After the incident, Tingshuang was like a dried stinky fish, or the sponge bra on the balcony of the rainy season.

The mobile phone was lying on the floor, shocked, and a message was drilled on the screen.

"Brother, please come to me for a few days of leave. If my friends on my side have encountered such a thing, they will leave myself a vacation and go out."

Tingshuang drank too much, sleeping, and did not hear mobile phone shocks.

When he woke up at noon the next day and picked up his mobile phone from the ground, the news on the screen could not be countless. The most recent one was from his classmate Song Yan: "Tingshuang died? On the first day of school today, on Monday, Robotik Lesson first! You dare not come? Explain to the professor to explain the situation, maybe there are still rescue. "

Tingshuang covered his desire to cracked his head and dial the phone to Song Yan.

"Hey ..." Tingshuang felt his throat, "I have a private matter here, so I didn't go in the morning."

Song Yan said, "You quickly call the doctor and open the sick and fake supplies."

Tingshuang said, "Good. Do you say something important in the class? You send me the courseware password, I will wait for it to download it."

"There is no courseware." Song Yan explained the situation in one breath and was almost voicing. "This professor is very abnormal. First, he does not upload the courseware, he must go to the course to know what he said. Second, he asked 100 % of the attendance rate of attendance. , But even if Quanqin does not have any usual grades, it is just qualified to take the final exam. The final test score is the last score of this course. Third I'll post your photos, but I don't think I remember it either. "

Tingshuang pressed the temple and said, "Why are there so many people in Germany?"

Song Yan was silent and said, "No, this Prof. Bai is a Chinese professor. Okay, in fact, I don't know his nationality.

Tingshuang said, "... Okay."

He didn't care about the life of the professor, hung up the phone, first contact the family doctor to get sick fake strips, then go to the bath to wash off the alcohol, and then pour coffee to make himself sober.

The coffee machine takes twelve seconds.

Twelve seconds are enough to remind him of who bought the coffee machine at home.

"Tingshuang, can you not talk about coffee, you can toss me as soon as you can't sleep. I still have experiments to do it tomorrow morning." Liang Zhengxuan pressed the Tingshuki who fluttered on himself.

"Oh, isn't the coffee machine buy it?" Ting Shuang put his hand into Liang Zhengxuan's pants and stabbed it hard.

"Fuck." Liang Zhengxuan scolded in a low, two words, "Do you know how to write two words?"

Tingshuang touched the sleeve in the bedside table, dumped Liang Zhengxuan's face, and said, "Fuck."

Liang Zhengxuan surrendered: "Fuck."

Coffee is good.

Tingshuang went to the desk with coffee, opened a notebook, went to the school website to find a professor's mailbox, and sent an email to the professor.

After handling the professor's side, he went back to the news of others.

"fine."

"It's okay now."

"Do not worry."

"I'm okay."

After returning to a bunch of similar words, he saw the news of Liang Zhengxuan: "Forgive me once, don't you break up?"

Under the court, I felt the ashtray in the upper left corner of the desk, dragged it over, and touched the lighter and the cigarette case. The white -green cigarette case is printed with the words "Rauchen Sch? Digt Ihre Lunge". There is a picture below the word, a good lung left, and a rotten lung on the right. The warning is so good.

Go to fucking warning.

Tingshuang pulled out a cigarette from the cigarette case, ignited, and took a deep breath.

If Liang Zhengxuan is now by his side, he will smoke the cigarette from him, saying, "Tingshuang, your lungs are also mine, please, don't you practice it casually?"

In addition to the lungs, Wanbao Road also printed another warning. For example, smoking is harmful to your genital health. If Tingshuang happens to buy that kind, Liang Zhengxuan will threaten, "If you are impotence, I will find someone else."

Tingshuang smoked the cigarette fiercely, thinking, my fucking no impotence, why did you go to someone else?

He pressed the cigarette butt, picked up his mobile phone, made a few words in the input box, deleted it, and finally returned: "You split your legs, it's one year, not once."

After sending this news, Tingshuang still felt unreal. They have been together for many years, have been together in high school, to college, and then come out with their home, and then go abroad to study together. All friends talk about Tingshuang Liang Zhengxuan and have to praise a model couple. Now it's so ugly, falling below everyone's glasses.

The mobile phone shook again. Ting Shuang thought it was Liang Zhengxuan's reply.

Tingshuang picked it up and said, "Wen Jia."

Zhu Wenjia saw the eyes of Tingshuang with blood, and said, "Are you drinking? Still crying?"

Tingshuang said, "Crying is not. I didn't sleep well."

Zhu Wenjia said, "Do you please come to leave? Come here to play."

Tingshuang said, "Why, do you want to invite me to the red light district? I don't have that hobby."

Zhu Wenjia said, "You are all green, who will you see? Come here, come here, I call a few people to accompany you, all than Liang Zhengxuan Shuai."

