Floor 1989: You are in the final exam room, I am in the first exam room, the distance between you and me is too far, since you can't get close to me, let me walk to you.

Floor 1990: The correct answer upstairs, this must be what we want to learn from God!

Floor 1991: There's one thing I'm tired of saying...

1992 Floor: Zhan Wubusheng szd.

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Fortunately, Xu Sheng had embarrassing sequelae to the Tieba thing after that time, and never logged into his Tieba account again, otherwise he would be surprised to find that he used his own strength to carry the CP banner, and the rainbow fart was blown by himself. , the monthly test is also his own test.

In addition to these people, all the candidates in the final exam room also felt magical: Isn't the midterm exam going to be in the same exam room as Xue Shen?

They imagined the lineup for the midterm exam, and they were all scared to the ground, which was a miracle in their careers.

As a front-line audience of eating melons, class 7 students couldn't hold back their doubts. After the physical education class, Hou Jun grabbed the collar of the school uniform and fanned: "Brother Zhan, two people in the next class were betting last class, saying that if you can He went to eat shit when he was last in the test, and now he is being pressed to the toilet by his classmates, what's going on?"

Shao Zhan: "..."

Xu Sheng: "..."

Shao Zhan not only has to deal with the teachers of various subjects, but also the students of the whole grade and even the whole school. He glanced at Xu Sheng, Xu Sheng consciously "coughed", and then sat down on the seat with an attitude of nothing to do with himself. , leaning against the wall of the window and looking down at the phone.

Shao Zhan opened a page of the book and briefly recounted what he had said in the office: "I am not feeling well, I am not functioning properly."

After Hou Jun left, Xu Sheng put down his phone, thought about it, and then reached out.

Shao Zhan was about to write the thinking questions that the teacher had left before. He opened the textbook and found that all the words written by Xu Sheng were mad and scribbled. The man lost his patience when he was halfway down taking notes, and he also drew a lot of doodles. What caught Shao Zhan's eyes was a Q-version avatar of Zhou Yuan in his notes. Zhou Yuan probably got angry in class and stopped to talk about discipline issues. With just a few strokes, he captured Zhou Yuan's furious expression very accurately. , but he only saw one glimpse of this graffiti, which was suddenly covered by a hand.

Xu Sheng's wrist was facing up, pressing it on his textbook. It was estimated that the sun was too bright on the playground just now, and his fingers were red from the sun.

Shao Zhan didn't know what he wanted to do: "Take it away."

Xu Sheng's face is getting thicker and thicker, and he no longer cares about these details. He rested his chin with the other hand and said, "Don't you like to move your hands and feet, so let's move a little, and this matter is over."

"Who likes to move hands and feet."

"Whoever pressed me against the wall knows in his heart."

The front table had neither eyes nor ears to hear, so he moved his seat forward calmly, sighing in his heart: The relationship between these two bosses in their class is really becoming more and more difficult to understand.

Today's class is basically a test paper explanation.

It was rare that the exam paper was not issued for the study of God, and the classmates still felt that they were not used to it. Meng Guowei published a summary of the monthly test on stage: "Our class's average score this time is not particularly ideal, but it doesn't matter, the monthly test has passed, let's look to the future and learn every day well, a failure does not mean anything!"

The grades from the first to the second are in Class 7. It would be strange if they could go up evenly.

Originally, he thought that placing Shao Zhan in the seventh class would balance Xu Sheng's score, but he didn't expect both to overturn.

Meng Guowei is not discouraged. Like he said, the monthly test results do not mean anything. Usually, everyone's performance in submitting homework is very good, and the overall level is still acceptable.

"Wenhao, send the test papers, let's briefly talk about the monthly test papers this time—"

Xu Sheng spread out the test paper. Before he got the test paper, he thought that Shao Zhan was just helping him to control his points, and most of the questions were left blank. Unexpectedly, he found that the questions Shao Zhan answered him perfectly matched the thinking process of a scumbag. , is simply a perfect scumbag answer sheet.

Question: (), the shower is beginning to rest.

A: (The sky is dark and the earth is dark), the showers are beginning to rest.

Although there is no Hamlet-style famous sentence, it can be regarded as a play that makes people suspicious.

Xu Sheng: "I don't see it, you are quite good at answering questions."

Shao Zhan didn't have the kind of good mood he had. He turned over the answer sheet and saw Meng Guowei's "off-topic composition" in his office: Dear teachers, I write this composition with a solemn heart.

...the review has been written too much.

Shao Zhan really had a headache, and he turned over the answer sheet again, and finally folded it up and stuffed it directly into the table: "You're pretty good too, are you writing a review or an essay."

Xu Sheng: "..."

Xu Sheng reluctantly listened to the class for a while, and then began to think about whether to lie down and sleep for a while or take out his mobile phone and play games.

Finally chose the latter.

I haven't played the game for a whole month, Xu Sheng's game ranking has dropped a lot, and he has fallen outside the 300th place, but he has a name on the "Sudoku" game rankings. Xu Sheng touched it by mistake and found a lot. The man knelt down and called his father.

Of course, Shao Zhan didn't reply a word.

As soon as it went online, Zhang Feng's private chat message came immediately: Boss?

S: ?

Kuangfeng Langdie: Didn't you say you don't play games?

……

Only then did Xu Sheng remember the nonsense that he had studied hard before.

S: People will inevitably go the wrong way.

Kuangfeng Langdie: Huh?

S: I was ignorant before, but now I have figured it out. Studying is meaningless. I should pursue freedom and happiness, and devote my limited life to infinite games.

S: Come on, I'll team you up.

Crazy Peak Wave Butterfly: Oh O.O

Zhang Feng hid his phone in the table and operated it with one hand. He looked up at the podium, for fear of being discovered, and lowered his head again, confused by Xu Sheng's words.

