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    For the sake of completeness, before the official meeting with the scroll demon, the elder Chen of Taobao Villa still invited Xue Meng to see Chu Wanning, who was wearing a phantom sachet, to see if there was any dissatisfaction. Fu did not meet Xue Meng. aesthetic.

    But Xue Meng was still angry with Mei Hanxue, and the anger was suffocating in the chest, and it was so painful. Chen Xuyuan bumped into it at this time, Xue Meng rubbed his chest and said angrily: "Nonsense! What is there to be dissatisfied with! How is my master? the best!"

    Chen Xuyuan said: "Oh, head Xue, he is your master, but he is not the master of the scroll demon."

    He said again: "You have to put aside your opinion and look at Master Chu again. You must know that the scroll demon will not bring personal feelings, so please look at Master Chu as a stranger again, and take a closer look at what he really is. Not all of them meet your requirements."

    "Nonsense! I think the master is good everywhere because of his own opinion?" Xue Meng widened his eyes, "I tell you, if the worry-relief scroll made me meet my master, even if I don't know who he is, I will also definitely think that he is the best person in the world, there is absolutely no difference!"

    Xue Meng said the words decisively, but Chen Xuyuan still insisted: "No, no, let's test it, test it." Then he pushed Xue Meng to the room where Chu nightning was.

    However, Xue Meng was pushed outside the guest room, and when he looked up at the door, he suddenly froze.

    This, isn't this the room where Chu Wanning slept when they stayed at Taobao Villa together? ! !

    Xue Meng didn't know what Mo Ran and Chu nightning were doing in it, so he went in recklessly, so that Mo Ran had no choice but to hide in the depths of the bed curtain. Later, Xue Meng realized that the night of Chu Ning had water vapor. The thin red face is not because of fever, but because of...

    Stop! Forget the past! !

    In order to avoid repeating the same mistakes, Xue Meng decided that this time we must let them know that they are here, especially the ink burning! He must never let the ink burn to do such shameless and ridiculous things again! no way!

    So he started walking back and forth at the door, coughing loudly on purpose, for fear that the movement would not be loud enough, and stomped hard on the bluestone bricks. He jumps - spins - stomps hard . . .

    The door creaked open.

    The ink burned neatly, standing tall and handsome at the door, looking at him like a ghost: "...what are you doing?"

    Xue Meng is a flat-sand-falling geese. He turned his head and opened his mouth when he heard the sound. Before answering, he heard Chu Wanning's cold voice in the room: "Mo Ran, is there any wrongdoing in the courtyard? ?"

    The ink burned and smiled: "Oh, no, it's Xue Meng."

    After speaking, he lowered his voice, lowered his eyes and asked with a smile: "Come here as soon as you come, just knock on the door, and when you are outside, you are coughing, stomping your feet, and walking around. We thought the yard was haunted. "

    Xue Meng took back the action of opening the screen, and was about to take a sip at his cousin's handsome face, when he heard the night in the room: "Since the lord is here, what are you blocking him and let him come in. "

    "..." Although he knew that he had succeeded the head, Chu nightning, as the elder Yuheng at the top of life and death, should call himself the master, but calling Xue Meng was just how he listened and felt heartbroken.

    Mo Ran smiled and turned to the tall and straight body: "Go in."

    Xue Meng said badly: "I want to talk to my master about private affairs, you go out."

    "Oh... I came to practice how to deal with the scroll demon?" Mo Ran was very tolerant, and he didn't care about Xue Meng. He smiled, "Elder Chen told us that it should be rehearsed, so as to avoid any accidents. "

    "What can be an accident." Xue Meng rolled his eyes with his arms in his arms. "Since the monster is learning from me, it should feel that the master is impeccable!"

    "That's not necessarily." The ink burned and Elder Chen thought the same, he patted Xue Meng's shoulder, "As far as I can see, you think he is impeccable because he is your master, if you had a blind date, It's not the 'cold palace', but the master, and without knowing his identity, I think you will quarrel with him in all likelihood."

