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    Chapter 322 Fanwai "Xue Meng's Mysterious Rich Woman on a Blind Date (1)"

    The owner of Ma Zhuang of Taobao Villa has recently developed a magic tool that is popular in the world of self-cultivation - the scroll of worry relief.

    Eight golden characters are written on the instruction manual:

    The artifact is in hand, and the marriage is worry-free.

    When Xue Meng first heard this magic weapon, he was practicing the sword at Wujianping at the top of the dead. He took a white handkerchief, wiped the Dragon City clean, turned his face angrily, and said to the Taobao Villa disciple who recommended him: "What a mess, why did the pick-up horse recommend this junk to me?"

    "Uh, this... We, Master Ma, said that Sect Master Xue, you work hard day and night, and you probably don't have time to go out and meet various female cultivators. He has received a lot of advice from your master, Master Chu, and refined the magic tools in the past two years. It's getting better and better, so I thought that I must reward the top of the dead... This worry-relief scroll was created for the head of Xue."

    Xue Meng was furious, and Longcheng Huaguang flashed, splitting the white handkerchief: "It's made for me? It's ridiculous. Do I look like I'm short of women?"

    The disciples of Taobao Villa cautiously went back and forth to scrutinize the flamboyant head of Qi Yuxuan, Xue Sect. After swallowing, he said cautiously, "If you don't have a man, you can also find a man, as long as you have fate..."

    Missing, missing men?

    Xue Meng was stunned, his face was blue with anger, he returned to the scabbard, stood in the Wujianping hunting breeze, and said angrily: "come!"

    "Master, here!"

    Xue Mengjun raised his eyebrows and said sternly: "Give me a guest!"

    "Yes!"

    Xue Meng's guest is not wrong at all. Of course, it is impossible to only know a good female partner and lover. It is true that Ma Zhuang master developed this "relief scroll", and it is also true that the worry relief scroll can match monks with immortal companions, but it is a big lie to say that Ma Zhuang was developed for Xue's head.

    He La Xuemeng joined the group, and its purpose was very simple, there was only one——

    Attract female nuns.

    After the Battle of the Sky Crack, the pattern of the cultivation world has undergone earth-shaking changes, and the top of the dead has become one of the leading factions in the Kyushu mainland. Many lists in the "Unknown List" have been reshuffled. Before accidentally entering many rankings, he became the dream lover of the girls.

    As a widely down-to-earth businessman, the owner of Ma Zhuang must be very concerned about the best-selling booklet "Unknown List". So, on a dark and windy night for a month, the owner of Ma Zhuang happily digs his feet and eats melons happily while flipping through the latest rankings, making a tsk tsk tsk.

    "No. 1 on the Heroes List, Chu Wanning. Current status: retreat."

    "Second in the Heroes list, Mo Weiyu. Current status: Same as above."

    Pajipaji spit out a bunch of watermelon seeds, and the owner of Ma Zhuang and his confidants sighed: "Hey, if you say these two are single, then we try to drag them in too, I don't know how many girls we can attract. It's a pity to repair madly grabbing the 'relief scroll'." Biquge TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/

    After saying that, he also showed the other party the small portrait of Chu Wanning painted on the book: "Look, I didn't feel it before, but the more I look at it, the more attractive it is. Look at this Master Chu, how dao bone fairy style, how handsome. Alas. "..." The more I thought about it, the more unwilling I became, and finally I simply said, "How about we discuss with Master Mo, say a few more words of kindness in front of him, and ask him to let his master come out to pimp us?"

    The subordinate said obediently: "Master, if you ask Zongshi Chu to pimp us, aren't you afraid of Zongshi Mo's schizophrenia?"

    "..." The lovely owner of Ma Zhuang touched his neck and felt a little cold, "You are right, then let's change the object."

    After pondering over a cup of tea, the owner of Ma Zhuang has a new goal: "How do you think we drag Mei Hanxue in?"

