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    The next morning.

    Ta Xianjun squinted his eyes and sat under the loquat tree in the courtyard, while peeling and eating loquats for himself, squinting his eyes, thinking about something in a trance. Biquge TV debut www.biqugetv.com m.biqugetv.com

    After switching the state, he can't remember anything else in the past three days, and he vaguely remembers that he got a wooden box, which is a rice cake... The rice cake monster sent it, it seems to be the birthday of Chu Wanning related to gifts.

    But more, he can't recall.

    Treading Xianjun didn't dare to take it lightly, after all, he felt that Master Mo was a bird man with a lot of scheming.

    Where do you look like yourself, handsome, upright, domineering, mighty, and sincere to others.

    Such an honest person is really at a loss.

    Stepping Xianjun sighed, and a deep light flashed in his purple-black eyes. The loquat juice is very sticky, he raised his hand and licked his fingertips, absorbing the traces of sweetness, and said to himself: I can't lose! This seat is from an emperor’s background, and this seat knows much more than the other self when it comes to competing for favor in the harem! The so-called knowing oneself and knowing the enemy can win a hundred battles. As long as this seat sees the congratulations from Master Mo in advance, this seat will be able to fight back and force him!

    But it is one thing to want to know about Master Mo's gift, but how to know it is another profound knowledge.

    He didn't expect to be able to communicate with himself spiritually, only if Zongshi Mo would take care of him.

    Then... try to let Chu nightning go to the clichés?

    No no no.

    This idea was quickly dismissed by Ta Xianjun himself.

    Looking back on his previous life, Song Qiutong always dressed up on festivals, tried his best to please him, and came to ask him if "Sister Chu Fei" had prepared any gifts for him.

    At that time, he was holding an evil fire in his heart, looking at Song Qiutong's seemingly shrewd but stupid head, it took a lifetime of self-restraint to not swear - what! Ask what to ask! Chu nightning just didn't give this seat a festive gift, are you satisfied! ! !

    But every time he didn't shout, he suppressed his anger, opened a gloomy smile, and said slowly: "I didn't expect the queen to care so much about Concubine Chu, and she would have to look up to him when she gave her a gift."

    Song Qiutong's beautiful face flashed with panic, and she became more and more submissive and charming because of her fear, hoping to win the king's pity.

    So she hurriedly said: "I just can't make up my mind, I want to know the heart of Chu Fei's sister..."

    "Oh...I want to understand Concubine Chu's mind." Ta Xianjun slowly dipped these words between his lips, and sneered, his eyes were like cold swords, and a cold light appeared.

    "So, do you want to show that you, the queen, have no opinion, and you plan to be a concubine like him, or simply become a concubine?"

    Song Qiutong was so frightened that he stumbled to his knees and kowtowed.

    At the time, he only felt that disgust and anger were entrenched in his heart at the same time, biting and fighting. Gong E, who witnessed this incident next to him, only said that the emperor was moody, but no one knew it - even if Song Qiutong didn't know it himself, he was really touched by her - he had been under house arrest for so long, only to get people, but As if never got the heart.

    As for those obedience, surrender, and admiration that he longed for, it was more like a cold moon in nine days, out of reach.

    Even in these years, he has not received any festive gifts from Chu Wanning... Even when the snow on New Year's Eve is deep, the "Happy New Year" he secretly expects is all wishful thinking.

    Song Qiutong just stabbed his self-esteem and his troubles. mocking him for having nothing, mocking him for being a loner, a pitiful ghost who seems to be determined to win but has deep resentment—

    How dare she... how dare she! ! !

    The emperor turned blue with anger, Song Qiutong turned pale with fright, he stared at her sullenly, the truth could not be spit out quickly, and she had no idea what wrong she had committed.

    At that time, neither of the two emperors realized that her competition for favor was lost from the very beginning.

    Yes.

    Can't ask Chu nightning.

    After finishing this memory, Ta Xianjun became more and more firm in his thoughts.

    The essence of competing for favor lies in the lightness of the cloud and the wind.

    However, how to inquire about Mo Zongshi's actions without paying any attention?

    There is not much time left for him. Tomorrow is Chu Wanning's birthday. He only has the last few hours to win this battle of defeat.

    In the midst of contemplation, Ta Xianjun saw the dog head chasing a flower and butterfly running in front of him. Goutou noticed his gaze, stopped abruptly, tilted his head, and squinted at the troubled former emperor with his usual cheap eyes. The dog's eyes are full of wisdom and care. Biquge TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/

    Stepping on Xianjun has a clever move.

    Got it!

    "Good dog head, good dog head, come." While Chu nightning went out to explore the spirit of the plants and trees in Nanping Mountain, Tread Xianjun hugged the dog head, put it on his lap, and then with a self-conscious smile that was actually very scary , rubbing its dog's paws, "This seat knows that you are the smartest. You should be able to understand what this seat says."

    Dog Head: "..."