    "You are talking nonsense!"

    The ink burned without arguing with him, smiled and tilted his head, made way for him, and went out to wait calmly.

    Xue Meng entered the house, and before he spoke, he couldn't help but open his eyes slightly -

    Chu nightning has already put on a phantom sachet, so at this time in Xue Meng's eyes, standing next to Xuan Window is a tall, white-clothed fairy with beautiful eyebrows.

    Her skin is translucent, like the white tan in a silent night, as white as ice, not like the youth of the world. The long neck protruded from the white collar of the snow, and the candlelight cast a hazy shadow on her tight skin that seemed to glow, falling on her plump forehead, and on the long and slightly drooping eyelashes, outlining the curved and smooth bridge of the nose. , and then to the lips that are as thin as Ruinaoxiang.

    At the end, the lanterns and candles shone with a dim yellow light on her elegant lower jaw, and the tenderness ended.

    It turned out that Chu nightning's heterosexual illusion was like this.

    Xue Meng stammered: "Master, Master..."

    "Um."

    Chu night Ning responded, raised his hand and put down the long-handled silver ladle that fiddled with the lamp, and turned around.

    People with such a face will make people feel extremely beautiful, but the fairy aunt that Chu nightning imagined has the majesty and arrogance of the bones, especially the eyes under the long eyebrows, the outline is natural and charming, and the tail tip It is also like Begonia, showing a thin red, but her eyes are extremely sober and restrained.

    Beauty is beautiful, but she is a cold beauty, which is daunting.

    Chu nightning glanced at him: "It's ugly."

    "..." Xue Meng was stunned, "Ah?"

    "I'm afraid that the scroll demon will scare away." Chu nightning said seriously.

    Xue Meng just reacted and said: "What? No, no, no! What's the matter? It's good-looking! The master is very good-looking!"

    Chu nightning has always been not very confident in his appearance. The beauties he has seen in these two lifetimes are like clouds, not to mention the ink burning himself, it is Shi Mingjing, Song Qiutong, all of them are stunning in the world, Chu nightning is very self-aware, knowing that he was born fierce and unapproachable .

    Just look at Xue Meng's panicked look.

    Only the ink burns and does not dislike himself.

    Chu nightning shook his head and said to Xue Meng: "You sit."

    Xue Meng sat at the table cautiously and obediently.

    Chu nightning also sat down opposite him, brushed his sleeves, poured two cups of tea, raised his eyes and said: "The appearance is not enough, but the character can be made up. Tell me about your requirements for the girl?"

    In front of everyone in Taobao Villa before, Xue Meng eloquently listed more than 300 requirements. But when Chu nightning asked, he couldn't help but be dumb.

    He is most concerned about his sensible appearance in front of Chu Wanning. He wants him to put forward conditions one or two times in front of the master. After that, Chu Wanning will play with the scroll demon according to his conditions. Where is he embarrassed?

    So he murmured, and finally said with a guilty conscience: "I-I don't have any requirements. Just... just live, girl, that's all."

    Chu nightning's action of drinking tea paused, and looked at him through the mist of tea: "Really."

    "Yes, yes, let's live, it's almost enough, no requirements."

    "But how did I hear it." Chu nightning lightly raised the eyelashes, "You have a lot of conditions?"

    Xue Meng hurriedly raised his hand and swayed again and again: "No, no, no, there is something. All, they didn't understand what I meant, they were all talking nonsense."

    "Then I don't need to be diligent to clean the house?"

    Xue Meng immediately said: "How can I let you clean, I like to not even wash clothes!"

    "I don't need to stand to see you out, but kneel to welcome you in?"

    "Hey, I'm not from Dongying."

    "You don't need to be obedient and demure, can you fight back and scold you?"

    "No! I like strong people."

    "...don't need to know how to cook?"

    "You must not touch the spring water with your ten fingers!" Xue Meng said, "If you want to grab my pot and shovel, I will be in a hurry with you!"

