Chapter 98: The Seventy Questions of Compatibility (Part 1)

Chen Fang: Hello everyone, I am today's charge d'affaires and host Brother Fang. That's right, I'm the only precious straight man in this novel. The first half (harmonious version) of Sixty Questions about Sexuality will be hosted by me. .

——Q1

Chen Fang: You two, sign up.

Xu Qichen: Xu Qichen (smiling softly)

Xia Zhixu: Xu Qichen's husband. (proud face)

Xu Qichen: People are asking about names, not identities...

Xia Zhixu: Oh. My name is Xia Zhixu, Xia Zhixu's Xia, Xu Qichen's Xu.

——Q2

Chen Fang: Brothers, how are you this year?

Xu Qichen: 25 years old.

Xia Zhixu: Same as him~

Xu Qichen: No, you haven't had your birthday yet.

Xia Zhixu: What are you doing so seriously, 25 years old~

Xu Qichen: No, there is no 25 without a birthday. You are now 24 years old, one year younger than me.

Xia Zhixu: Okay~ Our family has the final say~ (touching head)

Chen Fang: Please respect me as a single dog.

——Q3

Chen Fang: (rolling up his sleeves) Come on, describe the character of the other party.

Xia Zhixu: As for our family Chenchen, he was a little talker when he was a child, but he was kind-hearted and kept everything in his heart. After getting acquainted with him, you will find that he is actually very sincere and gentle. When he is unhappy, he will droop his head. When he is happy, he will talk more, and he is super coquettish (although unintentional). Now he is more and more arrogant. More attributes will be developed, in short, Xu Xiaobao is the cutest in the world...

Chen Fang: Stop! You have timed out (pinch the watch), and the other party's defense friend invites you.

Xu Qichen: Like the sun, but also has a fragile side.

——Q4

Chen Fang: Describe your personality~

Xia Zhixu: The outside is hot and the inside is cold. It seems that I am good at socializing, but I am not happy with it. But every smile in the face of my little grandfather comes from the heart!

Xu Qichen: It’s cold outside and hot inside. used to be cowardly and pessimistic, but now I’m much better, and I’m more cheerful than before.

——Q5

Chen Fang: When did the two meet for the first time? What is the first impression?

Xia Zhixu: 7:39 am on September 1, 2015! It was the first day of my high school. When I saw him, I was attracted by his temperament, and at that time he was covered in injuries. He looked like a stray cat that was carefully hiding in the crowd. It was very painful. And he also took the initiative to ask me for candy, but in the end I couldn't give him the candy, which is a little regrettable.

Xu Qichen: The first day of school. First impression...a little weird. When I was in the car, I felt someone was watching me all the time, wearing the same school uniform as me, I thought it was weird but didn't say anything, and this person was good-looking. Later, the hypoglycemia attack was very uncomfortable, so I asked this person for help, but later he was taken away by an aunt to rest while he was buying candy. At that time, I was a little sorry, and I kept thinking about this while sitting in the breakfast shop.

Xia Zhixu: (grabbing the point) Did you notice me when you were in the car? Still think I look good?

Chen Fang: (interrupting) People think you are perverted...

Xu Qichen: Because you have been staring at me, no matter how slow you are, you will find it. But at the time I thought you were just curious, after all I had a lot of injuries.

Xia Zhixu: No! I also think you are very beautiful, your skin is very white and your hair looks soft...

Chen Fang: Did you see it, girls, how realistic this face-seeing world is. (sigh)

——Q6

Chen Fang: What do you like about each other?

Xia Zhixu: like them all, from the outside to the inside.

Xu Qichen: (suddenly seizes the right to ask questions) What if you have to choose one?

Xia Zhixu: If you have to choose... Probably, no matter how much pain the world has given you, you can still treat it gently, the power of peace. How about you?

Xu Qichen: Perseverance and enthusiasm. But in fact, I like everything about you, and I like all of your little hobbies and ailments.

Chen Fang: Who among you will buy single dog insurance for me?

——Q7

Chen Fang: (stand book) I like this question hahaha. What do you hate the most about each other? must answer!

Xia Zhixu: (thinking hard)... He doesn't take good care of himself every time, steps on the ground with bare feet, doesn't eat well, and there are always inexplicable peach blossoms around him.

Xu Qichen: Speaking of peach blossoms... Who are the two of us more? Your peach blossoms have opened from the Yangtze River Bridge to the Himalayas.

