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    Chapter 38 Mix and match

    Roland's actions were very fast. Almost that night, a hot search was directly airborne in the front row.

    #Qibao's strangest drink#

    With just a little rhythm, there are real customers who can't wait to speak out about the peculiarity of this drink.

    "My dad has alcoholic fatty liver disease and refuses to quit drinking. I have no choice but to replace the wine he secretly hid with an ordinary young man. The old man took a sip, and he was autistic for the next week without touching alcohol. ."

    The comment area below is a mockery of Qibao's new products.

    "I've learned it, I'll replace my dad's wine with an ordinary young man, and treat the old alcoholic for many years."

    "Ordinary youth, the artifact of alcohol withdrawal, you deserve it."

    "Ordinary youth, extraordinary taste."

    and well-known

    funny

    The blogger shared: "After finishing the housework at home, I plan to have a drink, and Meizizi plans to try Qibao's new products. After taking a sip, I picked up the feather duster and went to my unlucky child, saying, did you drink my wine again? Change it to alcohol and water!"

    The comment section still feels the same way.

    "Hope you're okay."

    "Going well all the way, may there be no ordinary young people in heaven."

    "My family has used this product as a disinfectant."

    The sarcastic jokes of these jokes are relatively mild, and the more harsh comments are those of professional evaluations.

    "This time Qibao showed us a major mistake in their decision-making. A company that makes soft drinks is delusional about setting foot in alcohol. I suspect that they don't brew alcohol at all, but just mix alcohol and water in the way of making soft drinks. ."

    "Qibao can only stick to one product in this life, and it is difficult to become a climate."

    "This baijiu is a smear of the national liquor. I won't drink a second sip even if I die."

    The same evaluation also appeared in the feedback evaluation of Taomao, and the whole market was full of ridicule for Qibao's new products.

    In contrast, it is the Roland red wine, which from time to time pulls Qibao out and steps on it to establish its noble status in the wine.

    "Roland focused on red wine from start to finish, far better than some half-hearted manufacturers."

    "Domestic liquor has long lost its popular taste, and young people should drink fruit wine."

    "Every middle-class table should have a glass of red wine to accompany it."

    Many public opinions during this period naturally also appeared in Qibao's conference room.

    Song Kai stopped the picture and said to the sales diagram: "This time Roland has positioned itself very accurately and found a suitable distributor. Roland red wine has been successfully spread all over the country, occupying the wine table of the middle class, and its sales are far ahead. better than us."

    "So do we also need to advertise like this?" Deng Hong asked, raising his hand.

    "No." Qing Qin said looking at Roland's estimated sales in the recent period in his hand.

    "Yes," Song Kai nodded, "the route we are going to take is not to put a lot of advertisements. Because our product positioning is actually staggered from theirs, Mr. Qing already said at the beginning that we are targeting young people. So We must avoid young people's stereotypes about baijiu."

    Deng Hong added: "In our survey, baijiu, as a representative of wine table culture, has always been rejected by young people."

    Even though this time was off to a bad start, the members present did not show any signs of decadence and despair, but calmly and calmly analyzed their specific situation.

    In the whole scene, it was Qing Qin who wanted to sigh the most. This time, he took the lead in making the taste ordinary but for the Qibao golden signboard, it can be said that the basic wine, which is very poor, was launched first. The purpose is to make this wine. The series got off to a bad start.

    In this way, it is logical to let the new product expansion plan this time die, and all the funds invested before will be wasted, so as to complete the first negative profit in history.

    As a result, no one in the room was in a hurry.

    Qing Qin somewhat misses Mr. Li, who is always surprised every day.

    "The top priority for increasing sales is to launch other products of the youth series as soon as possible." Piobbi has carefully tasted other pre-mixed wines with completely different tastes, and is very confident in the sparkling wine series produced under the guidance of Mr. Qing , "These listings can quickly reverse the word of mouth, which is the best plan at present."

    "Although the remaining five flavors of the youth series are still under further development and testing, they have reached the market standard. In addition, the names and positioning of the two wines of literary youth and Buddhist youth still need to be adjusted."

    That doesn't work.

    Even if it is not possible to let the new product plan die now, it is necessary to find a way to reduce the public's expectations for this series of products, thereby dragging down the profitability of the entire series.

    Qing Qin tapped on the table, attracting all the attention.

    "No." The young man sitting in the first place had sharp eyes and a decisive tone with an unquestionable aura.

    Everyone looked at each other, no one dared to object, and no one dared to ask the reason.

    In the end, the thief whose proposal was rejected asked with a slightly trembling voice: "Can you please explain it to us?"

    Qing Qin was well prepared and chose the words that were most suitable for their brain to supplement the direction: "We need a propaganda for the sword to go out of the way. Ordinary young people are the foundation of the entire series, and naturally they are the most suitable."

    "Moreover, our requirements for a product have never been as simple as meeting the listing standards. Since we have to do it, we must do our best and keep improving."

    Let you figure out what happens next.

    Just as Qing Qin had expected, the words "Sword Walking, Slanting Front" were pressed on him, which was enough to make all the unbelievable strategies seem logical.

    The crowd happily accepted the plan and turned the conversation in other directions.

