Fan Wujiu: ?

Yama: You don't need to do anything about rent collection. This king has a new important task for you.

Xie Bi'an: Are you ready to expand new business?

Fan Wujiu: Seeing the name of the group, do you want to open a psychotherapy center? I don't agree with Xiaobai's major.

Yama: If the two of you don't talk to each other, there is no match for you. There is only one person you want to heal, and that is your counterpart, Thanatos, the god of death.

Yan Luo briefly explained the situation of Thanatos to them. Black and white are also quite unexpected. They know that there is a Western death god who has just entered the apartment, but they rarely see each other coming downstairs, occasionally passing by the stairwell. cold.

Never thought it was because of social fear.

... unexpectedly felt a hint of contrast.

The three gods discussed in the group for a while, and made a preliminary plan - let Black and White Impermanence take the initiative to chat with Thanatos, first get acquainted with the Internet, and then talk deeply after getting to know each other, and try to solve the death god's heart as a person who has come over. Knot.

Taking 10,000 steps back, even if you can't solve the happy knot, it would be good for Little Death to have two more friends in the east. There are only a few gods in the Greek underworld, and the underworld has no contact with holy mountains and seas. Thanatos has no friends in the west, but he can reap warm and beautiful friendships in the east.

Yama also promised that, regardless of whether they were successful or not, they would be rewarded with millions of coins after the success. If it is successful, I will present a suite in the city center of a super first-tier city. Although the base of Yan Wangye is in Qingzhou, the scope of the Yanluo Empire covers all walks of life in the country.

This is a rare generosity for the King of Hell, who has always been stingy with Susuo.

Room 201.

Xie Bian looked at the screen: "It seems that His Royal Highness Yan is really interested in death."

"What's on your mind?" Fan Wujiu said, "It's almost fallen."

Yama still didn't know that in the eyes of his subordinates, he and the god of death had already become a pair. He just thinks Little Death is cute, and he is pitiful. He wants to take care of him. He happens to live under the same roof again, so he can't help but pay more attention.

Yan Luo is completely blank in terms of love. His motto once was "Love will only affect the speed at which this king makes money". How can he realize why he spends a lot of money for the god of death several times now.

Qian Jin Bo beauty smile? He didn't even know what the god of death looked like, and he just threw money away like a boy who scattered money. If he can make the little death react cutely and break the calm stagnant water, he will feel happy and interesting, and he will not feel bad about spending money.

It is the beginning of pity and the origin of heartbeat.

In the bedroom, Thanatos held the phone, and his ears burned badly at the thought of Yan Luo's joking "baby".

He turned on the screen, and the page was still Yama's chat box. Because after a few more messages were sent, the emoji that was full of shame had been swiped to the top of the screen, but it was still visible as soon as he came in.

If he couldn't withdraw it, he wanted to delete the emoji. But this is an act of stealing the bell. He deleted it, but Yama can still see it.

Or send two more messages to brush up the expression completely.

In this way, this matter is over tonight, and when we are determined not to chat again another day, let Yan Luo see this expression again, recalling the scene of his own social death today.

But what news to send?

Good night?

No, already said it when we met just now, and it would be very deliberate to post it again.

Thanatos thought about it seriously, thinking of the birthday cake he hadn't touched.

Today seems to be Yan Luo's birthday.

I'm embarrassed to say it face to face, let's give a blessing online. Although the birthday wishes from the god of death are more like a vicious curse to human beings, most of the people who receive them are unlucky.

But the opponent is the King of Hell, fighting poison with poison and clearing the poison is still a blessing.

Thanatos: Happy birthday.

After this sentence was sent, the shameful expression ran up a little again, and there was only one message left to get out of sight.

What more news to send?

Thanatos pondered and tried to no avail, opened Google and searched for "what are the blessings for Huaxia's birthday".

It only took him three days to learn Chinese, and he memorized all the commonly used words with his unforgettable memory and strong reading comprehension ability. still very weak. What festive words such as "good luck" and "safety every year" are still advanced vocabulary for him. Many words can't be taken literally, and he still has a lot to learn.

Yama would like to hear the auspicious words like "Gong Xi Fa Cai" and "Fun fortune". Unfortunately, Thanatos still couldn't tell the difference between these blessings. He searched for a lot of blessing words. He copied and pasted the first one. Go to the chat box, add the word "I wish you" in front, and swear to send it out.

This time, there is no automatic association emoji package. Blessings are a panacea from the omnipotent search engine, and they should be foolproof.

Next room.

Yan Luo took the desserts out of the bag and put them on the table one by one. He picked up a cookie and was about to enjoy it when he received a message from Thanatos.

Thanatos: wish you a long life.

Yama:"……?"

Yama looked at the table of desserts hesitantly, wondering if Little Death really didn't want to give him back the food, but he was too embarrassed to refuse, so he expressed his dissatisfaction in this euphemistic way.

He is already tens of thousands of years old, and the blessing of Thanatos means this in Yama's eyes——

Thanatos: wish you an instant death.

Yama: Are you cursing me?

Thanatos clenched his phone tightly.

Sure enough, no one likes the blessing of death, and everyone will dislike it.

Thanatos pursed his lips, a little angry and a little aggrieved.

It's okay for mortals to dislike him, but what are you afraid of as an underworld king?

He thought he had made a good friend...