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    After that, Xue Meng met seven or eight people one after another, but the other party was not much uglier than he imagined after unwrapping the sachet, or the two of them had already quarreled that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas nirvana before unwrapping the sachet. Hate to strangle each other to death.

    Therefore, Xue Meng gradually became suspicious of Ma Zhuang's magic weapon, and the suspicion became deeper and deeper.

    Finally, when he met the eleventh cultivator, the other party said tenderly: "People really like Ta Xianjun, they want to be a queen for him, but they can't be a concubine. I heard that Ta Xianjun especially likes children, so I am too. I especially like children. I think the two of us must be a match made in heaven. If he is willing to marry someone, they can give birth to him every year until he is satisfied~" When Xue Meng collapsed.

    Not only collapsed, but also angry.

    "You woman! Don't you, don't you know what the relationship between Mo Ran and Master Chu is?!"

    "I know." The woman Tao Taoran covered her face shyly, "But people are virtuous and virtuous, so they won't be jealous of Master Chu, and they are willing to give birth to children for Master Chu, hee hee hee."

    Xue Meng angered and flipped the table: "You are so beautiful, shameless!!!"

    The nun's eyes widened: "How can you scold people?"

    "Not only did I scold you, but if you say that you covet Master Chu, I can still beat you!"

    "you dare!"

    "Why don't I dare! What's more, do you have a bad mind? You like stepping on Xianjun, what are you playing with worry-relieving scrolls to waste other people's time, if you have the ability, go to Nanping Mountain to block him!"

    The female cultivator was furious. She rolled up her sleeves and swept away her previous charming appearance. She was extremely fierce: "Damn! Do you think the old lady has not blocked it? The old lady was in ambush in Nanping Mountain for seven days and seven nights, you know!" Recommended reading Biquge TVhttps: //m.biqugetv.com/https://www.biqugetv.com/

    "...you're fucking sick!"

    "You're sick! You don't understand the power of love at all!" She said, her eyes suddenly blurred, "Ah, you don't know, that evening, I finally waited for him, he came out from behind the fence and looked at him. Glancing at me—we looked at each other, and at that moment, there was a bang in my head, fireworks exploded, and I even thought about which sect the child would worship in the future!"

    The girl described herself passionately, as if she was caught in the sweetness of her memories and couldn't help herself: "At that time, I rushed over excitedly and told him—"

    Xue Meng said incredulously: "Do you just tell him that you like him?"

    "How can you, looking at your barren imagination, it's no wonder that you were run on a blind date." The girl rolled Xue Meng's eyes, "It must be shocking, stimulating, using exaggerated rhetoric, and a sentence will attract his attention. And curious! Got it! So I told him—"

    She took a deep breath and spit out four words: "I'm pregnant."

    Xue Meng: "...???"

    "Does this have anything to do with ink burning???"

    "Of course there is. It's his eyes, his eyes that impregnated me," she explained sympathetically.

    "..." He was shocked by her madness for a long time, and he didn't know what to say, and finally asked in fear, "Then will the ink burn pay attention to you?"

    "Of course, I successfully used these four words to attract the attention of the emperor. He is so enthusiastic, and he is not at all different from the cold attitude in the rumors. He is even willing to take the responsibility!"

    Xue Meng was shocked again: "What, what? He, he... what did he say?"

    The girl shyly covered her face and said: "He asked me if I need an abortion? Twelve taels of silver kicked, and you are not allowed to tell Chu Wanning."

    "..."

    Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice, and finally couldn't help: "Hahahahaha!!!"

    "What are you laughing at! He is willing to kick me! Fate is destined! As long as my heart is sincere enough, I don't believe that I can't meet Xianjun!"

    Xue Meng smiled and stood up and moved his muscles and bones: "Okay, come and come, I will now come to step on Xianjun and kick you a second time!"

    "what"

    In the process of such a bleak and bleak blind date, Xue Meng finally couldn't stand it. Under the pseudonym "Taobao Villa Ruining My Youth", he left one hundred negative comments on the "Cultivation Instrument List" on the Worry Relief Scroll. This magic weapon made by horses.

    However, what Xue Meng never expected was that because he wrote too wholeheartedly and too passionately, it caused the cultivators to scramble to read-

    Of course, it's a joke.

    There were even black market merchants who specially copied his bad reviews and compiled a book. Since it was officially published and sold on August 18, the black-hearted booksellers directly named the book "818".

    The index of the book looks like this:

    "August 18: My Beautiful Little Daddy"

    "August 18: My Savage Cousin"

    ...

    All kinds of.

    The unfortunate unfortunate incidents of others can always arouse the interest of the neighbors, so "August 18" became the most beautiful black book in the market for a while, and many people even called for "Taobao Mountain Villa to destroy my youth". Men should have more blind dates to bring more happiness to everyone.