    The subordinate said obediently: "Master, our scroll position is to stay together for a lifetime, but if Mei Xian grows up, it will become an overnight romance. It shouldn't be, we are serious businessmen."

    "What are you thinking! I'm talking about the bigger one."

    "Aren't you afraid of the little one pretending to be the big one? He has done this a lot."

    "……Right."

    I pondered a cup of tea again.

    "Then why don't Jiang Xi, he is good-looking, he can bring money to join the team, and he is very smart."

    The subordinate continued to be obedient: "But he is a black businessman. You are a decent and kind person, it is best not to do business with a person like him, and you will lose everything. And his temper, if you know that you will use him as bait , to attract female nuns to buy a worry-relieving scroll, I am afraid that you will be turned into an adult and left in a pigsty on a lonely moon night to spend your youth with a sow." Recommended reading Biquge TV https://m.biqugetv.com/https:/ /www.biqugetv.com/

    The owner of Ma Zhuang smiled and touched the confidant dog's head: "Little brother, I like your outspoken and honest appearance."

    After flipping back and forth several times, finally the owner of Ma Zhuang said: "Or... let's drag Xue Meng. Although he has no name on the rich list, nor does he have a name on the height list, at least the appearance list is still in the front. And he is the new head of the family, besides, he should be the age to talk about marriage... Let's try it? Send someone to talk to him. "

    Since then, there is the nonsense phrase of the disciples of Taobao Mountain Villa, "quietly ask the head, if there is no shortage of men".

    Xue Meng, head of Xue was very angry.

    His lungs are about to explode - does he look like a man missing? If it is missing, it is also the man who lacks him - ah! It's not right for a man to lack him! He was about to be pissed off!

    You must know that since Xue Meng took over as the head, his temper has somewhat restrained, and it is rare for everyone at the top of the dead to see him still so angry. So Elder Xuanji asked with concern: "Your Highness, what's the matter? But is there anything bothering you?"

    Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said: "I don't understand, there are many people who do not form a Taoist partner in the world, why does the surnamed horse miss me?"

    Elder Xuanji Bingxue was smart, and immediately understood that he was afraid that he might be hurt, and hurriedly said: "Your lord is the head of the sect, after all, he is attracting attention. It is normal to be stared at, so don't take it to heart."

    Xue Meng said angrily: "Then why didn't he pay attention to Jiang Xi?"

    "... Although the head of Jiang still has the same appearance, after all, his seniority and age are there. In fact, when he was young, he was not less missed."

    When Xue Meng heard it, he was even more sullen for some reason. He thought of his mother, and in addition to the pain in his heart, he couldn't help but imagine Jiang Yeshen's ignorance and cold-blooded appearance when he was young.

    But he didn't want to tell others about the secret between him and Jiang Xi, so he cursed in a low voice and changed the object: "Why doesn't the surnamed Ma care about Mei Hanxue?"

    Elder Xuanji smiled somewhat implicitly: "Your Highness, you are also aware of Mei Xianchang. If he wants to get married, I am afraid it will attract blood and rain in the upper and lower cultivation worlds."

    "..."

    "That, that, that—"

    For a long time, couldn't think of a third person who could shirk. When Xue Zhengyi urged him to get married, he could still move out Chu Wanning and Mo Ran as shields, but if they were mentioned again, it would only be It made him more and more desolate and bleak, all alone.

    Xue Meng's breath instantly choked on his chest like a big stone, and it was more and more impossible to smooth it out.

    Exasperated, his head started to hurt, and finally he simply said:

    "That doesn't make sense! Whether or not the head of the sect will marry, when will it be married, and what does it have to do with others! I have nothing to worry about! I'm leaving!"

    After saying that, he imitated his master and walked away proudly.

    Xue Meng sincerely hopes that this creation of the owner of Ma Zhuang will be lost.

    However, it backfired. Although he lacked his help, the "scroll for relief" became popular all over the country after a few months.

    Xue Meng was very angry about this: "What kind of world is this? People are so leisurely today?"

