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Chapter 104
Chapter 104
At first glance, Lin Gui looks like a Heping pigeon. Although the cries of CP fans and Lanhe fans are cooing, it is easy to tell the difference. The walls of her house are all posters of Lan He, and only Lan He is around. He, there is no doujinshi with Song Futan's name on the bookshelf...
As soon as Lao Bai arrived at her house, he recognized this.
Lin Gui is terminally ill and can't do it anymore. According to habit, the family chose to take her home and let her go through the final journey of her life in her own room, a familiar place.
Since Lao Bai was guarding the room, Lin Gui naturally didn't live long. Before dying, she was confused. She even saw Lao Bai's white figure, counting down the seconds according to the time recorded on the letter.
"Three, two, oneβ"
Lin Gui breathed out.
The family cried together, and Lin Gui was pulled by Lao Bai's ecstasy. It was the first time she was so light after a long illness, and she felt relieved. She just looked at her family reluctantly: "Dad, Mom..."
They hug Lin Gui sadly.
In fact, my heart was already prepared, but when it came to this moment, my heart was still broken. What's more realistic is that relatives in the family have already helped Zhang Luo up. Before Lin Gui's body became stiff, she had to change her shroud. She had to pack up all her clothes, pack them together with the bedding, and burn them down today. She had to move the bed when she was out of breath... After that, there are too many things to do.
Even Lin Gui could only be saddened to be thankful that there were relatives and friends to help with the arrangements, otherwise parents would be exhausted and would definitely not be able to do it.
"It's time to go, there is still a chance to visit during the first seven rebirths." Lao Bai said.
The first time she came into contact with the world after death, Lin Gui's mood became more complicated. She glanced at her parents with nostalgia, and followed Lao Bai out.
"Hurry up, there is still something unclear about your document, you have to go to the Temple of the City God." Lao Bai said.
Lin Gui has been ill for a long time, and it is rare to tell anyone that even if this is a ghost with a dead face, after she recovered, she also pestered Lao Bai to ask. From where will I go, to when I see my parents again, can I let them see myself, and are you impermanent... and so on.
Lao Bai was very annoyed, and after Lin Gui asked what the Chenghuang was like, he said coldly, "Do you want to know what the Chenghuang is like?"
Lin Gui nodded: "Is it the same as the statue, with a long beard, a big belly, wearing an official robe..."
"That's all your Yangshi's speculation," Lao Bai said openly, "Gods have no shape, in order to make the living people revere, in your eyes, the appearance of the Chenghuang is the one that impresses you the most. Of course, in fact, it has lived for thousands of years. the old man."
Lin Gui: "What do you mean? It's me
crush
boy? Or like my mother? "
She accepted this setting very quickly, and even thought it made sense.
That's right, the logic is correct, and the legends I have seen are all legends. Now that I am dead, it is the real underworld. So she asked again.
Lao Bai talked nonsense all the way, took her to the Temple of the City God, and matched the token with the ghost here, "Come and check the ultimatum."
"Please, the boss is in the hall." The ghost messenger called their boss.
Lin Gui was led to the main hall, and saw a beautiful young man in red robes processing documents. The complexion was fairer against the bright-colored robe. , Lin Gui was stunned...
It's actually true, the Lord Chenghuang in her eyes is the appearance of her favorite star Lan He! !
Lan He took a look at the letter and checked the name, "Lin Gui?"
This is a young man, Lan He looked at her staring at him, thinking that he was about to be recognized. His identity has long been no secret in the underworld.
Unexpectedly, Lin Gui immediately put away his dull eyes, "Yes, sir."
The attitude is quite respectful, after all, in her cognition, Lan He's illusion is a big-bellied old man.
Huh, it's quite strange, Lan He glanced at her twice, wrote a note and ordered the clerk to adjust the document.
Lin Gui just waited for His Royal Highness honestly, staring at the star skin of this "old man" by the way, to meet the expectations of seeing Lan He. At this moment, the sound of ticking sounded, she turned her head and saw that it was a person who looked like Song Futan, who came over with a donkey.
"My God." Lin Gui pulled Lao Bai, "It's amazing, which god is this, how can I see Song Futan's appearance."
