"His WeChat, isn't it a fruit avatar ..." Jing Huan heard himself asking.

"Ah?" Lu Hang thought, "Oh, yes, he has a trumpet, and he was built before he was stolen. You can add that number."

Jing Huan: "..."

Seeing that he didn't say a word, Lu Hang opened his WeChat to sweep: "Forget it, let's add it first, you two -dimensional code, I add you."

Jing Huan's eyes were empty and looked at Lu Hang helplessly.

How to do.

What to do what to do. What should do?

Lu Hang's statement: "What's wrong ..."

boom

The mobile phone slipped from Jing Huan's hands, fell heavily, hitting the edge of the stone, making a crispy impact sound.

Jing Huan didn't look at the mobile phone on the ground, and said expressionlessly, "My phone is broken, maybe I can't add it anymore."

Lu Hang: "..."

Isn't it tightly?

Can you get rid of this?

"It's okay, maybe it's not bad, pick it up." After that, he bent halfway down.

As a result, before he touched his mobile phone, Jing Huan suddenly raised his feet and stepped on the phone fiercely.

Lu Hang: "..."

Jing Huan: "Ah, I accidentally stepped on it."

Lu Hang: "..."

Lu Hang's eyes are complicated: "Huanhuan, are you okay?"

"It's okay, what can I have." Jing Huan looked down at the phone, and his voice was not emotional. "You go back first, I'll clean up."

"..." Lu Hang's eyes turned back and forth several times on your mobile phone and Jing Huan's face. "Okay ... then I'll go back first, you will soon be."

Lu Hang's footsteps are particularly clear in this trail.

It wasn't until he couldn't hear the sound that Jing Huan slowly raised his feet and bent over to pick up the bruised mobile phone.

He looked down.

Fortunately, the membrane is broken.

Jing Huan pulled out the paper and wiped it gently on the phone after wetting with water.

Wipe it once, twice, three times ... countless times.

Until the phone lights up, the message is automatically displayed on the screen.

Xiang: Or the baby follows you and worship the Fox Fairy Cave together.

Grass!

Cao Cao! Intersection Intersection

Fortunately a fart! Intersection Fortunately, a ghost! Intersection Intersection Intersection

Jing Huan picked up the phone and came a few times at the forehead. The calm of the previous second disappeared without a trace.

how is this possible!

How could Xianghuayi be in mind! Intersection

I don't believe it! Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection

It must be that Lu Hang made a mistake.

It was he stole the WeChat signal of Lu Yan.

Xiang Huaizhi's heart is not alone.

That is, the name is a bit like.

The sound is also a bit like.

The tone of speaking is also a bit like.

What can this explain? This is nothing! Intersection Intersection

Jing Huan squatted on the side of the road, holding his mobile phone self -hypnosis.

right!

How can Xiang Huaizhi dating online! He now has a girlfriend! Intersection Intersection

Not still getting bigger people's belly ...

Jing Huan's expression was stiff.

Then slowly and slowly lowered his head and looked at his flat belly. Intersection Intersection Intersection

Grass your mother.

It's not what I think.

Two minutes later, Jing Huan completely fell into autism.

No matter how much he felt like before, he never thought about the same person to Huaizhi and Heart.

People who are married online are the seniors around you, and Jiu Xia is not a regional area. How can there be such a coincidence? Intersection

And Xiang Huaizhi likes Lori! Intersection Intersection

Is this like a word? Intersection Intersection

Who can believe it? Intersection Intersection Intersection

Jing Huan denied this in his mind for thousands of times, and finally faced reality.

——Is what should do if Xiang Huai and Heart Herate is really alone?

...

He buried his entire face in his arms.

...

Sure enough, he still had to die.

Lu Hang returned to the boat, and Xiang Huaizhi glanced behind him: "Where is he?"

"Still there," Lu Hang sat down and said, "He accidentally dropped the phone."

"That's right, he just muttered some time ago that he wanted to get a new mobile phone," Lu Wenhao raised his hand and shouted to the waiter under the boat, "Here are two dozen drinks!"

When the wine came, the smell of fish soup in the pot had already drifted three miles away.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the still empty seat beside him, and got up: "I'll go find him."

"Hey, hey," Lu Wenhao hurriedly jumped up, raised his hand to signal him to sit down, "I'll go, I was just going to wash my hands, and I accidentally rubbed the soy sauce on my hand."

Lu Wenhao hummed a little song and walked to the toilet. There was only one street lamp on the path, which could barely illuminate the road.

"Wild flowers on the roadside, don't you... I'm grass!!!"

I didn't see the wildflowers on the roadside, but was startled by the dark shadows on the roadside. Lu Wenhao felt his whole body trembling slightly.

Jing Huan was still squatting, he raised his head slowly, his expression impatient: "What is the name of a ghost?"

"Damn, why are you?" Seeing the person clearly, Lu Wenhao relented, "I think I've hit a ghost."