"You are less." Ting Shuang glanced at the mailbox. Prof. Bai hadn't returned the email yet. "Even if you take ten Liang Zhengxuan there, I don't have time to go. This semester has a door killer class."

Zhu Wenjia said, "Then I'll see you."

Tingshuang said, "When did you kiss me like this?"

"Brother, let me pass. My mother kept thinking about me to see you, and urged three or four." Zhu Wenjia was a little irritable. "You know my mother, she is afraid you will not Xuan Liang Zhengxuan. I would like to find a woman to get married and have children one day, and my dad will give you the company. "

"Why are you so stupid?" Ting Shuang smiled, "Say everything to me."

"I'm telling the truth." Zhu Wenjia didn't care, "Who wants to manage the company at home? I can't make money, I will spend money. If you are in charge of the company, can you be willing to starve me? But if I control it Company, I can’t starve our whole family ... Okay, my friend has completed the ticket for me, I don’t tell you anymore. "

At nine o'clock in the evening, when the doorbell rang, Tingshuang habitually picked up the handset and said: "JA." Zhu Wenjia said to the door microphone, "Don't, it's me,"

Tingshuang said, "You are really here."

Zhu Wenjia said, "Open the door quickly."

Tingshuang pressed the door button.

I wish Wenjia who had almost no luggage, so he carried a computer behind him, and there were a few panties in it. He rushed into the door first, found a clean T -shirt with a cream, and then found a bottle of whiskey that had been opened from the refrigerator, and then found two glass from the cabinet. Full wine. He took a sip of himself first, and immediately abandoned it: "What do you buy? Brother, I know that I brought it to you."

Tingshuang said, "Don't drink breaking wine."

Zhu Wenjia poured his lips and said, "Yes, you are different from me, you are awesome, you have never used a penny at home since you came out of the undergraduate. Is it stupid? I want to say, at the beginning, you will Shouldn't you come out, for the surname Liang, value? "After that, he took two glasses of wine to sit by the window sill," Come on, chat? "

The house rented by Tingshuang was in the residential area of ​​the suburbs. There was a garden outside the window. The landlord's lady cooked the garden very well. It was already lush in April. Sitting at the window at night could see the stars and heard insects.

I wish Wenjia who could not appreciate this kind of place and complained that there were mosquitoes.

Tingshuang closed the window, sat opposite Zhu Wenjia, and took a sip of wine, and said, "What are you talking about?"

Zhu Wenjia said, "Why are you pretending to be stupid in front of me? Drinking, crying, scolding Liang, being drunk, what else can you do?"

Ting Shuang said: "It's not so ugly."

Zhu Wenjia said, "Try another sip."

After Ting Shuang drank the glass of wine and sat for a while, she suddenly said, "Liang Zhengxuan is a dog."

Zhu Wenjia knew this earlier, raised his glass and touched Ting Shuang's empty glass, and echoed as if saying a toast: "That's right. He's a dog."

Ting Shuang drank a few more glasses, then pulled up his collar, looked in from the collar, and said, "Is it because I have gained weight? Or is there something wrong with my personality? Liang Zhengxuan used to say that I have a bad temper. ."

Zhu Wenjia said: "Brother, let me tell you the truth, your character has always been bad, and it's not a matter of one or two days. So Liang Zhengxuan's matter has nothing to do with your character. Your character is like that, don't bother changed."

Ting Shuang said, "That's why I've gained weight."

Zhu Wenjia said, "Come here, give me your phone."

Ting Shuang said, "Why?"

Zhu Wenjia said: "I don't care about your broken mobile phone that has been used for two years. Give it to me."

Ting Shuang gave the phone to Zhu Wenjia.

Zhu Wenjia took the phone and took a photo of Ting Shuang who was drinking by the window. The lights by the window were not turned on. In the dark, Ting Shuang, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, sat on a wooden high chair, dipped a glass of whisky into the bottom of the glass, and couldn't see her face clearly.

After the shooting, Zhu Wenjia downloaded another gay social software called Distance, and then used the photo just taken as his profile picture to register an account.

Name: Frost Attribute: 0.5 Age: 24 Height: 182cm Weight: 70kg Occupation: Student Relationship Status: Single "Wait." Zhu Wenjia shook the phone and said, "See how many people you can hear from tonight."

Ting Shuang hasn't figured out the situation: "What?"

The phone vibrated, and Zhu Wenjia looked down and said, "Yo, it's very fast. There is a 0 151 kilometers away from you who chose 'I like you very much', and sent a message to ask which city you are in. Do you want to come back?"

Ting Shuang went over to look at the screen: "Are you helping me make an appointment?"

Zhu Wenjia said: "I'm proving your charm. Don't think that it's your own fault that the dog man cheats on you. This kind of bullshit to find reasons from yourself is invented by people who don't want to be responsible for others... You see, You got three more 'likes', and one is pretty close, only 18 kilometers away."