Xia Zhixu: (holds Chenchen in his arms) I don't even look down on it, really! I have been guarding you for ten years!

Chen Fang: (pulling away Xia Zhixu) Okay, hold it up. Comrade Xiao Xu, please answer, what do you hate about Xia Zhixu?

Xu Qichen: Self-doubt and lack of security. In fact, it's not that I hate him. I like every part of him. I just want him to know that I'm the same as him, and I've loved him for ten years. It's impossible to have such a relationship in my life. I'm not very good at expressing feelings and may give him the illusion that I don't love him that much. But it's not. Over the years, I've written millions of words of novels, and every word was written for him.

Xia Zhixu: (stretching out his hand to hug Chenchen, but Chen Fang drags him away)

——Q8

Chen Fang: What do you two usually call each other?

Xia Zhixu: The most frequent title is "Little Ancestor", followed by Little Xu, because I think he is super cute. Sometimes called Chenchen (as everyone calls it) or baby. More formal occasions will call him Qichen.

Xu Qichen: Most of the time, don't have a name, just speak. When it's a little more serious, I'll call him to know. When joking, he will call him Little Sun.

Chen Fang: (with a wretched expression) Xiao~~Tai~~Yang~~

Xia Zhixu: Go away.

——Q9

Chen Fang: Then what do you want the other party to call you?

Xia Zhixu: Husband, or brother Xu (expanded fantasy)

Chen Fang: I will vomit out of respect first (clasping fists)

Xu Qichen: Just... a little ancestor is fine, um.

Chen Fang: Xiao Xu, your ears are a little red~

Xu Qichen: Yes, yes...

Xia Zhixu: Do you remember what I said? I want to hear you call my husband uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Chen Fang: (covering Xia Zhixu's mouth) Next question!

——Q10

Chen Fang: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is? What a boring subject!

Xia Zhixu: Snow-white kitten. And it's a little stray cat that I picked up and brought home. At first, it was very cold and often grabbed me with its paws, but after getting used to it, it would stick to my little cat.

Xu Qichen: Big dogs, such as Golden Retriever or German Shepherd, are loyal and intelligent ones.

——Q11

Chen Fang: If you wanted to give each other a gift, what would you choose?

Xia Zhixu: Actually, I was very distressed, because I wanted to give him everything I saw. I was like this before we were together, so I didn't have my own preferences for a while. When I saw something, the first thing I thought of was him. like or not.

Chen Fang: You are too infatuated!

Xu Qichen: Gift... Let's cook him a meal in person.

Chen Fang: (he started to cry when he heard cooking) Give me a CP! I want a love bento too!

Xia Zhixu: You are the officially designated single dog (laughing around)

Xu Qichen: Let me make it for you next time you come to my house.

Chen Fang: (cries bitterly) Xiao Xu is the best 1551

Xia Zhixu; get out.

——Q12

Chen Fang: (blows his nose) What gift do you want?

Xia Zhixu: Xu Qichen himself!

Xu Qichen: Xia, Xia knows Xu. (ears are red again)

Chen Fang: Damn, my newly-breathed nose is besieged by the sour smell of love again.

——Q13

Chen Fang: I like that part of the other party the most, hey, hey, don't say it too restrictive. The restricted level is reserved for Xia Xiqing to host. I can't hold it.

Xu Qichen: Eyes, nose, tiger teeth... like facial features, so let's face it.

Xia Zhixu: So you just like my face?

Xu Qichen: (seriously) Don't everyone who likes you like your face?

Chen Fang: It's too much to say!

Xia Zhixu: (sighs) I like his legs the most. They are very long, straight and white. I also like the ankles and hip bones. Recently, I like to rub the thin layer of skin on his hip bones. It is very comfortable to squeeze...

Chen Fang: Stop! Not to mention, perverted leg control! (covers ears)

Xia Zhixu: You still talk about me! You didn't say you like stockings last time!

Chen Fang: I mean in the film, not real people!

Xu Qichen: Pian’er…………

Xia Zhixu: I haven't seen it, he is not Amway. (But I have already begun to fantasize about stockings...)

——Q14

Chen Fang; What is the most regrettable thing for both of you?

Xia Zhixu: I didn't dare to confess to him directly on the day he broke up with me. Actually, I was ready, but when I heard him say that he was not gay, I was scared. If I had said it directly at the time, maybe things would have been different in the future. But it wasn't a good time either. We were too young at that time, and we couldn't control many things. If we were really together, we wouldn't necessarily come to the end. So thinking about it now is not a pity.