    Chu nightning raised his eyebrows slightly: "I remember that you don't like cooking."

    "New, new hobbies." Xue Meng explained stumblingly, "I just liked it recently."

    Chu nightning paused, and finally asked: "...So, don't you need elders to like it?"

    "No, I can decide who I like!"

    It took nearly half an hour for such a detailed cross-examination, and finally the conversation ended successfully, and Xue Meng left uneasy. When the ink burned in, he asked with interest: "Wanning, Wanning, how is it? Does he ask for a lot?"

    Chu nightning shook his head and said: "There is nothing harsh, it is a misunderstanding by others. Xue Meng has indeed become a lot sensible in the past two years. I am very relieved."

    Ink burning: "..."

    As a bad apprentice who often fooled his teachers and lied in order not to be punished by his master. The ink burned instinctively - why is it so wrong? He always feels that there seems to be something tricky here. It's not that Xue Meng has become sensible, but the honest man Chu Wanning has been fooled...

    It is night time.

    The disciples of Taobao Villa came to report, saying that the scroll demon had appeared in a Chu Pavilion in the south of the city, and they wanted to see the best actress in that Chu Pavilion. But the women who have seen the scroll demon before have all changed their temperament, the chest hair grows, the shrew turns into a shrew, how can the bustard want to let her virgin see him?

    Fortunately, the monks from Taobao Villa arrived in time and asked her to send a few people to hold the scroll demon, and then turn back and ask Master Chu to come out.

    "Then Qingling, we have quietly picked her up from her room. Master Chu, I will trouble you next. Make sure to take a cup of tea, so that the drug will stun her!"

    Chu night Ning said that the scroll demon was transformed according to Xue Meng's preferences. Although this demon's character is changeable, no matter how Xue Meng is also a sensible and good boy, what is difficult to deal with.

    Facts have proved that Chu nightning was very wrong.

    His three apprentices, Mo Ran used to be duplicitous, for fear that they would not be able to restrain themselves and go to the master's bed, so they would pretend not to like him.

    The teacher has always been a ghost in his heart, for fear that he will reveal his purpose, so he will pretend not to like him.

    In fact, these two are people who really don't care whether he can cook or wash clothes and other trivial matters.

    Xue Meng is different from the above two, Xue Meng will pretend to like him.

    Of course, this like is not liked by the other. Of course, Xue Meng really likes his master, but Chu nightning's many habits, Xue Meng is the most unbearable of the three apprentices, but in order to let the master praise himself, Xue Meng is hard Even with the scalp, I have to say with conscience, "Master's awesome!" "Master's clothes are so clean!" "Master's green vegetables and tofu are delicious!".

    But the scroll demon is different, it is equivalent to a Xue Meng who has removed his personal feelings for Chu Wanning.

    So, that night, when Chu nightning saw the scroll demon queen, the conversation between them was like this-

    Scroll Demon: "Are you the best actor here?"

    Chu nightning: "Yes."

    "Tsk, you don't look as good as me."

    Chu nightning: "..."

    Sure enough, Xue Meng thought so.

    ...well, anyway, I really don't look good. But it doesn't matter, the character can be complemented, he has rehearsed with Xue Meng before, and there will be no difference.

    So he asked indifferently, "Do you want to listen to the music?"

    "I don't listen anymore, I hate listening to music the most, especially the insane sounds of Kunlun Taxue Palace. I have a headache when I listen to it." The scroll demon threw a candied fruit into its mouth - it was estimated that Jiang Xi had beaten it a little before. Yes, although I yelled when I ran away, Jiang Xi will come back! But tonight it was still afraid of things, and it didn't look like Jiang Yeshen.

    It used Xue Meng's face tonight.

    So Chu nightning saw his best apprentice, swaying his legs and eating candied fruit in front of him, and said arrogantly: "Hey, let's talk about life."

    "Can."

    "Do you usually cook?"

    "The only ones who are good at are copying hands."

    "...Is there a mistake? It's useless."

    Chu nightning couldn't help widening his eyes.

