't it really a fox who lost his mind without a trace?"

    In her opinion, foxes are the best at doing this.

    Everyone was silent.

    Lan He said speechlessly: "Don't tell me that Hu Si still has the strength to do things, big girl, can you beat her a hundred million times when you go back?" Although Hu Si's cheap behavior may not get any results.

    Chang Yueyuan shrank abruptly.

    Lao Bai said: "The underworld, although I am confused about this matter, but because Shuiyue has been brought to justice and the manpower is insufficient, I just strengthen the defense and remind the impermanence of each area. But if this is the case, I am afraid I have to report it again, so I can't just leave it alone. "The Underworld is not a place you can't go to, the so-called reincarnation of life and death, people and ghosts come and go, people, gods, ghosts, and demons can go there, and there are people who want to make trouble in the underworld, and there is no monitoring, it is difficult to check. Who did Shuiyue come into contact with?

    Miss Hu also wants to report to Miaoganshan to know.

    "Okay, how is it now? See if there are old seniors who are good at medicine and give Master Fufu a cure. If it can be cured, people will also be sent to the hospital to stay. You have reported this matter, but remember not to spread it out. ..." Lan He paused, "I think we can go to Wang Lili, maybe he has some ideas to help us."

    Everyone: "..."

    Come on, that makes sense.

    Even Mrs. Hu has to admit that although the police may not understand the underworld, they may be of great help in thinking.

    Master Fufu sat dazedly on the bed, eating and drinking but without self. At this moment, he seemed to have lost all his aura and wisdom, and was just an ordinary old man.

    Before leaving, Lan He sat next to the bed with Song Futan, watching Siming feed him.

    "Let's go." Song Futan let go of the immobile mage's hand, looking a little sad.

    Lan He and Master Fudo are old friends who have been certified by the old monk. He even knows that Song Futan has always been blessed by Master Fudan. Although he insists not to go home, Master Fufu taught him to help him, and he is almost the same as Master.

    Lan He couldn't comfort Song Futan either, so he could only say, "I'll go find Wang Lili now!"

    ...

    "Big case! Lily, here's your chance." Lan He said to Wang Lili.

    Wang Lili was taken aback, because Lan He didn't come to dream alone, the whole family came, and the dream this time was extraordinarily lively.

    "W-what's the matter?" Wang Lili said cautiously, "Have any cultural relics been stolen?"

    "It's more serious than that, let me tell you." Lan He grabbed Wang Lili and told him about the current situation, "You know about the town, but the problem now is that we have found a few, but they have nothing to do with the town. …”

    After he finished speaking, he asked, "Do you have any suggestions for solving the case?"

    Wang Lili scratched his head: "From the experience of the unmoved mage, this really has nothing to do with natural changes. It may be man-made. Who can be so mad, do you have a scope?"

    Everyone's expressions were a little weird.

    The four gates are known as the villains among the gods. In North China, you say that you are insane...

    Miss Hu: "That's right, it's not people we're facing now. In the underworld, there are too many demented and maddened beings, and the standards of judgment are not the same as those of your human beings. The capital is even more a place where dragons and tigers are hidden, and there are many hidden old and immortal people. ...Oh, there is a big existence. You can't find a range like this. For example, a dragon suddenly rises up, and it makes sense to ask everyone to play with it, and it's not crazy."

    Moreover, it is still unclear whether it is the first thing to loosen, or the first behind the scenes, or both.

    Wang Lili: "..."

    Well, it’s really impossible to infer the range in this way, Wang Lili said: “You don’t have big data either, you don’t have any monitoring or communication information, you may have to rely on the traditional police model. Now there is a lack of information, dragnet-style investigations and carpet-style searches are actually It's very effective. Whether we can collect more cases and analyze them later. Like before, Liu Shisan's affairs are all hidden in the influence of the town, so it's better to investigate and judge separately and side by side. "

    "This makes sense. Let's go back and re-examine the strange things in the capital in the past two years." Lan He wrote it down, "Just make up a reason, saying that the Yin Division wants to create a file and find those mages and Xianjia to investigate."

    This model requires a lot of work, and it is very real in the world. The detectives are all in the story, and in reality they rely a lot on data.

    Too little is known now, so can only learn from it.

    "Thank you, that, remember to order some more, let's go first."

    Toolman Wang Lili: "..."

    ...

    Water snakes, as the name suggests, live in water.

    Song Futan's house does not have a pond, nor a swimming pool, but there is a bathtub, but Chang Yueyuan can't let Chang Yueyuan live in the bathtub in the bathroom of the master bedroom.

    Chang Yueyuan frowned. She was originally the Dragon King of the North Sea of ​​this generation. She had a rare sea in the capital, but now she is here.

    Hu Qijiu: "What are you busy, just give her a foot bath."

    Chang Yueyuan: "!!"

    Lan He: "Uh, no, Wei Po."

    But Lan He really wasn't in the mood to settle Chang Yueyuan. This snake should be staying temporarily, unless they can never solve this matter, so she opened one of the sinks in the kitchen: "Just stay here."

    Chang Yueyuan glanced at it: "Are you kidding me???"

    Lan He: "I know you can change your shape."

    Chang Yueyuan: But that's not to wrong me! !

    She wanted to say something else, but Lan He threatened to say, "Do it again?"

    Chang Yueyuan: "..."

    Her two red lantern-like eyes looked at Lan He hatefully, thinking of her as a dignified dragon king...

    Hu Qijiu held the kitchen door and raised his head, "You just woke up and didn't know that our Zun family is a famous gangster in the capital. It's best not to fight him."

    Lan He: "...Come here."

    Lan He and the fellow immortals emphasized the discipline once again, that this matter should be kept secret for the time being, and then everyone has to go out to investigate, especially Liu Shisan, don't be fooled by others.

    Of course, when phrasing, Lan He used "innocent and innocent".

    Liu Shisan weighed it for a while, this innocence doesn't seem to fit his identity, but it's not a derogatory term either...

    "Benlong knows."

    Everyone was sitting around, Lan He squatted down and took the incense, "Talk while eating."

    A match lit the Fragrant Hills, cigarettes lingered, and the small animals fluttered.

    In a trance, there were two red lights. Lan He looked at it, and Chang Yueyuan was staring at her. She climbed out of the pool, turned into a human figure, and leaned against the kitchen door feebly to look over.

    Lan He looked at her fiercely, probably resenting herself. Although she shouldn't be able to turn the water over, Lan He still frightened: "What to look at!"

    Chang Yueyuan's frightened "hiss" sounded like a snake in an instant, then quickly came back, her red eyes seemed to be dripping blood. The three Liumen families are all ruthless characters. Although they have been beaten many times, Chang Yueyuan still looks unconvinced.

    "Listen!!" Chang Yue Yuan said.

    Lan He: "Huh?"

    The other immortals also squinted and squinted.

    I saw Chang Yueyuan staring at Lan He, "Bang" fell to her knees, smashed two tiles, and said fiercely: "I want to recognize you as a father in a cup of tea!!"

    Lan He: "…………"

    The author has something to say:

    Old Bai - Bai Ruyi, Hu Qijiu - Hu Xiren, Bai Wu - Bai Zhixian, Chang Shiwu - Chang Yueyuan, Miss Hu and Liu Shisan have no names because they haven't started yet, hahaha

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