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    Chapter 327 Fanwai "Xue Meng's Missing Young Woman on a Blind Date (2)"

    Xue Meng: "!!!"

    Hearing such words, Xue Meng, who had the same sense of justice as his master, also felt a strong shock and anger. A string of words like a flood, abandoning his wife, red apricot out of the wall, day and night, eating in the east and sleeping in the west, and so on, surged in his heart like a flood, and he said angrily: "This is too outrageous!"

    After thinking about the "disappearing from this world" that Leng Gong had just said in a fit of anger, he snorted, and sure enough, this girl has a strong tendency to self-mutilate.

    He must stop her from hurting herself like this!

    Xue Meng said indignantly: "Don't worry, what I don't like the most is this kind of people who are in the middle of the Qin Dynasty. They are wrapped in me. I will support the scene for you, and make sure that he is so angry that he vomits blood for three liters, and he regrets it!"

    After a pause, he said earnestly and angrily, "However, knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can help you win a hundred battles. You'd better explain your affairs to me clearly, so that I can have an idea first."

    Leng Gong frowned: "Our affairs are too difficult to tell. I can't tell for a while."

    "...Oh. Then why don't I just ask, you answer." Faced with such a poor woman, Xue Meng is rare and understanding, "If you can't say something, then let's skip it, what do you think? Sample?"

    Leng Gong thought for a while, then nodded: "Success. Let's just leave it like this."

    At this moment, their gudong pot and stir fry came up one after another.

    The two chatted while eating, Xue Meng said: "You talk about you and your Taoist companion first, how long have you known each other? What is the situation?"

    Leng Gong took a piece of chopsticks crispy and rolled garlic moss to fry the waist slices. After eating two bites, she put down the chopsticks and looked up at Xue Meng.

    "The matter between me and him is actually a bit vulgar, so I'll ask you if you're afraid."

    Xue Meng said: "There is nothing more shocking than my own life experience. You say it."

    Unexpectedly, Leng Gong is a gossip, and suddenly came over with interest: "Oh? Is it? What's your background?"

    Xue Meng: "...Are you still going to let me help you anger?"

    Leng Gong retracted her curiosity and coughed twice: "Okay, then just tell me."

    Then she spoke.

    The first sentence is really scary.

    "My good friend, he used to be my master."

    "..." Xue Meng suddenly thought of a not-so-pleasant experience. He picked up the teacup and took a sip silently, trying to suppress his shock.

    The second sentence is even scarier.

    "We got married a long time ago."

    Xue Meng Duancha's hand trembled a little, but he was still able to stabilize his position.

    Until the third sentence comes out -

    "We go to bed every day, before we get married, and after we get married, it's even more lewd, day and night."

    Xue Meng spit out a tea "poof": "Cough cough cough!!!"

    The worry-relief scroll said that Fairy Lenggong was "direct", but Xue Meng didn't expect her a girl's family to be so direct.

    But it wasn't over yet, Leng Gong was still talking endlessly: "He's not very good in bed, so I'm the only one who doesn't dislike him, because I'm very good in bed, so he gradually has a taste for the essence, although his mouth is very good. The boss said no, but he had to come to me violently three or four times every night, sometimes even seven or eight times, and we did it in the hot spring pool in the flower hall in the yard..."

    "Stop!" Xue Meng finally recovered from his cough. His ears were smoking, and while wiping the water he choked, he blushed and said, "You don't have to describe these details so clearly. I know you. Harmony between husband and wife is all there is to it.”

    "Okay. Our married life is very harmonious. We have to come here three or four times every night, sometimes even seven or eight times. Most people can't carry it, but I can. We have done the hot spring pool in the flower hall in the yard on the bed..."

    Xue Meng: "..."

    "Fuck." Leng Gong suddenly got angry when she said this. She slammed the table and shook her cups. "If we hadn't been able to have children, I'm afraid our children would have already been born, so what could happen to that bird man?"

