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    Venus looked through the window and watched Cupid downstairs frantically showing off his new toys to the children in the community, boasting about how good his father was. These toys were bought for him by his father.

    Venus: "..."

    It seems that there is no need to worry about the father-son relationship. Money really does everything.

    Poseidon hugged him from behind, and together with Venus, looked at Cupid downstairs, who was playing with the children: "I bought him so many toys, that kid will finally stop pestering you all day long."

    Venus: "...So this is your purpose."

    "Hmm." Poseidon kissed the side of Venus' neck, "Venus, do you want to try it in the living room today?"

    Venus closed the window: "Take it easy."

    "Isn't Venus able to bear all the weight?"

    Venus sighed: "I'm pregnant again. The night you just came."

    Poseidon's hit rate is really high. He didn't eat seaweed that time, so he was hit.

    Poseidon: "..."

    Poseidon rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I'll ligate myself tomorrow." He didn't want another cub to disturb their lives, and it was very hard for Venus to get pregnant once.

    "What about this in the stomach? Let's say it first, I won't kill it." As the god of reproduction, Venus doesn't like abortion.

    Poseidon's eyes fell on Venus' belly: "This time I personally guard it."

    When Venus was pregnant with Cupid, Poseidon couldn't open his body at the bottom of the sea, and all the company during pregnancy was done by another god. This time, he will not give the opportunity to others.

    The residents of the apartment soon learned that Venus was pregnant. Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian sent gifts to congratulate them, Yan Luo thought about it for a long time, and reluctantly waived their rent for one month.

    "The missing piece of artifact should be regarded as a gift from this king." Yan Wang said.

    Fan Wujiu commented: "If I were Venus, I could have an abortion."

    The fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, eight days after the Qixi Festival.

    In the living room on the first floor, Venus and Poseidon are sitting on the sofa watching TV. Venus is watching the most popular romance dramas, and Xie Bi'an shared his list of dramas with him. Venus is particularly interested in various love stories. The TV screen on the first floor is relatively large, and he likes to watch it on the first floor.

    Poseidon has no interest in boring soap operas, purely to accompany Venus.

    Cupid was sitting on the sofa playing the Rubik's Cube that Poseidon bought him. He had already finished one face, and he couldn't spell the rest well, so that Cupid was so anxious that the halo above his head almost burned.

    "Father, help me spell it out." Cupid asked Venus for help.

    Venus took over the Rubik's Cube: "It's not as simple as this? Wait, I'll get it done for you right away."

    Cupid looked expectantly.

    Venus turned the Rubik's cube with his head down, calm and relaxed.

    A minute has passed.

    Five minutes passed.

    Ten minutes passed.

    Venus' confident smile gradually disappeared. He thought he could fix a child's toy with just two twists, but he didn't expect it to be so difficult. Don't talk about other sides now, even the side that Cupid had screwed up was completely disrupted, and he couldn't restore it.

    Venus gave up, stuffed the Rubik's cube with messy color blocks back to Cupid, and said solemnly: "You have to do your own things yourself, so that a successful result will be meaningful."

    Cupid bowed his head, seeing that his efforts were in vain, and the difficulty had escalated. He pouted, and he was about to cry.

    Venus' eyelids jumped, and he quickly took the cube away and handed it to Poseidon: "Cough, Poseidon, do me a favor, my son is going to cry."

    Poseidon had already noticed the movement here, and was waiting for Venus to beg him.

    "What did you call me?"

    "Poseidon, isn't your name Poseidon?"

    Poseidon looked at the TV: "Think again."

    "Oh dear, do me a favor." Venus said coquettishly and came, and even leaned in and kissed him, without any burden.

    Poseidon then turned his head, took the Rubik's cube, put it in his hand and twisted it a few times, and it was restored to the same color block on six sides: "Okay."

    Venus was stunned.

    Did this turn for three seconds? ? ?

    How can the gap between God and God be so big.

    "Why are you so fast?" Venus was shocked.

    "Just remember to restore the formula. It is in the Rubik's Cube manual, and I looked at it when I bought it." Poseidon said, "Just restore the top cross, bottom edge, bottom corner, edge block, top edge, and top corner successively. Face, top edge, top angle. The formula is RUR'U', R'F, R2U'R'U"..."

    "Wait, let's end this topic." Venus had a headache listening to it.

    The Rubik's Cube is so difficult that he will never learn it in his life.

    "Playing Rubik's Cube?" Fan Wujiu walked down the stairs and saw the Rubik's Cube in their hands, "What's so fun about Tier 3, Xiaobai and I have played Tier 17."

    Venus: "..."

    Is it his IQ problem or their IQ problem?

    "Are you going to go out to work?" Venus couldn't help asking when he saw that Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian had already changed into black and white impermanent work clothes that he didn't know whether to say immortal or ghostly.

    It is not easy to be impermanent, and have to work overtime at night.

    "No, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, our ghost festival in China. Now there are hundreds of ghosts walking outside at night, we have to go out on patrol, lest mortals bump into ghosts and cause any accidents." Fan Wujiu explained.

    It is said to be patrolling, but it is actually joining the carnival. After all, the Ghost Festival is a festival celebrated by ghosts. Although Black and White Impermanence is a god and not a ghost, it can also join in the fun.

    Xie Bian urged: "Let's go, His Royal Highness has been out for a while."

    "Oh." Venus had no interest in the Ghost Festival. Most of the ghosts are ugly, and Beauty God would not like to see ugly things. He would rather lie on the sofa and continue watching TV.

    After watching a few episodes of TV, the door suddenly opened.

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