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    The barrage exploded at once, and a crazy army of question marks swept in. Some people even lost into garbled characters, especially you can see the ignorance and cowardice in their hearts.

    In a messy bedroom, a sloppy otaku was drinking a drink and watching Bai Ruogu's live broadcast.

    "Cut!", he lowered his head and took a sip, "Do you really think you have the ability?"

    The screen lit up, as if something had happened to the otaku's eyelids. He snorted and casually glanced at the screen——

    "Pfft—cough, cough! My mother!" A deafening scream came from the room.

    "Crackling", even the person with the stool fell directly, and the pain can be felt just by hearing the sound.

    However, the otaku didn't have time to manage so much. He raised his head and touched his chest, unable to breathe.

    "Damn it!"

    "Big guy! No! Dad!"

    At the same time, don't know how many people this scene happened to, the barrage scrolled wildly, and various names were shouted, just like a large-scale father recognition scene.

    In the classroom, some people stood up from their stools without knowing it. They opened their mouths for a long time and couldn't close them, their eyelids kept twitching, and their eyes were dry.

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    "Ah...ah..." The mouth was opened too wide, and the air flowed out from it, making a sound unconsciously.

    A schoolboy girl lay on the table and cried.

    My face hurts so much, I'm embarrassed.

    Many people turned their heads silently, looked away, and did not dare to look forward with a guilty conscience.

    They burst into tears and their hearts were beating fast.

    What did they say to such a boss-level figure just now?

    The foundation is not good...cry.

    In the past few days, they dared not go out, and their faces were thrown off the planet.

    The director didn't have time to scold them. He knew that Bai Ruogu was an excellent person, but he didn't expect to be so handsome.

    Looking at this mecha-like kitchen utensils, the corners of my eyes twitched, it was a treasure!

    What kitchen utensils do you have this craft? Doesn't the mecha smell good? ! !

    This suddenness reminded him of the great man thousands of years ago.

    I think that the grandfather and grandfather were so handsome back then. He knew that his quotient was so high, and he didn't make some mechas for combat. He used that high technology to make a lot of tasteless things.

    How similar is this scene? It's also a waste of money!

    The director's heart was bleeding.

    He looked up and saw "36 Days of Survival in the Wilderness" hanging on the live broadcast interface, and suddenly he was shocked, darling, it would be a pity not to recruit such a talent to his Imperial Mecha Academy!

    Since he has this idea, the other bosses may have seen it. What should do if grab someone from him?

    Thinking of this, the director became serious. He didn't even scold the group of idiots, and left the classroom in a hurry.

    He wants to show this live broadcast to the principal. When the time comes, the principal will definitely be more authoritative than him.

    As soon as he walked out the door, the students breathed a sigh of relief, but the director turned back again.

    Standing at the door, he pointed at the class and said angrily, "You can admit mistakes on such basic things. This year's final exam will be more difficult. If anyone fails, they will retake it for me!"

    "Ahhhh!!" they cried.

    On the day, the hot search of #白瑞谷科技大人# has been climbing all the way, followed by an explosive word.

    Many people came in because of curiosity, and the popularity of the show rose sharply. The crew was overjoyed. They looked at Bai Ruogu through the surveillance camera as if they were looking at a hidden treasure.

    When a tin box was disassembled into a giant object in front of him, there was no doubt that Ji An'an and Zong Ran, who had seen this scene with their own eyes, received the greatest impact.

    They raised their heads stiffly and looked at the object nearly three meters high, their scalps tingling, and the whole person's three views were about to be washed away!

    What should do if brain is buzzing? online, urgent.

    Just then, Bai Ruogu, who had hidden merit and fame, walked over with a smile and kindly asked them if they wanted to eat.

    They turned their heads stiffly again to look at the hidden boss. Boss, please don't be so easy-going, otherwise we will really treat you as an ordinary person.

    They didn't know where to put their hands and feet, or Bai Ruogu felt hungry and asked the kitchen utensils to cook some food.

    The reel under the kitchen roll came to a big tree, it raised its arm, and a hacksaw suddenly stretched out.

    The hacksaw was raised high, and he chopped down at the big tree. With a "bang" sound, the two of them jumped, and the huge tree fell to the ground.

    Other tools stretched out again, cut and chopped at the trees, and raised them with the other arm, splicing...

    After a while, a large table and four stools were ready, in addition to wooden plates, wooden bowls, wooden cups...

    [Gu Han: My brother chef Niu Pi, make a deduction for my brother chef! ]

    [Bai Ni: Actually, the most powerful is my father, right? Ruogu's father? ]

    The audience is like grass on the wall, and the wind direction is not right. Hurry up. The audience who had recovered from the shock earlier quickly flattered Bai Ruogu, the kitchen utensils.

    After the kitchen utensils were all done, he lowered his head and scanned a few wild vegetables on the ground, dragged a few sour fruits, and then ran into the river to catch a few fish.

    I don't know how it did it, just opened the lid of the chest and threw the fish in. You can even hear the sound of knives slashing meat and cooking with fire.

    When it was done, the lid was opened, and the aroma that rushed to the face made Ji An'an and Zong Ran swallow their saliva, and their stomachs groaned.