Lan He and Song Futan both heard what Lin Gui said, and they knew something was wrong as soon as they turned their minds, and looked at Lao Bai speechlessly, he must be talking nonsense.
Old Bai laughed weirdly: "Who do you think it is?"
Song Futan sighed helplessly.
In the underworld of the capital, there is no one who secretly respects Song Futan as the grandmother of the city god, and it is useless for him to know about it...
Lin Gui said timidly, "Zhang Guo is old."
Song Futan: "..."
Lan He: "..."
Song Futan: "I'm not..."
Old Bai laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha good! Zhang Guolao hahahahahahaha!"
Lin Gui looked inexplicable: No... You are not Zhang Guolao, who are you leading the donkey, Avanti?
Lao Bai patted his thigh: "You look good, this is Grandma Chenghuang."
Lin Gui was struck by lightning for a while.
This time it was Lin Gui's turn to panic, she covered her head: "No, how could I subconsciously think that Grandma Chenghuang looks like Song Futan, am I already corrupted by those CP fans? No! No!! They brainwashed me!!"
Song Futan: "..."
Lan He looked at Lin Gui who closed his eyes and was sad, "??"
Old Bai made a "shush" gesture, "Hehehe..."
Look at his whole little broken mouth.
Lin Gui was hit by this, the whole ghost was stunned, crouched on the hall, and suddenly saw a man in black with scarred face striding in, holding a document in his hand, and throwing it on the case accurately, "Take it, this book Dragon found it."
Benlong...this is a dragon...Lin Gui was in a trance, but after realizing that she would make up Lan He and Song Futan's brains, nothing could surprise her too much.
So, she just stared at the black dragon for a while.
"Thank you very much." Lan He has become a city god, and this immortal is also a private utility, so he makes trouble.
While Lan He was reading the document, Liu Shisan squatted beside him, took out his mobile phone, and watched the variety show that Lan He participated in.
"!!" Lin Gui was startled, this underworld, this dragon, could still play with mobile phones and watch TV, and he even used the old computer that Lan He had promoted! Could it be that she can actually recognize the dragon?
However, the man in black looked really ferocious.
Lin Gui was looking forward to it and was afraid, but after all, she couldn't help but lean forward, "Can I watch it with you? I also like Lan He."
Liu Shisan slowly turned his head, revealing a question mark: "?"
Lin Gui faced his murderous face, and became even more frightened. He bit his head and said, "I was also a Heping pigeon when I was alive, are you?"
Liu Shisan: "..."
So, is this girl sick? Or do you have the same bad eyesight as the thorns?
Don't you look at the deity above... watch the screen with me? So far, there have been so many ghosts who have seen Lan He, and they are his fans. After recognizing them, they behave differently from Lin Guike.
Although it was inexplicable, Liu Shisan still said, "Whatever."
He was neither cold nor hot, nor was he happy to recognize his relatives, which made Lin Gui a little unsure whether he was a fan, and she had also met a male fan. Oh, after all, this is not a person, she really can't judge whether it is normal or not.
In the show, Lan He chatted with the host and other guests, and also talked about her own stalks on the Internet, making fun of herself.
Lin Gui couldn't help holding her face: "Ahhhh! Lan He, stay away from the fans' lives!!"
Lan He: "..."
Liu Shisan suddenly realized: Duke Ye loves dragons! No wonder they ignore the real Lan He, this kind of fan doesn't like idols too close to them.
Lin Gui: "Ah, ah, so cute! Ah, I'm dead!!"
Lan He continued to hesitate.
Liu Shisan said calmly, "Yes, you are dead."
Lin Gui: "..."
...
"Okay, it's done, let go of this soul test!" Lan He checked the information and put on the seal of the city god, and said.
"Let's go." Lao Bai wanted to take Lin Gui away, Lin Gui stood up reluctantly, and glanced at Lord Chenghuang again, alas, although it was fake, it really seemed like...
"Can I still come in the future? Where are we going now? What time is it? What does he look like in your eyes?" Lin Gui began to ask Lao Bai again.
Old Bai rolled his eyes impatiently.
"Wait," Lan He stepped down with a robe, "What do you want to ask?"
The old Baiguai smiled and said, "The City God will answer your questions in person, so you can grasp it well."
