☆、Chapter 55

Luo Binghe is so sharp.

He took another step forward.

"Master, what do you think I will do to you?"

Shen Qingqiu said sincerely, "I can't guess."

He no longer dared to randomly guess the male lead's mind. Facts have proved that it is wrong every time!

Luo Binghe stretched out his right hand, Shen Qingqiu remained calm, but his eyes couldn't help sticking to his fingertips, and he followed him all the way.

That hand was slender and pure, not like it belonged to a devil who had taken countless lives, but more like a hand that was born to pluck the strings. Xu Xu slid across his cheeks, rubbing his skin.

and landed on his throat.

I don't know if it was an illusion or not, this hand happened to be pressing on an important bloodline between Shen Qingqiu's neck.

Shen Qingqiu looked straight ahead, his Adam's apple moved indiscernibly.

Luo Binghe withdrew his hand.

"My blood." When he spoke, he could not see the joy, anger, sorrow and joy: "I am not called."

It turned out that when he touched his skin just now, he was exploring the blood of the demons that had been suppressed in Shen Qingqiu's body.

Luo Binghe said: "It seems that in the past few days, Master has had another adventure."

Shen Qingqiu said, "What are you going to do? Give me another drink?"

Luo Binghe said, "You can run if you drink, or run if you don't drink. The left and right are the same, so please don't make the master feel more disgusted with me."

In front of others, he did not leave any face to Shen Qingqiu, but when he was alone in private, he suddenly became polite and gentle, and Shen Qingqiu was really drunk. The more this is the case, the more it cannot be taken lightly.

"Master, please stay here for the time being. If you want, you can walk around in the underground palace at will." Luo Binghe said, "I have left staff outside, and they won't enter the house. If you need anything, you can just summon."

Shen Qingqiu said, "It's very thoughtful."

Luo Binghe stared at him for a moment and said, "What do you want?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Anything will do?"

Luo Binghe nodded.

Shen Qingqiu said bluntly: "I want to see you as little as possible. Not seeing is the best."

Luo Binghe seemed to have no idea that Shen Qingqiu would say these words, his face turned pale.

Seeing this, Shen Qingqiu was very happy, but it seemed like he was stabbed by a needle. After all, he had never spoken so sharply and mercilessly to anyone before.

The process of blood flowing back to Luo Binghe's face was extremely slow. He said, "Master once asked me if I wanted to become stronger."

Shen Qingqiu said, "When I asked this sentence, I seemed to have told you that becoming stronger is to protect, not to plunder and kill."

Luo Binghe said indifferently: "No. Only by becoming the strongest can you hold the person you want firmly in your palm. I finally know that waiting for Master to come over is impossible."

He clenched his fist and forced a fierce smile. "So, if you catch it this time, don't even think about running away!"

After the Demon King of Chaos left the stage, Shen Qingqiu tapped the system: "2.0, are you there?"

System: [24 hours to provide you with a full range of humanized online services. 】

Shen Qingqiu: "Uh, the orientation is complete enough, let's forget about the humanization. What are the values ​​of each item now?"

System: [B-frame 1330, "The Proud Immortal and Magical Path" successfully removed the "Rolling Thunder" label and picked up the "Slightly More Slots" medal, please continue to work hard and look forward to the announcement of your next mysterious medal. The coolness is 3840, the rage value is 1500, and the heartbreak value is 4500. Effort is needed. 】

very good. After a lot of hard work (zuo) strength (si), this rotten street stallion finally has a B grade, although "slightly more slots" is not a good evaluation, but it is better than "Thunder Rolling" Half the money. The heartbreak value is so high, Luo Binghe is still a BLX, but his anger value is not as high as he imagined. It's getting more and more incomprehensible.

Shen Qingqiu: "The coolness is so high, can it be exchanged for anything?"

System: [You can upgrade system tools. 】

Shen Qingqiu was overjoyed: "Alright, alright, let's level up, let's level up."

The system let out a "beep" and began to shyly download the upgrade package.

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while, then suddenly asked, "By the way, what is this system tool called?"

System: [Scenario Little Pusher Deluxe Package Edition. 】

Shen Qingqiu decisively forked off the upgrade download box.

, the download has been completed, and the coolness has been deducted by 3000! ! ! He's going to give a bad review! ! !

After sending a bunch of complaints and spam messages to the system, Shen Qingqiu started his life under house arrest.

