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    Chapter 17

    "Pfft hahaha..."

    Yi Jubai couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into laughter.

    Ran Xing looked over subconsciously, and saw Fu Xuechen at the desk opposite the bed, the handsome man with a little ruffian and a little dry Bi smiled and his shoulders were shaking.

    Over there, Yi Jubai also knew that his acting skills were not good enough. He was laughing when he acted as a master of science, engineering and science. He turned to look at Ran Xing, and hurriedly looked for a reason. However, Yi Jubai had no choice but to go to hell with the tyrants of science and engineering, and said with a sly smile: "I just made a super difficult "Probability Theory" topic, and I'm a little complacent."

    For Ran Xing, "Linear Algebra" is already the most difficult imaginable, and "Probability Theory", a course she has never heard of, is obviously even more difficult.

    If she could solve the "Linear Algebra" problem by herself, she would be so happy that she would laugh.

    So, she looked at Yi Jubai, nodded sincerely, and said, "Understand."

    Yi Jubai really used the acting skills of the best actor to stop laughing, but said coldly and reservedly: "Then I will continue to work on the question, you can talk."

    Ran Xing gave a soft "Oh".

    Yi Jubai turned his head and played on his mobile phone. There were countless complaints from Shang Chao and Shen Cizhang in the group.

    Shang Dynasty: "Fuck, Fu Xuechen is really good at fighting. He has the cheek to ask his sister to put antipyretic stickers on him. Now even the breeder is here. Fu Xuechen's heart is OS, master, please, keep me. Feed me ah ah ah ah!"

    Shen Cizhang: "Hahaha, I laughed so hard that my head fell off. 'Dolphin breeder is not my career plan'."

    Shang Dynasty: "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, God damn 'Dolphin breeder is not my career plan', I beg Fu Xuechen's psychological shadow area."

    Shen Cizhang: "This question is too difficult. I can't figure it out. It is estimated that someone like Fu Xuechen can figure it out."

    Shang Dynasty: "Hahaha, let him do the math when he goes back. He is a mathematician. He is still so good at maths, and Qiu Sai has a slam. He will definitely be able to figure it out."

    Yi Jubai also started the water group at this moment: "I just played Oscar's acting skills to make the girl not suspicious, and let Fu Daiyu continue to perform this scene."

    The Shang Dynasty thought of other things: "Hahahaha, did you make a "Probability Theory" question?! Isn't the "Mathematical Statistics" on your desk?"

    Yi Jubai hurriedly flipped the cover: "Hahahaha, it is indeed "Mathematical Statistics", which I took from Fu Xuechen's desk at that time."

    Shen Cizhang couldn't help but reminded: "This group doesn't seem to block Fu Xuechen. It's good for us to complain about him in front of him like this!"

    Shang Chao didn't care: "It's okay, he will automatically quit the group chat when he comes back."

    Yi Jubai: "Hahaha, wait for him to automatically exit the group chat."

    Shen Cizhang: "………………"

    Fu Xuechen was hit hard by Ran Xing's sentence "Dolphin breeder is not my career plan", but before he could recover, he heard Yi Jubai's sneering with that very careless explanation. .

    Thinking with his toes, Fu Xuechen also knew how his three sons were making fun of him in the group.

    Although Fu Xuechen's 19 years have not been able to be called wind and rain, but he has a wealthy family, excellent academic performance, outstanding ability, and perfect appearance. .

    But today, he has a feeling that Lao Tzu's face, arrogance, and reputation that he has accumulated for 19 years has collapsed in an instant.

    Not only will he be damaged by his roommates, but he will also be damaged by the whole school because of hemorrhoids.

    And all this, thanks to the girl in front of him.

    He should blame her.

    However, Fu Xuechen's life in these years has been a pool of calm stagnant water. He would think that it would be good for someone to disturb the stagnant water.

    The stagnant water is slightly stagnant, but it does not lose a sense of beauty.

    As Fu Xuechen thought about it, his expression was peaceful and peaceful, and he was not abused by the tragic atmosphere at the moment. His heart has always been strong, a kind of innate magnanimity, broadness and optimism.

    He will feel that no matter what happens, he can hold it.

    After Ran Xing finished putting the antipyretic sticker on the back of his neck, he said softly: "The antipyretic sticker has been put on, you should rest!"

    Fu Xuechen gave a "um", then turned over and lay down again.