Xu Qichen: After being with him, I felt no regrets. Many people may regret the years we missed, but I think that's the way to go.

——Q15

Chen Fang: Where did the two first date? What about after the official relationship?

Xia Zhixu: After the official date...my parents' house.

Chen Fang: Damn, you are too impatient! just saw parents together.

Xu Qichen: Yes, his parents' house. To be precise, it was the cot in his bedroom.

Chen Fang: Lying—trough—

Xia Zhixu: We didn't do anything, we just lay down and watch the stars, covered the quilt and chatted and slept.

Chen Fang: Me! Do not! Mutually! letter!

——Q16

Chen Fang: How was the atmosphere at that time? (Actually I don't want to hear it)

Xia Zhixu: The atmosphere is very good, I feel that my wish for many years has been fulfilled, and I am so happy that it is about to explode.

Xu Qichen: It's very romantic, especially when he told me about the Roche limit, it felt like I had entered a beautiful little universe.

——Q17

Chen Fang: What was the progress at that time? (Do not listen to Wang Ba Chanting)

Xia Zhixu: He always wanted me to kiss him, but I never kissed him, and then he finally couldn't hold back and came over to tease me hahaha, super cute~

Xu Qichen: Shut up...

Xia Zhixu: Bah, I forcibly kissed our little ancestor, and our little ancestor didn't move.

Chen Fang: Xia Zhixu, you are too strong.

——Q19

Chen Fang: If the other party celebrates his birthday, what will you do?

Xia Zhixu: Actually, we haven't had a birthday since we were together. I remember when I was in high school, because his birthday was in February and the school had not yet started, I went to the bookstore to buy a book for him, but I called him a lot that day and didn't answer. I was very sad, so I just When I went to find him, there was no one at his house, so I packed the book and put it in front of his house, and I didn't dare to ask about it later.

Xu Qichen: I was dragged out by my aunt to celebrate my birthday that day, and I forgot to take my phone. When I got home, I found that there was an extra book in front of my house, and I felt strange. As soon as the phone was turned on, more than a dozen missed calls were all from Xia Zhixu. After calling him back, he hesitated again, which was very strange.

Xia Zhixu: Anyway, I am a strange person in your eyes.

Xu Qichen: What I said strange is the highest level of compliment, which is equivalent to cute in your mouth.

Chen Fang: (Another critical attack) Xiao Xu, what will you do on the other party's birthday?

Xu Qichen: If it is now... will send him a request ticket, which can be used for an unlimited period of time, and can promise him all things unconditionally.

Chen Fang: Qichen, I advise you not to...

Xia Zhixu: Can I have my birthday tomorrow? Can I overdraft!

Xu Qichen: (shaking his head decisively) When he was in high school, many classmates gave gifts for his birthday. I just secretly gave them to him while he wasn't mixing the gifts I bought in the gift drawer.

Xia Zhixu: Have you ever given me a present? (Shock)

Xu Qichen: Yes, the first semester of high school is a pen, the second semester of high school is a CD, the new album of the singer you like.

Xia Zhixu: (I'm going back now to find gifts, don't stop me)

Chen Fang: (holds tightly) I really can't do this job!

——Q20

Chen Fang: Which party did you two confess to first?

Xia Zhixu: I (showing smug teeth)

Xu Qichen: He, but in the last world of the system, I confessed first.

Xia Zhixu: So I like that world the most! Can we cosplay that world every day?

Xu Qichen: Are you Fong?

——Q21

Chen Fang: When did you realize that you liked each other? I have something to say about this question, this bastard Xia Zhixu is a face-slapping maniac, Xiao Xu, don't you know, he said before that he would never fall in love at first sight, but he turned his head and fell in love with you, and he also said that he would never talk about it in high school Falling in love, turning around and chasing after you, and saying that he will never be as stupid as his brother, this consumption is ten years. (Bumps Xia Zhixu's arm) You broke your family record.

Xia Zhixu: Shut up.

Xu Qichen: (smiling without speaking)

Xia Zhixu: Actually, I fell in love with him the first time I saw him. But I'm slow and always thought it was friendship. One day I was walking on the road and saw a very funny tree. My first reaction was to take a picture and send it to him. When I was about to send it, I felt something was wrong, very wrong.

