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    There are four exam papers on the table, and the English score is the lowest, only 36 points.

    Meng Guowei's heart was shaking. With this score, Xu Sheng was the only one who could fight against one of the grades, and he couldn't find another person.

    This is a chess match with Xu Sheng.

    He tried his best to arrange the two of them to be at the same table, hoping that Xu Sheng would lean on Shao Zhan more, but he never thought that Shao Zhan would be affected!

    What the hell is going on here? !

    "The English teacher wanted to ask you personally," Meng Guowei looked back at the English composition again, and found that he had eaten less food just now, he said with a sigh of relief, "But she has something to do temporarily, so she went to the administrative building... Shao Zhan, you My homework is...normal, and my grades have always been stable, so can you explain?"

    Shao Zhan: "I..."

    No, he can't.

    Shao Zhan was speechless.

    The same is true of the sky and the earth, Shao Zhan is no less cracked than Meng Guowei.

    Shao Zhan fell into a deep silence in the face of the line of continuous English that was so wild that he could hardly see what it was written.

    More than blank.

    Shao Zhan even felt a certain nerve in his brain burst uncontrollably.

    This sentence is a flattery to say that it is in English. It does not conform to common grammar at all. The vocabulary used is not found in the vocabulary manual, and no word can be found that matches hua and shua. It is a completely original language.

    Shao Zhan suppressed his emotions, so he didn't grab Xu Sheng, who was posing a question across the table, pressed him on the table, and asked him what he wrote.

    "That's why the formula came out like this," Zhou Yuan, who was separated by a table from Meng Guowei, took the last step of the calculation, and the tip of the red pen paused, then handed the pen to Xu Sheng, "I don't understand, come on, try it. Push yourself."

    Xu Sheng's whole attention was on Shao Zhan's side, and he didn't listen to what Teacher Zhou was saying. He clenched one hand into a fist and pressed it to his mouth with a soft "cough", trying to attract Shao Zhan's attention. Then he whispered: "What are you, just use your imagination."

    Xu Sheng was afraid that others would hear it, so the words were a little vague, and the tone was low.

    Shao Zhan: "..."

    Xu Sheng couldn't say too much, and he couldn't give too clear hints. He was afraid that Shao Zhan would not hear it, so he vaguely squeezed out three words and emphasized again: "Imagination." Admit it, it does take a little imagination.

    Shao Zhan said in his heart that he didn't know what was imaginative and unimaginative.

    He just wants to kill now.

    Xu Sheng was frozen by Shao Zhan's eyes. Before he came to the office, he was afraid that Shao Zhan would die in the office. He now feels that he doesn't know if Shao Zhan is dead or not, but as long as Shao Zhan is not dead and steps out of this office, he may be the one who will die later.

    Because if he was Shao Zhan, he would also kill the contestant named Xu Sheng.

    Actually, Xu Sheng is really wronged. He really took the exam very seriously this time, otherwise he wouldn't have translated such a wonderful sentence!

    He himself has never been so serious in exams.

    In fact, the scores of the other three subjects have indeed increased. The knowledge that Shao Zhan supplemented him with his rare serious attitude, the average score of these three subjects is estimated to be around 60 to 70 points. It’s just that English is not like other subjects. The lack of vocabulary is not a problem that can be solved in one or two days. can’t even understand the topic of the whole reading question. Not to mention the four options of ABCD, there is no other way to go. .

    At the same time, Zhou Yuan tapped again on the table with a red pen: "Xu Sheng, what are you mumbling about?"

    Xu Sheng came back to his senses: "Ah, I mean... that's how the formula came out."

    Zhou Yuan gave him the pen: "I understand it, just push it again, why did you think of coming to the office today? I used to come here to receive education except for being punished for standing and taking exams too badly, but I have never seen you come to the office. Today the sun hits the west and comes out. ?"

    A lie needs to be filled with countless lies.

    Xu Sheng: "I recently discovered the joy of learning. In fact, learning is not boring. Especially under the leadership of Shao Zhan, I am deeply inspired."

    Zhou Yuan also wondered about Shao Zhanyue's test results. He didn't even know who inspired who.

    Meng Guowei was still quietly waiting for Shao Zhan's answer.

    Shao Zhan tried to put aside the years of education he had received and all knowledge of English under the suggestion of Xu Sheng's "imagination". In the end, he gave up. The main reason was that even if he translated it, he couldn't answer it. Meng Guowei, Meng Guowei would think he was crazy: "This sentence should be wrong."

    Meng Guowei: "A typo?"

    Shao Zhan said "um".

    This mistake is somewhat surprising.

    But compared to Shao Zhan's score and a clerical error, it is obviously a clerical error that is more convincing. Meng Guowei asked again, "Then...what are you doing with Kuangcao?"

    Shao Zhan: "Change the style."

    Meng Guowei choked: "Your handwriting is already well-written, you don't need to practice any more... Sometimes it's good to seek breakthroughs, but mad grass may not be suitable for you, so you really don't need to practice any more."

    Apart from the English sentence, Meng Guowei still has many questions.

    "Shao Zhan, then how can this Chinese composition stray like this? It doesn't seem like a mistake you would make."

    "The last few major math problems were written with only the 'solution' colons, and they disappeared. What do you think?"

