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    Since Chu Wanning also lost Maicheng in the confrontation with the scroll demon, it is no surprise that he was temporarily cursed into a white cat with a whole body like snow.

    When the silver light dissipated, the white cat was sitting majestically on the floor of the wing, with a pair of beautiful eyes that were slightly raised staring at everyone fiercely.

    Although they already knew that there would be such an effect after five days of failure, the audience still fell into a panic-stricken silence.

    Bee Ma Fangzhi.

    Fairy bird Jiang Ye Shen.

    White cat Chu Wanning.

    How is this going? Can summon Shennong by gathering all seven masters?

    Chu nightning's eyes are more terrifying than Jiang Yeshen, probably because one of them is a cat and the other is a bird. Birds don't have too many expressions, but cats can look very angry. The ink burned and wanted to lean over and hug him, but saw his ears smack, the white hair bulged, revealing sharp tiger teeth and angrily roared:

    "Ha meow—!"

    A female disciple couldn't help but exclaimed in a low voice, "So cute!"

    "I even think Zongshi Mo deliberately made him lose and turn into a cat..."

    When Chu nightning heard this sentence, he suddenly opened his eyes, stared at the ink, and made a threatening low snort.

    The ink burned and raised his hand to swear: "I'm not! I don't!"

    Chu nightning narrowed his eyes, hesitantly raised the tip of his claws, and seemed to want to summon Tianwen to interrogate him, but as he shouted, the snow-white and round claws only burst out with a gentle golden light, with a white cat With a little cool pink nose, it looks like this big white cat is playing tricks on him with its paws.

    Mo Ran only felt that his chest was hit with a slam, and he couldn't help but kneel to the ground to touch the frying snowball, his eyes were bright: "Master..."

    "Meow!!!"

    What he got was a violent scratch of the snow paws, and the ink burned and took a breath. Chu nightning angrily jumped over the hand that the ink burned out - he and Jiang Yeshen were really ashamed.

    Jiang Yechen flew away immediately after turning into a fairy bird, and Chu nightning planned to leave quickly after turning into a white cat.

    Xue Meng was unhappy in his heart, and worried that Chu nightning would not fly, so he ran like this, I am afraid that he could not run back to Nanping Mountain comprehensively, and quickly stopped him.

    "Master, calm down first, or I will find someone to send you off, then... ah!"

    The white cat came down the mountain like a fierce tiger, and slammed the hand that Xue Meng stretched out. Seeing that Xue Meng wanted to hug him, he unceremoniously bit on the tip of the other's finger.

    Xue Meng: "Master!"

    Ink burning: "Master!"

    Alright, this time the two apprentices have both hung up, which is extremely fair.

    After Chu nightning attacked, he ran away without looking back, the snow-white big tail swept away, and disappeared at the corner of the Chu Pavilion, hiding his merit and fame. Xue Meng swayed the hand that was bitten and was about to say something, but Mo Ran got up and chased it out-

    "Don't go home by yourself! What if you are caught and boiled into a dragon and tiger fight!"

    Xue Meng also wanted to chase, but was stopped by Mei Hanxue. Xue Meng stared at him: "What?!"

    "Can't you see that he's mad at you?" Mei Hanxue said, "You let Master Mo take care of him alone. After five days of recovery, it's not too late to go to Nanping Mountain to find him."

    "You are talking nonsense! Master likes me the most, how could he be angry with me!"

    Mei Hanxue looked down at Xue Meng incomprehensibly: "Are you sure that the mate selection requirements you told him are true, and you didn't lie to him for his praise."

    "..." Xue Meng suddenly felt guilty.

    Mei Hanxue walked around with a smile and leaned beside his brother: "Teach you not to be duplicitous, to tell the truth, right?"

    Xue Meng wanted to argue, but he knew that he was justified, and for a long while, he said awkwardly: "I, I didn't mean it, then I really think the master is fine..."

    "I can understand, and I deeply sympathize." Mei Hanxue patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "But now Zongshi Chu and Zunzhu Jiang have both collapsed, and no one can help."

    Xue Meng had a premonition that a catastrophe was imminent and raised his head nervously.

    He met Mei Hanxue's pair of glazed blue eyes, and Mei Hanxue smiled meaningfully: "Then only you will go, head Xue."

    Xue Meng was shocked: "Why me? Why not you!"

