Chapter 96 Isn't it, Ah Snake, is it illegal to not kiss during the New Year?

Lan He thought what she was going to do, her expression was so fierce, she was shocked and almost shouted to fight again - he had always suspected that Chang Yueyuan was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - but the tiles were broken in two pieces. Want to meet your father?

Chang Yueyuan also heard Lao Bai calling his father, so if he wants to go to his house, he must recognize his father. She has been beaten before, so she can be tough, but it is easy to be convincing. I wonder which immortal family can smell the incense made by Lan He and not be moved.

Unfortunately, Lan He just said stiffly, "Don't...you get up."

He pulled Chang Yueyuan up.

Hu Qijiu said leisurely, "See how sensible they are."

Liu Shisan: "..."

He glanced at Hu Qijiu, and always felt that the fox meant something. With his feet, the tile was broken, and he looked at Hu Qijiu threateningly.

Lan He looked back and felt a little dizzy. Before she said anything, Chang Yueyuan, who had just been lifted up, knelt down again, "I won't get up if you don't promise me!"

Lan He: "..."

"Go away, I can't afford a daughter like you." Lan He sat on the sofa weakly, glanced at Chang Yueyuan and Liu Shisan, who were still looking for granted, and lamented, "One is miserable enough. , To Liu, it's really worth it!"

Hu Qijiu laughed wildly.

Song Futan also held back a smile and patted his head, "Bought the tiles, let them stick them by themselves."

Lan He was speechless. When he retired, he was afraid that he could open a housekeeping maintenance company, and there were all kinds of tiles that led to the sewer.

Chang Yueyuan still wanted to forcibly recognize her father, but was suppressed, she huddled in the sink with great dissatisfaction, "Man, sooner or later, you will be willing to raise me!"

Lan He: "..."

...what a mess!

From the next day, Lan He took the immortals to visit, and counted and collected the supernatural events that had occurred in the capital in the past two years. Just at the end of the year, various temples and Taoist temples are also settling accounts. Because of the town's affairs, everyone's incense has reached a new high in the past two years.

When Lan He went to Dongyue Temple, he had just finished visiting, and wanted to chat with Jiang He Dao Chang, and saw a somewhat familiar face in Jiang He Dao's room.

He recalled that it was one of the souls rescued in Beihai that day. Although he didn't know the aunt's face, he heard that he was a big boss. Otherwise, he would not have invited Master Fufu who left the mountain early.

Moreover, this aunt did not come alone. There was a man pouring tea next to her. Lan He remembered this face. She had seen the news in the capital, and it was clearly the mayor of the capital.

The mayor looked very respectful to his aunt, and said, "Master, I came back from outside the other day, the car went to refuel, I walked away to smoke, I met someone on the side of the road, dressed in ancient clothes, I chatted with him hilariously. After a few sentences, when it comes to occupation. I asked you where you work, and he said, it should be the city government. I smiled and said me too, how long have you been employed, and what department. He said he is the mayor. I snorted, it's unfortunate, I'm also the mayor. I thought he was a little stupid, but he said, you govern the yang world, I supervise the underworld, divide the yin and yang, it is fate that we meet, send you three I had a good dream. Then I woke up and found that I was clearly sitting in the car. Later, when I went back, I had a good dream for three consecutive days!

"Master Jiang He, what's the interpretation of this dream? What is this mayor of the underworld? Am I here to worship at Dongyue Temple?"

This person never believed in ghosts and gods before, so he didn't know much about it. Dao Jiang He heard it and said, "I am afraid that you will meet the Lord Chenghuang. The mayor of the capital naturally corresponds to the Temple of the City God, and this Chenghuang is the one of the city. God, but it’s wrong to worship at Dongyue Temple, it has its own City God Temple. There are only four of them in the entire Chinese history, and it is naturally the Capital City God Temple that is currently in service, which was repaired and reopened two years ago.”

Auntie said with interest: "This is a wonderful thing, can you still have a good dream? Then, let's add this City God Temple to the itinerary." She visited all the temples in the capital, because she lost her soul once. , was particularly enthusiastic.

Well, Lan He remembered that his colleagues Xiao Yuqian in "Ghost Interest" had a few days of sweet dreams because of doing good deeds. It seems that the mayor really had this experience, and it was really interesting. The mayor of Yang Shi met the underworld city. Mr. Chang'an.

At this time, Director Jiang He also saw Lan He, and quickly apologized to the guests, and went outside to talk to Lan He.

Lan He asked Mr. Jiang He for a while, and Mr. Jiang He also thought that he really wanted to compile some materials. The underworld has always had a lot of paperwork and it was very complicated, so he answered them one by one.