    Fortunately, this book was soon banned by Jiang Xi.

    Jiang Yechen stared at the words "beautiful little daddy" with extremely gloomy eyes: "It's all a mess, burn me."

    "Yes! Sect Master!"

    The dog-legged disciples of Gu Yueyue immediately bought back all the "August 18" on the market, dug a hole in the suburbs of Yangzhou, and burned it to the ground.

    "August 18" was burnt, but the worry-relief scroll became more and more out of stock. Xue Meng was still angry. In the end, a real-name letter was secretly repaired and the owner of the Ma Zhuang angrily cursed us for being diligent, lovely, kind, and innocent. .

    But in fact, the core meaning is just one-

    Pick up the horse! You bastard! What magic weapon are you? Aren't you hurting anyone! I tell you that if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I will cut off relations with your Taobao Villa at the top of my life! You don't want to get my master's mecha map again! ! what! ! !

    The diligent, lovely, kind and naive owner of Ma Zhuang was happily counting money when he received this letter.

    Where is this going! ?

    It is a small matter to break the constant communication, and it is also a small matter for the sender of the letter to be Xue Meng. The major event is that there are guests who are so dissatisfied with his masterpiece!

    Oh my god, that "August 18" isn't Gu Yueyue's self-directed and self-acted fictional story to compete viciously with him? There are people in the world who really hate him so much!

    The owner of Ma Zhuang was sad and choked up.

    And also a little gloomy.

    He will never allow any guests in the world who are dissatisfied with his carefully refined "scroll for relief"! no way! ! !

    So the owner of Ma Zhuang resorted to his lore - after Shou.

    The group after the birthday is a collective name for the disciples cultivated by Taobao Villa, and they are generally female disciples with soft voice, beautiful appearance and good temperament. The spiritual goal set by the owner of Ma Zhuang for them is: "A conversation can make the guest waiter live longer, and a smile can make a deep friendship."

    Abbreviation, Shouhou.

    Given that Xue Meng was so angry, the serious and serious owner of the Ma Zhuang attached great importance to him. He did not dare to neglect, so he immediately ordered the elders of the villa to go out in person and go to the top of life and death to pour tea and pour water for the head of Xue, pinching his waist and beating. Legs, in a word, mean one thing:

    We must do everything possible to restore Xue Meng's goodwill and satisfy the customer!

    However, the newly appointed Shouhou Elder Bu Shenqi did not have the deep consciousness of the Ma Zhuang owner. She is a young, soft, timid, and beautiful female cultivator who loves to act like a spoiled child. She actually has great fear in Xue Meng, who was once ranked second in the arrogance list. She didn't want to be beaten by the head of Xue at all...

    Miss Bu was tangled and sad for a while, so she told a cultivator she had met recently on the "Resolving Anxiety Scroll".

    It's no wonder that Miss Bu is poking out of everything, it's because the fairy named "Wangmei Quenching Thirst" feels too reliable for her. It's gentle, steady, funny, but not frivolous. The intimacy and provocation in his words, one more point is greasy, one point less is dull, it is like Fang Wen good tea, everything is just right.

    And also very understanding and helpful.

    "Wangmei Quench Thirst" heard that Miss Bu had encountered such a problem, and after thinking for a while, sent her this message:

    "You don't have to worry, I'll settle this matter for you."

    Bu Shenqi was immediately shocked and moved: "Really?"

    On the jade slip, Xianchang Wangmei's tone was as gentle and considerate as before: "Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to chase after a horse. Don't worry, leave the head of Xue to me, and I will definitely make him happy."

    On this day, Xue Meng was personally cleaning the ashes of the red lotus waterside, and suddenly a disciple came to report the news-

    "Report! Sect Master! Someone in Taobao Villa is asking to see you!"

    Xue Meng had a headache recently when he heard the words of Taobao Mountain Villa. He wiped the file left by Chu Wanning and threw it into the bamboo small tube. He said angrily: "Let him get out!"

    "Yes, it's a woman!"

    "What happened to the woman?" The blind date during this period of time has made Xue Meng reconfirm a truth. Whether it is a man or a woman, it is a virtue to hate it. "The woman also let her go! I will no longer accept Taobao Villa. Let them die as soon as possible and let them die as soon as possible!"

    Said and started to wipe Chu Wanning's piano table.

    "Also, you ask her to tell Ma Yun that even if I can only do business with Jiang Yechen in the future, I will never deal with his family! Look at what they are doing! It's really annoying!"

    The little disciple pitifully endured the sect's anger, and finally said aggrieved: "But, but the other party said that he is the post-birth disciple of Taobao Villa."

