How miserable.

That night, Mei Hanxue sat in front of the bronze mirror and sighed at the wound on her face.

He didn't know how he made a way out of Xue Meng's men in the daytime.

Looking at Xue Meng's posture, can't wait to strip him of all his clothes, and then sentence him to the death penalty of Tang Cannon! Luckily, the vegetable bag was loyal enough. Seeing that he had fed it so many dried small fish in the past few days, he jumped out heroically, and yelled to stop Xue Ziming, who was about to eat him alive.

That's horrible.

"He's really ruthless." Mei Hanxue touched the bruise on the corner of her lips and frowned, "I don't just pretend to be a woman to tease him, he really wants to play with me."

In the guest room, Mei Hanxue said coldly: "Yes. Let you always bully him when you have nothing to do."

Mei Hanxue glared at her brother from the bronze mirror: "It's like you don't bully him, who is the one who will hurt him to death when you take the chance. What's more, I'm not just teasing him, I'll give him back worry about it."

"What worries did you share with him." Mei Hanxue said indifferently, "He was obviously going crazy just now, didn't you see it?"

"I see." Mei Hanxue paused, then suddenly smiled again, "But to be honest, his angry look is really interesting, although my original intention was to make his life happier, but I couldn't hold him back. Hire me."

He said, got up, swayed against the wooden table, bumped into Mei Hanxue: "I'm just playing, I'll play, I'll still protect him."

"..."

"Look, he was very happy these few days when I came to the top of life and death, but only one day was angry. Three days for another day, I think it's good for me to be a post-birthday." Mei Hanxue blinked With cat-like emerald eyes, her eyebrows curved, "Don't be unhappy."

Mei Hanxue's face was not worried: "Next time, don't lie to him like this again."

"Pfft, okay, next time I'll play with another trick."

"you!"

"Take you with me."

"..."

Mei Hanxue said stunned: "It's all the trouble you caused. You should think about how to explain to the owner of Ma Zhuang tomorrow. I'm sleeping."

"Aren't we going to go out and play a game to tease Xue Meng?"

"You still think you don't have enough scars on your face today?"

Mei Hanxue snorted twice, lay down on his brother's bed boringly, and sighed: "Oh, what's the point of life that can't make fun of people?"

Mei Hanxue's face darkened: "Who allowed you to lie on my bed with your shoes on?!"

Since the basket was stabbed by Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue, and the Taobao Villa has been devastated because of this, as the initiator, whether intentionally or not, they have to settle this moth for the owner of the Mazhuang.

So in the early morning of the next day, even though Xue Meng was very upset, he still had to ride the wind with Shuangmei brothers Yujian, and the three of them rushed to the West Lake.

As soon as the sword fell to the ground, Xue Meng was stunned when he came to the door of the Taobao Villa with the huge night cat totem.

I saw a group of ordinary people standing outside the magnificent and magnificent villa of You Long and Huifeng, holding red lacquered wooden signs in their hands, and roaring something aggressively. Because the roar was too mixed, although the sound was loud, the content could not be heard for a while. Just when he was stunned, he saw a row of women in red dresses and green sleeves with heavy makeup and make-up coming around the corner. They were actually the nanny of all the brothels in the entire Lin'an Mansion.

These old prostitutes, who had always wanted to tear their hair and step on their toes when they met each other, gathered together at this moment.

"Return my oiran!"

"Give my daughters back!"

"Give me back my tea girl!"

Xue Meng has never seen this battle, he is not afraid of the sky, and today found that he is a little afraid of these women. Mei Hanxue saw that he was flustered, and smiled and patted his shoulder: "It's okay, the girls are all very soft creatures and can't eat people."

As soon as he finished speaking, an old bustard slammed his huge chest with the strength of a big stone in his chest, and it was so majestic that Xue Meng's eyes were straight.

The bustard said angrily, "Taobao Villa must solve this demon!"

"That's right!" Some commoners in the crowd also shouted, "Return my daughter's self-esteem!"

"He called my wife a cake! My wife cried!"

"...This is all a mess, what's the situation?" Xue Meng murmured.

Mei Hanxue knocked on his shoulder with the Shuofeng sword, and said to him, "Come with me through the back door."

Xue Meng was still angry and didn't want to talk about his brothers, but when he saw that the front door was really blocked, the disciples of Taobao Villa were pitifully selling their smiles at the door, so they had to roll their eyes and reluctantly followed the Mei brothers to the back of the villa. Detour in.

"Xue Meng, the head of the top of life and death, brother Mei Hanxue, a disciple of Kunlun's Snow Palace, please see the owner of Ma Zhuang."

"what!"

The disciples guarding the back door were in tears.

