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Chapter 105
Chapter 105
In the capital, from a mage's name for Lan He and Song Futan, you can roughly tell which department they belong to.
Most of the people called Lord Lan Helai, Lord Chenghuang, and Grandma Song Futan Chenghuang were Taoists, close and narrow.
Called "teacher" or "master", that is Buddhist, with respect for seniority and knowledge.
To be called Uncle Lan He or Uncle Song Futan Wai, it must be a fragrant head.
——According to the four-door system, Lan He is also a Xiangtou. Although he did not participate in the organization, when they met, the other Xiangtou were still willing to get closer to him. Or Master.
And because both men and women are called incense heads like this, the spouses of the incense heads are also called differently from other places. Uncle Shi's husband is called Uncle Wai. Shige's husband is called Waishige, his wife is Neishige, and so on.
Lan He has no organization and is considered an unconventional top immortal, so it is inevitable that there are times when he doesn't understand the rules.
For example, Lan He didn't know at first that the immortals valued their birthdays more, and they had to deal with them when they encountered integers.
Liu Shisan once claimed to be celebrating his 5,000th birthday and asked Lan He to give him a flowing water feast. So Lan He asked him to copy "bragging" a hundred times, otherwise there would be no incense tower.
Once Lan He was too busy to pay attention to it, until it was close to the early morning, there was a faint cry in the corner of the house...
Lan He: "..."
After searching for a long time, he found Bai Wu in the corner who had put his head in the gap behind the drawer.
Lan He pulled Bai Wu out with a stick and scolded, "Hu Qijiu! Did you steal his glasses!"
Hu Qijiu said proudly: "It's none of my business, I only laughed at him today!"
"..." Lan He was speechless, and asked Liu Shisan again, "That's you, didn't you yell at Bai Wu? I knew he didn't like big noises."
Liu Shisan was like a loudspeaker and liked to yell at this fierce one.
Liu Shisan said like a thunderbolt, "It's not me!!!"
Bai Wu suddenly shivered.
Liu Shisan lowered his voice and sneered, "It's obviously you, but you didn't give anything away for your birthday today. People are fighting for a breath, and immortals are fighting for a stick of incense, you know!"
"Huh?" Lan He touched his head, "It's broken, I forgot... It's already twenty past ten."
The sobbing grew louder.
Lan He: "..."
"Let's make one up for Yiping, and invite them from the white sect to have a meal tomorrow." Song Futan suggested.
"Okay, let's post now, Yiping, don't cry, remember that you are the Jagged White Door, the Light of the White Door." Lan He grabbed Yiping's two hind feet and turned it over.
Yiping changed back into human form, took off her glasses and wiped her tears, "Do it, how many times to do it."
They didn't talk about a few tables, they talked a few times, the Xian family didn't come to the table, they were eating fasting around the incense tower.
Lan He: "At the beginning, Humen did 20 laps, Liu Shisan did 10 laps... You, it doesn't make sense for you to ask this. I will do five laps for you. Is your house full?"
Yiping: "..."
Yiping is about to cry again, too!
In order to save face for Yiping, the next day they built incense towers in the yard, pulled up banners, and feasted on thorns.
It's just that the white door sitting in a circle is very different from the Humen sitting in a circle. Everyone sits in a circle, while the white door is facing away from each other and sits in a circle.
After Lan He saw it: "..."
Okay, they're all autistic.
Yiping will also speak as an excellent white door, and use her happy life to inspire the younger generation.
His eyes flickered: "As long as you practice hard, you will definitely get this kind of treatment."
There are also small thorns who bravely asked: "Five uncles, how do you get along with other immortals?"
Other Baimen couldn't help nodding, curious about the answer. For Baimen, getting along with other immortals in the Zun family is undoubtedly a big problem.
Yiping: "First of all, if your respected family is rich, I will live alone on the basement floor, and I will ignore them..."
other people:"……"
Liu Shisan burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha, yes, every time I come up, I'm sneaky and sneaky, I don't want to say hello to us, hahahaha!"
This Lord Liu is also famous in the capital, with great power and generation. When he smiled, these white sects did not dare to say a word, and his heart was very sad.
Even if you find the Zun family, it is easy to be overwhelmed by the other three sects. Although Bai Wu came first, but...
Yiping deserves to be trained under Lan He. He saw Lan He's encouraging gaze, and he clenched his hand tightly on the thorn.
Liu Shisan also caught a glimpse, and snorted, "Huh?"
Yiping's eyes immediately turned red, and she let go of the thorns, but she picked up the trash and smashed it on Liu Shisan, crying and smashing, scolding the trumpet snake, the fifth and so on.
Liu Shisan: "!!"
Liu Shisan roared angrily: "You dare to scold me!! You still do it!!!"
...and in front of so many outsiders!
But every time Yiping treated Liu Shisan, she would cry a few times, and Liu Shisan became annoyed.
After scolding, Yiping looked at the sky with tears in her eyes, as if she liked to bite.
Liu Shisan couldn't keep his mouth shut, looked around at the white doors staring at the black beans, and twisted his body: "Damn, crazy."
Yiping slowly got up, "That's it, it's not difficult to learn, just gather up the courage to scold and wait until you die, and you won't necessarily die."
The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then there was applause of admiration from all the white gates, which lasted for a long time.
Lan He: "..."
It was an accident that Lan He dropped his horse in front of Chen Xingyang's sister and brother.
