Although Jiang Xi voluntarily stopped the job, in fact, no one believed that Jiang Xi would have any skills in disguising as a woman.

People even suspect that Jiang Xi's impression of "women" is probably only literal. But when Elder Chen cautiously ran to him and asked him, "Jiang Zunzhu, you...do you know what girls generally have that are different from you?", Jiang Xi replied indifferently, "Yes."

"Ah..." Elder Chen was very surprised, "I thought you never had contact with any woman..."

Jiang Xi said indifferently, "Who said that?"

Xue Meng on the side was shocked when he heard what he said, thinking that he was going to take Mrs. Wang as an example, and wanted to stand up and stop him. But heard Jiang Xi say next:

"If you lose a man of eight feet, the flesh is here, you can measure it and follow it, and you can dissect it and look at it when you die."

Elder Chen was stunned: "...What do you mean?"

"Oh, our head is saying." Gu Yueye replied, "He has dissected female corpses."

"..."

Excuse me, Yaozong is really scary.

Elder Chen stammered for a long time before he shivered: "Then, then, Master Jiang thinks, he is very clear about the characteristics of the girls?"

Jiang Xi glanced at him indifferently, and showed his in-depth understanding of his disguise object with a blank face: "Small bones, fine tones, rich sebum, rich curves, and special parts such as genitals, households, and sub-chambers." Biquge TV debut www.biqugetv.com m.biqugetv.com

Dead silence.

Jiang Xi looked down at him confidently and indifferently, paused for a moment, and said, "I wrote a book entitled "A Thousand Gold Recipe for a Woman in a Lonely Moon Night", the book is accompanied by paper. If you are curious, you can borrow it for you to read."

Mei Hanxue: "Pfft!"

Xue Meng: "..."

Mei Hanxue: "..."

After a long while, Elder Chen held his forehead and patted his head. He thought that such a cold-blooded flower would be pretending to be a beautiful woman with all kinds of elegance and beauty to deceive the scroll demon, and he couldn't help but murmured and whined: "It's over, it's all fucked up... "

Based on Jiang Yeshen's understanding, how should he play the female cultivator?

Do-it-yourself dissection? !

That night.

Taobao Villa is brightly lit with candles and wind chimes.

Jiang Yechen had already prepared, and was sitting alone in the wing waiting. According to Ma Yun's idea of ​​catching the demon, the head of Jiang also lit the incense in the room, and the man disguised as a woman waited for the scroll demon to come to the door. As long as the demon can voluntarily spend a cup of tea in the house, then their plan If it succeeds, the scroll demon must lose its will, and they can love the sow, and they can take the opportunity to gently surrender it. Biquge TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/

Of course, the post that invited him to come was ghostwritten by someone else, because Jiang Zunzhu didn't know how to write it himself, and after thinking for a long time, he wrote a fierce and fierce word "lai", which was daunting. Fortunately, the post-natal disciples of Taobao Villa are best at soft words, and they quickly re-wrote a letter for Sect Leader Jiang with a flood of affection and longing, which solved the urgent need.

At this moment, the disciples of the villa were all hiding in the dark. Xue Meng was also watching in the grass. He asked Mei Hanxue in a low voice uncertainly: "Is it okay? Jiang Xi can really distinguish those fat powders? Does he really know how to dress up as a woman?"

Mei Hanxue replied without any consolation, "I see Xuan."

"..."

Feeling even more uneasy, Xue Meng swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Or I'll go see him, I-"

Just as the cat's waist was about to get out, he was grabbed by Mei Hanxue and pressed down: "Silence."

Said and signaled Xue Meng to look at the corridor and whispered: "It's coming."

Under the moonlight, the scroll demon was wearing a cloak, probably to imitate the practice of the Snow Palace, and there were petals and butterflies lingering around it. This demon walks around in the courtyard, although the hood hides its face and cannot see its face, but looking at the way it walks, it doesn't look very smart.

The faint sound of the bamboo flute came from Jiang Xi's guest room. After listening to the sound of the scroll demon for a while, he probably felt that this person played the flute well and the flute would be better, so he walked to the door with satisfaction and knocked lightly twice. Going down the door: "My lady, I have an invitation to meet you here. Can I disturb you?"

After knocking twice, Jiang Xi ignored it. Seeing that the door was open, it was no longer polite and said, "If the lady doesn't mind, then come in next."

Jiang Xi still didn't answer, but Xue Meng suddenly whispered: "Why is this voice so familiar?"

Over there, the scroll demon had pushed the door into the room, and the flute finally stopped. Although Xue Meng felt uneasy in his heart, he still thought, hey, anyway, as long as Jiang Yeshen can drag enough time for a cup of tea, if it doesn't go in a cup of tea, he will be fascinated by the incense in the house. Confused, then they can bring it down in one fell swoop—

Before could finish thinking about it, heard a loud bang!

Xue Meng was shocked and said: "What's going on?! This is just a blink of an eye! Jiang Yeshen pretending to be a woman will not make it vomit!!"

In the stunned gaze of everyone, the scroll demon rose into the air with the knocked wooden door kicked over the table and the light of divine martial arts that came out of the box. It did not make a "vomit" sound this time, but made a scream of "ah", and then slammed to the ground from the air under everyone's attention.

Everyone: "..."

"Oh hey..." The scroll demon screamed miserably, "It hurts, it hurts... it hurts..."

At the same time, Jiang Yeshen came out murderously with his sword. Mei Hanxue opened her eyes wide, blinked twice, and turned to ask Mei Hanxue, "Am I blind? Where did he disguise himself as a woman?"

