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    Venus spent a day alone in the hut, and finally brought back only the book by the window.

    After that, Venus has one more thing to do - he has to learn Chinese by himself and understand what the ending of the story is.

    The story that ended without a problem is too uncomfortable, he must know the ending.

    Adonis is proficient in many foreign languages ​​and once told him that Chinese characters are the most difficult and most beautiful characters he has ever learned. Adonis has a collection of Chinese poetry on his bookshelf, which he never read to Venus. He said that no matter how a poem is translated, it can only reveal the meaning, but not the artistic conception. Venus didn't understand it at all.

    Now he wanted to experience the feeling of Adonis, and wanted to read for himself what kind of mood it was.

    But Chinese is too difficult to learn.

    With the understanding of Venus, it is almost impossible to be self-taught. His attributes are all about beauty, but his IQ is not at all.

    Soon, the news that Venus was in urgent need of a Chinese teacher spread throughout the holy mountain, and countless gods wanted to compete for positions, but they were helpless.

    When the teacher of Venus, wouldn't you have the opportunity to get along with the beauty god for a long time? This is an opportunity that many gods in the holy mountain have dreamed of.

    But the problem is that none of them can speak Chinese.

    The technical difficulty of this position is too great.

    In order to be in close contact with His Highness the God of Beauty, the Holy Mountain has recently set off a Chinese craze. When the gods meet and greet each other on the road, they no longer use Greek, and they must say "hello" in a sincere tone.

    Because the battle was too big, it even disturbed the Pluto, who did not ask about the world. Hades suspects that the Holy Mountain is using Chinese as an encrypted language to develop an ulterior motive. He threw a Chinese dictionary that he had managed to find to Thanatos, the god of death, and ordered him to quickly learn to be proficient in Chinese, and to inquire about the secret plan that Olympus had recently prepared.

    Thanatos: "..."

    Later, when all the gods of Olympus gave up learning Chinese because it was too difficult, the god of death, who was born with high IQ in the underworld, silently mastered a language.

    There are very few people who go from entry to mastery like Death, and Olympus all from entry to entry.

    The Chinese teacher position of Venus has been vacant.

    On this day, finally came the first warrior who applied for the job.

    in the Temple of Beauty.

    Venus looked at the god in front of him: "Did you go to the wrong place... Your Majesty the God King."

    Standing in front of him is the god of sky and thunder, the god king Zeus.

    As the most romantic and amorous king of gods, Zeus has a handsome face, charming blond hair and noble power give him the capital of his heart.

    But in Venus' eyes, he also had golden eyes, Adonis's eyes were gentle and pure, and Zeus's eyes were full of lust and greed.

    Can't compare at all.

    "No mistake, this king is indeed here to be your teacher." Zeus lingered on Venus and licked his lips, "But it's not a language teacher, but a teacher on the bed. This king is experienced enough in this regard. to be your teacher."

    Venus: "..." It's not just trying to kidnap him to bed.

    With Zeus' personality, he would fall asleep when he saw a beauty, and a peerless beauty like Venus could not be spared.

    Venus once gave Hera the golden belt. Under the charm of the golden belt, Zeus was indeed attracted by Hera again, and he was attracted for a long time. But now, Venus's charm as an adult is far better than Hera, who has a gold belt.

    Zeus has endured until now, and he has reached the limit. Today, he will take the most beautiful god of the holy mountain into his bag.

    Venus took a step back calmly: "Your Majesty, I don't need to learn this."

    "You really don't need to learn this, you are the god of lust, of course you will learn without a teacher, but you need this." Zeus pressed step by step, "I heard that you haven't gone out these days? You haven't been watered. The body of the God of Eros should be very uncomfortable, right? I have power and power, isn't it bad to be my lover?"

    Venus is really uncomfortable. The God of Eros needs lust to be satisfied, but during this time he felt more uncomfortable in his heart, so he ignored the physical discomfort.

    After a while in a good mood, Venus will go out to find another lover.

    But it must not be Zeus.

    He had heard the tragic end of Zeus' lovers, and Venus was unwilling to invite Hera's jealousy and revenge no matter what. The Aquarius that Ganymedes became can still shed tears in the sky every day. The lessons from the past are there, and whoever he is looking for as his lover will not look for Zeus.

    Venus just wanted to find a bed partner to solve his desires, but he didn't want to take his life.

    "Your Majesty, please leave my room." Venus sternly refused.

    "Don't play hard to catch with me, Venus, you weren't born when this king was in a hundred battles. I have seen such tricks a lot." Zeus smiled nonchalantly, and continued to step forward.

    Venus pressed his back against the wall and said calmly: "Your Majesty, the king, if you take a step closer, I will curse you to love you forever."

    Zeus stopped, his face became ugly.

    The god of love controls love, can bless people, and can curse people, even the king of gods can't escape. Seeing that Zeus loves the other, if the curse is really fulfilled, he can only combine with the one he doesn't love in the future.

    He loves all the beautiful, and of course the ugly ones he doesn't love.

    This curse is extremely lethal.

    Zeus realized that Venus was seriously rejecting himself, and couldn't help but become angry: "You reject this king? Very well, since you don't despise the handsome and noble king, then marry the ugly and lame Hephaestus! This king will tell the whole holy mountain tomorrow, if you like Hephaestus, this king will personally marry you, so don’t thank me!”

    Zeus went away angrily.

    Venus was stunned for a while, and muttered, "That's still to be thanked."

    After all, Hephaestus is also a rare delicacy.

    The author has something to say: [Reference]

    The god of beauty rejected Zeus's courtship, and Zeus humiliated him by marrying the god of beauty to Hephaestus, the god of fire.

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