The two inside, when they heard only the voice of Dao Chang Jiang outside, slowly felt a little strange. Chief Jiang He put them down to chat with someone, and they were already curious about who they were. At this moment, Auntie walked over and looked out along the gap. She was shocked because there was no one outside, and Daochang Jiang He seemed to be talking to the air.

Her heart skipped a beat and she stepped back.

After a while, Daochang Jiang He came back, and she couldn't help asking, "Daoist, just now..."

Jiang He Daochang smiled lightly: "You have seen it, Beihai has a relationship."

"Ah, it's him." Auntie whispered.

The mayor asked curiously, "Who?"

"It's nothing." Auntie shook her head. This impermanent identity was registered. She had inquired about it, but she couldn't spread it everywhere. Speaking of which, this impermanence even asked the temple to receive the reward, so low-key that she didn't even have a chance to thank her in person.

...

Besides, the fact that "Ghost Interest" is stuck in the review is getting more and more true. The public is concerned, and they say that although people have ghosts in their names, but looking at the record and Song Qiyun's style in the past, this is just using ghosts to satirize people, and it is unnecessary. Keep it stuck, do the reviewers feel that they are being satirized?

And it was at this time that there was a saying that the audit department suspected that Lan He and Song Futan were engaged in homosexuality, so they blocked their works.

Netizens:

【? ? ? 】

[Damn it, hahahahaha, you are better at reviewing than me! I can't believe they are real! 】

[Spray, what the hell is the reason, I don't believe it. 】

[Yes, even if they were gay and they didn't come out of the closet, isn't this a thing that people don't raise and officials don't investigate? 】

[Hey, don't say it as if people are really messing around, play is fun, and Lan He and Song Futan are not straight enough? ? 】

[Straight men are more nauseous... and unscrupulous. 】

This rumor is because Lan He and Song Futan are indeed quite affectionate in the crew, which arouses suspicion from some people. Although it has nothing to do with the audit, it actually hits the truth.

As a result, at this time, suddenly said that "Ghost Interest" did not cut for a second, and gave it directly.

[Let me say Lan He is not gay! ! ! 】

[You upstairs? I wasn't hello]

[Ha, there is something wrong, why is the card stuck for so long in the front]

[In order to reduce the number of deletions, Song Qiyun narrowed her legs, but it seems that a big boss liked this movie, saying it was very interesting, saying hello, and it was... 】

[...Stunned, so you can set the file? 】

[It's coming soon, it should be after the year]

"Ghost Interest" has passed the trial, and it was decided by the way. Of course Lan He was happy, and he thought about the rumors that came out. Although there was no specific person, he thought that it could only be the help of the aunt who had rescued before.

However, Lan He currently focuses more on the visits. The data they collected has been entered into the computer, and the workload has not been completed yet. The workload is too great.

As a result, Lan He received less work in the world, and fans shouted that they could not see fresh Lan He, and they were more and more looking forward to the announcement of "Ghost Interest", and Lan He came out soon.

At this time, it was almost the end of the year. Last year, Lan He was too busy to go back, and this year is the same.

On New Year's Eve, Lan He had a New Year's Eve dinner at Song Futan's house. Both parents knew about their relationship, so naturally they didn't have to worry about anything. In the evening video, the elders on both sides even greeted them.

Song Qiyun greeted Father Lan with a dry smile. At least 50% of his opinions have been suppressed, which is somewhat unnatural.

Father Lan: "It's been hard work, Xiao Song. I'm usually busy with work, but also take care of our Lan He's life, inside and out with one hand." Then he gave a thumbs up.

Song Qiyun: "..."

Song Qiyun suddenly sat up straight and said loudly, "It's nothing! Lan He is also very considerate, and even helps Fu Tan tie a tie when she goes out."

Others black line: "..."

At around eight o'clock, Lan He and Song Futan didn't stay at home for a long time. They went to Juehui Temple, and all his immortals followed him - the immortals also celebrated the New Year, and naturally they also had a New Year's Eve dinner.

The family also knows that there seems to be something wrong with Master Fufu's mind. For many years, he has treated Song Futan like a disciple, so he also agrees with Song Futan to go to Juehui Temple to accompany Master Fufu.

Juehui Temple on New Year's Eve is very lively. It is not yet the peak period, and it will reach its peak in the early morning.

At that time, some people wanted to buy the auction rights of the first incense for millions, but the Fufu Mage did not sell it, which also makes all believers wait for the morning to pass, grab the first incense on the first day of the new year, and ring the bell to pray for blessings.

Lan He and the others entered the area where the monks lived, and it was also the place where tourists stopped.