    "You can't say that." Elder Xuanji was very fair. "The first two months are New Year's Eve. Your lord, you know it. During this festival, the elders in the family must urge their children to get married in every possible way. The Ma Village Master's Worry Relief Scroll , I think it solves the urgent needs of many Jianghu children, and it is not surprising that it can be sold out of stock."

    "..."

    "And I heard that the scroll is very ingeniously made, even if it is not to find a partner, it is very interesting to play as a novelty."

    "for example?"

    "I can't tell." Xuanji said softly, "but Elder Greedy Wolf was bored and bought a prank. He said he was bored, but I went to his room ten times to look for him, and nine times he held him there. Scrolling."

    Xue Meng was very surprised: "Isn't the elder greedy wolf unintentional?"

    "Yeah. He didn't want to continue." Xuanji smiled slightly, "He's just a childish temper, and he likes to play fresh and play, so he uses that scroll to pass his time."

    "..."

    Greedy wolf like a child?

    Xue Meng silently did not speak. Xuanji and Greedy Wolf are elders who entered the scene of death and life almost at the same time. On weekdays, Greedy Wolf is always yin and yang, and he is not too close to others. He is even more incompatible with Chu Wanning. If so, it can also coax the greedy wolf into groaning.

    And the person who can calmly compare the mocking greedy wolf to a child is probably only Xuanji in the whole faction.

    Elder Xuanji smiled and said, "If you are curious, your lord, why don't you buy one and try it?"

    "...cough." Xue Meng cleared his throat and said arrogantly, "I am the master of the dignified faction, how can I be curious about such crappy objects. I won't try!"

    However, the next night.

    The Danxin Hall at the top of the dead and life is brightly lit, but the sandalwood door is closed left and right.

    Sect Leader Xue said that tonight he will retreat and practice, so that all the high-level disciples who are responsible for serving him are guarded outside the door. Unless the elder Yuheng is visiting from Nanping Mountain, otherwise the sky is falling and he is not allowed to come in to disturb him.

    The disciples greatly admired the head of Xue, who was sleeping at night. They were moved by the hard work of the head of Xue, and they all said that they would protect it with all their hearts, and there would be no difference.

    None of them knew that the head of Xue was sitting on the renovated high seat of the Danxin Hall at the moment, looking at the jade scroll he was holding in his hand solemnly. On the scroll were written four big characters:

    Relief Scroll.

    Yes, that's right, it's the hot-selling magic weapon of the owner of Ma Zhuang.

    Just arrived today.

    And in order to respect the Lord's face, Xue Meng deliberately placed a list in the name of Elder Xuanji.

    The young Sect Master Xue held the worry-relief scroll and looked at it left and right with great curiosity. This magical instrument is made of special jade material, and it is filled with abundant spiritual current. It can automatically appear in small letters with a faint golden light. From the appearance alone, it is very beautiful.

    Xue Meng then began to follow the annotations on the letter, silently recited the unsealing spell, and tried to start using this magical weapon that has swept the comprehension continent——

    "Upstairs, the broken lamp is accompanied by Xiaoshuang, and the one who sleeps alone gets up in the acacia bed. How many Acacia one-night stands, the corner of the earth is not long."

    After one line of miserable poems, new lines appeared on the jade slip:

    "Back to the earth in spring, even the swallows are paired up, Xianchang, are you still alone in the empty room?"

    Xue Meng: "..."

    Yujian: "Give Taobao Villa a trust, and give yourself a chance. Put aside the embarrassment of the matchmaker, narrow the distance between the upper and lower cultivation worlds, and relieve the worry scroll, so that you will no longer envy other people's flowers, for the sake of You have found your true love in the vast sea of ​​people."

    Xue Meng again: "..."

    Jade Slip: "Please, Immortal Chief, give yourself a name before using it."

    What?

    Still need a name?

    Xue Meng is an honest person, so he held it up and replied seriously: "My surname is Xue, my name is Xue Meng."

    Yu Jian did not respond.

