Chapter 102 I will teach you to practice and become a god

"Good job, old white!" Lan He said loudly.

To say what skills Lao Bai, a dutiful son, has grown while following Lan He, it must be Lan He's old skill, acting.

When they first met, Lan He deceived Lao Bai by acting, but now Lao Bai has deceived Lan He. Others also felt that Lao Bai was always a father, but he didn't doubt it at all.

Until Lan He reacted to Lao Bai's secret reminder.

He passed over the real body of the Capital God, and Lan He looked at its golden statue——

Lao Bai mentioned the reward in his words. Lan He received the award from the Yin Division of Dongyue.

This statue is the same as the body of the god. After it is carved, people "hide it", that is, open a hole in the back of the statue, put Chinese medicine representing the internal organs and blood, and consecrate it.

With the viscera and viscera, the clay idols made by mortals have the sacredness and can channel the spirits. The gods use it as a medium to enjoy incense sacrifices. Just like the connection between tablets, paper figures and the deity.

After thinking about this, he also understood that it must not be a coincidence, Lao Bai definitely didn't say it casually, he was just reminding himself how to deal with the Capital God, and sure enough, Lao Bai restrained the Capital God very tacitly. Lan He thought to himself that it was no wonder that Lao Bai had "fallen into trouble" and shouted where to run. It is useless to run outside, the capital is the capital of the capital, where to run.

His divine body is hard to deal with, but his idol is made by ordinary people.

Duchenghuang also knew what they were up to, but don't say it, the wet and cold tongue was really a little tight. Broken into several pieces.

Laobai's tongue was bleeding, and his face was covered in blood after a while, but he didn't wipe his mouth, but luckily his tongue was long enough, he hugged the capital city God tightly and whispered, "An Shouxin, do you still remember why you became a god? ?!"

The master didn't call anymore, and called the capital city's name directly.

The City God has always been a hero in the world after his death, just like Lao Bai who was a mage before his death, Mr. An can be the City God, or the Capital City God, there must be some righteous deeds to take up this position and keep the peace of one side.

He smiled slowly and said, "You are allowed to accept bribes and not allow me to improve my performance?"

God has human nature, and human nature is fickle.

Mr. An didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his thoughts, and even brainwashed others. Lao Bai tried to wake up his conscience, which was completely useless.

...

Lan He wanted to ascend to the throne, and Hu Si, who was hidden in the darkness, came out at this moment. What she held in her hand was actually the steel fork in the hand of the statue of the ox head and horse face in the Temple of the City God, which was bestowed by the City God.

"Bum." Lan He didn't want to waste the opportunity that Lao Bai had won, so he mercilessly swung the Linji stick across the board.

Hu Si smiled, and Lan He actually saw some bitterness and self-deprecation from it. She avoided the Linji stick and stabbed Lan He with a steel fork in both hands. Lan He suddenly reacted: Hu Si only had one soul left, not so much that she was holding a steel fork, but that the capital city God used her soul to enchant the magic weapon.

Lan He still had a soul hook left, which was wrapped around the steel fork, and froze with her. With a force, he threw it behind him, but Hu Si followed him like a shadow, and rushed up again like a ghost. Lan He returned his hand, with one hand. Grab Hu Si's shoulder, the long fox claws sink in, grab the bone, drag it over and hit the Tianling cover with a stick!

Although Hu Si was seduced by the capital city God, Lan He would not be soft-hearted at such a time.

Hu Si immediately fell to the ground holding the steel fork.

"As expected of the goddess of the Yuefu under the Empress Bixia's seat." The Du Chenghuang caught a glimpse of Lan He's decisive and neat performance, and was not surprised. .

For a while, the storm outside the temple seemed to be drawn in, roaring and twisting towards Lan He.

Lan He just rushed to the divine throne, only to feel the stinging pain in his soul, and he didn't know what was weird about the wind, and it also carried a whirlpool, as if it was going to disperse his soul. He hooked the pillar with one hand in pain, so that he would not be swept in, reluctantly took out a piece of paper from his arms, and was about to fold it, but it was torn to shreds by the wind and rain.

The City God stretched out his hand towards him, and Lan He felt that he could not hold his hand, and would be swept away by the whirlwind, further and further away from the divine position.

Suddenly, the sound of breaking the air came, and a long sword flew.

The Capital God turned around awe-inspiringly, and saw the magic sword pointed at him!

Originally it was Song Futan who threw his sword to help. This was left by the eminent monks in ancient times. The Zen sect was a treasure. The Capital God did not dare to despise it, so he blocked it with both hands. And Song Futan Feijian shot, and he only had the talisman paper, and the red light in the evil ghost's eyes flickered more and more.

Lan He knew that Song Futan was also fighting for a chance for herself, so she no longer hesitated, turned to tear apart the ghost group, and jumped onto the altar.

The tall golden body of the city god was more than three meters high. Lan He held the Linji stick with both hands and slammed it on the back of the golden body. He immediately opened a hole. come out!

The Ducheng God flickered, and sure enough, his divine power was affected, and the tip of the magic sword pierced his shoulder an inch.