"Xue Sect Leader! Mei Xianchang! You are here!"

Xue Mengdao: "Where is your Mazhuang master? There is such a big movement outside, he should at least go to appease and appease, how can he not close the door?"

It's okay not to mention this matter. When I mentioned it, the gatekeeper disciples suddenly burst into tears and snot, and they almost rubbed against Xue Meng: "Zhuang, Zhuangzhu he...he..."

Xue Meng always underestimated the mentality of picking up horses, and thought that the owner of Ma Zhuang was a man who loved returning to the mountains and rivers, so he nervously said again: "He won't jump to the West Lake, right?"

The gatekeeper cried out loudly: "No, it's not! It was yesterday, last night... The owner of Ma Zhuang turned into a butterfly and flew away!"

Xue Meng was alert: "...The Fudie you said...what is it?"

"Fu Die! It's not that, it just flies, the kind everyone likes!" The gatekeeper gestured with both hands anxiously, "Fa Fu Die!"

Xue Meng was still puzzled, and Mei Hanxue suddenly asked: "Are you from Fujian?"

"Mmmmmmm!!" The gatekeeper nodded again and again.

Mei Hanxue turned his head and translated to Xue Meng indifferently: "He said it was a butterfly."

Xue Meng: "..."

However, when they went to the flower hall of Taobao Villa and saw the majestic Ma Zhuang owner, Xue Meng sent a question from the soul: "This motherfucker is also called a butterfly?"

A little bee buzzed left and right, flying up and down.

It flew too fast, so Xue Meng couldn't help but want to raise his hand and slap it, and was immediately stopped by the elders of Taobao Mountain Villa: "Absolutely! If you hit it, our village owner will die!"

The pick-up horse, which became a hard-working little bee, circled and stopped firmly in the center of the red sandalwood table. A pair of bee eyes stared at Xue Meng, and seemed to silently cry to the head of Xue about his experience.

"..." Xue Meng felt that this was incredible, he pointed to the bee, "No. This thing is really a change of horses? Are you sure that he is not the person who condemned him outside, so he made up a story to play with you? "Biquge TV has the fastest update https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

"It's absolutely true, it's like a fake." The elder said sadly, "I saw with my own eyes that the owner of the village turned into a lucky butterfly last night!"

Xue Meng: "...You are also from Fujian?"

"I'm from Funan!"

"..." Xue Meng said with a headache, "Okay, go ahead and talk."

"After the villa owner became a blessing butterfly, he still hovered around the Taobao Villa, pollinating and pollinating flowers, doing what he could."

Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said: "...this is a bee."

"Sect Master Xue, don't doubt it, have you ever seen such a conscientious and intelligent Fu Die?"

Xue Meng was suffocating: "I will say it again for the last time! This is a fucking bee!!!"

"The owner of the village is dancing with butterflies. Today, I can't entertain the three in person. So I can only leave it to me. Chen Xuyuan and Elder Chen will temporarily act as the manager of the village." Courteous."

Xue Meng: "..."

He could see that Chen Xuyuan might not understand human words.

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It turned out that the worry-relief scroll absorbed the thoughts of the idiots and haters in the comprehension world, and a longing began to arise in the heart, hoping to find a satisfactory partner, so after it turned into a human form, this became its obsession.

Originally, this is not a big deal, as long as you find a little demon who also wants to find a companion and throw it to it, they will be good companions. But the problem is that its behavior imitates Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue. As a result, this scroll demon has become extremely picky, whether it is a lady from a family or a small family jasper, a green house oiran or a tofu xi shi, it all thinks that others are not worthy of itself.

It said that the most beautiful young woman in Lin'an Prefecture was "too fat".

Said the prettiest girl was "too hot".

It is said that the Qinglou oiran "has leg hair".

Said tofu Xi Shi "big smelly feet".

It stands to reason that with such a poisonous mouth, it should have been pressed to the ground by the girls and hammered into patties, but it turned into magic with Mei Hanxue's charming temperament. No matter how badly the girl was scolded at that time, it must be Falling in love with it. And if the girl it flirts with is interested, it can become that person's appearance and make every other person's tears.

When Xue Meng heard this, he was filled with righteous indignation: "It's too outrageous!"

He turned his head and stared at Mei Hanxue: "Look at you, it's all your fault!"

"..." Mei Hanxue was speechless.

Xue Meng asked: "But Elder Chen, why did the owner of Ma Zhuang become a bee?"

Chen Xuyuan sighed: "That's right. That scroll demon has provoked too many people in Lin'an Prefecture, from the workshop to the brothel, and even to the lady's house. It seems to have a special influence on women. The temperaments of the girls who have been provoked have all changed drastically. For example, the oiran of the Spring Tea House was originally a clever and articulate person, especially able to please the guests. But since she received the Scroll Spirit, she seems to have changed her personality. It's like, it's become an elm knot that is honest and straight."