Luo Binghe was busy uniting with the northern demons in Mobeijun's territory, and it seemed that Sha Hualing had officially started her career—literally. In short, there are a lot of people that Luo Binghe wants to kill and win over recently. I'm afraid the affairs are too complicated and he can't get away, so he hasn't appeared.

Or maybe it was because Shen Qingqiu said something harsh that day, and Glass was heartbroken and didn't dare to show up.

Whatever it is, Shen Qingqiu is thankful.

If Luo Binghe didn't come to him like this, wouldn't this kind of life be the day he's been looking for, the day he's been chasing after death? ,

And Luo Binghe didn't lock him with chains or the like.

Shit!

If Shen Qingqiu would comfort himself like this, his mind would be soaring. He is not a patient of Stockholm Syndrome, and he is grateful to Dade for being a little fatter. A happy life must be created by oneself and not by others. Do you understand? !

Shen Qingqiu put a lot of effort into his hands, the pages of the book were cracked, and there was a louder sound of cracking bamboo outside the window. He opened the curtain and saw that a bunch of demon servants were busy, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Master Shen, why did you come out?"

The servant's attitude was very warm and respectful, not like he was talking to a person under house arrest. He smiled and said, "Bamboo is being grown here."

Shen Qingqiu was startled: "Bamboo?"

"Yeah. You should know about this plant in the human world. It's not easy to grow here in the demon world, and it won't grow well, but your Majesty must plant it here, so everyone has to find a way."

Shen Qingqiu observed his strength and movement, he was definitely not an ordinary handyman. The demons Luo Binghe found were probably all selected from the black armored generals. It would be a waste to let these masters do the odd jobs for him.

It doesn't stop there.

For the first two days, Shen Qingqiu had no mood or appetite, but on the third day he lost interest in loss of appetite. The maid of the demon clan with the same white skin and beautiful beautiful breasts held back a few words and shouted. meal.

Without moving two chopsticks, he couldn't eat.

The maid tilted her head and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, Immortal Master Shen, does it taste bad?"

It tastes good, very good. It's just because it's so good, it's so familiar that Shen Qingqiu hasn't tasted it for many years, so he can't eat it anymore.

He put down his chopsticks: "Is it made by a girl?"

The maid giggled and said, "How is that possible, I can only kill and eat raw, or wait for the meat to rot before eating it, I won't do this in the human world, it's fire and a pile of firewood, rice, oil and salt, please die. already."

...Damn, it turns out that he is a carrion lover, and Shen Qingqiu can't eat it anymore.

Shen Qingqiu saw it early that this girl was too wronged by cleaning the table and sweeping the floor every day. Shen Qingqiu believes that her style of painting and strength are more suitable for wielding a pair of axes to kill the enemy, like chopping melons and vegetables. It is very likely that she was originally in this position.

Shen Qingqiu remained silent: "Who did that?"

The maid said, "Ah, I don't dare to say that. You said that your lord is going to kill me."

Do not say? Wouldn't he be able to taste it?

Shen Qingqiu rolled his eyes and couldn't tell whether he was bored or irritable.

Luo Binghe is... really annoying!

You thought he was completely black, and then he came to be pitiful again to please and show weakness; you thought he was a pitiful little white flower, and he would immediately slap you in the face after a while; Do some small movements. SJB ah! He really is a SJB!

The maid withdrew the food and left with a twist. Not long after she went out, the curtain was picked up, and someone staggered in.

When Shen Qingqiu saw that face clearly, his wickedness was full of courage, and he copied a critical strike to meet him: "Jerking to the sky, I'm fucking [you—"

Shang Qinghua hurriedly raised his hand, and an unsheathed sword swung horizontally in the middle, turning the attack away. He said, "Hey, hey, don't, don't. Mr. Shen, you can't just fuck people now. If you fuck me, I'm not going to end well, and you don't even think about who will make you feel better."

Shen Qingqiu roared, "You actually sold me! What about friendship?! What about fellow countrymen?!"

Shang Qinghua said, "What can I do if I don't sell it. That's Robbie. Even if I don't sell you, he can almost guess it. Why should I be beaten and beaten more for nothing? I'm not a fool. I choose to confess and be lenient."

He was too righteous and shameless, Shen Qingqiu was shocked, and when he didn't pay attention, Shang Qinghua had already stepped forward and sat down at the table, he put the long sword in his hand on the table with a "slap": "Don't pay attention. Say this. I'm here to deliver."

