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1. Chapter 1
"Online Dating Guide"
Cultural sauce shell
When Jing Huan came out of the airport, he happened to blew a gust of wind and confused him.
He looked up, and the sky was already gloomy. The weather forecast this morning was released, saying that the typhoon would land in the evening, and the city was full of wind.
In this weather, the aircraft basically could not fly.
However, his cousin still insisted on booked a ticket to the United States, saying that he couldn't stay for a moment. Today, he could fly and fly at the hotel arranged at the airport.
As soon as Jing Huan got on the car, the phone rang.
"Huanhuan, your sister is gone?" It was his roommate, Gao Zixiang.
Jing Huan is not smooth now: "Your sister is gone."
Gao Zixiang: "... Don't you be so sensitive, I mean, your sister really goes to the United States?"
It began to rain on the outside, and Jing Huan looked at the rain point on the window, and "um".
Gao Zixiang: "Well, your sister is really miserable, but if you want to say it, who is on the Internet, who knows who knows the network cable? It is not worth going abroad for this matter."
When I remembered the reason for my cousin, Jing Huan was angry: "Do you have to mention the fool in the game in the game now?"
"Not." Sister controlled, knowing that he was in a bad mood, Gao Zixiang hurriedly stopped and changed the topic. "Okay, you quickly return to the dormitory after you send the machine. Today there is a injured person in the dormitory, I can't cope with it alone. "
Jing Huan frowned: "Who was injured?"
"There are three people in our dormitory, who do you say?"
As soon as Gao Zixiang's words fell, he heard a pig -like choking voice next to him. Gao Zixiang said busy: "Oh Haoer, don't cry, wipe the tears first."
Hearing the voice of his other roommate Lu Wenhao, Jing Huan started the car: "What happened to Haoer?"
"This matter is long, you can come back first." Gao Zixiang said.
Lu Wenhao sucks his nose: "Come back to buy wine, Jing Huan."
Passing the car, Jing Huan drilled into the small sales department next to him. He knew the amount of alcohol of the two, and he bought three bottles of beer and returned to the dormitory as soon as he hid in his clothes.
As soon as he opened the dormitory door, he hadn't had time to go in, so he heard Lu Wenhao's sorrow inside: "Why did he treat me like this?!"
"Why did she treat you?" Jing Huan pushed in.
Lu Wenhao was sitting in the middle of the dormitory, with a paper pump on his thigh, which was really crying.
Gao Zixiang had a headache. When he saw him as if he saw the savior, he quickly jumped from the chair: "You can counted it."
Jing Huan closed the door and handed him the plastic bag: "What's the matter?"
Gao Zixiang looked at Lu Wenhao: "Do you say or I say?"
Lu Wenhao was a little fat, and now he cried with a blushing: "I don't say! I don't say!"
"Xingxing, I said I said, don't cry!" Gao Zixiang sighed, "Do you remember Haoer's online dating object?"
"... Twenty -four hours of wheat, I can dream of listening to their love for their love at night when I sleep at night. Do you say I forgot?" Jing Huan paused, "What, break up?"
Gao Zixiang nodded solemnly.
"I thought it was a big deal..." Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief and began to take off his jacket, "Don't cry Hao'er, it's not love, a man doesn't cry easily."
"The key is not just that." Gao Zixiang looked embarrassed, "You should know, how much did Hao'er spend for that online dating partner, right?"
The game Lu Wenhao plays is called "Nine Heroes", a legendary game that has been popular for ten years and is notoriously time-consuming and expensive. Jing Huan had also played it a few years ago, and knew that a broken game would cost thousands of dollars just for one costume.
When he listened to the girl's voice every day, he asked Lu Wenhao for clothes. Lu Wenhao was a generous person, and the other party succeeded almost every time.
"It's just a fashion, how much can you spend." In order to comfort her roommate, Jing Huan tried to keep things small.
Lu Wenhao choked and said, "I have helped her to point out her cultivation for the past six months."
Jing Huan: "...that's okay, tens of thousands."
Lu Wenhao's cry grew louder: "She has eight purple clothes on her body, six of which I bought for her, and one of which I gave her fifteen gems."
Jing Huan: "..."
Jing Huan went up and patted him on the shoulder: "Hao'er, we have to be like men, and we must not do anything like breaking up with our ex to settle accounts."
Lu Wenhao had already slowed down, but when he mentioned this, the energy came up again: "Of course I won't! Am I crying about that little money?! I'm crying because he lied to me! I'm crying for the past six months. Come to pay with sincerity and affection!"
Jing Huan asked, "What did she lie to you about?"
Gao Zixiang couldn't listen anymore: "That man is a man."
"Hey, what a big deal, isn't it just a man..." Jing Huan was halfway comforted and stuck.
Lu Wenhao: "Ooooooooo-"
Jing Huan was stunned: "Male?!"
Gao Zixiang: "Don't repeat it a second time, haven't you seen our dormitory building being flooded?"
"No..." Jing Huan was shocked, "Could that voice be a man?!"
He had heard Lu Wenhao's voice chat with his online girlfriend. The girl's voice was sweet and greasy, and every sentence had an ending, as if wrapped in sugar. When he acted like a spoiled child, he would get goosebumps all over.
