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    Speaking and acting.

    The two men immediately straightened their postures and pulled away.

    Xue Meng said: "Listen. I am your master now. You, you are still you. We only have these spicy stir-fries and spicy gudong pots in front of us, and we can't order other dishes. What will you do?"

    Leng Gong said concisely: "Smash the store."

    "..."

    "Smash it until they're willing to cook non-spicy dishes."

    "..."

    When she said that, she planned to start the show. She first glanced at Xue Meng: "You are pretending to be my master at this moment, right?"

    Xue Meng: "...Yes."

    "Okay. So what do you want to eat?"

    The person who did not eat spicy food most contacted by Xue Meng was Chu Wanning, so he casually reported a few things according to Chu Wanning's taste: "I want crab powder lion head, sweet and sour fish, green vegetable tofu, lotus cake."

    Leng Gong was stunned when he heard the words: "What's your taste..."

    Xue Meng: "What?"

    "...It's nothing." Leng Gong said, "You sit here, I'll go down."

    Xue Meng hurriedly said: "Don't smash the store!"

    "You really don't change your temper, and plead for others everywhere." Leng Gong narrowed his eyes in a playful manner, "Okay, it's okay if you don't smash it, then I'll go directly to the cook."

    "What are you doing with the cook?"

    "Give him two choices." Leng Gong sullenly said, "Make the dishes I want, don't put his peppers."

    "Is there another option?"

    "He puts his peppers, and I chop his brains."

    Xue Meng's mouth twitched: "..."

    This is a poet.

    The poet Leng Gong said simply and neatly: "I'm going."

    Xue Meng saw that she was really going to go down, and she was so dizzy: "It's just a show! What are you doing? Okay! Don't play yourself, and change your digging. If it's him, what will he do?" Finished He hurriedly raised his hand and added, "If he also smashes restaurants or wants people's heads, you don't have to act!"

    "What kind of restaurant can he smash." Leng Gong rolled his eyes, "He cherishes his good reputation like a bird cherishes Mao, you wait, I'll show it to you."

    It was a blink of an eye that the cold palace changed her face. She didn't go to Liyuan to sing, it was a big loss to the fandom circle.

    In just an instant, her aura changed. The exposed wildness and publicity were fully absorbed into her bones. The person was still the same person, but she seemed extremely calm and reserved, tolerant and considerate.

    She glanced at Xue Meng tenderly, and when she opened her mouth, the slightly hoarse voice made Xue Meng's back goosebumps: "Master..."

    "..." Xue Meng was caught off guard with such a style of painting. When he was stiff, he immediately shouted, "Stop! Stop! You let me slow down first, I, I... I will adapt to it first!"

    Leng Gong smiled, with a deep pear vortex on his cheek, and hummed: "Naughty, right? I said that he is not direct, obviously he wants to eat meat, but he has to push three and four in his mouth, and it is not as refreshing as I am. You, yes It's time to take it easy, there will be more numbness in a while."

    Xue Meng: "..."

    Slowly, Xue Meng suddenly discovered a problem: "Wait, the person you said is a sanctimonious digger, how can she call you a master?"

    "Can't you?"

    "Is she also your master's apprentice?"

    "yes."

    Xue Meng stayed for a while, and suddenly lowered his head and began to count his hands, muttering while counting: "One, two, three, no, this can't be counted as two people..."

    Leng Gong looked at him inexplicably. After a while, he couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

    Xue Meng shook his head: "It's inconvenient to say, I'm just thinking, if I want to accept apprentices in the future, it feels a bit dangerous, especially if I'm so good-looking..."

    After speaking, he sighed again: "Hey, it's not me, your competitor, her tone of calling your master is too stupid. If someone calls me that, I will definitely not be able to eat."

    Leng Gong Papa applauded him: "Well said!"

    Xue Meng said curiously: "Do you usually call him something, but also call the master? But the tone of your call to the master doesn't seem to be so arrogant."

    Leng Gongyi waved his hand: "I usually have a different name from him."

    "Then what do you call him?"

    "Call your name directly."

    "That's still normal for you."

    "Or baby."

    "...I take back what I just said." Xue Meng held his forehead with a headache. "Okay, let's continue, you continue to act. Your master, I have a headache now."

    Leng Gong blinked his eyes, but he entered the play very quickly. Seeing him holding his forehead, he immediately asked thoughtfully, "Do you want it?"

    Xue Meng: "..."

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    Xue Meng: "...No. I'm angry."

    "Ah." Leng Gong opened his eyes slightly, his voice still soft, "Is there something wrong with me that makes you unhappy?"

