Chapter 88 Extra Story: 100 Questions about Luo Chen's Sexuality

Questionnaire interview object: Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu

Questionnaire host: Airplane to the sky

Questionnaire provider: system

The system that hit the sky to the sky issued a task.

A weird questionnaire.

I don't know what the whole questionnaire is trying to investigate. The further back go, the more unsightly the question becomes.

However, no matter how unsightly he is, he still has to accumulate some points, right? !

After abandoning his dignity and begging Shen Da, Shen Qingqiu finally reluctantly agreed to the one he raised with him, ah no, the apprentice he raised to complete this questionnaire.

So, the following is the actual situation of the plane.

Shang Qinghua: "May I ask what your name is?"

Luo Binghe heard this question as soon as he sat down, raised his brows, and said displeasedly, "I don't even know the name, so what else do I ask?"

Shang Qinghua: "What's your age?"

...To be honest, Shen Qingqiu really didn't know the exact age of this body. He looked up at Shang Qinghua and said, "Shouldn't you be more clear?"

Shang Qinghua turned the brush and thought, he hadn't thought about this question, it's better to be casual, so he randomly drew a number in two strokes.

Shang Qinghua: "What is your gender?"

There were three mentally handicapped questions in a row at the beginning, Luo Binghe was already disdainful to answer them, and Shen Qingqiu couldn't bear it any longer: "Being assigned to the Green Ding Ding Pure Love Channel, what do you think?"

Shang Qinghua silently crossed out more than 30 similar nonsense questions at the back of the questionnaire, and asked again, "What's your personality like?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while and said, "It's okay."

Luo Binghe said, "I don't know."

Shang Qinghua: "What about the character of the other party?"

Shen Qingqiu counted them one by one: "A crybaby, a girl's heart, a love-brain, a middle schooler, greasy, crooked, sticky and sticky."

Luo Binghe's eyes flashed with water, as if he was disliked and a little hurt, but he answered the question obediently: "Master's character is of course the best. He is gentle, strong, and considerate."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Suddenly a little embarrassed, what's going on!

He coughed twice and changed his words: "This child has a good personality. One advantage is especially rare. Be obedient, that's enough."

Luo Binghe's cheeks were dizzy.

Shang Qinghua said dryly: "When did the two meet? Where?"

He knows the answer to this question!

Luo Binghe said: "The first time I met Master was when I just passed the entrance examination of the Cang Qiong Mountain School..."

Shen Qingqiu was not very comfortable, what Luo Binghe met at that time was not him, but the original, and it was not a good memory.

He shook his fan and said, "Go, go!"

Shang Qinghua: "What is your first impression of the other party?"

Luo Binghe continued to recall, and said lightly: "The immortal who is high above and unattainable."

Shen Qingqiu told the truth: "A little bun." He was still a handsome boy.

Shang Qinghua: "What do you like about each other?"

Shen Qingqiu said with kind brows and kind eyes, "It's obedient enough."

Luo Binghe smiled: "I like everything about Master."

Shang Qinghua: "What do you hate about each other?"

Luo Binghe said decisively, "No."

Shen Qingqiu was a little moved when he saw that he answered so decisively and politely, and said, "No."

If he really said what he hated and let him cry in front of outsiders, that would be a shame...

Shang Qinghua: "What do you call each other?"

Luo Binghe was indifferent, turned his head and said, "Master, these questions are really baffling. What are we here for?"

Shen Qingqiu said calmly: "Binghe is good. It's just a passing scene. Let's save your uncle Shang's life."

Shang Qinghua: "How would you like the other party to call you?"

Luo Binghe blushed.

Seeing him so shy, Shen Qingqiu had an ominous premonition in his heart, he waved his hand and said, "I have passed! I have passed!"

Seeing that there seemed to be an explosion, Shang Qinghua coaxed: "What have you passed! I have passed every question, what else is there to ask. Brother Bing... nephew, please speak up!"

Luo Binghe glanced at Shen Qingqiu anxiously, and whispered, "It's just like how couples usually call each other."

Shang Qinghua immediately said, "Shen Da, Bing... nephew wants to hear you call me Xianggong, do you hear me?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Shut up."

Shang Qinghua: "If you use an animal analogy, what do you think the other party is?"

Luo Binghe said without hesitation, "Lin Lin Baihe."

Shen Qingqiu said, "I can't think of animals. There are plants. Black lotus."

Luo Binghe was puzzled and said, "Master, is there a black lotus flower too?"

Shang Qinghua: "If you wanted to give the other party a gift, which one would you choose? What gift do you want?"

Luo Binghe said: "As long as the master speaks, I will offer anything."

Shen Qingqiu said honestly, "It doesn't seem like I want anything in particular."

As the master of a peak, there is really nothing that is difficult to get. Thinking about it this way, it really feels like a waste of sitting on a golden mountain.

Luo Binghe said, "Then I want Shizun to ignore anyone and stay with me for three days."

Shang Qinghua licked the tip of his pen and muttered, "Why don't I just stay with you for the rest of my life."

Luo Binghe shook his head and said, "Master will not be happy."

