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    I don't know if he likes giving him a female monkey or a male monkey?

    Lu Xi's expression was a little shy, but Bian Xu was silent.

    A question mark slowly popped out of his head.

    Where is the plot going?

    The author says:

    The little cutie saw earlier in the last chapter can be refreshed, and a short paragraph is added later. There should be no mistake today!

    I am a pig! made a mistake again woohoo;

    ——

    Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 38 bottles of Wan Niang; 10 bottles of Jiang Qiu and Yu Chun Shuo Wang; 1 bottle of kneading in the evening breeze;

    Thank you little cuties, let's kiss each other-

    Chapter 40

    Why do you suddenly ask yourself whether you like male monkeys or female monkeys?

    Bian Xu's face was solemn at the moment, as if this was some kind of question that made him wonder how to answer it.

    In fact, for the side sequence, such a problem is indeed no less than the problem of the century.

    Bian Xu entered into a long period of thinking, trying to keep up with the road seat's thoughts.

    Is it because you want to change the way and ask yourself if you like a man? Or... Are you asking yourself if you like him?

    Thinking of this, Bian Xu's heart suddenly thumped wildly.

    He has never been in a relationship, and he has no friends who can exchange love experiences. The only friend who is Lian Weishen, like him, is also a 10,000-year-old single dog.

    The few moments of intimacy with people are all obtained here on the road seats.

    Therefore, Bian Xu is really not very good at interpreting Lu Xi's mind.

    Luckily, Lu Xi was still staring at him like this, those watery peach blossom eyes stared at him without blinking, obviously Bian Xue would not give up until he gave an answer.

    After thinking for a long time, Bian Xu tried to make himself say in a very natural tone: "Well, male monkey."

    Does he like male monkeys?

    Lu Xi blinked, changed a comfortable position, and faced him face to face, "Do you like boys? I like girls. The little girl is so cute, my little niece is super cute."

    Bian Xu felt that his thinking did seem a bit old.

    Lu Xi is only three years younger than himself, so why can't he keep up with his thoughts?

    "Didn't you just say you like monkeys? Why did you become a girl?"

    Old, really old. No wonder he despised his old age, is that so?

    "It's a meaning." Lu Xi suddenly realized that Bian Xu didn't seem to understand what he said?

    "Bian Xu, don't you know that giving birth to a monkey means giving birth to a child?"

    "I was asking if you like boys or girls."

    "Hahaha you are really old-fashioned."

    The ridicule from Xiaolu, Bian Xu struggled to regain his dignity, "How can a man give birth to a monkey?"

    "It's a metaphor, hahaha!" Lu Xi laughed until his body trembled, rolling around on the bed.

    Before, he thought that Bianxu would not open Ant Manor because he was unfamiliar with these things, or because he deliberately wanted to see himself... Now Lu Xi believes that he really doesn't understand.

    After rolling around and laughing for a long time, Lu Xi finally stopped his laughter. Seeing Bian Xu's innocent and confused expression, he made him laugh again.

    "Hahaha you are so cute."

    If you can say cute to a strong man who is more than 1.9 meters tall, it may only be a road seat.

    Lu Xi smiled happily, but Bian Xu didn't have anything.

    He really didn't understand a lot of things, and even the "husband, olive me" emoji that Lu Xi sent him back then didn't know until he accidentally saw it.

    He likes to see such a road seat, such a vibrant road seat, not the one that was crying in pain just now.

    As long as Lu Xi can be happy, it doesn't matter if you make fun of him.

    "Have you been to Mount Emei?"

    "No, what's wrong?" Why did he suddenly ask Mount Emei again? Bian Xu was a little nervous now. Are you going to say something you don't know?

    "The monkeys on it are too much. It robs me of food." Lu Xi had a bitter expression on his face. Presumably no one went to Mount Emei to see the monkeys without being robbed of things, right?

    Bian Xu was about to comfort him when he heard a certain deer say triumphantly, "But I won."

    Lu Xi was a monkey who went to Mount Emei to see him on a business trip.

    At that time, the monkeys in Mount Emei were not as "reputable" as they are now, and Lu Xiba was not so seriously ill. Although Ade was stingy, he was also a young boy...

    Lu Xi thought about it, it seemed that he had never been to Mount Emei to see the monkeys, so he immediately decided to climb the mountain with Ade to see the monkeys on the last day of his business trip.

    You always have to bring something to eat when you climb the mountain. Ade was stingy and bought some delicious little cakes. The road seat liked it very much. But there are still tourists on the road, and Mr. Lu loves face, so he didn't take a few bites.

    It's hard to see the monkey. Lu Xi hasn't even teased it twice, and the little cake that has been guarding in his hand suddenly disappears.

    The road seat was shocked, and the small cake was robbed! Someone actually grabbed something to eat from the boss?

    Mr. Lu expressed his anger, Mr. Lu was very angry, Mr. Lu... decided to take the small cake back!

    Ade couldn't stop it at the time, and he just watched his own president grab the cake from the crazy monkeys.

    The whole body retreated, except for a little messy hair and clothes, without any injuries.

    It's a pity that only half of the little cake is left, and half of it was bitten by the monkey.

    The small cakes cannot be eaten. Ade gave the rest of the small cakes to Lu Xi and came to a conclusion that Lu was always a ruthless character.

    It is said that the road seat was later used as a negative teaching material. After typing the code, it was posted on the notice board to remind tourists not to grab food from the monkeys.

    His vivid descriptions made Bian Xu immersive, as if he was there.

    Of course, he still has to say: "Don't do this next time, monkeys carry germs, which is very dangerous."

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