"It's a voice changer." Gao Zixiang said, "His girlfriend probably forgot to turn on that thing in the morning, and asked him for new clothes in a male voice. Hearing him act like a spoiled child, I almost died on the spot... That voice was rougher than the old saying. , it sounds like you can't beat it at the age of 30."
Lao Yan is their counselor.
Lu Wenhao burst into tears.
Jing Huan didn't know what to say: "You don't have a video?"
"No, I just saw the photo." Lu Wenhao said, "He admitted it, it's a fake photo."
Jing Huan: "..."
It has come to this point, can the liar still deny it? !
"You didn't even open the video, so you charged people so much money?"
"It's normal." Gao Zixiang opened a beer and handed it to Lu Wenhao, "Isn't the online dating chart just about the expectations and fantasies before meeting? It's just that Hao'er is too unlucky to meet such a ruthless person as soon as they touch it. I think it is the most poisonous. That's a fake photo..."
Lu Wenhao sniffed, "It's not that I feel bad for money, I just feel very uncomfortable and disgusting! My account has been deleted!"
Gao Zixiang was shocked when he heard the words: "Deleted?! Are you crazy, Hao'er?!"
"I deleted the account, but I still have the equipment and baby." Lu Wenhao wiped his tears, "Don't you know, my account is a couple's name with him, and I'm also fucking bound to an eternal lover."
Gao Zixiang: "..."
Eternal Lover is a marriage system in "Nine Heroes". After marriage, both men and women can go to Yuelao Na to apply for a contract. After the contract, the two game accounts will be permanently retained unless they are sold on consignment or apply for deletion.
Gao Zixiang said: "Forget about Hao'er, this time, you should teach yourself a lesson. Let's not jump in a pit twice. In the future, we won't be beaten to death and not online dating, so that we won't be deceived a second time!"
Lu Wenhao asked him tearfully, "What games can I play without dating online?"
"Why can't you play games without online dating?" Gao Zixiang retorted him, "I've played Nine Heroes for so many years, and I've never been married once."
Lu Wenhao: "That's because you have a childhood sweetheart girlfriend!"
Gao Zixiang choked, and turned his eyes to the person beside him: "Then look at Huanhuan, he also played "Nine Heroes" for several years before, didn't he also date someone online?"
"If I was like Jing Huan, so handsome and so many girls chasing me, who would still be dating online? And he was still in high school when he played games, so he couldn't keep up with his studies. Besides, what's wrong with online dating? Look at Jing. Cousin Huan is so good-looking, the conditions are so good, she's not dating online..." Lu Wenhao was silent as he chatted.
Gao Zixiang helped his forehead with a headache.
It's over, hit the thunder.
Jing Huan listened silently, without making any reaction or making a sound.
Lu Wenhao: "No, Huanhuan, I just said it smoothly. I'm so unlucky today, so don't bother with me."
Jing Huan regained his senses and suddenly pulled up a chair and sat beside Lu Wenhao: "Hao'er, are you really feeling bad now?"
Lu Wenhao was startled: "What, what?"
Jing Huan thought for a while: "If I gave you two choices, one is that you are cheated by a man online, and the other is that your account is permanently banned because of a bug, which one would you choose?"
"Second!" Lu Wenhao was puzzled, "Why are you asking this?"
Online dating is just being deceived, is it really so painful? Can it be worse than selling a number?
Jing Huan hugged the back of the chair thoughtfully.
Gao Zixiang vaguely felt that something was wrong: "Huanhuan, what do you want to do?"
The mobile phone on the table suddenly rang, Lu Wenhao picked it up and took a look. He almost didn't come up in one breath, and when he raised his hand, he pinched himself.
The two quickly stepped forward to support him, and Jing Huan took his phone and looked at it.
[Little baby: Husband, I thought about it for a noon, but I still feel very sad. I really like you, but unfortunately our fate can only end here [rabbit crying]]
[Little baby: I will send you my real-life photo, I hope you can always remember that this silly boy has been watching you tenderly from somewhere on the earth. 】
[Little baby: [picture]]
In the photo, the middle-aged man is a little fat, his hair has turned white, and there are tears in his eyes, looking at the camera affectionately.
Jing Huan: "..."
Gao Zixiang: "Fuck! This is really not human! Killing people! Hao'er, Hao'er, hold on!"
This wave of photo attacks went to Lu Wenhao's Half-Life.
He sat up in his dying illness: "I want to delete his friend! I want to abandon this QQ! This QQ is dirty!"
Jing Huan was full of heart, and quickly stopped him: "Wait, I have something to say to him."
Lu Wenhao was moved: "What's wrong, do you want to help me spray him?"
"What do you do? Washing time in such people is boring." Jing Huan took the phone over and bowed his head for a while.
Gao Zixiang went up and looked at: "Then what do you do with Haoer's mobile phone?"
[Little baby: Baby Hao, why don't you return to me ...]
[LWH: Here?.
[Little baby: OVO baby!I am here!.
[LWH: Send me a speaker link..
Gao Zixiang: "..."
Gao Zixiang: "?"