Sikong was walking around the courtyard with Master Fufu, and when he saw them coming, Sikong said hello, but Master Fufu was indifferent.

"Happy New Year's Eve. How is the mage today?" Lan He observed it, and felt that it was okay to not move the mage's complexion. These days, he also fed a lot of supplements, but his eyes were a little dull.

"My brothers and I take turns to accompany the abbot at all times." Sikong said.

"Then take a rest, we'll accompany you for a while." Lan He said.

"Amitabha." Sikong thanked him. There are too many tourists today and the temple is not staffed enough. He hasn't had time to eat dinner yet.

Chang Yueyuan swam around the Fufu Mage, "Didn't I really beat him up? Dad."

"...Don't recognize your father anywhere." Lan He said, "I've told you countless times, don't fantasize anymore, you don't have that ability."

Chang Yueyuan was stunned: "If you say you recognize your father, you should beat the monk."

Lan He: "Both!"

He pointed at Chang Yueyuan: "You'd better stop kneeling. This bluestone brick has a history of a hundred years, but it's hard to make up for it..."

Song Futan supported Master Fufu to sit down and recited the Diamond Sutra.

His voice was cold and in harmony with the surrounding ancient trees and shrubs. The red walls and green tiles of the monastery covered the periphery. Only the faint noise of tourists could be heard, and the excitement of the New Year was not far away.

Except for Lao Bai's absence, Hu Hu Bai Liu often sat on the ground and listened carefully to the scriptures.

For a time, this place was like an independent world, with only the murmur of chanting scriptures, the pale yellow street lights, no one in sight, and...

"Meow meow"

Lan He heard a few cat meows, and when he looked up, he saw that there was an orange cat squatting on the roof ridge. The night sky behind him was full of clouds. It tilted its head as if listening to the scriptures.

After Song Futan finished reciting it once, he couldn't hear the master reciting, "Amitabha Buddha."

"Mage? Mage, are you awake?" Lan He stared at him, but Mage Fufu only had this reaction, so he continued to fall into silence.

"Ah..." Lan He propped his chin.

"Forget it, don't be so discouraged." Liu Shisan said, "You two should kiss."

Lan He was choked: "..."

I thought Liu Shisan was talking about people, what is the logic of the second half of the sentence.

At this time, the orange cat jumped three steps from the roof and landed on the ground, and strolled over, afraid that it had stayed in the temple for a long time, and was not afraid of the immortals at all.

Seeing Lan He staring at the cat, Song Futan said, "There used to be some wild cats in the temple. Over time, they settled here. The pilgrims like it very much, and the monks in the temple also feed them. ."

"That's good." Lan He couldn't help but smile when he saw the cute cat.

Another cat meow came from the bushes, which was extraordinarily delicate.

"Is there another one?" Lan He teased, "Come out, kitten cat."

A black-and-white cat walked out of the bushes, with its head held high, and a transparent collar around its round face, which was slightly reflective, making it difficult to ignore under the light.

Lan He: "..."

Liu Shisan also looked up at the sky from his white eyes, slowly lowered his gaze, and stared at it as it moved until it arrived in front of Lan He...

It traverses the courtyard so leisurely, stopped in front of Lan He in a hurry, and rubbed Lan He's hand, but because of the collar, Lan He's tentacles were made of plastic.

Lan He: "..."

Liu Shisan received a critical blow: "What is that!!! Why does it also wear an Elizabethan ring!!"

"Meow!" The orange cat and the black-and-white cat suddenly ran away with a "meow".

Lan He: "That's right, circle... Everyone knows it's a good thing, so they all follow the trend, and it's all over the place. I can't control others. Oh, I'll let you take it off after you're injured, you Refuse to pick it up.”

Liu Shisan cursed loudly, "Nonsense, you are just cheating on me!"

Bai Wuwei, who has been trying to stay transparent, said weakly: "That's also because you keep licking the wound..."

"Shut up." Liu Shisan turned into a prototype, angered Lan He, and brought Song Futan with him: "You two, it's too much, let's not talk about framing Ben Long every day, and it's not enough on New Year's Eve. Is it a human thing to give sugar without kissing, or even recite Buddhist scriptures? Are you still men?"

Lan He: "??"

Is this a play on the topic?

Lan He sighed and said, "Isn't that right, Ah Snake, is it illegal not to kiss during the New Year?"

Song Futan: "..."

Liu Shisan obviously didn't understand Lan He's ridicule, and danced for a while.

When Sikong came back from dinner, he saw the black snake dancing wildly. He walked around cautiously and said worriedly, "Can you stop dancing? I'm afraid of being seen."

Liu Shisan: "Shut up! Fahai!!"