Ting Shuang said: "How come it is so easy for these people to like? Just a photo where you can't even see your face?"

"The 'like' on this kind of software is only possible for chatting. What do you think it is? For example, look," Zhu Wenjia tapped on the screen a few times, "this is the speed-dating interface, you can see the other party's Avatars, attributes or something, and then you can choose 'no sense', 'like', or 'particularly like'."

Ting Shuang looked at the photo on the speed-dating interface and said, "No sense."

Zhu Wenjia pressed it, and the next person's photo and information immediately popped up on the screen.

Ting Shuang said, "No sense."

I wish Wenjia to continue the operation, the next one.

Ting Shuang said, "No sense."

Next.

"No feeling."

Next one.

"No feeling."

Zhu Wenjia pressed dozens of "no sense" for Ting Shuang in a row, and finally couldn't take it anymore, and said, "This is not how games are played. You are not a repeater. My hand is not a sewing machine, so I will give you a bang. Press the same spot."

Ting Shuang said, "I really don't feel it."

Zhu Wenjia flipped through a page and found that it looked a bit like Liang Zhengxuan, so he said, "You don't feel this?"

Ting Shuang looked at the photo for a long time, then glanced at the person's information, and said, "This is only 7 kilometers away from me. It's in a city, right? How embarrassing if I encounter you along the way?"

Zhu Wenjia said: "You don't like close distances? You can set the distance range for this. I think... How about choosing between 150 kilometers and 300 kilometers? In this way, the other party should also be in Germany, but you are not in the same state. In this way, you can chat well, it's not difficult to meet, and if you don't talk, there's no chance of you accidentally bumping into each other, right?"

Ting Shuang said "um", and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Hey, why did you start looking for a partner for me? I didn't plan to" "Who found a partner for you? I'm here to help you rebuild your self-confidence, by the way. I forgot the surname Liang." Zhu Wenjia held the screen of her phone in front of Ting Shuang, "Come on. Choose a male pet."

Ting Shuang clicked a few more "no sense" and didn't want to continue reading: "It's really boring."

Zhu Wenjia said, "Look at another twenty and choose one from the next twenty."

Ting Shuang said, "Don't bother me, okay?"

Zhu Wenjia said, "No. Choose quickly. Otherwise, I'll call someone directly to your house."

Zhu Wenjia, the second-generation ancestor who made the heaven and earth, can really do anything, so Ting Shuang had to continue to look down, flipping one by one, but he was indifferent, Zhu Wenjia reminded maliciously: "It's almost twenty One."

Ting Shuang clicked the finger of "no sense" to stop, and the next photo just appeared on the screen.

Black suit, white shirt collar, right hand on steering wheel, left hand wearing watch is pulling tie, grey tie will not loosen. The photo should have been taken by the person sitting in the co-pilot. There is no complete profile of the face. Only part of the chin can be seen. Downward are the neck, Adam's apple, and the shoulders, chest, and arms wrapped in the suit.

I can't see the specific appearance, but the temperament is so attractive.

The hand pulling the tie is also slender and well-proportioned.

Ting Shuang went to see this person's information.

Name: C****

Attributes: 1 Age: 36 Height: 187cm Weight: 75kg Relationship Status: Single Current Distance: 287km Except for the incomplete name displayed, other information is not displayed as privacy protection.

Zhu Wenjia smirked and said, "You like this kind of thing? You shouldn't be too bad looking..." He saw the age on the information and said, "Will it be too old?"

Ting Shuang said, "It's best if you're too old to have the strength to cheat."

"That's him." Zhu Wenjia was afraid that Ting Shuang would go back on it, and immediately ordered "I like it very much" for help.

"Hey." Ting Shuang was speechless, "You can just click 'like', why do you need 'especially like'?"

Zhu Wenjia said: "You have seen more than a hundred people before and after, right? Just look at this one more times. Isn't this one in a hundred? One in a hundred is not a special favorite?"

Ting Shuang said: "Tsk tsk, pick one in a hundred, you can speak idioms."

Zhu Wenjia said: "Don't bury me, I have at least two years of high school in China."

Ting Shuang said: "Okay. I'm going to brush my teeth and get ready to go to bed. Stop messing around with my mobile phone."

Zhu Wenjia said: "Don't worry. I will send a photo to my mother on your mobile phone, and she will know that I am coming to see you. Don't keep talking about me."

Ting Shuang nodded and entered the bathroom. He just brushed his teeth for a while and still had a mouthful of foam when he heard Zhu Wenjia shouting outside: "Brother, the system has matched you perfectly—" Ting Shuang couldn't hear clearly, so she could only turn off the buzzing electric toothbrush. ,say what?"

Zhu Wenjia shook the phone to Ting Shuang proudly, and exaggeratedly said, "Perfect Match, you have a perfect match with Mr. C, who is 287 kilometers away. He also 'especially likes' you."