Shen Qingqiu fixed his eyes and looked again, his hand had already touched it first.

It was his saber that was broken into pieces with the disintegrating spiritual power when it exploded. Xiu Ya Sword.

Shen Qingqiu still had a lot of affection for it, so he started with the sword, and immediately he didn't care about beating Shang Qinghua. Pulling out the body of the sword, it is still pure and white, slender and elegant, and the forging is seamless, full of aura, and there is not a single crack.

On the other side, Shang Qinghua rubbed his hands whistlingly and sighed, "Oh, I really... never imagined that... the plot would be twisted like this."

Shen Qingqiu: "The male protagonist of the stallion essay you wrote has become a gay man, shouldn't you be angry?"

Shang Qinghua said sincerely: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's not me that looks on."

Shen Qingqiu gave him a kind middle finger and lowered his head to brush his sword. Shang Qinghua gave a thumbs up: "Actually, there's no need to be so pessimistic. You are very promising, very promising. These golden thighs are strong and reliable!"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Go to Nima's golden thigh. Anyway, it must be a thigh. Where did I hold it?! The middle of the thigh!"

Shang Qinghua: "The middle of the thigh is better. The middle of the thigh is the key part of a man."

If it wasn't for the Xiu Ya sword that had just returned to his hand and was reluctant to use it for nasty things, Shen Qingqiu really had the heart to shave off the middle part of his thigh. He remembered the important matter, his face became straight, and he asked, "Since you are frank and lenient, let me ask you, Tianlang-Jun, have you made any settings for this character?"

Shang Qinghua: "Why did you ask Brother Bing's father?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "If you don't do anything, you just find it strange that you don't make much of a fuss about the male protagonist and his father. You must know that you can write 500,000 words with multiple wives, and you will definitely be able to serialize for two more years."

Shang Qinghua was refreshed: "You are really insightful, and you are indeed my loyal reader. Let me tell you, I originally planned to write it in a big frame. The setting was that Brother Bing's father was the BOSS, and it turned out to be written. Then, the computer crashed, the outline was lost, and many details were unclear."

...Shen Qingqiu finally knew how he got so many pits: "So it's just so pitted?"

Shang Qinghua said: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with the pits, the main thing is that everyone is happy to see it. The girls should be pushed, and the sluts should be killed. There is no need to arrange another boss."

The outline of slashing planes to the sky is really cool, but the system has filled all the pits in this world in a rigorous and responsible way!

Shang Qinghua continued: "Actually, there are more important reasons. The main reason is that I don't know how to make it up. Tianlang-Jun's blood is purer than his son's, his force is higher than his son's, his fame is earlier than his son's, and his personality is higher than his. My son, I thought about it for a long time, but I can't figure out how to let the male lead beat him!"

Shen Qingqiu supported his forehead.

Oh grass.

If Tianlang-Jun was really released, would Luo Binghe be able to defeat him? !

Maybe, using this to contain Luo Binghe?

Shen Qingqiu immediately extinguished this dangerous idea.

For someone who doesn't know how many kilograms or taels, they want to take advantage of them, and maybe they don't know how they will die in the end.

The conclusion remains the same for ten thousand years: jerking off to the sky with chicory is so worry-free!

Shen Qingqiu patted the table: "You honestly explain, do you have anything that you have set up but haven't written down yet? Tell me what's important!"

Shang Qinghua: "I don't know if it matters, but one is related to you, or to be precise, Shen Jiu."

When Shen Qingqiu heard this, his cold hairs stood up.

Yi Xiangtian's urination nature of jerking off, so it's strange to add a normal setting for him!

Shen Qingqiu hugged his head and said, "You... you can say it. I can handle it."

Shang Qinghua began to talk passionately about his writing philosophy: "I have a lot of ideas about the character Shen Qingqiu. I hope to make him a round three-dimensional character, others are scumbags, he is wretched, but he also has reasons for scumbags and not scumbags. But the readers didn't buy it very well. As soon as I started writing about that sign, they pinched him in the book review area, so when I saw that the trend was wrong, I immediately changed him into a vulgar slut with a face. But in fact he... "

Shen Qingqiu was concentrating, when suddenly, several maids outside the house said respectfully, "Your Majesty!"

It's too late!