"You scared the ghosts away." After Jing Huan finished speaking, he continued to bury his head.

Lu Wenhao looked confused: "No...why are you squatting here?"

"I'm happy, leave me alone and go to your toilet."

"I'm going to wash my hands, the soy sauce is on my hands." Lu Wenhao said, "Aren't you going back yet? The food is already here."

Jing Huan: "If you don't come back, if you don't eat, you won't have any appetite."

Grass.

I can't see anyone tonight.

Especially Xiang Huaizhi.

"Oh, then you squat, I can't call you anyway." Lu Wenhao walked in. "Brother Xiang will be in a hurry, so I will come to you in person. He was about to come over just now and was stopped by me."

Jing Huan was nervous when he heard the word Xiang: "Why is he looking for me?!"

"You're a birthday star, who dares to move chopsticks first when you're not there?"

"..."

Lu Wenhao washed his hands and came back, Jing Huan was standing on the side of the road, hammering his leg with his fist.

Lu Wenhao was delighted: "Why do I think you're so afraid of Brother Xiang? You jumped up when you mentioned him."

More than afraid.

Lao Tzu now wants to lose his life to him.

But he couldn't hide all the time, he had to eat, and he would have to take the same car when he went back.

Jing Huan said weakly: "You will eat more and talk less."

"I don't." Lu Wenhao asked with a gossip face, "By the way, Xiang Huaizhi just said that his girlfriend is pregnant, is it true? You two have been together all afternoon. , did he say anything to you..."

Halfway through the words, Lu Wenhao suddenly shut up.

He felt a murderous aura.

Jing Huan looked ahead and kept persuading himself that it is not appropriate to kill on birthdays.

And he doesn't have time to talk to Lu Wenhao right now.

Because they had already walked under the boat, as soon as he looked up, he could see Xiang Huaizhi's shoulder.

Just as Lu Wenhao bought his forefoot to go up the stairs, Jing Huan grabbed the hem of his clothes on his back foot.

"You have some discernment, don't talk about pregnancy or not for a while."

Lu Wenhao reached out and said ok: "Understood."

Jing Huan thought he had recovered.

But the second he met Xiang Huaizhi's eyes, he felt like a firecracker with a lead ignited, and he was about to explode on the spot.

He quickly retracted his gaze and returned to his seat erratically.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at his red ears and asked, "Is your phone broken?"

Jing Huan didn't look back, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's just that the screen is cracked... It's okay."

Please stop talking to me.

Otherwise I'll show you a man diving right away.

Lu Wenhao put a crab in his bowl.

"Huanhuan, this crab is very fat, it's full of cream, you can taste it."

This is the first person Lu Wenhao did today.

No one can talk to me as long as I bury my head down to eat!

Neither can Xiang Huaizhi! ! !

Jing Huan immediately entered a state of ecstasy and devoted himself to crabs.

As a result, as soon as he opened his head, his fingers were pricked by the thorns on the crab shell, which made him gasp in pain.

every day.

Isn't it my birthday today?

Why do you do anything so unlucky! ! !

Jing Huan looked like a balloon that was on the verge of bursting, so a hole was poked by the crab shell.

Just as he was about to sigh, his index finger was pulled by the person next to him.

Xiang Huaizhi squeezed his hand, stretched out in front of him and took a closer look, and pressed lightly with his thumb to make sure there was no blood, and then released the person.

He took the crab in Jing Huan's bowl: "Don't peel it."

Jing Huan felt the temperature remaining on his fingers, but opened his mouth but was speechless. The numbness spread from the fingers to the chest, and then to the neck.

"Then you eat the fish, you don't need to peel it..." Lu Wenhao was stunned when he turned his head, "I'm so stupid, Huanhuan, why is your face so red?"

Everyone at the table looked over, including Xiang Huaizhi.

Even though he couldn't see the people around him, Jing Huan felt that he was surrounded by Xiang Huaizhi's sight.

The night wind was slow, but it failed to dispel the heat on his face, instead it intensified.

Jing Huan said vaguely: "drunk, go up."

Lu Wenhao blinked: "You didn't drink."

Jing Huan picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it: "I'm drinking now!"

Lu Wenhao's eyes were subtle, and after a while, he said, "You can drink as much as you want. If you don't have so many empty cups in front of you, why do you grab someone from Brother Xiang?"

Jing Huan: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled lightly: "It's okay."

Jing Huan: "..."

I have something to do.

My heart is about to jump out of my throat, call me 120, I can save it or not.

Jing Huan stared at the unopened wine bottle on the ground, thinking about getting himself drunk, maybe he would go back to school as soon as he opened his eyes.

But he was afraid that he would lose his life when he was drunk.

Confused for a long time, or give up.

Xiang Huaizhi casually listened to the chat on the table and looked down at the people around him.