    This fragrance also made many viewers in front of the screen have an appetite. Some people tried it and their eyes lit up.

    It's not as good as the 5-star chef's craftsmanship, but it's not bad, and it even tastes unique.

    sky! Is it too strong? ! Bai Ruogu is simply amazing!

    Ji An'an and Zong Ran received a bowl of fish by themselves. They smelled the fragrance in the air and felt the temperature in their hands. They were still in a dream.

    The mud on Zong Ran's body was still dry, like a beggar who hadn't eaten for a few days.

    Ji Anan was very embarrassed after a busy day, she couldn't help rubbing her eyes when she got this thing.

    This scene was later made into an emoji package by netizens.

    I saw Zong Ran and Ji An'an standing staggered, all dirty, like two wandering beggars, the most unique thing was that one of them held a bowl in his hand.

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    [The end of the month is so poor that only bowls are left. ]

    [Boy, I think you are very promising, do you want to join us? ]

    [Brother, are you investing? You make fish soup and I make bowls, and our family will open a chain store together. ]

    They had finished eating here, and they were still unfinished.

    At the thought of returning to that desolate place again, they were a little reluctant.

    Bai Ruogu himself is a person with a good personality, and he can naturally think of their expressions when he looks at them.

    So he took the initiative to open his mouth and invited others to cooperate. As for the content, he didn't say anything.

    The two were overjoyed that they could follow the boss, no matter what they were doing, they would definitely win!

    The three reached an agreement, and with the help of kitchen utensils, they built a simple house with wooden leaves.

    That's it for one night.

    When they woke up the next day, the two seemed to be Bai Ruogu's errands, busy, wiping back and forth to clean up.

    And Bai Ruogu...

    The weather is fine today, and he can't waste it.

    Bai Ruogu was lying on the wooden rocking chair with his eyes closed and rocking back and forth, with mint leaves in the wooden cup beside him.

    This little day is free, it would be better if there are two songs.

    He yawned, and when he opened his eyes, he found Su Miao floating in front of him.

    His eyes lit up, but he saw that Su Miao used the data to transform into a formal suit and wear it.

    He just happened to like the outfit.

    As soon as Su Miao finished processing the information, he looked at him and said: "Hello, because of your outstanding performance yesterday, 143 advertisements have sent you invitations. After my filtering, there are only 10 advertisements that are most suitable for you. . Given your energy level, I suggest you pick up two at most."

    Bai Ruogu squinted his eyes and raised the corners of his lips, and gestured slightly with his mouth shape, "Honey, please help me choose."

    "Okay, happy to serve you."

    Su Miao paused for a while, and continued to say gently: "But I have to remind you that my current status is your manager, not your lover. Please distinguish clearly and be careful not to mix things up."

    Bai Ruogu raised his head with a smile, leaned back on the chair, tilted his head, "Aren't they all the same? I like my lover, and I like you too."

    Su Miaoka took a moment, mobilized the information, and played the relevant content.

    "You can only like one, you can't like two, otherwise it's called half-hearted."

    Bai Ruogu: ?

    "Is there something wrong with my lover and my agent?"

    "Yes." Su Miao affirmed.

    "When you like your agent, you are greening your lover. As an ai who shares all the programs with your lover, I should be his brother in terms of human relations, so it is my duty to stop you from doing something unethical things."

    Bai Ruogu: ...

    Wait, he rubbed his forehead and let him slow down.

    Just when everything in Su Miao's space was calm, Bai Ruogu raised his head and suddenly grinned.

    He signaled to Su Miao quietly with a smaller mouth, "It's okay, we secretly don't tell your brother."

    Su Miao: ? ? ?

    "You..." Su Miao said dully.

    The relationship is too complex, the information is looking up.

    "Okay?" Bai Ruogu blinked his left eyelid and continued to ask.

    "No..." The answers found in the search were too outrageous, and Su Miao could only answer with a weak consciousness.

    Bai Ruogu "hiss", "It turns out that you don't like me."

    Su Miao: ?

    "I can feel my special feelings, it should be your human likes."

    "Then why didn't you promise me?"

    Su Miao:  …

    "That's... not right."

    "Hey." Bai Ruogu sighed deliberately and shook his head.

    "That means you don't like me that much, not as good as your 'brother' friendship. It seems that your relationship is very good."

    Su Miao vetoed, "I have not communicated with my brother, and there is no friendship between me and him."

    "Then why didn't you promise me?"

    "I……"

    "Then you just don't like me."

    Su Miao: !

    He hesitated for a moment, then raised his head and lowered the volume.

    "it is good."

    Bai Ruogu laughed and said happily, "Then we will secretly communicate with your brother in the future."

    Su Miao: . . .

    "Are we cuckolding him now?"

    Bai Ruogu comforted him, "It's not for you to wear it for him, what are you worried about?"

    Su Miao: It seems so.

    But he is clearly wearing a cuckold for his brother, but not for him, so why does he feel that the procedure is contradictory?

    Bai Ruogu called him dear again, he hesitated for a while and agreed.

    Some AI programs are too simple to respond, and some AI programs are too complicated to get around.

    Of course, the latter can be sorted out automatically, it's just a matter of time.

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