Seeing him dejected*, like a resentful woman, Shang Qinghua was stunned, but Shen Qingqiu was very calm: "You child, you are thinking again, how can you be unhappy as a teacher."

Shang Qinghua: "How far has your relationship progressed?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I have done everything that should be done, and also done what should not be done."

Luo Binghe said aggrieved: "Why is there something we shouldn't do? Does Master think that we... shouldn't do it?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "No. If you really shouldn't do it, the teacher won't let you do it."

Shang Qinghua: "Where did the two meet for the first time?"

Luo Binghe said, "Huanhua Palace Water Prison."

Shang Qinghua: "..."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Brother Bing, do you call that a date? !

Shang Qinghua: "How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?"

Luo Binghe: "Not very good."

Can't you just use "not so good" to describe it!

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you usually date?"

Shen Qingqiu rested his chin in one hand: "When you open your eyes, you see him. When you close your eyes, you see him. Does this count as dating all the time?"

Luo Binghe said cautiously, "Will Shizun be bothered?"

Shen Qingqiu stroked his back and said, "No. You just think too much."

Shang Qinghua thought in his mind, with Brother Bing, that's not right, it's so fucking tiring to be with Bingmei!

With just a few questions, Da Shen coaxed him three times! This blx is sticky and sticky, when will it be a head!

I'm so bored!

Shen Qingqiu is like a kindergarten teacher with children!

Shang Qinghua: "Which party confessed first?"

Luo Binghe: "Me."

Shen Qingqiu: "Of course it's him."

Shang Qinghua: "What does the other party do that will make you feel like you're wrong?"

Shen Qingqiu spread his hands and said helplessly, "I can't do anything when he starts crying."

Luo Binghe said, "As soon as Master gets angry, I can't do anything about it."

Shang Qinghua hummed, shook his legs, and complained in his heart as he remembered: It is exactly the same as kindergarten children and kindergarten teachers!

Shang Qinghua: "What makes your heart beat faster when you two are together?"

Luo Binghe said seriously: "Touch your head, when you teach me."

Shen Qingqiu said, "Uh, it's time to beg me with tears in your eyes."

Luo Binghe continued: "And when you scolded me and beat me..."

His face was intoxicated, Shen Qingqiu seemed to be used to it.

Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to Luo Binghe's name: The terminally ill shaking m.

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?"

As soon as he finished asking this question, he confidently wrote the three characters "Liar Essence" after Luo Binghe's name.

Luo Binghe said: "Yes. But never again!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever had a quarrel? What kind of quarrel are they?"

Shen Qingqiu sighed: "It's so noisy. I don't know why."

Luo Binghe said sullenly, "Why do you keep asking these questions? To make Master unhappy."

Shang Qinghua spread his hands: "It's my fault."

Shang Qinghua: "How to reconcile after that?"

Shen Qingqiu waved his hand and said, "Papapapa save the world!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is the relationship between the two of them public or secret?"

Shen Qingqiu asked back, "Have you heard of Chunshan's hatred?"

The next question is going all the way to the lower limit. Shang Qinghua cleared his throat: "Are you the attacker or the receiver?"

Luo Binghe was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

He really didn't understand, while Shen Qingqiu pretended not to understand, and said with a fan, "Who knows what it means, I've been there."

Shang Qinghua: "Why did you make such a decision?"

Shen Qingqiu thought about it for a while: "I don't know either, it's just decided for no reason. Probably... it's pitiful for him?"

Luo Binghe said doubtfully, "I still don't understand what I'm asking."

Shen Qingqiu patted the top of his head and said earnestly: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, you won't suffer."

Shang Qinghua: "Where was the first skin-to-skin kiss?"

Just as Shen Qingqiu was about to answer, Luo Binghe hurriedly said, "Qingjing Peak."

Shen Qingqiu: "Buried..."

Luo Binghe hurriedly said again: "Qingjing Peak, Bamboo House."

Shen Qingqiu thought to himself, well, Luo Binghe would not admit such a failure for the first time. Qingjing Peak is just Qingjing Peak, there is nothing to argue with, let him answer whatever he wants, and he will not correct it.

Shang Qinghua: "How did you feel at the time?"

Shen Qingqiu remained silent.

If he was telling the truth, there were only three words: "Pain Pain Pain", it would be too much of a loss of Luo Binghe's face in front of others.

Luo Binghe said in frustration, "Master is so nice. But I'm so useless."

Shang Qinghua: "In the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?"

Luo Binghe: "Master, breakfast is ready."

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't say anything, put on your clothes first!"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times do you have sex per month?"

Shen Qingqiu was incredulous: "Who is so idle to count such a thing? Also, why does the question keep developing in a very strange direction?"

Luo Binghe said earnestly: "Roughly speaking, three days and one night. If Master is happy, let me touch him once in two days."

Shang Qinghua bit the pen and muttered while brushing the records, "This is unscientific... According to my settings, it shouldn't be a problem to have it uninterrupted from the beginning of the month to the end of the month?"