    Xue Meng continued to add honestly: "You can also call me Xue Ziming."

    The jade slip reflected this time, and a line of gold characters appeared on it—

    The owner of Ma Zhuang warmly mentioned that when using scrolls, please use nicknames. Such as "pick-up horse", "East Wall Liu". This instrument is refined by the West Lake Taobao Villa with great effort. Please forgive me for rejecting any name similar to "Guyueye XX".

    When Xue Meng saw this, he frowned and muttered: "That Jiang Xi, has he robbed the business of the surname Ma again?"

    Whispering, Gu Yueyue's hatred has nothing to do with him anyway. Xue Meng saw that the orange cat left by his aunt was lying on the carpet and licking its claws, so he gave himself a name, and said to Yu Jian Said: "Then I'll call it Caibao." After that, he patted Daju's head, "I'm sorry, I'll use your name."

    Big Orange turned his face away indifferently and continued to lick his back.

    Xue Meng vaguely felt that the beast's eyes were full of contempt, as if he was implying something. After careful thinking, he suddenly realized that his mother's cat was called Caibao, and the whole life and death knew that if he had such a name, it would not be easy. Can be recognized? Very inappropriate.

    Xue Meng sighed and stroked the big orange: "Smart vegetable bag, or you think carefully."

    "Meow..."

    So Sect Master Xue thought about it carefully, and finally looked at the potted plants in the hall where his mother planted Du Ruo, and at the water town picture scroll his father used to hang on the wall, and finally gave himself a name that was nothing new—

    "My name is Wang Xiaoxue."

    The peak of life and death will not be named, it is indeed a lineage, from Xue Zhengyi to the teacher named "Xue Ya", then to the two peaks of "Aahah" and "Wahwawa", and then to the ink-burning Shenwu "God", Finally, Xue Meng's current nickname "Wang Xiaoxue."

    No one should laugh at anyone.

    Originally, the nickname of Wang Xiaoxue was ugly enough, but the jade slip also gave birth to a wonderful misunderstanding. After it received Xue Meng's nickname, a few new lines of gold appeared:

    Alright, Xianjun Wang Xiaoxue.

    Xue Meng: "..."

    Xue Meng: "???"

    Xue Meng: "What you said is a female name! I said my name is Wang Xiaoxue! My mother Wang Chuqing's king, my father Xue Zhengyi's Xue!"

    Yujian continued to flash the words: "The spell to change the name is being adjusted. I'm sorry, Xianjun Wang Xiaoxue, we can't change the name for the time being."

    Xue Meng was a little angry: "It's obvious that you heard it wrong, why can't you change it?"

    Yujian: "Xianjun, please don't be angry here, if you must change your name. I can transmit the sound for you, the owner of the horse, and ask him to modify it for you."

    ...he doesn't want to contact Ma Yun! !

    I can think of the owner of Ma Zhuang grinning and teasing him - is the head of Xue not autistic? Head Xue wants to open it? Does Sect Leader Xue lack men or women today?

    ...a nightmare.

    Xue Meng had to say: "Okay, let's do it, you say Wang Xiaoxue, then Wang Xiaoxue, your scroll is too bad, and it's just behind the ear."

    Yujian was not angry, but still gentle and judo: "Okay, Xianjun Wang Xiaoxue, in order to have a good understanding of your character, please follow the instructions of the worry-relief scroll and complete the following question and answer. After this, the scroll I will present you the most talented and beautiful person who matches you, and I wish you an early search for a good match and a pair of in and out."

    Xue Meng has no great interest in finding a good relationship in the early days, but he is quite curious about this huge cultivation world, and the worry-relief scroll will think who can get into his eyes.

    So Big Thorn said: "You ask."

    "First question, have you ever experienced emotional trauma?"

    Xue Meng touched his chin and replied: "No."

    "Second question, have you ever fallen in love with someone?"

    "No."

    "The third question, have you ever secretly admired others?"

    "No."

    "Fourth question, have you ever been confessed to?"

