Chapter 14. Strange and Strange

After the military training, most people tanned a degree or two, but Feng Yi was still skinny and tender except for a little sunburn on his face. His roommate joked that the sun also looks at his face.

Feng Yi took back his mobile phone and devoted himself to love and study. Just looking at the photos of Qiao Li on the screen saver and the chat records of the two could raise the corners of his mouth for a day.

But he also has moments of distress. When I didn't confirm the relationship with Qiao Li before, I wanted to label myself "Qiao Li's property" all day long. After confirming the relationship, he began to worry about gains and losses, fearing that he would fall out of favor.

On his schedule, the most important item is to grow up quickly.

Drink milk regularly every night, go to bed at ten o'clock, in order to grow taller quickly, then get up at six in the morning and go to the sports field for an hour of strength training.

After insisting on it for a few days, Monsan was really puzzled and asked him why.

Feng Yi held the warm milk and sipped it while sitting on the chair. His eyes were black and bright: "Because I want to grow into a real mature man."

Looking at the "mature man" with white milk stains on his upper lip, Monsan couldn't bear to look straight away, saying that the IQ of the person in love will decrease, and the mental age will also decrease. Feng Yi was already young in his heart. Once dropped, three years old can't be more than three years old.

He changed the subject and talked: "Did you know that you got angry on the campus forum?"

Feng Yi was full of question marks.

"When you were in military training, someone took a picture and posted it on the forum, and then it became popular. Now you have been picked up by the college entrance examination results of the name college, and a group of people have posted that you are N Dajiang Naoki."

"...Oh, so why did they put my picture on it?"

Meng San stared at him and looked at him seriously, confirming that he was really puzzled, and exclaimed: "Feng Yi, don't you look at your face in the mirror? Or are you really insensitive to beauty and ugliness?"

Feng Yi finished drinking the milk and was washing the cups in the sink. He listened to Monsan's words and stuck his head out: "Of course I understand beauty and ugliness, my girlfriend is beautiful."

Monsan was speechless: "You...hey, forget it."

Feng Yi didn't intend to end the conversation. He ran over to his computer to browse the post and commented, rubbing his chin and thinking, "So my face will attract women?"

Monsan rolled his eyes jealously: "Go away."

"No." Feng Yi suddenly grabbed Meng San seriously, "What if Qiao Li doesn't want me any day if I don't look good?"

Since then, Feng Yi's essential steps every night, in addition to drinking milk, has added a skin care routine.

The three roommates were all locals. When the weekend arrived, Feng Yi was the only one left in the dormitory. He could finally call Qiao Li.

The two actually had nothing in common to talk about, and they got stuck after a few words. Feng Yi could only ramble about his life at school, and he was afraid that Qiao Li would get bored when he talked too much.

He stopped talking, and the two fell silent.

Qiao Li is also very helpless. When she and Zhou Zhe are together, she doesn't call or send messages. Basically, she has set a date, and it's over when she goes out. People like Feng Yi can't wait to become a pendant and hang on her. She really didn't know how to deal with the situation.

She saw that it was getting late, and Feng Yi had nothing to say, so he said, "It's almost eleven o'clock, go to bed early."

An aggrieved voice came from the receiver: "Do you want to hang up?"

She didn't understand Feng Yi's thoughts: "...I think there is no topic to talk about now."

Feng Yi answered immediately: "No! I have a topic to talk about!"

Qiao Li glanced at the time and sighed inwardly: "Okay, what are you talking about?"

The other end of the phone got stuck: "Uh, that, me, I... ah, I want to buy a ticket for the National Day next week."

Qiao Li said, "Okay."

Feng Yi paused: "Then do you want me to come back?"

Qiao Li was helpless, and had a hunch that if he didn't follow his words, he would not be able to hang up: "I want to."

The voice on the other end of the phone was visibly pleasant: "You mean... miss me?"

Qiao Li could only respond with a "Yeah."

Then the phone went silent.

She waited for a few seconds without hearing a voice, and asked, "Feng Yi?"

"Huh?" His voice was strange, his nose hummed and fluttered.

"Can I hang up?"

Silence again.

"Feng Yi?" She turned the volume to the maximum, and then... heard a strange heavy breathing sound.

"......what are you doing?"

Feng Yi's voice was low and vibrato: "Call me by my name again."

Qiao Li felt the veins jumping on her forehead, she gritted her teeth and said, "Feng Yi!"

"Hmm..." A low gasp came out of the receiver.

Qiao Li: ......

She couldn't believe it. "You're not masturbating, are you?"

Her response was a sudden, rapid gasp.

Joey didn't know what to say.

The moonlight spilled into the room, Qiao Li held up her mobile phone in silence, and in the silence, she heard Feng Yi say, "You... um... call me by my name again."

"Feng Yi!" she yelled.

After a heavy low-pitched gasp, she heard a suddenly enlarged moan: "Uh..."

Qiao Li's anger was turned into extreme speechlessness by this moan.

She felt that after getting along with Feng Yi, she sighed more and more times.

"I'm hanging up."

Feng Yi returned rationally and said cautiously, "Are you angry?"

"No." She was just speechless.

"I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold back." He said in a low voice.

"Well, I'm not really angry."

"You just yelled at me-"

Qiao Li hurriedly intercepted his words: "Then you won't be angry if you yell."

Then she heard the second half of Feng Yi's sentence: "So sexy..."

Qiao Li: ? ? ?

"Do you know how untidy you are now?"

"Ah?" He was startled at first, then suddenly said in a strange tone, "You, do you want to clean me up?"

Qiao Li originally planned to hang up the phone to spare him, but after hearing this, the corners of her mouth curled up: "Yes, I want to bully you severely."

Feng Yi took a breath: "Ah? Is it that kind, is it that kind?"

Qiao Li is about to be laughed at, is he thin-skinned or thick-skinned, why is he so shy all of a sudden?

"What are you thinking of?"

Feng Yi immediately got rid of it, like a bean dumped: "I didn't think about it, I didn't think about anything, ah, didn't you say you want to hang up the phone and go to bed? Good night, let's talk tomorrow!"

Qiao Li lay down on the bed with interest: "You tell me what kind of bullying you think, and then hang up."

Feng Yi faltered and was speechless, and said after a while, "I was wrong..."

Qiao Li's tone pretended to be serious: "What's wrong with masturbating just now?"

"Yes." The attitude of admitting mistakes is good, and you can imagine the poor look of the mobile phone with her head drooping and shoulders drooping.

"Shoot?"

"......Um."

"In the hand or on the paper?"

"...on paper."

Qiao Li smiled: "Huh?"

Feng Yi said honestly: "Most of it... on the paper, some splashed on my hands."

Qiao Li burst into laughter in her heart, but her tone became more serious.