    Mei Hanxue touched her nose and smiled: "Because the aesthetic preferences of the scroll demon are changed according to you, and you have seen me dressed as a woman, and you don't seem to like it that much."

    Xue Meng: "But I..."

    "Or do you actually like my appearance very much, but you're just ashamed to confess, but you've already lost your mind?"

    Xue Meng's face suddenly turned green: "You are talking nonsense!"

    Mei Hanxue laughed: "If you admit that you like my dress, then I will clean up the scroll demon. If you don't like it, then you have to let yourself come - so do you choose to praise me or choose Catch a monster yourself?"

    This is an extremely difficult choice for Xue Meng. Seducing the scroll demon is not something that must be done. Anyway, Jiang Xi, Ma Yun, and Chu Wanning have already done it all. It is not ashamed for him to be the fourth.

    But in case he also failed and turned into a bird just like Jiang Xi, it would make people suspicious, wouldn't it mean that he would be caught by Mei Hanxue and plucked?

    Mei Hanxue wanted to see the entanglement in his heart, and grinned understandingly: "Is it better to praise me? Just say that Mei Lang is very beautiful, and I can help you."

    Xue Meng was conflicted for a moment, staring at Mei Hanxue's smiling face, gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, and said: "Very beautiful? I think your kidney deficiency is almost the same! Mei Lang's kidney deficiency!!"

    "..." Mei Hanxue sighed and said, "This is really a blatant slander and slander." Biquge TV debut www.biqugetv.com m.biqugetv.com

    After rejecting his invitation to praise, Xue Meng said viciously: "Fell the demon, what is there to be afraid of! I don't believe I can't figure out myself! Let's see!"

    After saying that, he pushed the Mei brothers who were standing in front of him, stomped on the creaking wooden stairs, and went downstairs angrily.

    Xue Meng was killed and did not want to disguise himself as a woman, so his choice was the same as his master, wearing an illusion sachet. He took a deep breath, stood in front of the bronze mirror, clenched his fists and slowly opened his eyes.

    In the mirror, it was like the female version of himself he saw in the wine-colored gourd.

    Xue Meng looked awkward and turned around twice. To tell the truth, he thinks that the person in the mirror is beautiful, but every gesture is full of stupidity - of course, he calls it a tyrannical aura. In this way, when he sees the scroll demon, I'm afraid he can only shut up and don't speak, and Quan Chong wood sculpts clay sculptures.

    Otherwise, as soon as he speaks and moves, according to his own aesthetics, he will never like such a girl.

    As he turned his head and looked at his ears, suddenly another person's reflection appeared in the mirror.

    Xue Meng turned back immediately: "What are you doing here?"

    Mei Hanxue folded her arms, leaned against the door with her long body, and said indifferently, "Let's give some pointers. After all, if you also fail, this monster will be extremely difficult to subdue."

    What he said was serious, although Xue Meng was not happy, but there was no way to drive him away. In the end, he had to frown: "Can you do it?"

    Mei Hanxue raised her eyebrows slightly: "Huh?"

    Xue Meng asked: "Didn't you even touch the girl's hand?"

    "...you have no right to speak to me."

    Xue Meng said angrily: "I can't see it!"

    Mei Hanxue said lightly, "I thought it was troublesome."

    After a pause, Mei Hanxue said indifferently: "On the most day, I have rejected seventy-three female cultivators for Hanxue."

    "..." Xue Meng was dumbfounded.

    How many, how many?

    Mei Hanxue: "Try it for you?"

    Xue Meng sighed dryly twice, but for some unknown reason, he suddenly felt that Mei Hanxue was very miserable.

    This person is in a good age, but he is forced to help his twin brother clean up the mess of peach blossoms that does not belong to him, so don't be mentally distorted.

    Seeing that he was silent, Mei Hanxue walked into the bedroom and closed the door along the way.

    "come over."

    Xue Meng alerted: "What, what?"

    When he didn't come, Mei Hanxue walked over with her long legs and stopped at a distance that was too close to give people a great sense of oppression. verb: move.

    ——

    "Teach you how to answer so that you won't be rejected by men." His eyes were narrow and provocative, and there was a hint of sarcasm in his natural indifference.

    Xue Meng really hated his expression, and immediately raised his hand to beat him, but Mei Hanxue held his wrist precisely without looking at it.