Shang Qinghua: "Usually, where is the place for skin-to-skin kisses?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "He has an obsession with the bamboo house."

Luo Binghe nodded with a smile: "Yes."

Shang Qinghua: "Which [beep] place do you want to try?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Where you go, you don't do it, you change the place."

Luo Binghe said calmly, "Bai Zhan Peak."

There was silence all around.

Luo Binghe said calmly, "Bai Zhan Peak Martial Arts Arena."

Shen Qingqiu = mouth =: "...What the hell?!"

Shang Qinghua: Don't be dead or shameless! ?

Shang Qinghua: "Did the two of you have any agreement at the time of [Beep]?"

Luo Binghe: "You must tell me if it hurts. Definitely!"

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't cry!"

Shang Qinghua: "I said, have you misunderstood the meaning of the word 'agreement'?"

Shang Qinghua: "Do you agree or disagree with the idea that if you don't get the heart, you must at least get *?"

Shen Qingqiu disagreed: "Luther... the idea of ​​a loser."

Luo Binghe said: "If you don't have a heart, what's the use of it."

Shang Qinghua was deeply saddened: Luo Binghe is clearly a peerless stallion who only pursues flesh, and there must be double digits for strong girls...

He knew that Luo Binghe had become gay in this strange world, but how did he get to this point step by step!

Shang Qinghua: "If the other party is raped by the thugs, what will you do?"

This question is too surreal.

Shen Qingqiu was speechless for a while, then said, "Who can't think of it so much to rape him..."

Isn't it okay to find a poignant and beautiful way to die?

Luo Binghe rolled up his sleeves and said slowly, "I'll be an adult, throw it into the endless abyss, think of another way, and slowly concoct it to death."

Shang Qinghua: "If a good friend tells you that I'm lonely, so only tonight, please... and ask for a skin-to-skin relationship, would you?"

Luo Binghe said indifferently, "I don't have that kind of shameless friend. I don't need friends."

Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and scraped the tea leaves in the cup, took a sip, and said, "I don't have either."

Luo Binghe asked suspiciously, "Really? Liu... uncle wouldn't do such a thing?"

The tea was sprayed all over the place.

Shang Qinghua changed into a clean dress and returned, and continued to ask questions.

"Do you think you are good at intercourse? What about the other party?"

Shen Qingqiu laughed dryly. Luo Binghe was about to cry. As soon as Shen Qingqiu saw his sad face and his unspeakable state, he felt pity in his heart, turned to Shang Qinghua, and said angrily, "Which pot can't be opened and lifted? Yes!"

Shang Qinghua licked his ears: "It's all my fault anyway."

Shang Qinghua: "Are you interested in sex?"

Luo Binghe said, "What is that? Master, why are there more and more things I don't understand?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Oh. I'm just asking you, do you like me hitting you, whether you like me scolding you, or being stabbed with a needle or scalded by me, do you feel it?"

Luo Binghe was slightly shy, and said softly, "Since it's what the master did, how could the disciple not like it."

Shang Qinghua understood it, and waved his pen: "Luo Binghe is very interested in sex!"

Shang Qinghua: "What is the most painful thing in intercourse?"

Luo Binghe: "Too small."

Shen Qingqiu: "Too big."

Shang Qinghua secretly scolded that master and apprentice are shameless, and waved his pen: "Understand it by yourself!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever been tempted by Fang Fang?"

Shen Qingqiu pointed at himself: "Me? Like that kind of person?"

Shang Qinghua muttered, "It's hard to say. Actually, you look upright..."

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you like to be kissed by someone?"

Luo Binghe said, "Forehead, fingers, lips, everywhere."

Shen Qingqiu said helplessly: "Actually... this child can't kiss, only bite."

Shang Qinghua: "[Beep] What is the best way to please each other?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Praise him for his progress?"

Luo Binghe said, "Don't cry."

Shang Qinghua's pen was like the wind, and he added absentmindedly: "Shen Da's requirements are really low."

Shang Qinghua: "What would you think at that time?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Who came up with this questionnaire? Do you have any experience? At that time, what else can I think about except a blank space!"

Shang Qinghua: "Do you take off the clothes yourself or does the other party help you take them off?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Let him come, I have few clothes to wear."

Luo Binghe defended: "Master, at that time, how could I still control my strength?"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times a day?"

Shen Qingqiu said with a headache: "How many times? Who really counts this?"

Shang Qinghua turned the page, and before he could ask again, Luo Binghe, who had already lost his patience, sneered, "I really want to know that, count it today, and then tell Shang... Shishu, it's okay!"

Luo Binghe is indeed an action-oriented person, and he counts the numbers. Before Shang Qinghua could react, he had already pulled Shen Qingqiu up and said, "I won't accompany you!" He kicked out the door, strong in the mountains and rivers, and the wind entered the room, and he just wrote A stack of questionnaires blew all over the floor.

The corners of Shang Qinghua's mouth twitched, he squatted down, picked up a few, and after a while, he suddenly knelt down.

"Shen Da... The task... I haven't finished asking... The system shouldn't deduct time for me so quickly ah ah ah!"