    Xue Meng was startled. It turned out that this cold girl was taken advantage of by the tricky woman who came after because she couldn't have children.

    Thinking of it this way, his aunt is also in a physique that can no longer conceive a second child, but Xue Zhengyi doesn't dislike her at all, and has been with her for a lifetime. There are really too few men like his father in the world, so there are so many long-standing grudges and white heads as new.

    Xue Meng was very indignant and couldn't bear it, and asked: "Then have you tried to recuperate your body and asked for a doctor? Although Jiang Yeshen of Gu Yueye is not very good, his medical skills can still make do. ,you can"

    "Hmph, why not? Although others think it's impossible, but my life is in my absence, let alone in others. Since I want to have a baby with him, I don't care if he has it or not. So I once went to the door and asked Jiang Yeshen to ask. I wanted a way, but that little beauty surnamed Jiang was very stubborn, saying that it was something harmful, and she refused to give it to me.

    Xue Meng: "..."

    It's right that Jiang Xi doesn't know, but what's so beautiful about him? ? ? Where can it be related to the three words "little beauty"? ? ?

    But aside from the beauty's words, this story sounds a little familiar...

    Xue Meng thought about it, but couldn't remember it, so he didn't think about it anymore, only persuaded: "Jiang Yeshen that dog thief has always been ruthless, and he doesn't know the suffering of the world, he is a black businessman. Don't care about him. Then later What? What happened to the meddler who robbed you? Your master and you... er, since that kind of thing is quite harmonious, then he should love you, so why don't you empathize?"

    It's good that Leng Gong didn't mention this. When he mentioned this, he gritted his teeth more and more: "That's all because the other party took advantage of my absence, took advantage of opportunities, and took advantage of the emptiness, taking advantage of it and taking advantage of the ready-made cheap!"

    Xue Meng snorted and opened his eyes: "Is it the time when you were alone in the empty bed, and he came later?"

    Leng Gong gritted his teeth: "That's right."

    Miserable! As long as the new people laugh, where can hear the old people cry!

    Xue Meng was so angry that he slammed the table and stood up: "Where is Jiang Yeshen second? He can keep pace with Jiang Yeshen!"

    Leng Gong was curious again, tilted his head, and tapped unconsciously on the table with his long fingers: "You seem to know Jiang Yechen very well? Who are you?"

    "..." Xue Meng sat down dryly and poured himself a cup of tea, "I am his father."

    Leng Gong: "???"

    Xue Meng: "Oh, I'm angry. I have nothing to do with Jiang Yeshen. I will use him as an analogy. Who doesn't know that he is a scum in the comprehension world and a scum in the female cultivator." Bah." He took a sip.

    Leng Gong's purple-black eyes widened: "Really? How did I hear that he hates things between men and women the most? A row of women went to him to deliver letters of love, and a row of women could receive prescriptions for various diseases. He's still very upright, directly saying that people have 'adult acne' and 'fat limbs', is he playing with women?"

    Xue Meng opened his mouth and found that he was speechless and bitter, so he had to squat: "...No. I only say that his traitor is poor."

    "That's right."

    Xue Meng felt that he could no longer carry out this topic. His anger towards Jiang Xi was always uneasy, and he might say something if he continued. So he said: "Let's talk about your master, why did he leave you at that time? You can't bear him, why don't you take the initiative to chase?"

    "I can't bear him?" Leng Gong sneered, "Joke, I don't despise him at all."

    "..."

    After a while, I squinted at Xue Meng and asked reluctantly: "Cough, how do you see that I can't bear him?"

    "...It's not because of a person I know." Xue Meng's expression was subtle, seemingly embarrassed and annoyed and helpless, tangled for a long time, or said dryly, "His symptoms, tell the truth, with You look alike."

    "Really? What's the matter with him?"

    "When he was weak, he despised his master every day, thought that Shizun was indifferent, that Shizun did not treat him well enough for him to wear small shoes, and also said that he was not rare at all, didn't care, and didn't like it."

