Chapter 317 Extra Story "The Only Possibility (Now Turning to Spoof)" Five

This time the plan was successful.

Xue Meng used facts to prove that there is no CP that cannot be removed in the world, only players who do not work hard to remove CP. In this game called "Ink Burning is Not Gay" (a nickname he secretly stole in his heart), player Xue Meng gave full play to his ingenuity and successfully dismantled this pair of ghostly dogs.

He and Xiaolong looked at the guide, chose the heroine, made a plan, one person and one dragon acted separately, one person kept an eye on the little ink burning in the north of the park, and one dragon watched Xiaochu Wanning in the south of the park, and finally ensured that at the end of the spring outing, the ink When Ran got on the school bus and flew away, he didn't even see a piece of Chu Wanning's sleeves.

Simply exciting.

"We made it!"

"We let the ink burn and the girl establish a friendship!"

"They'll be best friends in no time!"

"When puberty comes, they will be secretly together behind their parents!"

"Sneak date in school uniform after school!"

"They'll hide a box of sweet and greasy chocolates in each other's bags!"

"In the sudden downpour of high school evening self-study, he would carry her on his back so as not to get her pink leather shoes wet!"

Xue Meng raised his head and laughed: "The little pink leather shoes are a bit exaggerated." He paused and continued with bright eyes, "But it's a good idea to carry your girlfriend home in a rainstorm... The ink in high school was a few meters away. on?"

Little Candle Dragon flipped through the guide: "1.86 to 1.8.9. Look at his good fortune. In short, it will be in this range."

"Tsk, that's really..." Xue Meng showed a subtle expression, like a little envy and trying to stretch, which made his final facial expression like a toothache. He pouted, not intending to continue this unpleasant topic. Biquge TV has the fastest update https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

He didn't want Xiao Zhulong to notice that he was still wearing a taller body.

"In short, their road to love will be very smooth." Xue Meng concluded, even a little paranoid, "It must be smooth. Otherwise, I can't get along with Jiang Xi."

In order to ensure that the emotions of the ink burning and the girl are stable and undisturbed, Xue Meng and the others are going to continue to observe for a while - of course, in this simulation game, the speed of time can be adjusted, they only need to say the date to the guide Just fine.

"We want to see Mo Ran and the girl's first date." Xiaozhulong said.

Xue Meng also added in to speak: "Alone, there is no third party, although they can't call it a date at this age, but you are so smart and should be able to understand what we mean."

He seems to have forgotten who called the guide "artificial mental retardation" before.

"It's just playing together, doing homework together, or doing other things together, playing house or something." He thought about it and added, "It's all right."

For the shame of being called artificial mental retardation, the guide accurately set the time back one week and three days.

It was one night, they were downstairs in a residential area, the warm yellow light from the windows of many people, the housewife in the kitchen busy cleaning the pots and pans, the shouting of the children and the vague news broadcast male host In their voices, they could be sure that it was around seven o'clock.

Xue Meng and Xiaozhulong waited for a while, but the ink burned appeared.

As expected, he was carrying a small school bag and a lunch box bag with a pirated cartoon of the pirated cartoon Winnie the Bear. Winnie's nose was worn out, which made this pirate bear who was not very good-looking to look better. Grim and ridiculous.

But all the hideousness and ridiculousness can be covered up by the smiling, chattering and cheerful girl beside him.

"My house lives on the second floor, my father is on a business trip, but my mother is at home, don't be afraid, she is very nice." The little girl's eyebrows were curved, her long eyelashes were dancing with orange lights, "I told her about you yesterday. To come and play, she told me she'd have her fried egg yolk wings tonight, and cheese whipped cream cake from the pastry shop waiting in line at the door. Do you like cheese whipped cream cake?"

"I..." The ink burned, and Xue Meng noticed that his old sneakers had come off the glue, "I haven't eaten this kind of thing."

The girl didn't laugh at him, she just froze for a moment and then laughed cheerfully: "You will like it, if you don't like it, give it all to me, but don't tell my mother, she is always worried about me eating like this will grow into a big fat man."

Mo Ran lowered his head under the street lamp, kicking the pebbles and dust on the side of the road with his degummed sneakers. He was really killing himself by doing this, and the already miserable sneakers became more and more unwatchable.

"You can't get fat." After a while, Xiao Mo Ran muttered.

"What did you say?" The girl didn't understand.

"...I said you don't get fat." Although the light was dim, Xue Meng still noticed that the little guy's face seemed to be a little red, "If you like it, I will give you the cake quietly."

He bit his lip and turned his face awkwardly, this time even the sluggish Xiao Zhulong noticed that his ears were even red: "I won't tell your mother."

The little candle dragon jumped up and down around the two of them, screaming: "Ah!!! I really love this little girl!!!!"

"I love her too." Xue Meng said with a smile, "I'll just say, there are so many sweet and good girls in the world, how can there be gay men who are made of steel and iron. Look, if this goes on, we should be able to do it soon. Mission accomplished."

"I can't wait to attend their wedding - no, I saw their children directly." Xiao Zhulong looked like he was boiling with blood, and he went up to the sky and then fell to the ground.

"What does it matter if I'm a single dragon?" It danced and stabbed nonexistent tears with its small claws, "As long as my CP can get married, what does it matter if I'm single for a hundred years?"

They followed Mo Ran upstairs with the little girl.

They watched the two kids eat dinner together, share an after-dinner cream cake together, watch TV together, and do their homework together.