    Xue Meng's eyes widened and he said angrily: "What are you doing? Go rolling!"

    "It's absolutely impossible like this." Mei Hanxue said, with a force on his hand, his strength was great, and his movement was fast, and Xue Meng was caught off guard and was smashed to the ground by his shoulder.

    "I... rely!"

    "Such vulgar words are absolutely impossible." Mei Hanxue approached, and Xue Meng, who was stunned and flushed and fell to the ground, said, "Get up, if you don't want to become a bird tomorrow night and be plucked by the snow. —"

    He paused for a moment, then pulled at his tightly folded collar, with a posture of preparing for the event, and said lightly:

    "You have one night, you will be well-tuned and taught by me."

    Xue Meng stared at him humiliatingly, his eyes red.

    Mei Hanxue didn't care, as if she couldn't see Xue Meng's anger, she stretched out her slender fingers and stretched them out to him: "Please, head of Xue."

    the next day.

    Chen Xuyuan in Taobao Villa once again agreed to meet the scroll demon. The scroll demon was not very smart, so he went to the Hongmen banquet, but he happily agreed again.

    Xue Meng is very contemptuous of this: "Its wisdom is by no means inherited from me."

    Mei Hanxue saw that he was going to go to the Hualou in the East City to make an appointment, and smiled and leaned over to give Xue Meng a few words, but Xue Meng shouted angrily: "Don't come here! I'm angry when I see your face. !"

    After saying that, everyone with Taobao Villa left the villa in a mighty manner, and Liumei Hanxue stood there inexplicably and thought, where did he provoke him?

    Xue Meng was still very unhappy when he was sitting alone in the already arranged wing waiting for the scroll demon. He was criticized by Mei Hanxue all night yesterday, and he said that he couldn't answer like this at one time, and then said that his behavior was wrong.

    After struggling for so long, in the end Mei Hanxue still said that he had no wisdom and could not master the so-called "not being rejected by men".

    When it was almost dawn, Mei Hanxue simply said to him: "Forget it, don't study it, it's really not good, you can praise the scroll demon when you see it, and you can praise the effort of a cup of tea."

    Xue Meng was out of temper, lying on the bed with an incredible look, dying: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Torment me all night?"

    Mei Hanxue glanced at Sect Leader Xue, who was leaning on the bed, without speaking, and turned his eyes away lightly.

    While recalling here, while cursing that Mei Hanxue was ill, the door over there creaked open.

    Xue Meng suddenly tightened his body

    He knew that the scroll demon was coming.

    Sure enough, a familiar and unfamiliar figure appeared behind the shadow of the carved lacquer gate. The lights flickered, and Xue Meng saw "himself" walking into the room.

    Then he waved to himself in a very untidy posture: "The little lady is lucky to meet, under Xue Meng and Xue Ziming, this is polite!"

    "..."

    Xue Meng felt that he did not violently kill, which was a miracle.

    What followed was a chat with the scroll demon. Before this chat started, Xue Meng thought that he was fully prepared and could be very satisfied with "self".

    However, shortly after the conversation started, he realized that he was going horribly wrong.

    Scroll Demon: "Do you usually do laundry by yourself?"

    Xue Meng catered to its heart: "Yes."

    "But I don't think your hands look like you wash your own clothes."

    Xue Meng: "..."

    Scroll Demon: "Do you practice martial arts?"

    "Yes... a little bit, it's not good for girls to fight and kill, but they can't be helpless."

    "I'm talking about dancing, dancing, what do you think of as a girl? It's not quiet and gentle at all!"

    Xue Meng: "..."

    "Will you stand to see me out, and kneel to welcome me in?"

    Xue Meng looked at his face across the table, and he usually didn't feel like talking like this. However, the positions were reversed, and when he compared his heart to his heart, he suddenly felt that he was very worthy of a beating - standing to see him out, kneeling to welcome him in? Why didn't he go to heaven? Do you really think that Fuxi descended to the world or Shennong came into the world?

    But in order to make it happy, Xue Meng still bite the bullet and said: "Nothing is impossible."

    "Your answer is unwilling, lacking sincerity and enthusiasm."

    "..."

    "You have to say, of course I would!"

    After such a dialogue, in the end, the scroll demon still stood up when the hourglass was not finished. It said to Xue Meng: "I'm sorry, I don't think I want to talk to you anymore."