At that time, they drove out to play together, and Chen Xingyang himself recited the widely circulated story to Lan He: If someone calls you from behind at night, you must not look back.
A name is the earliest witchcraft, and when the name is called Ying Ying, the soul is also gone. Furthermore, there are three lamps on a person's head and shoulders, which represent the yang fire of the person, protecting you, and when you turn your head, the lamps will go out.
As a result, I happened to meet a pair of old ghosts and new ghosts in the evening. The old ghost was also teaching the new ghosts, teaching him: According to ancient legends, as long as we call this living person's name behind his back, he will turn his head and he will die. Will put out the yang fire, so that we can take advantage of it. As for how to know his name, you have to rely on your own investigation, and you can also use some skills, such as imitating their relatives and calling them.
Then the two ghosts practiced this ancient skill. Lan He was unprepared, and when he turned around, the ghost was very frightened...
Seeing the ghost screaming that Lan He was running away and disappearing into the night sky, Chen Xingyu and Chen Xingyang were also quite frightened.
Lan He wanted to go back, but it was already revealed, and the suspicious sister and brother quickly confirmed that Lan He's righteous and awe-inspiring personality that the big liar had established for several years was completely false.
Chen Xingyang pinched Lan He and howled for a long time, "You lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me—"
But after knowing Lan He's true identity, many things that he couldn't figure out before were solved.
In addition to why you can ring the bell at Juehui Temple and so on, there are also reasons why you go to see the minister in the past two years. If the vast number of semi-immortals in Beijing see that you have a pear vortex, they will say that your face is a bit fierce. meaning……
This matter has also aroused discussion, and some people complained online: Why has the meaning of pear vortex changed now? When I was a child, I said that people with pear vortex are optimistic, filial, and smart. Yesterday, I went to a master for fortune-telling. He said that I look a little fierce, but don't worry, it just makes the ghosts dare not attack me.
Then some people in the replies said that they had never heard of it, and it was definitely flickering, but some people said that they had heard the master say that too. Let's be a couple, and it's the masters in the capital who like to say this, and they say it in unison. There is no such legend in other areas.
The regional topic of "what does pear vortex represent in your hometown" caused a discussion, and Chen Xingyang said at the time when he saw it: "It's a bit accurate, Lan He also has pear vortex, but it's not that ghosts are not afraid."
...now he understands.
For example, you have the same name as Black and White Impermanence, and you can startle the little ghost when you call it. It was simply because Lan He had a pear vortex, which caused the ghosts in the capital to tremble three times when they saw similar features!
Brother Chen Xingyu and Lan He have a relatively good relationship, so naturally they will not be rumored.
However, Chen Xingyu had other close friends. For a while, Lan He found that she was always bringing a female friend to her house to play, which caused Song Futan to cast a suspicious look. Married.
Later, Lan He couldn't bear it anymore and asked Chen Xingyu: "I think Sister Tongtong is very nice, but are you bringing her to visit me more often?"
Introducing friends is OK, but he always feels that Chen Xingyu has other purposes.
Chen Xingyu said ashamed: "Actually, I just want to take her for a bit of luck. Don't you have that kind of identity?"
"Oh." Lan He said relaxedly, "Then why don't you take her to burn incense? What do you want? Health? Merit?"
The City God takes care of a lot, such as wind and rain, law and order, good and evil, etc...
Chen Xingyu: "Hey, Tongtong has been married for ten years, and the physical examination is fine, but I don't know why, but I can't have children."
Lan He: "...?"
Lan He reacted: "Did you make a mistake, you came to me for infertility??!"
Wouldn't it be better to take her to Miaogan Mountain? Why ask him to solve the problem of infertility!
Chen Xingyu: "I have been to Miaogan Mountain, but I have been begging for it three times and failed. The master above said that the luck is not good. I think that you have many children and many daughters in your family. You deserve to have a close relationship with Miaogan Mountain..."
Lan He: "..."
Lan He was furious, prejudice! This is prejudice!
Could it be that the goddess Bixia will be reincarnated, must she have a plan for raising cubs? ! These children came by accident! !
Lan He angrily said: "Don't come, it's useless to ask me."
Annoyingly, after half a year, Tongtong was really pregnant, and in Chen Xingyu's subtle eyes, Lan He felt that he would not be able to wash himself out of jumping into the Yellow River.
"Anyway...Thank you, Tongtong is happy now." Chen Xingyu smiled implicitly.
Nothing to do with me, nothing to do with me!
Lan He said softly: "Actually, people don't have to have children to live."
Chen Xingyu: "Oh, I understand, but Tongtong likes it. She often says that Miaomiao is good. I think your children are also amazing. I often wonder if Miaomiao will be so cute when she grows up."
Lan He: "The child may not grow up as expected..." He glanced at it and said to the immortals, "Cub, please say something sweet to your father and let her feel it, okay?"
Liu Shisan said without looking back, "I'm your father."
Chang Yueyuan opened her mouth wider than a water tank: "Dad, I'm still hungry!!"
Miss Hu: "Hee hee, can I call my mother?"
Hu Qijiu: "Why don't you go out to work?"
Although the two daughters of the Gua family did not speak, they gave the best answer with their actions. face.
Bai Wu: "Then can I introduce another hedgehog to take over as my son..."
Old Bai finally attacked: "You immortal, get some money."
...
Chen Xingyu: "..."
Lan He: "See, the cub may be unfilial."
Chen Xingyu: "..."
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