    Fu Xuechen was in a daze at the moment, so the movement of turning over seemed a little slow.

    Ran Xing didn't think much about it, and when he saw him lying down again, he only said goodbye: "That's it, I'm leaving!"

    Saying that, he shifted his kneeling posture, intending to climb out of bed.

    Fu Xuechen immediately returned to his soul, and his voice was slightly deep: "Wait a minute."

    Ran Xing turned her head, her eyes as clear and clean as a deer fixed on him, waiting for his next words.

    Fu Xuechen stared at her for a moment, his star-like eyes were pitiful and innocent like a puppy, and he asked in a soft voice, "Can you wait until I fall asleep before leaving?"

    Fu Xuechen was actually terribly sleepy.

    The moment Ran Xing walked over from the door just now, Fu Xuechen had a feeling that "Hypnos, the god of sleep" had descended upon him, and the sleepiness that had disappeared for 48 hours finally swept him, and he was terribly sleepy.

    But if the girl goes to bed as soon as she arrives, then he is too stupid.

    Although he thinks, just for tonight's performance, he is also quite stupid.

    But he actually couldn't bear it all the time, so... he really wanted to spend more time with Ran Xing, even for a while, he finally got sick and coaxed her over, so naturally he should cherish it.

    At this time, Ran Xing was about to leave, and Fu Xuechen naturally wanted to wait until he fell asleep before letting Ran Xing go.

    Hearing this, Ran Xing's originally flat and indifferent expression immediately changed to a look of "Excuse me???".

    I just think, you're kidding me, I'll wait until you fall asleep before leaving, the hell knows when you fall asleep, and you let me a little girl in the boys' dormitory waiting for you and a big man to fall asleep before leaving, what a joke ...

    The little girl's expression changed too fast and too real.

    Fu Xuechen's emotional intelligence was so high, he could naturally see the meaning in her expression, but he didn't care.

    This girl is very kind, and... she's very deceiving.

    He thought she would wait until he fell asleep before leaving.

    He looked at the little girl in front of him who was as delicate as a doll in a shop window, his voice was as soft as the gust of wind passing over the school at the moment, and there was a hint of pity: "Soon, you can count a dozen times and count. After ten, I fell asleep."

    Ten clicks, ten seconds...

    This is a humble request.

    No one would refuse such a humble request.

    Ran Xing felt that staying for another ten seconds would not affect him, so he nodded.

    Seeing that she had agreed, Fu Xuechen smiled lightly.

    His curled eyelashes fanned down, covering the dark eye sockets under his eyes, and he closed his eyes and began to sleep.

    Ran Xing began to count down in his heart: "Ten, nine, eight..."

    But before she had counted down ten times, Fu Xuechen's breathing was already even.

    He fell asleep completely.

    The quality of sleep is so good!

    I fell asleep immediately when wanted to.

    Ran Xing saw his sleeping skills and sighed.

    She moved her knees again, intending to crawl away, but glanced at the neatly folded blankets beside the bed.

    Feeling the slightly lower air-conditioning temperature in the room, Ran Xing decided to be a good person to the end, so he opened the blanket and covered him, and then carefully climbed out of bed.

    As for the handsome guys in dormitory 512, she reluctantly knew one Fu Xuechen, but she didn't know the others, and she wasn't the kind of person who would strike up a conversation when she saw the other guy was handsome. Infatuation will cause trouble for the other party.

    And here is Lantian, a concentration camp for academic masters.

    From the first time she came in, Fu Xuechen's other three roommates were all reading the book very seriously, and they seemed to be very academic.

    So, climbed out of bed, put on sandals, and Ran Xing politely said goodbye and left.

    The bedroom door was closed, making sure that Ran Xing walked away.

    "Ha ha ha ha……"

    "Ha ha ha ha……"

    "Ha ha ha ha……"

    Bedroom 512 couldn't hold it any longer and burst into earth-shattering laughter.

    The Shang Dynasty stopped acting at this time, and immediately went to Fu Xuechen, jokingly said, "Fu Daiyu, are you all right? Fu Daiyu."

    When the Shang Dynasty came to Fu Xuechen's bedside, he saw that Fu Xuechen's breathing was slow.

    fell asleep.

    Shang Chao was stunned for a moment, then immediately turned around and made a "shush" gesture, signalling the other two in the bedroom to be quiet. His voice was extremely low: "Sleep, sleep, really sleep! Don't make a sound!"