Moreover, the damage to the golden body is a great shame to the gods, and it is almost the same as setting up a stall on his grave.

The original relaxed smile on Duchenghuang's face disappeared, he gritted his teeth, grabbed the sword with his bare hands, and drew it out, then grabbed Lao Bai's arms and pulled it to both sides.

Old Bai only felt a sharp pain, but he couldn't cry out, he felt like he was about to be torn apart—

The capital city God said: "I said, this city, I have the final say!"

What about digging up his internal organs, but he wasted some of the power brought by the golden body and incense, and he was still the capital city.

"Ow! Ow!" Lao Bai shouted, his figure was distorted, and he was almost torn apart. He closed his eyes and shouted, "Dad, I believe in you!!"

You must know what to do!

At the same time, Song Futan was also bitten by the evil ghost on his wrist because he pulled Hu Qijiu away. He refrained from saying a word, not wanting to distract Lan He.

Lan He watched as he plucked out the "viscera" and destroyed half of the statue... This is not enough.

No, there must be a way, he always felt that he could do something more.

Lan He listened to the screams of Lao Bai, and with a shudder, Xuanguang said that the Shinto people took the place, and the capital city's actions were not in line with the sky, should not be human, and the virtues did not match. Between the lights and flints, also thought of what the old monk said, not ordinary is the bone of the fairy, and passion is the heart of the Buddha.

Everyone saw Lan He lifted his foot and kicked the hollow statue of the city god from the god's seat.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the three-meter-long golden body smashed onto the masonry ground.

After the golden statue was dumped on the ground, it split from the face, and the black crack separated its majestic pupils and the straight bridge of the nose, all the way down to the neck, which was a bit shocking.

As for Lan He, he pushed Jin behind him, turned his body, and took the position of God!

Sitting high on the altar, Lan He said, "The City God has no way, so I should sit here."

On the screen, in the dilapidated temple made of blue bricks, the moss on the walls is terrifyingly gloomy, Xiaolai fought bloody battles, and his red robe was dyed more and more brightly with blood, which was especially dazzling in the dark tones.

He swung his sword to kill a god so tall that he needed to look up.

Xiaolai stepped forward and pushed the god down. The audience couldn't believe that he could kill the god, and even his companions didn't have any hope, but Xiaolai really pierced his heart with a sword when he landed, with sharp eyebrows and eyes, and said coldly: "I'll teach you to practice and become a god!"

At this time, the red robe that fluttered because of the jump slowly fell down——

At the corner of the robe is the decoration of the sea and the river teeth, and there is a four-clawed golden dragon upward, entrenched in the red robe, and Lan He, who is sitting on the throne, has already put on a bright red python robe in an instant!

The audience in the movie theater exclaimed excitedly for the wonderful plot: "Handsome."

Inside the hall, Hu Qijiu jumped up and shouted, "Respected family is awesome!!"

Push down the statue, take its own place, live impermanence and become a living city god, with a python robe on it.

An Shouxin looked at his body, the official robe had faded, and his divine power had been deprived. His face was extremely ugly: "...

But this is not the change of priests under the command of the Yin Division. It was Lan He who forcibly seized the sacrificial sacrifice as a living person? !

The python robe appeared on Lan He's body, proving that he had taken away the throne. The temple here has been replaced with incense, and it is no longer an area of ​​trustworthiness.

Since the City God has lost his way, why can't he follow the laws of heaven to replace him. Formerly a divine general, this world is also worthy of incense, this heart is the Buddha's heart, and this way is the divine way. A word that answers the truth, changing one's identity is only in the moment of enlightenment.

The official seal has slowly fallen, and both the evil spirits and the evil in the temple stopped in shock...

Since they became ghosts, they have never seen such a domineering way of ascending the throne, and they have seen so many impermanence, when have they seen a living city god!

The replacement of incense, that is, the capture of sacrifices, usually requires the help of human beings, after all, Shinto people replace them.

——However, but this man is really a person himself, not only can he make incense, but also receive incense, and even has his own "believers", that is, fans. There should be a lot, and it should be natural.

So he kicked An Shouxin down and took the throne himself.

He even raised his hand to hold the incense burner in his arms, sprinkled the original An Shouxin incense ashes on the ground, and put all his golden-topped ashes in it. Relying on his status as a living person, he even built the An Shouxin burner himself... …

Lan He raised his chin and said, "Now you say, whose territory is this?"

The ghosts were silent like cicadas.

...

Lao Bai fell from An Shouxin's weak hands, stumbled to his feet, rubbed his arms that were almost separated from the body, and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! You are a double 'idol', you are the most humiliating god in the history of the city god!"

An Shouxin used to walk around in the courtyard, because he had absolute control, but now that all the land has been taken away, he can't keep his relaxed and elegant completely, and glared at Lan He: "I killed you—"

Just now, An Shouxin was dangling him around. Lan He jumped off the throne and stretched out his hand with a strong sense of revenge. An Shouxin, like him before, visited the sights of the entire capital in a flash.

But this time, An Shouxin is facing the overtime employees of the Financial Street, the laughing audience in the cinema, the ghosts wandering outside the temple, and the Taoist priests who are still guarding Gengchen in Dongyue Temple...