    Xue Meng's face was slightly green, but he couldn't help it after a while. "Ah" shouted: "No! Still no! Stop, stop, stop!"

    The head of Liyuan, the young lady in the cold palace, was addicted to acting, and when the show was in full swing, she couldn't stop, and she still said affectionately: "I'm always stupid, and sometimes I want to please the master, but in the end I always make you not. I'm happy. Master... you take care of me, don't ignore me."

    Xue Meng rolled his eyes and looked almost disgusted.

    At this moment, he suddenly admired Mei Hanxue a little bit. Think about it, he was only dealing with a young woman, and he had already used eighteen martial arts, exhausting all his patience. At this moment, he even needed to see if he had any The talent of singing - what kind of ability does Mei Hanxue have to play the flowers for so many years and still play freely?

    In just one month, he can have beautiful hair on the temples! !

    This young woman was also very emotional: "Is Shizun unhappy because he is not used to the food here? It doesn't matter, if this is the reason, then I will go downstairs to find the cook now." Ge TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/

    Xue Meng fought a carp very well, and he grabbed her: "Hey, hey! What about not smashing the store? Let me tell you, I can't allow you to do evil in the world of impermanence!"

    "Huh?" Leng Gong slightly widened those beautiful eyes, and then smiled, "What are you thinking. The master here is not good at cooking non-spicy food, how could I embarrass others? I took silver taels and went down. Give the cook a few ingots, and ask him to lend me the small kitchen, and I will cook the dishes you want with my own hands."

    Her voice was good at first, but it slowed down at this time, and it was soft like gurgling water: "I remember, Master is going to eat crab dumplings, sweet and sour fish, green vegetable tofu, and lotus cake today."

    "The crab flour should be freshly prepared crab roe, the sweet and sour fish should be fragrant with Zhenjiang vinegar, the green vegetables and tofu should be the freshest vegetables, and the rose bean paste in the lotus cake is the most delicate. But these stores may not have them, I may go to the market later. Check it out in the market. It will take a little longer."

    Leng Gong said, raised his hand and touched Xue Meng's head lightly - although it was just a sway of the void, it was not really touched: "I will add another bowl of lotus root flour dumplings to the master, don't be angry. You wait for me, I will be there as soon as possible. return."

    Xue Meng was still having goosebumps and did not speak. Suddenly, the small bamboo door of the elegant seat was pulled open.

    He turned his head, and before he could see the face of the visitor, a vine whip swirling with tyrannical golden light had swam out like lightning, crossed his forehead in an instant, and hit Leng Gong's hand directly!

    "Clap" to the fire!

    Leng Gong groaned in pain and was about to have an attack, but when he saw the willow vine, he was startled: "You—?"

    Xue Meng was also shocked and lost his voice: "How can it be... Tian, ​​Tianwen?!"

    The next moment, a man stepped into the compartment with a cold face. He was born with sword-like eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a straight nose and thin lips, his black hair tied into a ponytail, and a plain white silk robe with flowing silver light. His appearance is like an immortal, but his momentum is as fierce as thunder. Who is Chu Wanning, who is not the master of Tianwen?

    Because Xue Meng was wearing the phantom sachet of the owner of Ma Zhuang, Chu nightning did not recognize him for a while, but only glanced at him and turned his eyes back to the "cold palace". At this moment, Beidou Xianzun's cold brows and elegant face was full of impatience, and when he opened his mouth, sparks flew everywhere.

    "Mo Weiyu, how long are you going to make a fool of yourself?"

    Xue Meng turned his head and opened his mouth: "Mo Momo...you are Momomo..."

    Ta Xianjun interrupted him impatiently: "Mo Momo, Mo, you are tall, you stutter? I'm not Master Mo. Don't yell at me."

    Is there any difference? ? ! !

    Xue Meng only felt that the sky was covered with dark clouds, and the wind and thunder were surging. And when he recalled the previous conversation between him and "Leng Gong", he felt that a thunderbolt smashed directly into the sky, and it struck him with all kinds of meat, eight elements and five thunders.

    Omg! What did they say! !

    He actually said that Chu Wanning's human face and beast heart is Chen Shimei in the cultivation world! It is said that Chu Wanning is the same despicable and shameless person as Jiang Xi! !

    He, he, he actually showed mercy from the standpoint of a close brother. He listened to Mo Weiyu describe in detail those Wushan Yunyu that he didn't want to know, and he had done hot springs in bed and flower halls. Who will rescue him and give him one? Forget worry Dan! Even what Jiang Xi gave him can now swallow it without blinking his eyelids! !