    Leng Gong listened with relish, and even started to eat peanuts: "Then what? Then what happened?"

    Xue Meng held his hands on his chest and rolled his eyes: "What else can I do, I regret it."

    "..."

    "Crying and shouting, rolling around and wanting people to come back, going up to the mountain and under the sea of ​​​​fire and pretending to be flattering to your grandson does everything you can." Xue Meng said, "So I advise you to stay in a line, and see you in the future, don't talk so much. ."

    Leng Gong didn't care, she leaned back, raised her chin, and sneered: "I won't cry and beg someone to come back. If I don't want him to go, there are other ways to keep him."

    Xue Meng saw that she was very uneasy. Although she couldn't bear it, she still stabbed her with a knife: "Then have you kept it?"

    The proud smile of Leng Gong was a little frozen.

    Another knife: "Aren't you still dumped?"

    Leng Gong's frozen smile slowly disappeared.

    Another knife: "Didn't he still hang out with others while you were away after he dumped you?"

    Leng Gong's disappearing smile gradually turned into an angry flame.

    Xue Meng said: "Look, if you had a good talk with him earlier, don't screw up and refuse to bow your head, he might not leave."

    Leng Gong seemed to be touched by something, and the flames of anger went out all of a sudden. Although she was tense, there was still a hint of pain in her eyes.

    After a while, she said, "...he was really forced by me to leave."

    "..."

    "But I didn't want him to go. I've been...I've been..."

    Pause for a moment, don't look too far, the eyes are a little red.

    Xue Meng suddenly panicked, ah, she didn't want to cry? He was so big, but he never knew how to coax a woman!

    Just as he was worried, he realized that he was just unfounded. After Leng Gong's eyes were red, he began to be ruthless and said stubbornly: "Let's go, what's so great. Can't I live if he's gone?"

    Xue Meng: "..."

    "Don't talk about it. I'm not happy when I say it." Leng Gong refilled himself a cup of tea, gulped it down, and said, "Come on! I'll talk to you about that stubborn scumbag."

    "Damn." Talking about this person, Leng Gong seems to have accumulated resentment for more than ten years. He raised his hand in anger and pointed his finger to say something, but because of the lack of words, he couldn't find any words to express his anger. Come, so he exhaled fiercely, "...I don't understand, how is he better than me?"

    Xue Meng: "...Your master thinks he is better than you?"

    Leng Gong angrily said: "He? If he dares to think that this fellow is better than me, I will let him suffer in bed!"

    Xue Meng was a little tired, and he rubbed his forehead: "Then you talk about it, if it is an outsider, such as me, I will think he is better than you?"

    Leng Gong then reluctantly began to think.

    After thinking about it for a long time, they all said gloomily: "It's worse than me."

    "..."

    "He and I are not from a bad background. But he doesn't seek to make progress, he is lazy, and I am self-sufficient and beat the world. After I slept with my master for one night, I can make him happy with ten tons of gold. Playing. He and Shizun seven times a night, and when they're done, they only take Shizun to eat at a small roadside shop with a large table of fifty cents. Damn! It's too angry, how can you say he is so thick-skinned? "

    "..." But your girl can say such things without being thin-skinned.

    Leng Gong didn't see Xue Meng's embarrassment at all, and said to himself: "I am promising, I have money, and I can support him. When my master was with me, he lived in a Chinese room, wore Chinese clothes, and had food and clothing. I will pay him the best price."

    Xue Meng was a little hesitant and a little difficult: "Your master is still a soft eater?"

    "Why do you say it's so ugly." Leng Gong said displeased, "A thousand dollars can't buy me happiness, as long as he is happy. But since he was with that person, he lived in a small shabby thatched hut and wore ordinary clothes. You have to grow your own food, and make your own food—it's horribly poor. Where do you think that man is like me?"

