Chapter 58

Regardless of whether it counts as meeting the parents or not, this person's behavior just now was really like that. He was madly in favor of Aunt Mei, and it seemed that he was more like the godson.

"Forget it," Xie Yu took two steps forward, "so remember to eat the walnuts your parents gave you."

He Chao looked down at the bag in his hand, and the joy of his son-in-law coming to the door was washed away a little.

At the dinner table just now, the two of them didn't talk much to each other, for fear of saying too much stuff and focusing on the little things under the table, so Xie Yu was only now complaining: "You walk in the wind in the afternoon. elder brother."

He Chao said, "It's alright, walking on the street feels like the whole street is mine."

"Are you really going to climb up with two words of sarcasm?"

The bus here turns one every half an hour, and it is estimated that the last one has just left. The station sign is slanted, and there are no seats in the waiting area, which looks extremely poor.

When He Chao came, he didn't pay attention to this, trying to find a place to sit, only to see four bare piles. According to the four piles, you can imagine the original appearance of the waiting seat: "Your place is very unique..."

When Xie Yu came during the summer vacation, this seat was like this, and Zhou Dalei was still squatting on the street waiting for him.

"It was stolen some time ago, but I checked the surveillance and found it later," Xie Yu briefly introduced the theft case that once caused a sensation. He paused and said, "It must have been stolen again."

The aunt of the neighborhood committee is always the busiest person in this block. In order to deal with the endless trivial matters on the street, she is heartbroken. Every now and then, you can hear people from the neighborhood committee with red armbands on their arms and shouting through loudspeakers: "Why are the manhole covers missing?" Already?!—Who among you stole the manhole cover?"

"Who smashed the station sign? And the waiting seat, what's the use of cutting it with a saw and carrying it home?"

He Chao was overjoyed: "So funny?"

There are even more powerful ones.

The manhole cover was later found to have been stolen by a gangster in the next street. Of course, the residents in the next street would not turn their elbows out and beat him to death. The two streets quarreled about the manhole cover. Get on the local news.

He Chao asked, "The last fight?"

Xie Yu: "No fight, do we look vulgar?"

"No...?"

"..."

It was just a few aunts from the Neighborhood Committee of Heishui Street who unknowingly stole the manhole cover from the next street in the dark and windy night.

The next street never imagined that such an operation would still be possible, and it was stupid to wake up the next morning.

After Xie Yu finished speaking, when he saw He Chao standing beside him in a daze, he stopped, stretched out his hand and waved in front of this man: "Hello."

Xie Yu waved twice, but was impatient. He wanted to slap him directly, but He Chao suddenly grabbed his hand and squeezed a few fingers between his fingers, and then he heard He Chao whisper. : "...Before today, I only saw this place in the photos you took."

What He Chao didn't say was that those photos didn't come alive until he personally came here today... The little animals that came out of the grass, with traces of fighting in the mud puddles, dried and turned black. A knot on the body, squinting eyes lying in the sun.

Every brick, every building that passes, and all the sounds around here.

Only then did he know where Xie Yu's contradictory and attractive qualities came from—blocking all the malice in the world with a hard shell, such as the irritable and unapproachable attitude.

But the soft place in my heart is still spotless.

He Chao felt that he had a lot to say, and finally took the child's hand and said, "I don't think I can be saved."

Xie Yu listened to the sound of the plastic bags rubbing while walking, thought of the walnuts, and secretly thought to himself: I don't think it's helpful either.

As far as this brain is concerned, eating walnuts is 80% useless.

The two waited for a while, and half an hour had passed, and the car hadn't come yet.

Xie Yu wanted to see what time it is now, but found that he forgot to charge last night, and the battery couldn't hold up. Just after the screen was turned on, the screen went dark a few times before it turned on. He touched He Chao with his elbow: "Where's your phone?"

He Chao said, "Pants pocket, left."

Xie Yu had just put his fingers on the edge of He Chao's trousers pocket, and the denim fabric was a little stiff. Before he could put his hand in, He Chao reminded, "Be honest, don't touch it."

Xie Yu paused with his fingers: "You think it's quite beautiful."

19:21.

This point is neither too early nor too late, but it also includes the next more than an hour's drive.

Xie Yu thought about it, and decided to call Ms. Gu to inform her.

The interface of He Chao's mobile phone is very simple, and there is not much mobile phone software, but the game category is densely packed. At first glance, only a few pink icons can be seen, and there is a familiar green in the corner.

Xie Yu didn't look carefully. He wanted to press the dial icon in the lower right corner, but accidentally touched the browser to the left of the dial button.

After all, it is privacy. Xie Yu didn't have the kind of thought to flip through the object's mobile phone. His hand reacted faster than his head. He subconsciously pressed back to return to the main interface.

But he was sure that he had just seen something out of the ordinary on the browser page he had just passed by.

Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds, then clicked in again.

- Baidu Knows: Ten must-learn kissing skills.