Xu Qichen: Is that tree the WeChat avatar you used in the first world? Lin Ran's avatar.

Xia Zhixu: Yes, isn't it funny?

Xu Qichen: No.

Chen Fang: Xia Zhixu is a fool, don't ignore him, Xiao Xu, when did you find out that you like him?

Xu Qichen: It should be after reading the book with him in the bookstore. I bought the book I read with him and brought it home. Every time I open it, I think of his smiling face, and I can't read a single word. I have never been like this. The book was later locked in a drawer by me and was never taken out again.

——Q22

Chen Fang: Who do you think is your rival in love?

Xia Zhixu: As long as someone looks at our little ancestor, I will include him/her as a rival in love.

Chen Fang: You even eat your uncle's jealousy. I laughed for three days and three nights after I found out the other day. Hahaha, Xia Xiqing also bet with me that Xia Zhixu will never catch you in three years. He is amazing. Xia Zhixu, why don't you give me my surname, Brother Fang will give you a name, Chen vinegar!

Xia Zhixu: Go go go go go go.

Xu Qichen: So far, there is no rival in love, but his suitors are really disturbing. When he goes out, there are often people who are open to chatting up. Although I usually feel nothing, but sometimes I still get jealous.

Xia Zhixu: I like seeing you jealous the most.

Xu Qichen: Then I won't be jealous anymore.

——Q23

Chen Fang: What does the other party do that makes you feel like you're wrong?

Xia Zhixu: Acting like a spoiled child, either consciously or unconsciously is fine, as long as he acts like a spoiled child, my heart melts immediately, and I want to promise him anything.

Xu Qichen: Stupid. For example, going to my autograph party, insisting on hugging and kissing me in public. It's just... I can't do anything about him.

——Q24

Chen Fang: The sexiest expression of the other party? (No... your question is just testing on the edge of high speed)

Xia Zhixu: I just took off my glasses and squinted slightly to see my expression. And the innocent and seductive look in his eyes when he's drunk.

Xu Qichen: An expression of extreme tolerance.

Chen Fang: (eat whale!!)

Xia Zhixu: Cough, cough...I haven't reached the last fifty questions, baby.

Xu Qichen: It's just the truth (naive face)

——Q25

Chen Fang: When two people are together the most heart rate?

Xia Zhixu: When he smiled sweetly at me and told me that he liked me by hitting a straight ball, my heart beat faster.

Xu Qichen: Sometimes he would suddenly say some very heart-warming words, and after listening to it, he couldn't control his heartbeat. And he is particularly good at expressing theorems, which is really attractive.

Chen Fang: It turns out that the root cause of my singleness is the scumbag...

——Q26

Chen Fang: Which world do you like most in the system?

Xia Zhixu: Vampire World! Chenchen in that world is so cute that it explodes! (excited)

Chen Fang: You endured it until it exploded.

Xu Qichen: The first world is my first interaction with him in a psychological sense. Although I didn't know anything at that time, I was still very passive. From his point of view, it should be quite sad.

Xia Zhixu: From my point of view, the whole article is a super-level-abusive-article.

——Q27

Chen Fang: What kind of mentality did you create/enter into the system?

Xia Zhixu: ...To be honest, I just have the mentality of drinking poison to quench my thirst, thinking about a virtual one, as long as I can have him once, I can be liberated (laughs). So in the first world, I used a lot of methods to win his attention, which may have backfired a lot, so when he didn't respond to me at all, I couldn't help but think of reality and felt that I was completely hopeless. Through the virtual system It's also stupid to try to get psychological comfort. I almost wanted to shut down the system and pretend it never happened. But I was a little reluctant, so I persisted, just keeping a little distance from him, so that he didn't hate himself so much. I didn't expect it to succeed in the end. In fact, Lin Ran in the first world was probably the most vulnerable time for me. There were many words that I couldn't say. I used him to say it, which was very uncomfortable.

Xu Qichen: I was tricked in. At that time, I really thought that I had died suddenly, because my health in this line of work was not very good, and I myself was very weak. I thought I would die, but I can't worry about my aunt, and... and I really want to see Xia Zhixu again. I feel a little regretful to leave like this, so I agreed to do the task.

——Q28

Chen Fang: What do you think has changed since you entered the system?

Xia Zhixu: Be more confident. In fact, I used to be quite confident in all aspects. But since I met him, I started to lose confidence. Maybe it was because I liked him so much that I felt that it was impossible to be liked by him. After entering the system, in different worlds, I got more and more responses from him, and I also accumulated more and more confidence, until I finally had the courage to spread everything out, no matter what the outcome was.