    Yi Jubai and Shen Cizhang were still laughing out loud just now, but when they saw that Fu Xuechen was really asleep, they immediately stopped their laughter. Not only that, but the bedroom was quiet after that. Even when entering and leaving the bath, they deliberately slowed down. He kept his movements light, for fear of accidentally waking Fu Xuechen up.

    Even the usual chats in the bedroom have become silent group chats on WeChat.

    Yi Jubai couldn't help sighing: "I lived with him for a year, and it was the first time I saw him sleeping. Really, it's so fucking amazing."

    Shen Cizhang agreed: "Yes, it seems that Fu Xuechen really has to wake up."

    Shang Chao said: "Come on, let's do it together, and bless Fu Xuechen to be able to pick up the little girl."

    Yi Jubai: "I'm doing it!"

    Shen Cizhang: "......"

    I really felt that after Fu Xuechen was able to fall asleep from time to time and brought the Shang Dynasty in, their dormitory was going in a funny direction and never returned.

    Before, Fu Xuechen couldn't sleep and had a bad temper. The senior in the third year was a very hardworking student, and the atmosphere in the dormitory was very... serious.

    Now, old fashioned.

    But suddenly, Shang Chao received a link from a classmate: "Shang Chao, go and see, someone broke the news on 98, it seems to be related to Fu Xuechen in your dormitory."

    Shang Chao clicked in, then posted the link to the group, stood up and typed, "I'll go out for a while."

    Yi Jubai asked, "What are you going to do?"

    Immediately after, poking in the link, he also stood up: "I'll go out with you."

    Shen Cizhang: "What are you doing out?"

    Shang Dynasty: "Go out and laugh for a while."

    Shen Cizhang also clicked on the link at this moment, and immediately said: "Together, together."

    The three of them tried their best to walk out of the dormitory with their lips tensed, and walked a little further, and then they burst into laughter again with "hahahahaha".

    Shang Chao laughed and said, "Whoever posted this is so talented, Fu Xuechen's hemorrhoids recur and he is bedridden."

    Yi Jubai smiled and shook his head: "It's not me anyway."

    Shen Cizhang shook his head and denied: "It's not me either."

    The peach blossom eyes of the Shang Dynasty were full of smiles: "It's not me either!"

    Yi Jubai laughed wildly, and calmly took the pot out of dormitory 512: "Hahahaha, it has nothing to do with us anyway."

    On the other side, Ran Xing left Lantian, went to the cafeteria to eat, and then went to pick up the courier, and then returned to the dormitory.

    It was past seven o'clock when she arrived at the dormitory, and Yuan Qian had already returned from home. She brought tea and snacks to her roommate. Now she shared some with Yuan Qian and said with a smile, "Wake up, have you seen 98? , someone above broke the news, saying that a certain great god had recurrence of hemorrhoids and was bedridden, and some people in the post speculated that it was Fu Xuechen."

    Ran Xing was holding scissors to unpack the courier. Hearing this, he let out a "ha" and was extremely shocked.

    Yuan Qian directly took off the scissors in Ran Xing's hand and dragged it to read the post.

    Title: "Breaking news for everyone, a certain great god is bedridden with hemorrhoid recurrence!!!"

    The post was posted not long ago, Ran Xing glanced at the time, and it seemed that it was posted when she was visiting Fu Xuechen.

    Ran Xing originally deduced that it might be because he brought Ma Yinglong to visit him, but after looking at the time of the post, he thought of Fu Xuechen's three roommates who were also very serious and hardworking in the dormitory. It is impossible for a scholar who is addicted to studies to notice her conversation with Fu Xuechen.

    She quickly cleared herself of suspicion.

    She then looked at the reply-

    6th floor: "When the person who can bear the word "Great God" will be Fu Xuechen. He... No, he has hemorrhoids."

    22nd floor: "This kind of groundless news can't be believed, and there are quite a lot of school gods, although Fu Xuechen is the biggest one."

    36th floor: "If it's really Fu Xuechen, then there's really a kind of collapse of the godhead. I really can't love the hemorrhoid patients. Although it's 'ten men and nine hemorrhoids', I still have a feeling of disillusionment."

    46th Floor: "What if this is slander, the ghost knows if it is true, and the landlord may be grandstanding. Has any of you met Fu Xuechen today? Is he really bedridden with a recurrence of hemorrhoids!"