    "I'm asking you, do you know that Japan got a wooden box a few days ago?"

    Dog Head: "Woo..."

    "You can be obedient and bring the box to this seat, can you do it?"

    "Woooooo..." Can't do it.

    Stepping Xianjun's face sank a bit, but he still smiled: "How about giving you a meat and bone to eat?"

    "Wang Wang!" Two!

    "Okay, just two for two."

    The immortal Treading Immortal Monarch, who looks like a dog, is indeed better at communicating with his peers than the human-like Master Mo. One person and one dog have reached a consensus of embarrassment so quickly when they are completely speechless.

    "Wang!!"

    The dog head shook its tail and jumped out of the arms of Ta Xianjun. Da Da Da ran to the depths of some inconspicuous grass. After a while, it became a traitor of Master Mo and hid Master Mo. planed out the box with thoughts, and sent it to Ta Xianjun with the soil.

    "So fast?"

    "Wang Wang Wang!" That is, you don't even look at who I am.

    Stepping Xianjun was very satisfied, smiled and touched the dog's head: "Aiqing is really a good dog, this seat will call you-"

    Feng He hadn't figured it out yet, when he heard familiar footsteps outside the courtyard. Ta Xianjun's face changed, and he immediately raised his hand and took his thoughts into a box and received it into his arms with lightning speed.

    Then he turned back with the calmness that nothing happened: "Wanning is back."

    The dog head also wagged his tail with the calmness of nothing, and flattered his tongue at Chu Wanning.

    Chu nightning, who came back from the mountain tour, looked at this person and a dog, and always felt that there was a mysterious conspiracy flowing between them: "...What are you doing?"

    Stepping Xianjun quickly changed the topic: "How is the harem of this seat?"

    Chu nightning said: "Your Xiaocui and Xiaohong are dead."

    "!!!" Step Xianjun was shocked, "What?!!"

    "Last night in the storm, the Xiangfei Bamboo and Red Begonia you planted on the southern hillside were all blown down. I told you not to plant them on the windward side of the rock wall. If you don't listen, I can only give you a long memory next time."

    Ta Xianjun was suddenly sad, and he quit.

    That was when he just returned to Nanping Mountain, and he excitedly pulled the grass and trees that Chu Wanning planted together! Although he has always called those flowers and plants his harem in order to make fun of Chu Wanning, there are not only concubines in the harem, but he actually secretly sealed the trees they planted as princesses and princes.

    Now their child actually died, is this still worth it?

    "No! I'm going to have a look!"

    "What are you looking at?" Chu nightning took it seriously when he teased him, and immediately pulled him over and said to him, "I cast a spell and have already connected the broken flowers and plants back."

    "All taken?"

    "It's all taken."

    Stepping Xianjun stared at him, and after a while, Chu nightning didn't have time to react, and he suddenly opened his sleeves and hugged him firmly.

    "..." Chu nightning was suddenly wrapped around his waist and hugged, and smiled helplessly, "What are you doing...?"

    Stepping on Xianjun sitting, Chu nightning standing, stepping on Xianjun's head against Chu nightning's belly, want to rub a little, but can't put it down, and finally only muffled: "This seat... this seat Happy."

    This is the heart of Chu Wanning. He will feel distressed that the flowers, plants and trees he expects to be planted will be destroyed by wind and rain, and he will save them for him without a word. The dead wood is still in the spring, and his heart that was once tired and withered, and finally, accompanied by Chu Wanning, gradually has a bright red color, with blood, heat and love.

    He was finally able to walk carefully into the light.

    In order to let the light shine a little more for himself and less for Master Mo, Ta Xianjun became more and more determined to solve the mystery of Master Mo's gift. He has a bad mind. Unlike Zongshi Mo, who is very sober, he refuses to admit that the two of them are one. Therefore, Zongshi Mo has no hostility to the other self, but he is blushing and fighting Zongshi every day. .

    On the grounds that "I am in a good mood today, I am here to cook in person", Ta Xianjun quietly locked himself in the small kitchen by himself, and began to study this idea.

    The experience of the emperor of the human world told him that as long as he could open this box, Zongshi Mo's secret would be exposed under his nose.

    But the question is how can the box be opened?

    ——

    "Open the box!"

    Useless.

    "You think about it!"

    It's still closed.

    "Show you this handsome face."

    The box remained motionless.

    Stepping Xianjun tried all kinds of arguments, but he couldn't understand them all. In the end, he was a little manic, and his palm was condensed with red light, intending to be hard, and he wanted to split one in half!

    He suddenly slashed down with his palm, only to hear a clang!

    The bench under the box was broken.

    But the box is still in good condition.

    "It's ridiculous, I still don't believe this evil..." Ta Xianjun said angrily, calling out his saber and slashing it horizontally and vertically for more than twenty knives. It's just that he was helpless in the kitchen and couldn't release his spiritual power at will to prevent the house from blowing up, so he couldn't exert one ten thousandth of his power. After a long time, the box was still intact.