Since coming back from the toilet, Jing Huan seems to have no energy, and is now playing with crab shells.

Holding two chopsticks, he poked at the crab shell that had just pierced him, and his soul wandered.

Xiang Huaizhi picked up the bowl and put it in front of him.

Jing Huan trembled slightly and looked up at him in horror.

"..."

Xiang Huaizhi frowned and began to think about what he did today, which made him show this expression.

He pushed the bowl forward, "Eat."

Jing Huan suddenly returned to his senses and quickly closed his eyes.

The bowl is full of white and tender crab meat.

Lu Wenhao can't do anything, eat first. He glanced at the bowl of crab meat at a glance, and his chopsticks stretched out quickly: "I'll go, so many, come and give me a sip."

Jing Huan's eyes were quick and he tapped the handle of his chopsticks on his hand: "Release."

"Why, don't be stingy."

"It was given to me, but I didn't say it was for you to eat."

"I know, I peeled it from the senior, he will definitely let me eat it."

"It's Lao Tzu who won't let you eat it." Jing Huan knocked again, "Who allowed you to touch the birthday food?"

Jing Huan finished the bowl of crab meat with a sad face.

Satisfied, Gao Zixiang stood up and raised his glass: "Come on, let's have a toast before we leave, I wish you a happy day every year!"

Lu Wenhao: "Blessed is like the East China Sea! Longevity Bi Nanshan!"

Jing Huan clinked glasses with them weakly: "I thank you."

Just as he was about to take back the cup, Xiang Huaizhi reached out his hand, touched him again, and then raised his head to drink it up.

He is naturally superior, and even the Adam's apple line is better than others.

Lu Wenhao bumped into his shoulder: "What are you looking at? Want to get away with it?"

Jing Huan couldn't talk to Lu Wenhao anymore, and he couldn't hold back the knife in his hand anymore.

He hurriedly retracted his gaze, and drank the wine before glancing at Huaizhi.

After paying the bill, a few people walked out of the farmhouse, Lu Hang went to drive the car, Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also followed, Jing Huan just moved, but Gao Zixiang held him in place.

"Shou Xing stand still, stand here and wait for us to pick you up." Gao Zixiang said, "Xiang Xian, you wait here, we will come right away."

Xiang Huaizhi nodded: "Well."

Shou Xing has 10,000 swear words to say.

But Shou Xing did not dare to say.

Shou Xing doesn't even dare to breathe now.

The countryside at night was extraordinarily quiet, and Jing Huan felt uneasy for a few seconds in his heart.

Twenty seconds have passed, why hasn't Lu Hang come yet?

"Jing Huan." Xiang Huaizhi cut through the peace.

Jing Huan lowered his head and kicked the stone: "Um... eh?"

A small box was presented to him.

"Happy birthday." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan looked at the box and asked in a hoarse voice, "Where did this come from?"

"You got it in the car when you went to the toilet."

Jing Huan took it and swallowed, "Thank you."

It was too embarrassing for the two of them to stand stupidly, so he asked, "Can it be dismantled?"

"Um."

Jing Huan opened the box, and inside was a scarf, interlaced with black and gray, simple and versatile.

"I didn't know you didn't like scarves before, so I bought them." Xiang Huaizhi said, "It's fine if you don't want to wear them."

When did he say he didn't like scarves?

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, and then slowly remembered that it was Lu Wenhao who said in the car that he refused girls to send scarves.

He said: "No, you are different from their nature... I like it very much. Thank you brother."

Xiang Huaizhi said that it was actually nothing different.

Just as he was about to speak, the phone in his hand suddenly vibrated, and when he opened it, he saw that it was the child's strategy that he had just asked someone to investigate.

In normal times, he would definitely forward it to the people around him without saying a word, but at this moment, don't know if it was alcohol or something else, and when he pressed forward, he suddenly said to the people around him.

"I sent a message to my wife."

Jing Huan's mind couldn't keep up.

What are you texting your wife to tell me?

"Ding~"

A crisp WeChat prompt sounded from Jing Huan's pocket.

This prompt sound is like a light/machine/gun with full firepower, shooting frantically on the originally unsettled lake.

Grass.

Grass fuck.

Isn't his wife me? ? ?

This prompt sound made the awkward atmosphere between the two suddenly soar to the highest point - anyway, Jing Huan has already thought of a hundred ways to escape.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Don't read the news?"

"..." Jing Huan bit his head, and his voice came out word by word from between his teeth, "Maybe it's a birthday greeting, I'll go back and look at it."

After saying this, a car light shines in the distance.

like holy light.

The car stopped, and Jing Huan jumped up as if running for his life.

Lu Wenhao sighed on the co-pilot: "Alas, the countryside at night is really comfortable. If I could, I would really like to stay here for one night."

Jing Huan looked out the window weakly.

I think this lake is not bad, so I just threw myself into the lake and slept here.

One hundred.

no trouble.