    Stepping Xianjun was slapped by Tianwen, but Chu nightning originally just wanted to interrupt his random touch of the "little girl".

    However, the most humble person is invincible, and the broken skin Tread Xianjun forcefully squeezed out the blood from the broken skin, and deliberately showed the bleeding place to Chu nightning. And infinitely erotic and exaggerated, he came close to his lips, and stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick it threateningly: "Very good, Chu nightning. You are really arrogant and daring."

    Chu nightning: "..."

    "The blood you let this seat shed today will be remembered in my heart. In the future, I will definitely give you some hardships and let you..."

    The sky question in Chu Ning's palm was hissing fire again, and he narrowed his eyes: "Is it finished? Do you want to come again for a second time?"

    Stepping Xianjun was furious: "Chu nightning! Don't rely on this seat to control you now, you will be arrogant and arrogant! If you dare to use Tianwen again, this seat will"

    The phoenix eyes narrowed dangerously, and Chu nightning sighed, and said: "So what?"

    Stepping on Xianjun slapped the table: "This seat will let you hold two for three years!"

    "..."

    This terrifying conversation made Xue Meng feel helpless that he could not die immediately.

    Why was he by the side when his cousin threatened to kill his master, and after so long, this time when his cousin made similar lies, he was still there? God! He doesn't want to hear such a conversation at all, okay?

    After all, Chu nightning overestimated the integrity of stepping on Xianjun and his own face. His face suddenly turned blue, and he glanced at Xue Meng a little overwhelmed, and then lowered his voice angrily: "...you just don't know. Shame, it's ridiculous! Don't go back with me!"

    "Go back? Hmph. Why do you want to go back?" Ta Xianjun said coldly, "This world is all from this seat. What's wrong with this seat?"

    He said that he dragged Xue Meng, patted his shoulder, and said to Chu nightning: "Come on. Let me introduce you, this is the new love of this seat, who is called... cough... who is called that..."

    He originally wanted to make up titles like "Linjiang Fairy" and "Jade-faced Girl", but in fact, according to the books he ate when he was bored when he lived alone, he could still make up such titles, but the problem was that Since Treading Xianjun returned to Nanping Mountain, his life has become more colorful.

    He no longer has to stay alone in the Wushan Hall, and he no longer has to be lonely enough to pass the time by reading and practicing martial arts. He is in a good mood and can do a lot of things. This directly led to the way of stepping on Xianjun's way of cultivating his sentiments from the white snow in the spring and falling back to the Xialiba people. Those "Book of Changes" and "Book of Songs" that he had read when he was alone in the Wushan Temple, he never wanted to turn it over again, anyway, Chu night Ning came back Now, he wanted to see how many times the man wrote "My heart is a gangster, I can't turn it around", and he could do it. He didn't have to fish for the broken reflection of the old man from those thick scrolls, and he didn't have to search for a sentence from the past. Chu nightning said the words and felt ecstatic and sad.

    The full-fed Emperor Ta Immortal once again fell into depravity. In addition to "Unknown List", the only books he read this year were "Bai Tang Yan: Anthology of Love", all ten sets of thread-bound collector's editions.

    So he racked his brains to search and scrape his stomach and finally made a decision, took Xue Meng, and introduced his hand majestically: "It is called the unparalleled wave of the world - Long Aotian."

    Chu nightning: "..."

    Xue Meng's face was blue for a moment, and the green one was even more exciting than his master. He was furious: "Bah! Cover your grandfather! You, you are a hooligan who can't spit out ivory in his dog's mouth! I, I, I don't... I'm not..." He stuttered in anger and couldn't explain it clearly, he couldn't speak, so he just started, wanting to untie the phantom sachet directly.

    But who would have thought that when he came out in the morning, he would owe his money for a while and tie a dead end to himself!

    The guy who stepped on Xianjun didn't know who he really was, thinking that he was still willing to help himself to be mad at Chu Wanning, so he stepped on him and got close to Xue Meng's ear and tried to bribe with money: "Cooperate, lose My sweetheart is him. I'll give you a big red envelope when I'm mad at him, not to mention a hundred golden leaves."

    Xue Meng shouted angrily, and simply cast a spell to shatter the phantom sachet.

    After returning to his original shape, he took out the Longcheng machete, kicked over the chair, held the knife and rushed towards Ta Xianjun, and shouted angrily:

    "Mo Weiyu!! You're not a human! You're a dog!!! Who are you saying is unparalleled! Who are you calling Long Aotian!!! You still dare to be angry with Master!! Don't hide!! I am today I, I, I, I must kill you!!!!"

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