    On the contrary, Chu nightning knocked on the door outside: "Ink burning? What are you doing, why is there such a big movement inside?"

    "...Chop the stuffing!" Ta Xianjun casually said, "Make a pie!"

    Chu nightning paused for a while: "There is still leftovers from the day before yesterday in the ice mirror, and I haven't used up the outflanking hands before."

    "Okay, got it."

    After answering the voice, Step Xianjun reacted with hindsight - that's not right! Chu nightning gave Mo Zongshi to outflank again? !

    Why didn't he! ! !

    This thought made me even more angry, and felt that couldn't let Zongshi Mo let go, and definitely couldn't let the other party ask for another credit on his birthday! That hypocrite, scumbag!

    Compete with him? How unreasonable!

    Treading Xianjun's eyes were covered with a layer of darkness, he stared at the box, his slender and smooth fingers rubbed the rough texture on it, and bad water appeared in his heart. He thought, or... just throw the box under the cliff...?

    Isn't it a birthday present? He can find a better one for Chu Wanning before the sun sets today.

    He is the Emperor Stepping Immortal. He wants something unique in the sky and the earth, what can't he do?

    Although he was very tired of the days when he was high above and noble as a king, and loved the warmth of returning to the world, so he always liked to disguise himself when he had nothing to do, go down the mountain to smell the fireworks in the world, and even felt that he secretly disguised as "Master Gou" to do odd jobs. The money earned is much more precious and meaningful than the rare treasures presented by others in the cold and deep palace at that time.

    But although such common sweetness is good, he is unwilling to show his love.

    Stepping on Xianjun is shameful, especially in order to distinguish himself from the poor master Mo, even if he secretly loves the farmhouse’s cabbage and boiled tofu, he has to pretend that his favorite is still the grand show. , is the delicacies of the mountains and seas.

    This kind of prestige to make a fat man with a swollen face is occasionally beneficial.

    For example, Step Xianjun firmly believes that as long as he risks being slapped to death by Chu Wanning, arrogantly re-emerges in the rivers and lakes, and searches for treasures everywhere, he will be able to quickly find the kind of luxurious and exquisite on the stage, novel and unique connotation gift!

    Certainly!

    After this idea took root in his heart, Ta Xianjun stood up and planned to put away the wooden box and find an opportunity to take it out in the afternoon and throw it away.

    However, after thinking about it, he really wanted to do this, and his recovered conscience was still a little uneasy.

    ... Then, then Chu nightning will have one less gift. What if you can't find a better seat? In case Chu nightning really likes this box and is destroyed by this seat, isn't it... uh... Isn't it going to come and make trouble with this seat? This seat is now letting him favor the front, if he really makes trouble, what should we do? How to coax? Will it be useless to coax?

    Thinking about it like this, felt a little worried.

    Since ancient times, the family of ruthless emperors, once the emperor has love, can only be reduced to go to the house with his lover.

    Even such a trivial matter, thinking that Chu nightning may be unhappy, his heart can't be hardened.

    This seat is useless!

    Step Xianjun sighed in his heart.

    But at this moment, he suddenly found a white figure passing by the small window of Mucha. He knew something was different and immediately grabbed it, but the thing ran so fast that he only had time to see a small blue lamp supported by a white tail, but he didn't see the whole picture, and it had disappeared into the grass .

    There was a rolled emerald green lotus leaf in the gap between the wooden fence of the window.

    ...the rice cake monster! !

    Treading Xianjun's mind suddenly appeared, and suddenly aroused the memory of another adventure that belonged to him two days ago.

    He immediately raised his hand and pulled out the lotus leaf left by the rice cake essence, and looked at it with the sunlight pouring in from the window.

    Ta Xianjun scolded himself angrily: "Mo Weiyu, you are so courageous! How dare you mock this seat!"

    I saw that on the lotus leaf, a few lines were written crookedly:

    Hello Emperor!I'm a rice cake connoisseur with the personality of a guest emperor, and I sneaked out of the village to report to the emperor.This is a box where everything comes into a box. There is a fairyland outside the world. The opening spell was set by Master Mo. It is called "It's too stupid to send gold". I can only help you here!come on!!!You can do it!

    Although Ta Xianjun didn't know what "pinke" meant, he felt that this demon didn't learn mortal mandarin well, and his words were mixed with the words of the demon tribe, but he understood it with his witty mind, and by contacting the context, he understood that the other party must bepraising yourself.

    This rice cake is so good!Very aware of the times!He planned to make it a first-rank officer of Nanping Mountain after it was done!

    After Ta Xianjun finished thinking like this, he paused, in order to accomplish the big thing, suppress the humiliation that was despised by the other self, and gritted his teeth and said to the wooden box—

    "It's too stupid to send gold."

    A golden light flashed, and the Ta Xianjun in the kitchen disappeared.

    He also got into the box of thoughts.

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