"How to say?"

"Once upon a time, when she saw the guests, she would always say 'Master, you look so good, I see that you are red-faced, you must be promoted to become rich and good luck in the near future', or 'Master, you are really old and strong, don't let your family Speaking of the 18th room concubine, even if it is the 80th room, I think you can handle it.'"

Mei Hanxue said: "This is too exaggerated."

"Hey, the guests like to hear it." Chen Xuyuan said, "but it's different now. The same guest, she said to others, 'Gouguan, you have a black hall and a sullen face, so you should come out less recently, I'm afraid You're bad luck.' And 'Old man, others do it seven times a night, you do it seven times a day, you look like you are wrinkled and a turtle, you are not ashamed to come to Hualou when you are old! '"

Xue Meng: "..."

Mei Hanxue: "..."

Only Mei Hanxue laughed and asked with a smile, "Is the flower building still blooming?"

"It's been smashed. Isn't this a disturbance in Taobao Villa?"

Chen Xuyuan said and sighed: "Our village owner went to investigate and found that all the girls are the same, and all of them have had their personalities changed. Originally shy, they dared not even go out, but now they like to run on the streets. Mother, now I like to draw my chest hair with a brush in front of the mirror. I used to say that rabbits are so cute, why eat rabbits, but now I can eat five rabbit heads, five duck heads, and five chicken heads in one bite.”

The more Chen Xuyuan talked, the more broken he became, and he covered his face and said, "It's impossible to live through this day, so we, the owner of Ma Zhuang, take the lead, he—"

"He went to the demon?"

"No, this scroll demon can't be violently surrendered. First, because it's not a bad demon, it's just a bad brain, and it hasn't hurt anyone's life. Secondly, our village owner found that once the scroll demon is violently surrendered, it will It will self-destruct, and the information that everyone has talked about on the worry-relief scroll will be spread throughout the cultivation world. This is the secret leak of the guests. We Taobao Villa are serious businessmen. If such a thing happens, the reputation of the villa will be ruined. La."

Mei Hanxue shook her head and said, "More than that, I'm afraid it will cause a smog among the people. Who knows if those married men and married women have said anything shameful behind their spouses."

Xue Meng had a headache and said: "So what did you do to pick up the horse in the end?"

"The owner of the village made an appointment with the scroll demon himself, and then disguised himself as a woman, saying that he wanted to seduce it, make it tempted to him, and persuade it to turn around."

"...The pick-up horse wants to use himself to make a beauty trick?" Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice, "Is your Taobao Villa lacking a mirror? You can donate one at the top of life and death, you're welcome."

The little bee got up angrily when he heard the words, and began to fly around Xue Meng again, buzzing to condemn him.

Chen Xuyuan glanced at Little Bee and said embarrassedly: "This... er, although our Ma Zhuang master is majestic, he knows that the requirements of the Scroll Master are perverted and strict, so of course he did more than just disguise himself as a woman. He also asked Jiang Yeshen to buy the ecstasy incense. This incense is very perverted. As long as the other party can voluntarily stay in the house for a cup of tea, he can stun the other party and make the other party feel like a fairy when he looks at the sow. ."

When he said this, he added nervously: "Of course! I didn't say you are a sow, the owner of the village!"

Little Bee: "Buzz!!!"

Xue Meng asked: "What happened later? The ecstasy fragrance has failed? Jiang Xi's grandson sells fakes again?"

"No." Chen Xuyuan was even more embarrassed, and stammered, "Yes... It was the scroll demon who saw Ma Zhuang's women's clothes for the first time, and said, 'Ouch!', and then walked away, no, no, I didn't have a cup of tea in the house..."

Sounds miserable.

But Xue Meng actually wanted to laugh, and he was struggling, and he heard Mei Hanxue couldn't help but chuckle. Xue Meng looked back at him: "Don't laugh, be serious!"

"Women who have been disliked by the scroll demon will change their temperament greatly, but men who are despised by the scroll spirit will directly become an animal." Chen Xuyuan looked at the little bee, the owner of the Ma Zhuang, miserably, "Everyone in the party. The elder has spent the whole night, using all the moves, but he can't solve it. We have no choice, we have already sent someone to ask for help."

"Ask for help?" Xue Meng was stunned for a moment, and had a bad premonition in his heart, "With whom?"

As soon as he finished asking, he heard a disciple outside the flower hall shouting in a loud voice: "The Sovereign Lord of the Lonely Moon Night Medicine Sect - the head of Jiang is here!"