As soon as Lin Gui saw Lan He's face, she felt dizzy, she calmed down, and since it was the capital city who answered the question, she thought about it seriously, instead of asking questions about the stars, she said, "My first seven When I return to my soul, can my parents see me?"
"People and ghosts have different paths. But as long as your consciousness is strong enough, they can feel that you have been here and smell you." Lan Hao paused and said, "We will meet again in the next life, but we may not still be able to become relatives. Maybe in the next life one of you will be a human, and the other will become a plant, bird, and beast, but this is how you meet."
Lin Gui murmured, "...That's it."
Although it was different from what she had imagined, she felt the meaning of the Lord of the City God. People and ghosts have different paths, but there are also concerns that belong to the underworld.
Lan He said coldly, "Also, do you like me?"
"...Ah? It's not good!" Lin Gui was startled, and looked at Lord Chenghuang in horror. Grandma Chenghuang was over there, how could he dare to blatantly unspoken rules and say such suggestive words.
Old Bai finally couldn't help it, and burst into laughter: "Hahahahahahaha!"
Lan He was also amused by Lin Gui's expression, and asked Lao Bai, "What did you say to my fans? It looks like she is so scared."
Old Bai: "Hahahaha I said, I said that when I see God, I automatically see it as a person with a deep impression, hahahaha!"
No wonder, it makes sense. Lan He suddenly realized, "You are too cheap."
Lin Gui was stunned: "What do you mean?"
Lan He said easily: "It means that no matter who sees me, I look like this, I am Lan He Ben He."
Lin Gui: "????"
"It's impossible that you are Lord Chenghuang!" Lin Gui looked at Song Futan, "And him, he... Grandma Chenghuang, and Long... He, he is also a Heping pigeon, and he wasn't excited when he saw you... ...No, no, Lan He is an atheist!"
She remembered the biggest doubt, we Lan He didn't believe in God at all.
"I'm not a Heping pigeon," Liu Shisan said contemptuously, "I'm a CP fan, why am I excited without sugar."
Lan He also said: "That's all people in the entertainment industry."
Lin Gui: "..."
She fainted.
wait, so to speak...
Song Futan affirmed: "I am Song Futan."
Lin Gui: "..."
"Let's go, your idol gave you a ride, you should be happy too." Lao Bai dragged Lin Gui away, "I'll go back and tell you what happened to the Chenghuang."
"No, no, make it clear now, how could he be a Chenghuang! What's going on with Grandma Chenghuang! Don't drag me, wait a minute, I have to confess!" Lin Gui screamed.
"Understood, thank you. But there is already Grandma Chenghuang." Lan He smiled and shook hands with Lin Gui, "It's a good journey."
Lin Gui burst into tears.
She deeply regretted that she knew the truth too late, "woohoo, I don't want to leave, I still want to see you again."
Although he made fake characters, although he seemed to really fall in love with Xuanguang.
"Hey, we are also recruiting civil servants in the underworld. Your resume is not bad. If you are not in a hurry to reincarnate, you can consider applying for a job, and then get admitted to the capital." Lao Bai advised, "It's really time to go now."
Lan He even suspected that this was Lao Bai's trick to recruit people.
"Old Bai lied to my girlfriend in order to recruit someone so cheap." Lan He looked at Lin Gui and was pulled away one step at a time, sighing with emotion.
Song Futan: "Girlfriend fan?"
Lan He: "Haha, you will know if you go online. There are many kinds of fans, including girlfriend fans, mother fans, CP fans..."
Song Futan chuckled lightly, as expected by fans calling to stay away from their lives.
Lin Gui was about to leave the palace, she stared at Lan He, and Song Futan next to her, there was still something she didn't understand, these two were really a couple, she said sadly, "Wuwuwu, I admit it. , but Teacher Xuanguang! You have to be nice to my wife!!"
Song Futan: "??"
Lan He: "??"
Song Futan: "What kind of powder is this?"
Lan He couldn't tell, "I don't know, I don't feel like I want to explore..."
Only Liu Shisan roared from his sleeves, his voice resounding through the Temple of the City God: "What nonsense is she talking about, her wife is not a wife! Does she want to demolish the CP!!"
The author has something to say:
It's not necessarily Avanti or Zhang Guolao who is leading the little donkey, it may be Song Futan...