Ah, what a delightful bamboo-horse friendship.

Fuck you can't fall in love early, girlfriends have to be cultivated from the red scarf period, or when you graduate from college, there will be no girls who can chat in the address book. Are you going to squat at the door of a gay bar?

At 8:30, one person and one dragon satisfactorily followed Mo Ran to bid farewell to the girl and the girl's mother, and the little Mo Ran walked briskly to take the last train, and the two of them followed behind happily.

Later, Mo Ran came to the girl's house a few times, but he came too often. He was afraid of leaving a bad impression on the other's parents, so he went around the back of the residential building a few times and used less sharp pebbles to go. Smashed the window of the girl's bedroom. On the mobile phone, remember 'pen\interest\ge→m.\B\iq\u\g\eTv.C\o\m' to provide you with wonderful\novel reading.

"The restless puberty has advanced." Xue Meng commented with his arms folded, but his expression was very excited.

"I think this strategy is foolproof."

But the little candle dragon probably shouldn't be called the little candle dragon, and the flower name of Crow Mouth is probably more suitable for it.

Just after it said the five words "foolproof", the strength of the ink burned the hand ran away, the stone did not hit the girl's window, but slammed the glass window door of the next door neighbor.

The two Cultivation Bureau staff who have not realized that their fate is about to be reversed are still complacent: "Mo Ran is really an active and enthusiastic child."

"And it's romantic."

"They became boyfriend and girlfriend in the future, which is a very good memory."

Just as you were saying something, I was thinking about the future, and I was exclaiming happily. Suddenly, there was the sound of fan pages opening and closing from the next window, and then a voice with obvious impatience and sleepiness rang out, like ice water that was instantly condensed by nitrogen gas, clattering. A slam was poured on Xue Meng's little candle dragon.

"Don't you think it's too much for you to play pranks outside so late?"

It's still a familiar formula... no, it's still a familiar voice. Still a familiar tone.

Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong looked like they hit a ghost, swallowed their saliva, and then turned their heads tremblingly -

"what!!"

"what!!!!!"

One screamed worse than the other, as if the death knell of the end had sounded.

They both looked at each other and wailed together: "Fuck?!! How does Chu nightning live next door to the girl???!!!"

Not reconciled.

How can you be willing! ! How can fate unscrupulously stretch out its claws and slap them in the face! ! ! How can the motherland's morning glory be turned into a gay dahlia! ! !

"At least this time their meeting was very unpleasant." Xue Meng tried to point out the crux of the problem, although he himself was very unsure.

"Yes." Little Candle Dragon also tried to explore various possibilities for the development of the matter. "The unpleasantness of this first meeting should also cause them to not get along well."

"I think this strategy can be rescued again."

"I think so too, we'll see at least a year from now before making a decision."

Once again, they came to a consensus, whizzing with the guidebook one night a year later.

It's still this neighborhood, it's still night.

Even the position where the ink burned has not changed, and it is still standing under the street lamp that is not very bright, and sometimes flickers and slack due to unstable voltage.

Even Mo Ran is still smashing the glassy window in the moonlight with a small stone.

...... But what he smashed was not the girl's window, but the window of Chu Wanning's bedroom next door to the girl.

"...Tell me this is a coincidence." Xiao Zhulong said desperately, "Tell me that his hand was shaking, he didn't hit it firmly, and he hit it sideways again."

Xue Meng is still more rational, he didn't speak, his face was blue.

One mistake is an accident, ten times is true love.

No one will hit the wrong window ten times in a row, so the ink burned is the window of Chu Wanning, and the person he wants to see is the little brother Chu Wanning next to the girl.

What a fucking hell! !

The window opened, and the wind of the summer night came in with the fragrance of magnolia flowers. By the flicking sheer gauze curtain, Chu Wanning was wearing white children's plush pajamas. Although he was impatient and sleepy, he still moved in. A stool, standing on tiptoe on the stool and looking down.

"Why are you here again." Chu nightning was lying on the window, yawned, his voice was not soft or loud, and said lazily to the ink, "Didn't we just finish playing the ball together in the afternoon?"

Mo Ran didn't speak under the street lamp, and waved at him with a smile. He folded several paper planes and flew towards him, and finally one flew into his room.

Chu nightning disassembled the paper plane, and there was a color painting of a crayon drawing on it, a white cat and a puppy were painted on it, and there was a line of words written in creamy yellow lead:

Forgot to say goodnight to you.

I wish you a good dream, we will go to you (I forgot how to write this word) swimming pool tomorrow to play.

Call our good friend Linger, if she means "yuan" (I haven't learned how to write this word yet).

ink burning

- "So." Little candle dragon almost twitched, "In the end, he and Chu Wanning became 'us', and the cute girl next door became 'our' friend."

Xue Meng was silent for a while.

In fact, he really wanted to collect some gentle and subtle sentences from the nooks and crannies of his brain to express his disappointment at the moment. Even Tang Poems, Song Poems, Yuan Qu, European Operas, and such literature and art can make him usually get goosebumps.

but.

In the end, he squeezed out the swear words that burned the blood all over his body.

"Damn gay, I'm fucking your second uncle's."

"...you make a final revision to your wording."

"Don't mind my words!! I'm so pissed right now!"

"No." Xiaozhulong said, "I just want to remind you that if you want to fuck his second uncle, then you are also gay."

"..."

"It's still grandfather and grandson love."