"You're not blind." Mei Hanxue looked at Jiang Yeshen blankly, "He didn't pretend."

Xue Meng said: "He pretended to be!"

Mei Hanxue: "...?"

Mei Hanxue: "???"

"...Where are you pretending?"

Xue Meng pointed to Jiang Xi's wrist: "Look, he wears a white jade bracelet. The woman only wears it."

The Mei brothers fell silent together. After a long while, Mei Hanxue said indifferently: "I think, you are probably no different from Jiang Yechen. The difference between you and Jiang Yechen is that the difference between you and others is whether they have red lips or not."

Xue Meng was stunned when he heard the words, and said blankly: "...Isn't it?"

Mei Hanxue: "..."

They were talking here, but in the yard over there, Jiang Xi didn't know what happened before with the scroll demon, and his eyebrows were furious. Shenwu Xuehuang was flowing with silver light in his hands, making a buzzing and arguing sound. He grabbed the scroll demon that was paralyzed on the ground, and the monster shouted: "Aah! Great beauty! Great beauty! How can you be so tyrannical? How can you bear to face my pretty face like this? hands!"

Jiang Xi said angrily, "You are courting death!"

"Hey, he's murdering! It's unreasonable!"

Under the battle between one person and one demon, the cloak of the scroll spirit slid down, revealing the face inside——

The audience was speechless for a moment.

This scroll demon really deserves to be killed, it actually bears the face of Jiang Xi!

I also know that it was probably last night that it was transformed into Jiang Xi in the Yangzhou prostitute, and it was very popular. This demon brother is probably a little over the top, but tonight he is still wearing Jiang's facial features to show off and deceive.

He also bumped into Jiang Xi's deity.

But because it wasn't very smart, it didn't realize that it was Jiang Yechen himself who was teasing him. That's why I was in the room just now, and I wanted to know what Jiang Xi had gone through—

He was probably watching "self" enter the room with a smile, scratching his head and making poses in a charming way, calling out "little lady~" softly and tactfully, and maybe he was even flirting with "self" in a pompous way.

... No wonder Jiang Xi is so angry, no one is angry.

Seeing that Jiang Xi was so angry that he wanted to rectify the scroll demon on the spot, the disciples of Taobao Villa who were ambushed around rushed out one after another, trying to persuade him in a hurry.

"Jiang Zunzhu! Don't be impulsive!"

"As soon as you hit it, all the secrets are leaked!"

"Calm down, Sect Master Jiang!!!"

The scroll demon looked stupid, but it was very agile and quick to escape. When he saw that the situation was not good, he immediately got up in the chaos, turned around and flew into the night.

While running, he entered the play and shouted loudly: "My Lonely Moon Night Jiang Yeshen will come back! Wow ha ha ha ha ha!!"

"..." Jiang Xi's Guan Yingting nose seemed to be crooked with anger.

He shouted angrily: "The wicked beast is presumptuous!"

I'm afraid he has never seen "self" in his life, holding his head and running away! Can't even think about it!

The scroll demon probably felt that the shouting was not exciting enough, and actually imitated the echo and shouted from a distance: "I, Gu Yue Ye, Jiang Ye Shen, will come back - will come back - come back - come -"

"you wanna die!"

The disciples coaxed: "Head Jiang Jiang—"

Jiang Xi: "You dare to try with my face again!"

The disciples persuaded: "Jiang Zunzhu Jiang Zunzhu——"

Jiang Xi said angrily: "I'll let you suffer from epilepsy, irritability, epistaxis, dislocation of the skull and sac, taste the wind tuberculosis and the diaphragm—" Others can't understand the terminology of the medicine sect that follows.

The big guys tried to persuade them, but Xue Meng was the only one who was serious: "...What do you mean by typhoid fever?"

Mei Hanxue on the side said: "It seems to be the four major diseases written in medical books."

Seeing that Xue Meng still seemed to understand, Mei Hanxue on the other side explained expressionlessly: "Simply put. He wants it to suffer from all kinds of diseases and die."

Xue Meng twitched slightly, turned his head and continued to watch the battle.

The furious Jiang Xi was surrounded by a group of post-natal disciples of Taobao Villa, and kept persuading: "Oh, forget it, forget it."

"Sect Master, calm down, calm down, calm down."

Jiang Xi's anger is obviously not so easy to dissipate. Jiang Zunzhu is not a broad-minded person, and his temperament has been raised even more by being sick for several months. He was so angry that the top of his head smoked, and he lost his demeanor for a while. He fiercely pulled his sleeves out of the hands of a young disciple who was supporting him: "Let go of me!"

"It's fine, let it go, it's what the sect master says."

"I killed that—"

The disciples who had just breathed a sigh of relief hurriedly stopped him again: "No way! Don't do it!"

"Show the sect master quickly, pour tea, and defeat the fire."

In the chaos, a blue light suddenly flashed, and the disciples were shocked with a "Huh", and they avoided each other, but Jiang Yechen suddenly walked unsteadily, staggered a few steps, and actually fell to the ground on his knees.

Everyone was silent for a while, and they blamed each other with their eyes——

Oh my god, why didn't you hold onto the head of Jiang!

You are obviously close, blame me?!

But what is that green light...

At this time, the little bee that the owner of the Ma Zhuang turned into buzzed and flew over. Elder Chen Xuyuan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly changed his color, patted his bald head and shouted: "It's over, it's not good! Zunzhu Jiang didn't stay.Live the Scroll Demon! He's cursed too! He's going to be an animal too!!"

When Xue Meng heard it, he stood up from the haystack and said, "What?!!"