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"Even if it's an accident, I'm grateful for this accident." Fan Wujiu said seriously, "Let me know that Xiaobai had the same intention as me. It's ridiculous that he didn't realize it before, and he wasted thousands of years."
Xie Bian bowed his head for a long time, and said sullenly, "It's not an accident."
Fan Wujiu was startled.
"When the golden arrow of love shot at me, it was caught by me in mid-air, and I let go on purpose. I held the arrow, which could have been broken, or quickly swept to a no-man's land and threw the arrow away, or it could not have caused any damage. Any influence. But I'm betting." Xie Bi'an said in a low voice, "I want to use this to express my thoughts. If you really don't mean it, I'll take it as an oolong, and use the golden arrow as an excuse for what I will do afterwards. Put it aside. If the two are in love, that would be great, although at the time, I didn't think there was any such hope, but I still thought, what if?"
Xie Bian raised his head slowly: "Fortunately, I won the bet."
Chapter 23 Tanabata
The underworld, the city of death in vain.
"Big news, big news!" The long-tongued ghost in the city, who loves to listen to gossip, ran into the city gate excitedly, and the ghost residents on the street gathered around curiously.
"What's the matter? What's new?"
"Painted skin ghost is wearing human skin again to sway?"
"Or is the pervert in the east of the city trying to tease the female ghost again?"
"Could it be that the starving ghost stole the food from the ghost's family?"
The ghosts were talking. The days in the underworld are boring, so they point to this point of daily gossip to relieve their boredom.
The long-tongued ghost said: "None of them, it's the seven masters and the eight masters together!"
The ghosts were silent for a moment, then collectively "cut" and dispersed.
"Have they ever been separated? Haven't they been together all the time?"
"This is news? It's not new at all."
"It's boring, it's gone."
The long-tongued ghost was interested in seeing the ghost, and said anxiously: "This time it is officially together, the kind that is going to be a husband and wife, how is it the same as before?"
The spirits of the ghosts waned: "Isn't this something that was expected? With the level of intimacy they used to be, many real couples can't do it."
"Hey, I only envy the mandarin ducks, not the immortals. I want to envy the impermanent immortals."
There is a delay in news from the underworld, and it has been a month since the official announcement of Black and White Impermanence together.
A month ago, Fan Wujiu posted a group photo of black and white impermanence in the circle of friends. The two of them each held a soul rope, the other end was wrapped around the other's wrist, and their ten fingers were tightly clasped together, with the text: In this life Just locked up with the guy next to him.
Xie Bi'an posted the same photo, but the accompanying text is much more literary than Fan Wujiu's: one person from one generation to the next, fighting for two ecstasy.
The original meaning of this poem is that two people who have spent their whole life together, but fate has arranged for them to be separated from each other, unable to stay together, and ecstasy. It is also in line with Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu, who have been inseparable from life to death, and have love for each other, but fate has never matched them, causing them to endure for thousands of years and lose their souls.
However, the black and white impermanence tied the soul cables to each other, and it also meant that they were fascinated by each other. After that, their souls would only be hooked away by the other party.
Xie Bian was brilliant and literate before he was alive, and even his confession was so romantic after his death.
Once the two circles of friends were sent out, they were immediately congratulated by a large number of gods, and colleagues from the underworld even queued up to send congratulatory messages.
Mother Meng: Finally the official announcement! The last time I made a bet with Zhong Kui and Cui Ju when the official announcement was made, I bet within a hundred years, they bet within a thousand years, and now they owe me millions of coins hahahahaha! Congratulations to you, and congratulations to me for making a fortune!
Zhong Kui: Although I lost a million coins, I still want to say congratulations.
Cui Jue: You guys can do it, but I'll help you. This time I'll be a month old. Lao Fan, if you don't give me the million coins, you can't justify it, right?
Yue Lao replied to Cui Ji: Why are you still taking my job?
Lu Zhidao: No? Why don't you bet you don't bring me one? Congrats by the way.
Wei Zheng: Didn't call me either. Congrats by the way.
Fan Wujiu replied to Madam Meng: ... Have you asked me about Xiaobai's gambling game?
Niu Tau: Congratulations, congratulations, I was moved to cry when I saw the news and Ma Mian together, we finally don't have to explain all over the world that not all brotherhood is black and white and impermanent.
Ma Mian: The ghost children in the underworld often say that we are plastic brotherhood on the grounds that we don't have black and white impermanence.
Fan Wujiu replied to Ma Mian: I'm sorry, you are the real brothers.
Sending Sons Guanyin: wish the two impermanence immortals a good relationship for a hundred years, and give birth to a precious son early.
Fan Wujiu replied to send the son Guanyin: Goddess Guanyin, it is okay to have a good relationship in a hundred years, but it is not necessary to give birth to a precious son early.
Mazu: wish the two of you a long life, and you will often come to the Southeast Sea to play in the future.
Fan Wujiu replied to Mazu: Thank you, Empress Tianhou, will come often in the future.
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Among all the blessing comments, only Yan Wangye's comment was very unpleasant.
Yan Luo: Is the soul hook used by you?
The soul hook is an artifact given to black and white impermanence by the King of Hell, and it is regarded as a public prop. Just like the judge pen and life and death book that Cui Jun used when he was a judge, it can be taken back by the King of Hell after changing jobs. The soul hook should only be used to hook the souls of the dead, and hooking another impermanence is not a proper job, and the props are used indiscriminately.
This Fan is helpless and dare not return. The boss, he didn't dare to fight.
However, after a while, Cui Yumengwan and the others collectively @he and Xie Bi'an in the underworld work group.
Fan Wujiu clicked in and took a look, and Lord Yan sent a designated red envelope in the group, remarks: impermanence is rare for a long time, I wish impermanence a long time.
The red envelopes are limited to him and Xie Bian. Fan Wujiu clicked on it, good guy, a coin.
He twitched the corners of his mouth, His Royal Highness Yama was really "generous".
Looking at another lucky king, Xie Bian, he was allocated 9,999,999 coins.
Fan Wujiu: "..." He was wrong, His Royal Highness Yan was really generous, but he was wrong.
But fortunately for Xiaobai, Fan Wujiu was not unbalanced.