This grandfather's attitude has changed too quickly. Is it learning or not learning?

Every Monday is the day when the code of conduct is the most strictly enforced. Gu Yanwang occasionally goes through the corridor of the second year of high school to inspect the class situation of his classmates.

Xu Sheng looked casual while playing the game, as if passing the time. He lowered his head and leaned against the corner. Because he was thin and a certain bone in the back of his neck was slightly bulging, he played halfway and the screen of his mobile phone was covered by a shadow. .

He looked up and saw Shao Zhan's hand.

Xu Sheng: "What are you doing?"

Xu Sheng just wanted to tut and say that a certain discipline inspection committee would not want to control whether he played with his mobile phone in class.

Shao Zhan didn't speak. He was writing on the board with one hand hooked on the pen, and the other hand stretched out sideways with one hand. The boy's knuckled fingers pressed on Xu Sheng's mobile phone, leading him to throw the mobile phone back into the table. Sheng didn't react for a while, and Shao Zhan's strength was not heavy, but he had a stance that could not be resisted.

Xu Sheng said "Fuck" and turned to his lips, and there were a few clear footsteps in the corridor coming from the back door.

On the window beside Xu Sheng was the big face of Gu Yanwang——

Gu Yanwang came here to make a sneak attack, but he didn't catch the current one. Looking at Xu Sheng, Gu Yanwang stretched out his hand and pointed at him a little embarrassedly. Before leaving, he signaled: Be honest with me, you kid, don't let me catch him. .

Xu Sheng retracted his eyes and realized that Shao Zhan was covering him just now.

Shao Zhan still didn't look at him. After memorizing the writing on the blackboard, he raised his eyes to look at Meng Guowei, but said a few words in a cold voice, "I don't want the phone anymore."

"...So after contacting this passage, let's go back and look at the problem. Do you know where the problem is? You have all found the wrong central paragraph. Now answer me again, what is the gist of this article?"

The sound of Meng Guowei's lecture, the sound of turning the pages of the test paper, and the hot summer wind blowing from the fan overhead, Xu Sheng seemed to feel that his fingertips were also getting hot, as if it was the place where Shao Zhan's finger pads had just brushed.

Before school, the exam papers were all explained.

The teachers of each subject did not leave them too much homework, mainly revising papers and preparing for new lessons.

Last Friday, the day the two of them changed back, they immediately changed the dormitory.

Put everything back in place.

When Hou Jun sent the message, Xu Sheng was about to go to bed, but he completely forgot about the appointment in gym class after the end of the day.

Hou Jun: When are you and Brother Zhan coming? I sent a message to Brother Zhan. He probably didn't see it. He reserved a place for you. It's about to start.

S: Wait, now.

Xu Sheng scratched his hair, remembering this, he stepped on his slippers and knocked on the door of Shao Zhan's bedroom, wondering what to say later. This deskmate who only knew how to write questions would agree to participate in class activities.

There was no movement in the door, and after a while there was the sound of turning the door lock.

Shao Zhan was taking a shower just now and turned off the lights. He couldn't see it through the light in the corridor. The boy was cold and cold, with a few strands of wet hair covering his eyes and nose. He was not wearing a school uniform and was wearing a simple dark T. T-shirt: "What's the matter."

Xu Sheng said directly: "Monkey asked me to ask you, there is a team building in our class at night, do you want to go?"

"Say it's going to be exciting," Xu Sheng felt that it sounded a little dangerous, and added, "This is what the monkey said."

Shao Zhan: "Don't go."

"..." This answer was also expected.

Shao Zhan was about to close the door, but Xu Sheng quickly pressed the door with his eyes and hands. He had the aura that you wouldn't let me go if you didn't agree. He just got up from the bed, his hair was a little messy, and his collar wasn't neatly tidied up after he got up, and he moved a lot. The neckline is crooked to the side.

Although they never spoke to each other.

But both of them were too familiar with each other's bodies. Just looking at the clavicle with a deep ravine, Shao Zhan didn't have to think about it, the thin waistline of the teenager and the abdominal muscles that were usually covered under the fabric naturally appeared in front of him.

Shao Zhan thought of this and closed his eyes.

Xu Sheng usually belongs to the kind of "if you don't go, you will be pulled down".

But I don't know why, the idea of ​​hoping that Shao Zhan can go, or the idea that he doesn't want the boss to show his face or stare at the test paper all day, stuck in his mind, Xu Sheng subconsciously said, "Why don't you want to go?"

In fact, Shao Zhan didn't resist so much, he just found it troublesome, but what Xu Sheng said was very interesting.

Shao Zhan leaned down to look at him and approached, "Do you want me to go?"

The atmosphere was indescribably strange. It was obviously the monkey who asked him out, but it wasn't that he wanted to date him.

Xu Sheng thought about it endlessly, and finally said that he didn't care if he loved it or not.

"Let go," Shao Zhan stepped back a little and said, "How can you get out against me from the outside."

Hou Jun's bedroom was upstairs, not far away. After the lights were turned off, except for the flickering sensor lights in the corridor, the whole bedroom fell into darkness. Including him and Shao Zhan, there were a total of six or seven boys in Hou Jun's bedroom..

When everyone arrived, Hou Juncai solemnly fished out the hidden tablet from under the bed and pressed the power button: "Only 45% of the electricity is left, brothers, cherish this rare night."

The phrase "something exciting" sounds mysterious, but it's actually watching a movie.

But in the rigid and rigorous Linjiang No. 6 Middle School, it is indeed exciting.

Xu Sheng sat on the empty bed opposite Hou Jun, with one leg bent, ignoring it.

However, less than 20 seconds into the movie's opening, a bloody scene hit Xu Sheng's eyes, he froze all over, and "fucked" in his heart.