    ... Did he hear it wrong?

    Xue Meng thinks he is useless? ? ?

    There must be something wrong, he didn't express what he meant.

    So Chu nightning explained: "It's not impossible to do anything else, but I'm not doing well - I heard that you don't like cooking? Who grabs your pot and shovel and who are you in a hurry?"

    "Who said that? Nonsense!" the scroll demon said, "A gentleman is far away from the kitchen, and I don't cook if you are a man!"

    "...Isn't this your new hobby?"

    "of course not!"

    Chu nightning: "..."

    ...OK, he understands.

    It turned out that Xue Meng had lied to him before!

    Chu nightning was silent for a moment, raised his eyebrows slightly, and there was a hint of coldness in his eyes, very good, but he wanted to know how much truth Xue Meng had concealed from him?

    In this way, their next dialogue is even more confusing, and the smell of fire / medicine is getting heavier.

    Scroll Demon: "Can you do laundry?"

    "Soak it in water and let it dry."

    "Wow! Dogs are cleaner than you!"

    "..."

    "Will you stand to see me out, and kneel to welcome me in?"

    "You are not from Dongying."

    "Wow! Dogs are more virtuous than you!"

    "..."

    "Can you be obedient and demure, not fighting back and scolding?"

    "I don't think you can beat me."

    "Wow! Dogs are gentler than you!"

    "..."

    "Can you please my parents and teachers?"

    "I'm talking about feelings with you, not with your master."

    "Wow! Dogs are smarter than you!"

    "..."

    "Would you mind if I practice martial arts every day for twelve hours and have no time to talk to you?"

    Chu nightning was so angry that his face was slightly blue, and his face was sullen.

    Xue Ziming...Xue Ziming! ! thought that this apprentice would never deceive him. If he likes it, he doesn't like it or he doesn't like it. He is a straight child, but he didn't think that what Xue Meng thought in his head was like this! ! !

    He gritted his back molars and said sternly, "There are only twelve hours a day, don't you have to go to bed?"

    Unexpectedly, this "Xue Meng" is actually more fierce than him: "I want to go to bed when I go to bed! Can you not be so sullen! You have to be more active, right, a little sunshine! Think more about the husband and the child, and don't always think about it. Go to bed, get pregnant, mother and child are expensive! Read less text and read more recipes! Be a good and innocent lady!"

    "…………"

    There are too many points in this remark. Chu nightning was speechless for a while, but he couldn't say a word, and he was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood! He suppressed his anger, and stared at the scroll demon's face that belonged to Xue Meng with a pair of angry phoenix eyes.

    After a long while, his thin lips trembled slightly, and he said angrily, "You..."

    "What's wrong with me? I'm telling the truth. To be my wife, you must be upright and pure, and you can't always think about those ridiculous and obscene things. Hey, I don't think it's okay to be like you Look at you, you are lazy, have a bad temper, can't stand loneliness, and want to be dissatisfied." The scroll demon said and got up with a look of disgust, "Forget it, I heard people say that the girl in this building is virtuous and virtuous. It was all a lie."

    "..." Chu nightning looked almost dizzy, and he served as a master for three apprentices. The ink gas killed him, and the teacher killed him. He thought that Xue Meng was the one who was the most worry-free and never bothered him.

    I didn't expect a scroll demon to get Xue Meng's sincerity out of it - all three are all together, and all of them are not good things! Biquge TV has the fastest update https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

    "I won't talk to you anymore." Xue Meng, the scroll demon, turned around and left, "Goodbye!"

    At this time, the real Xue Mengzheng and Mo Ran were hiding in a room next to the Chu Pavilion to listen to the movement. Elder Chen Xuyuan held up an hourglass and muttered: "Oh, it's almost time, Master Chu is worthy of being Master Chu, and it's almost time to fill a cup of tea, then the monster will be dazed, hehe—— "

    Before the third "hey" came out, he heard an earth-shattering electric slashing sound from the next door, accompanied by the screams of the scroll demon——

    "Hit someone!!! I'm going to die!!!"