Xu Qichen: I have learned how to love someone. In fact, I didn't know how to like a person at all before, and even after realizing that I liked him, my subconscious reaction was to avoid him. But these worlds made me have to leave my comfort zone. Although the original intention was to do the task, it also released my nature that had been bound for a long time, learned to express my feelings, and learned not to avoid it.

Chen Fang: I want to cry when I hear these questions.

Xia Zhixu: Thank God for not causing trouble for me, and also assisting.

——Q29

Chen Fang: Have you ever had a fight?

Xia Zhixu: No, I have been chasing someone for ten years before I catch them, how can I waste my precious time on such a boring thing as quarrelling.

Chen Fang: Damn you and I quarrel every day!

Xia Zhixu: Why are you so embarrassed to compare you with our Chenchen? No b-number.

Xu Qichen: If he can't quarrel, he is most afraid that I will be angry, so he is ready to beg for mercy at any time, and his desire to survive is full.

——Q30

Chen Fang: What little hobbies does the other party have in daily life?

Xia Zhixu: I especially like to kick me with my feet when I'm cuddled at home, especially when I'm being pressed, I often kick me while saying, "Come on, tell me." It's super cute.

Chen Fang: Please come to a count, see how many "cute" this wife-loving maniac said.

Xu Qichen: He likes to squeeze my hands, and when he is leaning on the sofa, he likes to grab my ankle and drag me to him.

——Q31

Chen Fang: When do you feel that you are loved? (I'm so full)

Xia Zhixu: He is very funny. He usually does his own business by himself. When he is in a particularly good mood, he will come over and give me a kiss. It's very sudden, and then he runs away after kissing, like a little fool. I knew at that time that he loved me very much.

Xu Qichen: Every moment. If I had to give an example...he had to hug me almost every day to fall asleep. But he sleeps really hard, and the alarm clock can't wake up, but one night, I was sleeping with his back on my back, but I had a nightmare, and suddenly turned to the other side, and he Suddenly woke up, hugged me in a daze, pulled me into his arms and patted me on the back, and said inarticulately, "What's wrong? The baby is not angry, not angry." I just think about it now and it's funny, how much I'm afraid I'm not happy.

Xia Zhixu: I don’t even remember (laughs)

Chen Fang: Hiccup...

——Q32

Chen Fang: What is the other person's way of expressing love?

Xia Zhixu: He will show me the side that he does not often show, such as being petty and arrogant, he will always be a very gentle person in front of others.

Xu Qichen: So why did you say it? (Tsundere starts)

Xia Zhixu: I was wrong, I was wrong.

Chen Fang: tsk tsk tsk (looks at Xia Zhixu with contempt)

Xu Qichen: Xia Zhixu's way of expressing love has not changed since he was a child. Give you. Like that one? Give you. Give it to you and give it to you.

Xia Zhixu: (Seeing Xu Qichen imitating his own appearance) Too cute.

Counting Jun: Add 1. Hey, how long have I counted?

——Q33

Chen Fang: What flowers will you give to each other?

Xia Zhixu: A super large bunch of sunflowers, the golden ones.

Xu Qichen: Daisy.

Xia Zhixu: Huh? Did you send me daisies? (trying to recall) When was it?

Xu Qichen: Don't even remember.

Chen Fang: Hey~ I remember~

Xia Zhixu: No, what does daisy mean? you tell me ah?

Xu Qichen: No. (Turn on Tsundere mode again)

——Q34

Chen Fang: Did you two hide anything from each other?

Xia Zhixu: In the past, secret love should be counted, no one would say it, and it would be hidden from anyone. Should be gone now.

Xu Qichen: I secretly ate his last quit smoking lollipop this morning. (suddenly whisper)

Xia Zhixu: If you eat my quit smoking candy, then I can only eat you to quit smoking.

Xu Qichen: (ears turn red)

Chen Fang: Damn you, don't open a yellow accent in front of Lao Tzu! you rascal!

Xia Zhixu: Tsk tsk, have never seen a straight man in the world.

——Q35

Chen Fang: Do you think the love between you and the other party can last forever?

Xia Zhixu: Of course, I have lived to this day and have used it for half my life to like this person.

Xu Qichen: Hmm. This is the only thing I am confident about.