When this sound came in, Shang Qinghua's face changed greatly, his tongue scorched his buttocks and he jumped three feet high, rushing to the back door: "You're here, we'll talk about it later!"

Don't go! Shen Qingqiu stretched out Erkang's hand.

Go to your "talk about it later"! Being stuck in a place like this is more unbearable than [the witness said, "The murderer is actually..." and then spit out a mouthful of blood and died on the spot]! ! !

When Shen Qingqiu turned around, the green curtain picked up and Luo Binghe walked into the room with his head bowed.

He immediately put on a calm face.

Because he was interrupted by a very important (probably) serious discussion, his face was not good. Luo Binghe's gaze first focused on the Xiu Ya sword in his hand, and then moved up.

After a moment of silence, Luo Binghe was the first to speak.

"How are you doing these days?"

"It's good." It was really good that I didn't see him.

Luo Binghe said: "Master seems to have never rested."

Shen Qingqiu said: "If you can stop dreaming, it would be good to rest."

What he meant was very clear. Luo Binghe wasn't even angry.

With drooping eyelashes, he stood for a while, as if he had made up his mind, before he said in a low voice, "Although I concealed something from Master in the dream, what I said at that time was not false."

How dare you say it!

As soon as this was mentioned, Shen Qingqiu became furious, wishing he would raise his arm and slap him a hundred and ten big ears.

The Luo Binghe in the dream was really much cuter. Although the male protagonist was still the same male protagonist, he was sad and tender. Even if a straight man was like Shen Qingqiu, he couldn't help feeling pity. It's just that the more pity he felt at the time, the more painful his face was pumped afterwards. He lost his face in a duel, and he couldn't blame him for being so embarrassed.

Shen Qingqiu said, "I really don't know which of your words are true and which are false."

He also said that he did not do anything about Jinlan City. Shen Qingqiu used to believe 90% of the time, but now he can't believe 10% of it.

Luo Binghe's blood was surging, his face was a little red, he raised his eyelids, and said coldly: "Master, I lied to you just because I was angry, but if I don't do this, I'm afraid I can't say a word to you now."

That is, Shen Qingqiu always turned around and ran away when he saw him. Even after speaking, don't know why, just like now, stalemate after three or two sentences, full of gunpowder flavor.

Luo Binghe's fingers unconsciously clasped the hilt of the Heart Demon Sword tighter and tighter, his knuckles turning white. Not only the pupils are red, but the eyes are also faintly red: "Why didn't the master lie to me? You said that you don't agree with the division of the human world, but you won't admit it in a blink of an eye. Huayuecheng died, and I summoned my soul in five years. Thousands of times, I have tried and failed, tried and failed, and I have never been discouraged, even so, I have never doubted that the master hated me to such an extent that I would rather abandon myself than see me."

At the end of his speech, his voice was a little unstable, and his tone gradually rose, which seemed to be both angry and angry: "Master, of course, now has a lot of reasons to accuse me of being the devil of the world, and I am a disaster for the world. But why when I did nothing , but also to be avoided like a scorpion? You lied to me twice, and I lied to you twice, isn't it fair?"

...he calculated this too clearly!

One for another, it really is the type of vengeance!

Even though he thought he was right, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but sincerely say: "You really hold grudges."

Luo Binghe sneered, "I'm afraid Shizun has never seen me really take revenge."

He smiled, his expression gradually turned gloomy, and said indifferently: "If I say, I will only remember, not enmity, with respect to the master. Most likely they will not be believed."

Shen Qingqiu was secretly startled: "You calm down." If you want to speak, just say it well, don't change your face!

Luo Binghe said in a deep voice, "Master, you have always been calm, but I can't calm down anymore."

Shen Qingqiu didn't realize what was going on, but only heard a thud, and his back hurt. After recovering, the two of them had both rolled onto the bed.

...I haven't slept on this bamboo bed for a long time. I'm so fucking flustered!

Shen Qingqiu scolded people: "I'm against you?!"

Luo Binghe pursed his lips and did not speak. Shen Qingqiu was about to kick him away, but suddenly his hair exploded.

A hand slid into his undershirt from the hem.

I'm a jerk!

Shen Qingqiu's knees slammed upwards, and Luo Binghe grabbed his knees with one hand and pressed him.