    And Chu Wanning's angry voice: "I hit you!"

    "Wow ah ah ah!! Help!!!"

    A group of people were shocked and rushed over. As soon as they pushed the door, they saw Chu Wanning in the palm of the sky and asked Jin Guangyi, Liu Teng grabbed the neck of the scroll demon, and the demon tongue stretched out and rolled his eyes, looking like he was about to rest. dishes. Chen Xuyuan hurriedly rushed up: "Oh, Master Chu, calm down! Don't kill it! Once you kill it, everyone's information will be exposed!"

    Chu nightning's black eyebrows were raised angrily, and he said sternly: "So what! Is there anything shameful!"

    Xue Meng hurriedly said: "Master..."

    Unexpectedly, Chu nightning didn't have a good temper with him, and said angrily: "Shut up Xue Ziming! After I clean it up, the next one is you!"

    Xue Meng: "???"

    Master Shizun, what's the matter! Not only does he no longer call him the Honorable Lord, but he has to be cleaned up!

    Xue Meng's heart was full of mixed feelings, don't know if it was a joy or a panic, and the joy was that had not been so temperamental by the master for a long time, but really missed it, and was so panic...

    To make today's Chu nightning say such cruel words to him, what the hell did the scroll demon say to his master! ! !

    Seeing that the scroll demon was about to die, Mo Ran hurried over and grabbed his shoulder: "Wanning, you release it first."

    Chu nightning's eyes are sharp, like a bayonet: "I will kill it first and then release it!"

    The ink burned and laughed: "It's too late. Everyone's secrets have been leaked."

    Chu nightning said angrily: "I don't have any shameful secrets. Do you have any?"

    Mo Ran smiled and coaxed: "I naturally have it, but ah, sometimes the secret is not because I'm sorry, I can't say it, I just don't want others to know."

    Chu nightning frowned: "What?"

    "Well...for example..." Mo Ran lowered his head, lowered his eyes and whispered a few words in Chu Wanning's ear.

    Xue Meng saw the burning long eyelashes standing still. There was a helpless smile and deep affection in his dark eyes, and his lips were slightly opened and closed. When he finished speaking, Tianwen in the hands of Chu nightning was taken back abruptly.

    Chu nightning said angrily: "You are-"

    The ink burned seems to be a little shy and lowered his eyes and smiled. He is undoubtedly handsome and mature, but the dimples on his cheeks make him dyed with the youth and innocence.

    Chu nightning seems to want to do it with him, but the ink burned his hand and smiled: "I'm sorry, I just asked the scroll, and tell the truth."

    "..."

    Then he lowered his head again, turned his face sideways, clasped the fingers of Chu Wanning, and the warm breath was almost on the side of Chu Wanning's ears. He said in a low voice that only the two of them could hear: "However, I don't want others to know what position I like to sleep with the most." Recommended reading Biquge TV https://m.biqugetv .com/https://www.biqugetv.com/

    It was originally a love story of heavy desire and longing for love, but I couldn't help but Mo Ran didn't know what the scroll demon said to Chu nightning just now, so when Chu nightning heard the last words, it was like being stepped on the tail, All of a sudden, he knocked his hand on the ink-burning head, and reflexively said angrily: "What are you going to do?! What are you going to do! Can you not be so sullen! You have to be more active, right, a little sunshine! Think more about the husband and the child, it's okay Don't always think about these messes! Read less text and read more recipes! Be a good and innocent lady!"

    Everyone in Taobao Villa: "..."

    Xue Meng: "..."

    Ink burning: "???"

    Only the scroll demon jumped up when a carp was in the chaos, shouting, "Yes, yes! You said it very well! You have learned my essence! Congratulations!" He also shouted with a disgusting face: "I, Xue Ziming, will definitely come back! Wow ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

    "..." At this moment, Xue Meng suddenly understood that Jiang Xi was so angry that he wanted to kill someone yesterday.

    This monster is really cheap.

    real.

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