    "After the birthday disciple?" Xue Meng frowned, "What is that?"

    Little Disciple: "I heard that I'm here to apologize..." After swallowing, he continued, "Ren Jun is round and flat, I'm laughing like a flower, and I will send you to vent until you are no longer angry, and she will leave. "

    "..."

    Xue Meng said in his heart, isn't that a wooden stake in the martial arts field?

    The slander returned to the slander, since it was to apologize, Xue Meng finally reluctantly went out to meet her. Before leaving, he also instructed the disciples who were guarding the red lotus water pavilion: "Hey, I've cleaned half of the piano table, don't move it, and I'll continue to clean it when I come back."

    After the guard disciple assured him for the 100th time that he would not even dare to move a speck of dust from the red lotus, Xue Meng then threw the rag away with confidence.

    When he arrived at the Danxin Hall, he saw a strange female cultivator in the center of the hall. The female cultivator was wearing a white-gold dress, her long hazel hair was tied up with a white jade hairpin, and the ends were slightly curled. Her skin was fairer than snow, and even under such light and shadow, it still seemed to emit a soft light. .

    She was squatting and teasing the orange cat vegetable bun, but the fat cat, who usually looked down on people, liked her uncharacteristically.

    Hearing the movement, the girl after the birthday turned her head, and when she saw Xue Meng, she immediately got up and smiled very tenderly and shyly.

    "Ah, it's Sect Leader Xue, I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

    Xue Meng: "..."

    Huh? Why does this person look familiar?

    Xue Meng looked at her back and forth to make sure that she was not wearing any phantom sachets. It should not be the illusion that the illusion made herself, or she was familiar.

    Her complexion is white, her pupil color and hair color are a little light, her facial features are very straight and deep, she was originally a very stunning and immortal appearance, but she has a pair of affectionate and smiling eyes. Fairy charm.

    Xue Meng is an extremely picky person. From his birth to the present, there is no other woman who can meet the word "beautiful" in his eyes, except for his mother Mrs. Wang.

    But after this birthday, I have to say that Xue Meng feels that although she is not good-looking, she is not bad.

    The two looked at each other for a while, and when the girl smiled and planned to introduce herself further, Xue Meng suddenly raised her hand and said to her: "Wait a minute."

    He walked to the side again and said to the little disciple, "Come here."

    As soon as the little disciple approached, Xue Meng lowered his voice and asked: "Are you sure this birthday is a serious apology?"

    The little disciple did not know why: "Yes, yes."

    Xue Meng said solemnly: "Will it be Ma Yun who wants to make a beauty plan, through despicable means, let me give up to defend the victims of the worry-relieving scroll."

    "..."

    The little disciple thought to himself, isn't the only victim of the worry-relief scrolls you? Except for you, everyone had a great time.

    And "August 18" is also very nice!

    Thinking about it, life still matters.

    The little disciple squeezed his fist and encouraged Xue Meng: "Headmaster, justice will be late but not absent, don't use beauty tricks to pick up the guest, even if the thirty-six tricks are finished, you are the upright head of Xue! Believe! You can do it yourself!"

    After listening to Xue Meng, he was greatly inspired and moved. He patted the little disciple's shoulder: "You are right! Real gold is not afraid of fire, good men are not afraid of women's entanglement, I let her grind me, and I will never change me. The attitude! And I want to alienate her, indifferent to her, embarrass her, let her retreat, and leave the peak of life and death as soon as possible!"

    After he finished speaking, he turned his head and said aggressively to Shouhou:

    "What's your name?"

    "Me?" The Shouhou girl smiled slightly and said, "The cheap name is not enough, it is enough for Xue Sect to call me the Shouhouhou."

    "...Okay!" Xue Meng waved his hand quite vigilantly and impatiently, "It is impossible for me to change my view of the worry-relief scroll. If you are here for this purpose, just leave quickly, Don't waste each other's time."

    She didn't know that the birthday queen didn't care, she smiled leniently, and said: "Apologizing is only one of them, Taobao Villa has so many disciples after the birthday who are similar to me, I take the initiative to ask to come to the top of death and life, in addition to understanding the worry scroll, It's because of…”

    Xue Meng was stared at by her pale eyes, and suddenly gave birth to that kind of inexplicable familiarity. It felt like a mouse being stared at by a cat, with straight hair on the back, and a sense of crisis that was about to be played at the next moment.

    Just when he was on guard and was about to drive her down the mountain as soon as there was a problem, he saw the posthumous smile with a smile on his face.

    She said softly: "Because Sect Master Xue is the most outstanding, most upright, most generous, and the hottest..."

    "What?"

    "Cough, the coolest cultivator." She changed her face without changing her face and smiled, "I have admired you for a long time, and this time I came to accompany you voluntarily."

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