    After all, this post is a revelation, some people believe it, some people don't believe it, although some people speculate that it is Fu Xuechen, but this school is as talented as clouds, and there are people at the level of great gods in every department.

    And because this post was not posted in the more popular spiritual forum, and the popularity was not high, it built more than 40 floors, and it did not even appear on the "Top Ten".

    This girl, Yuan Qian, loves water forums, like the moderator. At this moment, she immediately asked gossip, "Are you saying it's Fu Xuechen?"

    Ran Xing shook his head blankly: "I don't know."

    Qiao Mu added with a smile, "Didn't you visit Fu Xuechen today? You should know!"

    Ran Xing looked for the umbrella that Qiao Mu borrowed and went to visit the doctor. Naturally, she did not hide it from her, and immediately replied: "Yes!"

    Qiao Mu looked over, and this dead man was rarely interested in something: "Then how did you see him?"

    Ran Xing thought about it for a while, and recalled: "My face was very pale, with heavy dark circles under my eyes, I lay on my side on the bed, and then..."

    Qiao Mu immediately found the point: "Lying on your side?!"

    Ran Xing let out an "um", and then thought of another detail. When Fu Xuechen was pasted with the antipyretic sticker, it was fine when Fu Xuechen was lying on his stomach, but it was very painful and difficult when he turned over.

    She didn't think much about it at the time, but now she couldn't help saying: "It was difficult for him to turn over at that time, and his movements were quite slow."

    Qiao Mu exclaimed: "Oh my God, it's really hammered!!!"

    Yuan Qian was also surprised: "Hey, I really didn't expect that Fu Dashen was so... miserable. The worst thing is that a person like him, even such a private matter was exposed."

    Ran Xing didn't feel it at first, but she carefully recalled the details of her visit to the doctor, the fragility on his face tormented by the pain, the him who had been half-supporting his body before, and the extremely slow turning over of him. lower body...

    If it is an ordinary fever, it is impossible to look so fragile that it is about to die, and it is impossible to turn over so painfully!

    Ran Xing's cherry lips pursed, and there was a feeling of indescribable words.

    She went back to her seat in silence, took scissors to open the courier, and took out the five umbrellas she bought at 9.9.

    While unpacking the courier, he said: "It is normal for people to grow old, sick and dead. It is also very common to have hemorrhoids. There is no need to make a fuss. After all, no one can guarantee that they will not grow in the future."

    Although she came to this conclusion with a sense of the collapse of the school's face-to-face layout, she also felt that it was nothing.

    Hemorrhoids are just a minor illness, even if Fu Dashen has hemorrhoids, he is still such an excellent God.

    Yuan Qian nodded and said in agreement, "Indeed."

    Immediately, he said again, "But I can't help but laugh, hahahaha."

    Ran Xing took out the five umbrellas to check. The 9.9 umbrella was surprisingly good quality, but the appearance was a little ugly. Ran Xing was very satisfied, she felt that her umbrella would not be lost.

    Putting the umbrella back into the bottom layer of the cabinet, Ran Xing suddenly thought of Ma Yinglong, who she gave to Fu Xuechen.

    Originally, I planned to buy it to treat Fu Xuechen's dark circles.

    I never thought that it would actually come in handy.

    Ran Xing pinched his chin and thought for a moment, then said, "I'm giving help in the snow! Fu Xuechen should be very moved!"

    The author has something to say: Make Fu Shenxiu a BOY with a big heart, um, this is more suitable for all kinds of fatal blows from Xingmei.

    In addition, I originally had one salted fish. The copywriting for this book has been hanging for a year, and all the advance receipts have died.

    The clip went up surprisingly well. There were more than 3,000 little cuties who collected me, and I felt that the salted fish turned over a little.

    Bow to every favorite, every click, every subscribed cutie.

    Well, I decided to get rid of lazy cancer, procrastination, depression and other big devils and burn the small universe and start working hard on the sixth day.

    I quite like to write essays. I am lazy, decadent and sad. When writing Little Sweet essays, all kinds of aunts will laugh and be amused by the stalks they think of.

    This chapter continues the collective red envelopes. As of 12 o'clock tomorrow night, even if you don't want the red envelopes, leave a message for me. I want to climb the monthly rankings in the channel. I feel that I can get up with a little effort.

    After sending this, I will send the little red envelope of the last chapter.

    what.

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