    Xue Meng has also seen many people who have separated from life and death. Hearing what he said, he pushed himself and others, and said: "Uh... In fact, this is not necessarily. Your master may not be willing to be raised by you. I will give it to you. For example, if you have a father, he is a good man, he has raised you for many years, and he is very good to you, but he is not the richest. Would you like him?"

    Leng Gong said without hesitation: "Yes."

    "Then you have another father..."

    "Why are you citing your father's example?" Leng Gong felt that the second monk was puzzled by the lack of Xue Meng's example. "You can't get along with your father?"

    Xue Meng's eyes widened: "I, I, and I are convenient for this example!" Continuing regardless, "You have another father, he is this person, people are not as good as your original father, and I didn't know you existed since I was a child. , is even more ruthless towards your mother, but he is so rich, will you like him?"

    Leng Gong was furious: "Of course I will cook him alive!"

    Xue Meng: "...That's not necessary. I'll tell you the truth. You think money can make him happy. In fact, what he wants may only be that you study with him or something..."

    Leng Gong thought about it for a while, and the more he thought about it, the worse his face became. Although he was still majestic, there was some grievance in his eyes.

    In the end he said sternly: "...I just don't know how to read, I just don't have the culture. I've been studying for ten years, but I can't compare to five years of traveling around. I only have money and good physical strength. He doesn't like it, What can I do."

    Xue Meng suddenly felt that he was like a wolf dog who was abandoned by his master and was thrown into the rain.

    Xue Meng sighed: "Don't say this. You can say something else."

    Leng Gong stubbornly said: "Others he is not as good as me."

    "……for example."

    "He's not as white as me."

    Looking at Xue Meng's suspicious eyes, Leng Gong said unhappily, "What are you looking at, I mean before, I am not so white now, the reasons are very complicated, I will not tell you."

    "Oh." Xue Meng said, "I don't want to hear it either. There's more."

    "He's not as good-looking as I am. His taste in clothes is very shabby."

    "He's not as direct as I am. It's very scheming."

    "He's not taller than me."

    Xue Meng didn't know why he felt that when Leng Gong said the last sentence, it meant that there was no silver and three hundred taels here.

    It's not a solution to ask like this, I'm afraid the final result is just to calculate how many sentences Leng Gong can create with "he doesn't have me" as the beginning. And Xue Meng discovered that this cold palace woman lacked the ability to reflect on herself-asking her about the advantages of others, she couldn't tell. Ask her about her own shortcomings, and she can't answer.

    He had to ask another way.

    So Xue Meng had an idea and said to Leng Gong: "You don't think it's clear enough. Or, let's just play a game?"

    "Oh? What game?"

    "From now on, assuming I'm your master, I'll make some requests to you. You can interpret it for me according to your reaction and the reaction of the guy who dug your corner. Do you think it's true?"

    Leng Gong: "...I didn't expect you to look young enough to be able to play."

    After thinking for a moment, he said, "Okay, but I've made one thing clear to you. You don't want to covet me when I'm a master, and you'll be swaying in your heart. You want to take advantage of the opportunity of pretending to be my master to take advantage of me. I won't talk to you. in bed."

    Xue Meng was stunned and completely exploded: "I'm fucking helping you! What are you thinking about! Who wants to take advantage of you?! Take back your vulgar words! Don't say the word bed in the future!"

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    Xue Meng then frowned: "Also, it is a late bloomer, not an early bloomer! Don't use idioms indiscriminately!"

    "Huh?" Leng Gong's expression was a little reluctant, "Is it? This kind of thing... If you don't take advantage of the shape of your youth, how can you get bigger later?"

    Xue Meng: "??? What are you talking about, I can't understand a word. Forget it, I know that you have less reading and I have convinced you. Don't talk about this, let's start the show."

    After speaking, he cleared his throat: "I started to ask questions."

    Leng Gong came to some energy, she sat up straight.

    "Let the horses come."

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