Sikong: "..." If you can't see the monk, call Fahai, right?

Sikong said to Song Futan: "Tonight, the big bell will be ringing. In previous years, the abbot rang it, and it can save the souls of the dead in ten directions. I don't know... whether the abbot still has the consciousness to ring the bell."

This ancient bell rings once a year at this time, and everyone is asked to hear it three times.

It is a tradition for the abbot to ring the bell. On the bright side, it is a rare opportunity to display antiquities. In the dark, because this bell is an object, it is also a bell to save death. When an eminent monk rings the bell, its power can be fully exerted, it can save more undead, and it can also deter evil spirits. Therefore, when the bell rings every New Year's Eve, many immortals, Monks, even Taoist priests, will also bow in the direction of Juehui Temple.

If there are substitutions, the effect of the bell will be weaker.

"Let's go together, help the abbot to go there." Lan He put on the mask, scarf and glasses, and everyone walked outside together.

At this time, it was nearly midnight, and Juehui Temple was full of people. As long as the bell rang, the door of the main hall would open, and believers could offer incense, or ring the small bell in the temple to pray for blessings. The louder the better.

"Oh, isn't that Chen Xingyang?" Hu Qijiu said.

"Ah?" Lan He glanced at it, but didn't recognize it.

Hu Qijiu leaned on his nose, pointed at a man who was as tightly wrapped as Lan He and said, "That's it."

Lan He and Song Futan whispered and walked over to photograph the man, "Xing Yang?"

The man really turned his head and looked at him in surprise, "You..."

"I'm Lan He." Lan He whispered, "Why are you here."

When he got closer, he could see clearly that Chen Xingyang was holding a girl in his hand, and both of them were holding incense.

"I'll go, so you can recognize it??" Chen Xingyang said miraculously, he even covered his ears.

"Hehe." Lan He prevaricates, "Come to incense?"

"Yeah, I guess I can't get the first incense, so I can burn it outside, and then go to the queue to ring the bell." Chen Xingyang said curiously, "What about you, you won't come to burn the first incense too, wow, I heard that you play a monk. If you went to the master of Juehui Temple to teach you, will you not go through the back door to burn incense?"

"Can people do such a thing? Besides, I'm not that kind of person." Lan He said, "I... just come to hang out with friends."

Chen Xingyang laughed, yes, when did Lan He burn incense and worship Buddha? He also jokes a lot. For this fragrance, no matter how many dignitaries want to spend money to buy it, they can't buy it. Even if Lan He has changed his sex, he wants to go through the back door, and he is afraid that he will not be able to.

"Okay, then I won't disturb you." Chen Xingyang winked, although Lan He couldn't see it at all, he saved others by himself, and thought that Lan He's friends were also his targets.

"You want me to leave you alone, okay." Lan He just came to say hello, so he slipped away to find Song Futan. Although there are many people, there is no way to get lost.

At this time, everyone is waiting for the first bell of the new year to ring. Everyone knows that according to the custom, it should be the abbot of Juehui Temple who will ring the ancient bell, and then officially burn incense.

It's just that the abbot is said to be unwell recently, and it is rumored that Master Sikong may be able to help ring the bell tonight, which is also a particularly meaningful thing.

Chen Xingyang also stretched his neck. He has not seen the legendary Fufu Mage. This year is also the first time he has come to Juehui Temple. This is because he has had a different view of the world in the past two years.

Seeing that his girlfriend was struggling, he even lifted her up: "How is it, is the abbot okay?"

From a distance, the abbot can be seen standing next to the ancient bell. This bell is more than six meters high and weighs dozens of tons. It can be described as a behemoth. The bell is engraved with 230,000 scriptures, and once the bell is ringed, the scriptures are recited once, and the merits are immeasurable.

The monks were in a circle, and the abbot was standing there. At this distance, the details could not be seen clearly. You could roughly see two people in civilian clothes covering their faces behind him, which were more conspicuous among the monks.

The others couldn't recognize it, but Chen Xingyang recognized it. One of them was Lan He who had just spoken to him.

Hey, he thought to himself, he did have a good relationship with the monk, and they all went in there.

The time was approaching zero, the abbot suddenly raised his hand to pull someone, and then Chen Xingyang saw the two people behind him dawdling for a while, then stepped forward and rang the big bell.

The believers were also strange, but when the thick bell rang, the ending sounded endlessly, and swayed for dozens of miles... Everyone didn't care about thinking so much, and ran to the top of the incense to ring the prayer bell.

Chen Xingyang: "????"

...Friend, you told me that you can't burn the first incense, and then run here to hit the first bell, do you think it's appropriate? ?

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