    "Lightning and thundering, the rain breaks... Did you adapt this poem, it was written by Liu Yong and you are not satisfied?"

    "..."

    One sentence after another, he smashed Shao Zhan so hard that he wanted to leave here immediately, even if Xu Sheng gave a blank paper, it would be better than answering the question as it is now!

    But people's desire for survival and emergency ability are unimaginable things. In addition, he has not experienced anything in this month. Shao Zhan's blank brain gradually returned to normal. Meng Guowei is still talking about problems. Shao Zhan Interrupted: "Teacher."

    Meng Guowei stopped to look at him.

    Shao Zhan: "Actually, I was not feeling well on the day of the exam."

    In just a few seconds, Shao Zhan quickly skipped a lot of things in his mind, and quickly put together a very complete logic chain for this excuse: "It was a cough at first, and those symptoms disappeared quickly. After the school doctor's diagnosis, I thought it was nothing. It's a big problem, but I didn't expect that I would still have a headache the next day. You can also ask the invigilator, when the test is about to end... I've lost consciousness. "

    Meng Guowei: "Huh?"

    Not only was Meng Guowei stunned by what Shao Zhan said, Xu Sheng was also stunned.

    When he reacted, there was only one emotion left.

    Damn it!

    He was able to pull out pretending to be sick and being unconscious in the examination room, and he pulled the whole thing out of the way.

    No. 1 in the grade is not for nothing, this mind is meticulous!

    Meng Guowei did hear that Shao Zhan fell asleep when the last exam was being collected, and the invigilator couldn't wake him up, but they all thought that Shao Zhan was just an ordinary "sleep", which was a little strange. He actually slept in the exam room, and didn't think much about other things.

    Meng Guowei suddenly realized! It was so! Immediately, it felt like the sky didn't collapse, and the ground didn't crack.

    "I'll just say," Meng Guowei sorted out the stack of test papers and put it back. "You definitely won't pass the test like this. Are you feeling better now? Why do you have a headache?"

    Shao Zhan: "It's okay, maybe it's a cold."

    Meng Guowei pulled Shao Zhan and talked for a while, and told him to go to the infirmary to have a look: "This body is yours, if you feel unwell in the next exam, raise your hand to report, don't force it, It hurts to answer the questions randomly... No wonder the words are so flowery, okay, then you go back to work first."

    The two breathed a sigh of relief.

    Xu Sheng also wanted to go back to work, but Zhou Yuan stopped him: "Did you listen just now! Did you listen! What formula did I push you, and what did you push? Draw a triangle on the paper. Are you trying to push me a Pythagorean theorem?!"

    "..."

    When Xu Sheng finished solving the formula with the textbook, when he returned to class, he found that the class was almost gone, and then he remembered that the next class was sports.

    It seems that today's physical education class is not occupied by other teachers.

    Xu Sheng had just passed the back window and was about to enter through the back door when he saw a person leaning against the back door.

    The boy was leaning against the door frame, tall and long and his body was cold. The light came from outside and hit the corridor, but stopped abruptly in front of him. This time, he didn't get the last button on the collar of his school uniform. It is estimated that the atmosphere in the office was too suffocating just now. He raised his hand and untied two of them. Hearing the footsteps, the boy casually raised his eyes, obviously waiting for someone: "Come here."

    Although Xu Sheng has been Shao Zhan for a while, from an outsider's point of view, it is a completely different feeling.

    Xu Shengxin said that he might die here today: "Will you not go to the next physical education class?"

    Xu Sheng didn't get too close, he leaned against the back window, and pulled an arm away from Shao Zhan to leave some space for himself, and tried to test the possibility of reaching directly through the back window and throwing the textbook on the table.

    Shao Zhan seemed to see through him: "Are you coming by yourself, or wait for me to do it."

    Xu Sheng said: "If you have something to say, don't be too hands-on..."

    However, in the next second, Shao Zhan's hand really moved.

    The energy that Shao Zhan unintentionally revealed in the final exam room before, including many times, was real. He moved his hands without giving people any time to react. More like a boss than the school bully who really goes out to fight every day.

    "Hold!"

    Xu Sheng scolded lowly, and pressed his back against the door panel. The force of the pressing was not heavy, and Shao Zhan obviously took back the force.

    Shao Zhan's hair grew a little longer, and when he lowered his head, the fine strands of hair half covered his eyes, and the point of "no strangers should not enter" was more obvious. The line of the jaw was smooth and carved like a knife, and further down was the boy's protruding Adam's apple. Xu Sheng watched the Adam's apple move a few times.

    Shao Zhan: "What do you mean by that English sentence?"

    Xu Sheng didn't bother to resist either, so he leaned against the door when he had a door: "The ancients said that reading a book breaks through ten thousand volumes and writing is like a god... Isn't it like this?"

    Xu Sheng added: "In order to make your English composition more high-level, the famous quotes I found specially, the translation is so exquisite, I have never played such a superb level of English in my own exams, you and Lao Meng. Didn't even see it."

    "..." Dare you feel aggrieved.

    Xu Sheng: "You taste, you taste carefully, is the sound of turning the book swoosh, and the writing swoosh?"

    Shao Zhan: "You better shut up."

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