Where can An Shouxin see it? He was extremely unwilling to be captured, he twisted halfway, broke away from Lan He's control, and landed on the Bird's Nest Gymnasium.

"Huh?" Lan He glanced at his hand, "Unskilled, he broke free."

other people:"??"

The ghost officials saw that the sky had changed, and they were trembling with fear.

"It's alright, alright." Lan He's thoughts moved, and he imprisoned these evil ghosts and ghost officials in the City God Prison, and then pulled the family immortals and appeared beside the bird's nest.

The heavy rain outside had already stopped, and there was still a little water on the ground. At a glance around the stadium in the middle of the night, under the lonely night light, it seems to be empty with few people.

At this moment, the audience in the cinema came out while discussing the plot, and heard the staff say: "You guys are very lucky, the weather just now, the torrential rain and whirlwind, it was like a calamity, and you couldn't leave at all. I thought it was going to flood again..."

The audience smiled blankly: "Really?"

Only the puddles on the ground can prove the truth of what the staff said, but they knew nothing about the rainstorm outside while watching the movie.

In front of the gym, An Shouxin was clutching the sword wound on his shoulder. Although he lost his divine position, his soul's own strength was not weak, but... it was only in other people's territory and could be easily suppressed.

Lan He grabbed Song Futan's hand and looked at it, and found that he was bitten by an evil ghost, and it was blackened.

An Shouxin watched Lan He busy with his work, with that relaxed look, as if he was copying his previous state, and felt Lan He's deep malice, "...If you give me another chance, I should directly wake up those big beings in the capital, Take you home."

"Don't talk nonsense, let's go to the Yin Division for trial." Miss Hu said coldly, moving her fingernails to vent her anger before going to trial.

"Miss Hu, wouldn't it be a pity for you? And you guys." An Shouxin hated that iron was not steel. He felt that Lan He and Song Futan were affected by this impetuous society and could not listen to their own words, but these Jiaxian, including Lao Bai, should understand, "How did humans treat you back then, and how do humans treat you now?"

Old Bai Huanji, yin and yang strangely said: "If you think human beings are not good, you should reincarnate as human beings and change them from the inside. However, I think that with your crimes, it is impossible to reincarnate."

Hu Qijiu also said a little: "torture you, torment you, bite you..."

Each of the little animals said something loud and unpleasant. They were all talking about what An Shouxin would suffer before the trial and after the trial. He suddenly fell into a rage, and with one arm, a black wind rose from under his feet, and the area expanded, and the grass in the flowerbed was covered. Pulling it out, he stirred his robe to make a hunting sound.

But at this moment, a bigger whirlwind arose from the side, with a majestic momentum, and swept forward!

Old Bai said in surprise, "Dad is so fierce?"

Lan He was stunned: "It's not me."

Miss Hu felt that something was wrong: "Wait..."

An Shouxin seemed to think it was Lan He who did it, so he wanted to fight him.

Unexpectedly, the huge whirlwind suddenly turned into the shape of a dragon and a snake. It lightly held An Shouxin, opened and closed the Shekou a few times, and An Shouxin was broken into three pieces of remnant souls. did not respond.

Then, the whirlwind faded away like a tide, and only a fretful "hum" dissipated in the air.

Lan He: "..."

He was stunned, and it took a few seconds to react.

Next to this is the Beiding Niangniang Temple, one of the five tops. Only the Bixia Yuanjun Temple on the Jinding Miaogan Mountain lives below the Liu Ye who is the most senior in the capital and who only knows his name but does not know his identity!

Earlier, An Shouxin also said that if there was still a chance, he would definitely wake up the great existence in the capital to kill Lan He.

Unexpectedly, within a few minutes, he was bitten into three pieces with disgust.

This Liu Ye shot briefly, left a light hum and went back, but his momentum was also shocking.

An Shouxin's remnant soul has faded to almost invisible, Lan He stepped forward and tied the three pieces together with a soul hook, like a sausage, "Why do you think you are suffering, the capital is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, where are you picking up trouble? Alright, let's pick something up in front of the Niangniang Temple..."

Mrs. Hu said: "You have done so many things, but if the person you deceived knew about it, would anyone still offer incense with reverence? The incense that you deceived is fake."

An Shouxin is very bleak. It is really bleak and pale, and he has no fighting power. The remnant souls are only reluctantly gathered together, and their faces are even more distorted by their few words.

At this moment, the real person Gua Er squeezed up obscenely, looked at An Shouxin, and suddenly bowed to him reverently.

An Shouxin looked at him strangely.

Gua'er Zhenren rubbed his front paws and laughed and said, "I made a wish with you before, I hope that my daughter will be successful. Master Lan accepted my "Eighty-Seven Immortals" and burned it, so I must have to accept my daughter ."

Lan He: "..."

Gua Erzhen: "Although it may not be your blessing, but you did make a lot of effort, and you can be considered unintentional to make a willow willow shade, and use yourself to complete our family. No matter what others think, I must thank you."

He bowed: "Thank you!!"

"..." An Shouxin was so angry that his soul flew away, "Ah!!!"