    Xue Meng was shocked!

    He answered all the answers according to his own requirements for mate selection and the tricks that Mei Hanxue taught him yesterday. In a hurry, he was impatient, remembering what Mei Hanxue said at the end, "You can praise it if you really can't", so he hurriedly shouted: "Stop!!!"

    The scroll demon was stunned and turned back: "What are you doing?"

    Xue Meng hurriedly adjusted his tone, endured the discomfort and forced a smile: "Then what... Xue head, you are so handsome and handsome, rich and powerful, but the wealth of the country can reach the sky, and you can't be lonely and self-condensed, so let me praise you. …”

    Too blunt.

    Flattery really has to be talented.

    Sure enough, the corners of the scroll demon's mouth twitched, and after a while, he said: "No need. I admit that you are very beautiful, but you are not enough to make me fall in love at first sight. And I can see that you really want to climb on a high branch and blindly cater to me, little one. Madam, you have to be sincere, and I wouldn't want a girl like you who came to me in order to be rich and noble to be the lady in charge."

    Xue Meng: "???"

    "I hope you can recognize as soon as possible that only true love is worth entrusting, and you shouldn't be a superficial woman who is greedy, loves money and admires vanity. Goodbye!"

    Xue Mengden was choked up in his chest! What and what!

    How can you talk to him like this! Too presumptuous!

    Sure enough, it was the teacher of Chu night Ning Xue from Jiang Yeshen. Xue Meng was also a master who couldn't hold back his anger. When he was annoyed, like his master and his father, he suddenly lost his sense and screamed. Shattering the phantom sachet on his waist, he suddenly pulled out the dragon city and rushed towards the scroll demon.

    The scroll demon was shocked: "Aah! Killing again!"

    "You were the one who killed! Where did you get so many demands!"

    The scroll demon didn't forget to shout: "You bitch! How can you yell at me because you can't ask for it! You, you, you—"

    Dodged with a knife, the lights flickered.

    The scroll demon narrowly escaped, turned his head and waited to scold again, and suddenly saw Xue Meng's face that returned to his original appearance after removing the sachet, and suddenly lost his words.

    Xue Meng noticed that its eyes were wrong, and instinctively alerted, lest there was a fraud, he retreated with the knife, and the knife was in front of his chest, raising his eyebrows and sternly said: "What are you doing!"

    The scroll demon smashed his mouth twice, still looking shocked: "You, you, you are actually a man?"

    "nonsense!"

    Xue Meng was about to start again, but he heard it exclaimed in amazement: "It's still such a man with agility, handsomeness, extraordinary temperament!!!"

    Xue Meng: "???"

    The scroll demon's eyes lit up, and he shouted up to the sky: "Ah! Finally! I finally found true love!!!"

    Xue Meng: "..."

    "So it is the most narcissistic Xue Ziming. In fact, as long as Xue Meng dances a knife in front of the scroll demon, it will feel that there is a beauty in the world, and there is no need to spend a lot of time to dress up as a woman..."

    After the matter was over, the elder Chen Xuyuan stood in the flower hall of Taobao Villa, watching Xue Meng talking to the owner of Ma Zhuang, who had been cursed and restored to his original form, in a rage.

    Because the owner of Ma Zhuang was relieved of urgent needs, Xue Meng scolded what is what, hey he smiled, and didn't care about the disaster. The basket was originally stabbed by Xue Meng.

    "Don't sell this broken scroll for the people in the future!" Xue Meng ended with such an angry remark.

    The owner of Ma Zhuang smiled and said: "Yes, yes! I don't want to become a little bee anymore. To tell the truth, I saw Jiang Jiang's transformation into a bird, Chu Zongshi's transformation into a cat, and I was very frightened. Can eat me. Stop playing, stop playing."

    Xue Meng rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed not to pursue it.

    As for the surrendered scroll demon, Ma Yun cast a spell on it and refined it, sealed it into a small wooden doll the size of a palm, and gave it to Xue Meng as a gift for surrendering the demon.

    Xue Meng didn't want to accept this little thing, because the little doll opened his mouth: "Xue Zhangmen is handsome and unrestrained!". Change it to the past, this kind of words may be in the middle of Xue Meng's flattery, but Xue Mengfang was still afflicted by the scroll demon. Hearing it praised him like this, he was not so happy for a while.