"..."

Xie Yu raised his head and glanced at He Chao. This man was already playing with the wild cat that was half-protruding from the bushes. The boy was squatting on the side of the street, holding a plastic bag in one hand and reaching out with the other, whistling for a long time, and the cat just stared at him warily.

He Zhao finally had no choice, he crouched and snapped his fingers. He was quite handsome, but the cat whimpered in fright, turned his head, and burrowed into the depths of the bushes.

"What are you running, I won't eat you."

He Chao was about to stand up when he noticed that the little boy was crouching beside him, so he turned his head and asked, "Have you finished your calls?"

Xie Yu handed the phone back: "I called, but no one answered."

Ms. Gu probably left her cell phone at home when she was out on business. He didn't like to make calls from the landline of Zhong's house. Basically, servants answered them.

Little fart daddy.

He Chao didn't know that his secret Baidu kissing skills had been revealed. He took the phone and tucked it into his trousers pocket. When he got up, he heard Xie Yu calling him, "He Chao."

He Chao paused and looked to the side: "Huh?"

Xie Yu was still squatting, but he hooked his fingers at him, following the way he led the cat just now.

He Chao put one hand in his trouser pocket, bent over, and stopped when he was still some distance away from Xie Yu. He was about to say "what are you doing, little kid?" when Xie Yu grabbed the collar and directly grabbed him down. bring.

Xie Yu tightened his fingers suddenly, and his knuckles were faintly white due to the force. He Zhao bent over, and was still a little unsteady. Although Xie Yu was squatting, he grabbed his collar to use his strength, and his whole body rose up a little. He approached him in such a simple and rough manner.

The next second—

Xie Yu's lips pressed against his.

He Chao was stunned.

What followed was a beating heart.

He had studied the kissing technique so many times, and at this time, he even forgot to close his eyes.

So he saw Xie Yu's raised face, and his neck was stretched into a beautiful line. don't know if it was because of nervousness, and the Adam's apple moved slightly. This small movement was inconspicuous at all, but it was completely different from the strength he showed. different.

Xie Yu posted for a while, then slowly opened his eyes.

He Chao just slammed into Xie Yu's eyes.

The street lights behind the two were on, shining on the muddy ground, cutting through the night and creating a beautiful halo.

Xie Yu recalled what he had just seen on He Chao's phone, so tentatively, he stuck out the tip of his tongue a little and touched He Chao's tightly closed lips.

...

Then Xie Yu also completely forgot what was written on the kissing technique. He just remembered that the other person's lips were very soft, and his whole body became hot when they touched it.

Before Xie Yu let go, He Chao heard him say, "Don't come to me, look to Baidu. Brother Chao, you love studying."

The bus just came in from a street corner, the line 21 on the front of the car was flashing red, the long body turned around the corner, the road was uneven, and the bus was bumpy.

Both of them went back to City A, and they had to transfer halfway through the same car, but it was not the same car that took the 21 bus and then transferred to the station.

Afraid that the 30 yuan in the He Dynasty could not be counted again the last time, Xie Yu simply paid for the fare together, and then dragged the commander to the last row.

There were not many people on the train at night, and only two or three people sat in the front row when they got there. The light in the car is not good, especially when there are few people, the lights in the car are not turned on very much, and it is dark from a distance outside.

Especially in the corners of the back row, you can hardly see anyone when you sit down.

He Chao didn't speak for a long time, Xie Yu was still thinking, this person has been shy for a long time, and then heard He Chao say in his ear, "Fuck, I'm hard."

"..."

"Just when you licked it just now."

Xie Yu was quite calm just now. I don't know why He Chao said "licking", but all the details of the kiss just now surfaced, and he said after a while, "Do you Baidu?"

He Chao: "..."

Xie Yu: "What should I do if I get an erection on the bus?"

Facts have proved that can't do anything, and can't sit next to the children no matter what. He Zhao bent down and moved forward, intending to calm down.

The two sat side by side.

The bus bumped all the way.

When He Chao was almost calm, he cleared his throat and asked, "That... Baidu."

"I saw it accidentally," Xie Yu huddled in the back row, feeling a little dizzy, "What are you thinking about every day?"

He Zhao didn't mention kissing since the gym class was in the equipment room, and he suddenly became very indifferent, which was strange to him. Unexpectedly, this person planned to practice kissing skills before coming to him.

He Chao didn't speak. He lowered his head and fiddled with the phone for a while, then handed it to Xie Yu.

Xie Yu reached out and took it. On the screen of his phone was an article that Shen Jie had forwarded in the Penguin space. The name was very shameful. It was called a must-read for the first kiss of young men. Look! good stuff!

- Some first kiss killers let people kiss once and don't want to do it a second time.

-If you don't want to be such a "killer", then you have to master the following skills.

Xie Yu didn't know what to say: "What is Shen Jie doing with this, isn't he a single dog?"

He Chao: "...he said it was for the future."