Shen Qingqiu was mad a hundred times in his heart, he didn't want to be smashed into a position with his legs stretched out under someone else's body! Immediately, the upper body rushed up, and with Duan Qiaojin, with a twist of the waist, he turned around and pushed Luo Binghe under him.

Xiu Ya unsheathed three inches, Han Chengcheng reached Luo Binghe's throat, Shen Qingqiu was also incensed, and said with a wicked smile, "Playing the Overlord with a hard bow? Huh?"

It's true to be controlled by others, but don't even think about him posing as obediently submissive!

Luo Binghe went up and down three times and the door on his neck was restrained, but his eyes were dazzling, and he was not afraid of the sharp blade on his neck. Let him wish, the hilt of the Xiu Ya sword stabs his acupoints, you come and I go back and forth for a few rounds, and roll out of bed in a ball, Shen Qingqiu suddenly reacted.

No, this is a comprehension text, fight me! No need for a gun, you idiot! ?

He immediately raised his hand, took a handful of spiritual power, and punched Luo Binghe's lower abdomen with a shocking punch.

This punch was extremely enjoyable, and Shen Qingqiu's anger and anger for several days in a row seemed to be smashed out. He was breaking the sky, and suddenly the system dripped flowers and reminded:

【*★, °*:.☆\\(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* . Congratulations~ Coolness +500! 】

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Come on, this person is really perverted! He really is! A well-deserved masochist! Not abusive! Punching him can actually be 500 cool! Even the system prompts have become bells and whistles, and I have brought a stray number for the first time in the world. I haven't seen such a wonderful thing in my life!

Shen Qingqiu was still waiting for another critical blow, but Luo Binghe didn't play with him anymore. With a wave of his right hand, Shen Qingqiu lost his head, the critical blow missed, and the roof slammed into a hole with a regular shape. But this time Shen Qingqiu was in a series, one miss, the second and third waves of spiritual energy followed. Luo Binghe only pushed aside, didn't fight back, and occasionally got hit, but he endured it for a long time.

It's been too long since Shen Qingqiu had been so rudely beaten. What a relief! Suddenly, one hand ripped open the inner shirt, and the fleshy flesh touched his waist.

Shen Qingqiu softened for a moment on the spot, and immediately slammed the hilt of Kuang's sword onto Luo Binghe's forehead, cursing, "Beast!"

You can still do this kind of thing at such a time, what is it that is not a beast? !

After beating him violently, the system prompts more than 50 items, and the coolness has increased by at least 4,000!

Luo Binghe gave up on himself and said, "Anyway, in the eyes of Master, I am inferior to a beast, so I might as well be honest."

Shen Qingqiu was so angry that he wanted to laugh, looking for abuse, right? Pack you cool! A word "Go away!" and a big crit with both hands combined before bursting out, suddenly a flower in front of his eyes, his body crooked.

Xiu Ya Sword fell to the ground. A kind of soul is about to be hit by the drag force that is drawn out of the body.

He just froze, and Luo Binghe stopped moving. In an instant, Shen Qingqiu's headache was about to explode.

Countless fragments of pictures flashed in front of eyes, sometimes it was blank, sometimes it was pitch black, and sometimes it seemed that saw a shadowy human figure. The sharp tinnitus pierced the eardrums.

Only then did Luo Binghe feel that something was wrong, he rolled over and sat up, reaching out to press him. Shen Qingqiu was not held down by him, as if a pair of giant hands were rudely pulling his soul and brain out, Shen Qingqiu rolled on the ground with his head in his arms and struggled.

Something was screaming, and hands stretched out from all directions, screaming and tearing at his soul.

Even when the blood of the demons was driven most fiercely, Shen Qingqiu didn't have the urge to scream.

Luo Binghe panicked: "Master, I... I just scare you. Don't take it seriously. What's wrong with you?"

Shen Qingqiu's body swayed and turned in his arms, Luo Binghe hugged him halfway, and quickly used the spiritual current to pass through Shen Qingqiu's body, obviously there was no abnormality, but Shen Qingqiu's voice was indescribably terrifying and terrifying, like The red-hot iron penetrated directly into his brain.

As Shen Qingqiu's heartbeat and pulse became weaker and weaker, Luo Binghe began to tremble, first trembling slightly, then becoming more and more severe, unable to hold his body, he fell from half-kneeling to kneeling on both knees.

He tried every means, but still no improvement, he could only shout: "come here! Come in!"