    He frowned and said, "Alright, alright, it's almost done. How can I be so fond of listening to good words. Don't, don't bring it, this thing is not sincere at all."

    The little doll was anxious when he heard it, and then he said: "Xue Lang is very beautiful! Xue Lang is very beautiful!"

    "Mrs. Wang is the most beautiful lady!"

    "Master Chu is the most amazing!"

    "..."

    "Don't leave me 嘤嘤嘤, the head of Xue is kind and kind..."

    Come on, Jiangshan's nature is difficult to change, and no matter how you say these words, it is still useful to hear Xue Meng's ears. Then Xue Meng reluctantly took the little puppet and put it in the box and brought it back to the top of life and death.

    Before leaving, Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "Sect Master Xue, I suddenly remembered and asked...Are you satisfied with my role as the Empress? If you are satisfied, I suggest you give a good review here—"

    "Criticize you a ghost!" Xue Meng interrupted him angrily, staring at him and Mei Hanxue, "I have written down the accounts of both of you! I will let Mingyuelou clean up you when I look back!"

    Mei Hanxue laughed and said softly, "I'm so scared."

    Mei Hanxue said lightly: "Master has been in retreat recently, and I will temporarily take care of the head of the Snow Palace. Welcome head Xue to come to Kunlun to complain at any time, and I welcome you."

    Xue Meng was stunned for a moment and shouted: "Mei Hanxue! You, you are shameless! - Is there anyone who can speak justice in your Kunlun Snow Palace!!" Quick https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

    The morning sun is like golden threads on a loom, shining down on the pink walls and black tiles, on the barrier of the Taobao Mountain Villa with black night cat totems, the noisy young people, and the poor horses who raise their hands to cry and laugh. The owner's face.

    The small twists and turns in this comfortable world have passed like this.

    A month later, the owner of Ma Zhuang announced who the big gift box of the Worry Scroll activity ended up - forced by Xue Meng's obscenity and prestige, he picked up the horse's black box to operate, and miserably awarded the gift box to the top ten guests." Wang Xiaoxue". Those gold and silver jewelry, blueprint instruments... all were carried back to the top of life and death.

    As for the 500 out-of-print erotic pictures in the erotic palace, it was naturally cut off by Ta Xianjun from Nanping Mountain.

    - "Master said, give these books to him, and he will forgive you for lying to him." Step Xianjun shamelessly communicated to Xue Meng.

    And when Xue Meng, who was dealing with official business in the Dianxin Hall at the top of the dead, saw such a sound transmission paper crane, he smashed the paper crane with an annoyed fist.

    "Don't be ashamed! How could Shizun see this kind of thing! In addition, Shizun has already forgiven me! He wrote me a letter more than ten days ago, and the ink burned you shameless dog thing, and it's in Sow discord in the middle!"

    After such a fuss, he said to the little disciple standing in the hall, "You! Take someone to Nanping Mountain and snatch back the five hundred erotic books for me! Burn them all!"

    "This..." The little disciple was terrified, and he was hard-pressed to open his heart.

    Sect Master, that's Stepping Immortal Monarch! Taking the Yellow Book from the hands of Ta Xianjun is tantamount to pulling teeth from a tiger's mouth. This is a life-threatening appointment!

    Xue Meng stared at him: "What are you still doing! You can't let Mo Ran take that shameless thing to harm the elder Yuheng! Go!"

    "..."

    The younger disciple had no choice but to go out bitterly, hoping silently in his heart that he would meet Master Mo, and that there might be a way to survive...

    He opened the door, and the dazzling sunlight reflected on the newly repaired jade plaque in the Danxin Hall. The four characters "Danxin Kejian" on it were newly inscribed by Xue Meng. It has its own sparkle and tenderness.

    The scars of parting from the past are slowly healing. The war has passed for a year or two... The deceased people who stayed in this world have finally learned to be hilarious, quarrel, run in, adapt, and silently miss. Youth gradually replaces old, vitality gradually replaces sadness, light replaces darkness, stability replaces hesitation.

    You see, no matter how long the darkness is, even the polar night will have a day that will pass.

    Liveliness and laughter will still bloom.

    Just like today.

    ——End of "Xue Meng's Blind Date"——

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