    "No."

    Yujian didn't ask any more questions this time, it paused hesitantly, but then a new line appeared: "Xianchang, please don't use the repetition spell to molest the scroll."

    "Who used repeated spells?!" Xue Meng was suddenly unhappy, "No, no, do I still have to make something out of nothing?"

    Yujian quickly said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong. The fifth question, how are you this year?"

    Xue Meng was reluctant to report his age, and said vaguely: "Just twenty."

    "Okay. Xianchang Wang Xiaoxue in your twenties, in the past twenty years of your career, you have never fallen in love with anyone, have never secretly admired others, have never been confessed by anyone, have never experienced emotional hurt."

    "Yes."

    Yujian: "Okay, Immortal Wang Xiaoxue. I'm going to ask the sixth question, but before I ask, I want to know whether you prefer a straightforward person or a bewildering person."

    Xue Meng raised his eyebrows and said: "Nonsense, of course I like straightforward people, who likes to be roundabout?"

    "Okay." Yujian asked very bluntly, "Sixth question, are you ugly?"

    Xue Meng: "……………………"

    After a few moments of silence, the high-level disciples outside the Danxin Hall could hear the sound of the head smashing things angrily, as well as Daju's terrified meowing.

    I have to say that Taobao Mountain Villa's art of refining has grown more and more over the years. The worry-relief scroll is still strong under Xue Meng's hammer. It is not damaged, and it is still very tenacious and continues to shine with golden text. Coaxing Sect Master Xue to answer some of the remaining questions. In the end, twenty leaf cards condensed by illusion appeared in the scroll, and they all floated into Xue Meng's hands one by one.

    No, those are not actually leaf cards. They just look like leaf cards. There is no cake tube painted on the card, but in a very psychedelic and hazy way, it describes the condition of the twenty monks.

    "Xianjun Wang Xiaoxue, who is not ugly but has been single for 20 years, congratulations, after my divination, the soul that fits you best in this world is hidden in these 20 leaf cards, waiting for you to discover. ."

    To be honest, Xue Meng does not believe in this evil.

    He felt that when he was in the color gourd, he could only see his own face, and no one in this world could enter his eyes. But he couldn't help his inner curiosity, so he couldn't wait to look at the twenty leaf cards.

    Sect Master Xue named himself "Xianjun Wang Xiaoxue", and naturally other people on the card wouldn't use their real names. The first one Xue Meng saw was a fairy named "Ruoying".

    The Anxiety Scroll describes her as follows:

    If the fairy is long, the mist is light and the robe is light, the pearl is shining on the body, the fragrance is faint, and the body is quiet and leisurely.

    This person has a lofty status, has a wealth of things in his family, is good at dealing with bad debts, is good at managing family business, and keeps himself clean and secluded. Although there are often people who flatter him, Ruo Yingxian has a reserved mind in his heart, and sees all kinds of temptations as nothing. It is a high mountain flower that everyone wants to pick, but it is difficult to pick.

    Hobbies: Cultivating flowers and plants, taking care of the sick.

    Just look at this one, the others haven't seen it yet, Xue Meng was shocked.

    This looks like a cold beauty who is all over the country. Moreover, it is still muddy and unstained, self-sufficient, not dependent on men, sensible housekeeping, kind-hearted... The most important hobby is actually similar to his mother, Madam Wang!

    How rare!

    As a 24-year-old son who worshipped his mother on the altar, Xue Meng believed since he was a child that if a girl has a temperament like Mrs. Wang, she will never go wrong when she is married.Just look at his grandmother to know how well he takes care of their father and son.

    I have to say that Xue Meng was actually a little moved.

    It's just that he still has some doubts. First, he doubts. Since there is such a rare fairy in the cultivation world, how could he have never heard of it?

    The second is a vaguely eccentric intuition.

    He held the leaf card with golden letters and read it again. Hey, it's really strange. The more he read, the more he felt that he really seemed to have seen a similar person somewhere.

    ...who is it?

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