    The only person who may have a slight objection is Zhu Qi, who has just joined the Salted Fish Company and has not yet broken free from the harsh working environment of the previous company.

    "But now the entire public, especially our Qibao basic board, are full of doubts about this product, and now we have to slowly grind the product, it is not necessary."

    Then he was rewarded by his own teacher for a brain break.

    "Listen, is this what a wine maker should say? When you mix drinks yourself, do you stop and continue testing because the taste is almost the same?"

    Zhu Qiqu picked up the wine glass in front of him with his index finger and said, "It is the researcher's instinct to strive for perfection during research. But for businessmen, it is the most correct to choose the plan that maximizes the benefits."

    "Most people think like you, that's why Xiaoqing always stands taller than others, sees more clearly, and creates more miracles."

    Zhu Qi: "I think you have changed."

    Ding Jiu: "Have you become handsome?"

    "No, you used to be an unpleasant uncle, you can't see that there is still a time to worship someone."

    In the research room, the action of educating young apprentices that must appear once a day quickly appeared.

    Chickens flying and dogs jumping, lively and lively.

    Le Taotao's house was also lively and jubilant at the moment.

    She invited three or five friends who were also the up-owners of the food area to come to the house for a drink, the purpose was to consume the Qibao ordinary youth stock that was densely packed in the refrigerator.

    "This wine really lives up to its name. It's just like water." This was the comment of an old alcoholic, "It's boring."

    "I feel a bit of alcohol, but it's really good to eat. It's a blessing to meet at the wine table."

    "It is said that this is still a series. The first ordinary young man is plain and bland. Maybe the rock youth, literary and artistic youth, and technical youth that are implied later are much better."

    "Where can you drink wine?"

    While chatting around, several people also began to find some entertainment activities, the most classic of which is the king game.

    Peach Peach was lucky at the beginning. After getting a few kings, Mei Zizi's conductor friends did a lot of stupid things and recorded them.

    Who doesn't have a few ugly photos of each other to use as a handle?

    Unfortunately, according to the law of conservation of character, Peach Peach finally ushered in the sanction of fate.

    The other party said with a smile: "Then let's take the 3rd card, open the refrigerator, just drink the drink, mix the first and second drinks on the right and drink them all."

    Peach Peach holding number three: !

    If she remembered correctly, the one in the drink compartment was the ordinary young man who never wanted to drink the second sip in her life!

    The wind is shaky and the water is cold, and once the peach is gone, it will never return!

    Under the shooting of the camera, Le Taotao left only a tragic back, shaking hands and opened the door to the nightmare.

    The door of the refrigerator was opened, and there was a bottle of ordinary youth in the beverage compartment. The young and sunny brother above was more like a mockery at the moment.

    But in the next second, Le Taotao found life, and the Qiqi she drank half of in the afternoon was placed beside her.

    Mixing these two things may not work wonders.

    She neatly placed the two bottles of drinks on the table, then took out two cups and mixed them into two cups.

    "Little King, do you want me to drink this bottle of Qiqi flavored ordinary youth, or this bottle of ordinary youth flavored Qiqi?"

    "Drink both." The other party was not deceived by her. "Not all of them are ordinary people. If you drink all of them, you can't miss a drop."

    Le Taotao still took a sip with some trepidation.

    Hey, the first entrance is the familiar sweet taste of Qiqi, accompanied by the happy bubbles bursting in the mouth, and then the unique spicy stimulation of liquor, which provides a hint of sharpness and hotness to this soft Qiqi.

    It does not damage the wonderful taste of Qiqi at all, but is like the thorns of roses, the sharp claws of cats, and the small temper of beautiful women, making it more durable and difficult to stop drinking.

    At the same time, the unique mellow aroma of baijiu, which has been deliberately diluted due to the pursuit of freshness, also overflows the mouth and nose under the diffusion of bubbles.

    Liquor is the most complex and delicate aroma component of many distilled spirits. Under this magnification, it provides a longer aftertaste for this drink, and also gives the originally more fashionable Qiqi a touch A rich heritage full of historical significance.

    These two drinks complement each other and dance a beautiful waltz in the mouth of Peach Peach.

    At first, Le Taotao only took a sip, and then started to take one bite after another, and couldn't stop at all.

    The people around were surprised.

    "Peach! Calm down, this is just an ordinary game."

    "It's not worth being drunk!"

    "This wine seems to have a low degree, but in fact, you can't drink too much."

    But it's too late to say this now, Le Taotao drank this cup, and has entered a slightly drunk state, raised another cup and drank it at everyone present: "Drink! Hahahahaha, I finally know, this isThe wine itself is not meant to be drunk alone, it is born to be the companion of Qiqi, and it is a wine that complements Qiqi.”

    She smiled happily, drank happily, and demonstrated the reliability of Amway this time.

    Everyone in the audience was skeptical, and couldn't help but scavenge Qiqi and ordinary young people in the refrigerator and try to mix them together.

    As a result, that night, a group of drunks sat on the balcony of Le Tao Tao for a concert, and the singing resounded through the sky, which became a joke.

    This black history video was edited by Le Taotao and uploaded to station o.

    "shock!What keeps so many up masters awake all night and can't stop——"

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