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    Meng Guowei hurriedly called Shao Zhan over just for this reason. The appointed student representative had temporary diarrhea. When changing military uniforms, he struggled a lot, and he didn't know who the manuscript went to. After the leader's speech at the opening ceremony, the first student representative to speak on the stage was their No. 6 Middle School.

    The teachers of No. 6 Middle School were so anxious.

    Meng Guowei: "How can we do this?"

    Zhou Yuan: "Can the order of student representatives be moved later? Look for it again."

    Director Gu's strong sense of honor poured out: "This time so many schools are training together, we must show the style of our school!"

    But the opening ceremony is about to begin! How can have time to write a manuscript now!

    The situation was extremely urgent. Several teachers thought about it, but only one candidate appeared in their minds: that is the pride of Linjiang No. 6 Middle School, his talented young Shao Zhan!

    If you want to find a student in the school who can play on the spot, there is no one to choose except Shao Zhan.

    Only Shao Zhan can control the current situation.

    After discussing the plan, Gu Yanwang said: "I will try to delay it for as long as possible to buy time for Shao Zhan and give him more time to prepare in the audience."

    So Shao Zhan changed his clothes and was dragged away by Meng Guowei.

    "...So the current situation is like this, you can play it on the spot." Meng Guowei said.

    "Time," Shao Zhan only asked the key point, "how long?"

    Meng Guowei counted the time: "A speech of 2,000 words takes about eight to ten minutes."

    Shao Zhan showed no expression throughout the whole process, not even surprise or surprise. He only raised his eyelids slightly when he heard it for ten minutes. He didn't ask anything else. After asking about the length of his speech, he said, "Okay."

    This rather cold-sounding word "xing" was like a reassurance pill, and the heart that Meng Guowei hung in his throat fell.

    "The significance of national defense education is that," Shao Zhan stood on the stage and started speaking after saying something similar to "Don't be fucking arguing", "Building and consolidating the foundation of national defense, and raising the national defense awareness and spirit of the whole people."

    "It is also an important way to enhance the cohesion of the famous clan."

    Shao Zhan has a clear organization and comes up to divide national defense into three major parts, starting from the meaning and then how to implement it.

    The boy's eyebrows and eyes became a little blurry because of the distance, but the innate sense of oppression and the coldness that made people dare not to be reckless still came out of his voice.

    Is it too sunny?

    The strong sunlight made people almost unable to open their eyes.

    Xu Sheng narrowed his eyes, his cuffs were still folded up a few folds, his wrists were exposed, and the protruding wrist bones were clearly visible. Among the students who honestly buttoned up the cuff buttons, he was still the one who gave teachers and instructors the most headaches. . Facing the strong light, he looked across the layers of crowds in front of him to see the young man on the stage, and for a while he couldn't tell who the light was emanating from.

    Hou Jun: "It's awesome."

    Tan Kai: "This is a real cow, I am convinced."

    "It's pretty cool," Xu Sheng agreed. He smiled and said, "As expected of me at the same table."

    From the moment Shao Zhankong stepped up with his hands, someone whispered from below, "Damn, this guy is off the script?"

    "Fantastic, it takes ten minutes, right? I don't believe that there is not a single mistake."

    Someone deliberately choked the time and said, "It's been three minutes, and I really didn't make a mistake." Don't talk about mistakes, even Caton didn't bring it.

    However, students from these other schools did not expect that the truth is far more outrageous than unscripted.

    Do you dare to believe it?

    Meng Guowei and Gu Yanwang and several teachers stood side by side, under the shade of the tree on the side, they couldn't help but reveal in their hearts and said, "That's all right."

    Steady.

    Perfect!

    Their Linjiang No. 6 Middle School will definitely be able to show the school style this time, and they have fired an exciting shot in several schools, so that more than 8,000 students present will remember that their Linjiang No. 6 Middle School is a comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor. good school!

    Meng Guowei: "I knew he would definitely do it."

    Gu Yanwang: "Our school has such outstanding students as Shao Zhan, which is really a blessing after several years of cultivation."

    The two had bright smiles on their faces.

    When everyone was wondering, "Is the student representative who went to No. 6 Middle School still a human?", Xu Sheng also sighed together, and then he faintly heard a thunder sound in the distant horizon.

    Xu Sheng: "..."

    After the previous incident of exchanging bodies, Xu Sheng couldn't help but have a stress reaction when he heard the thunder. The specific manifestations were that the hair was standing upright, the back was cold, and it was like an electric shock, as if he had passed the electricity from the toes to the hair. , He stiffened, thinking that he was hallucinating.

    The sun made the two girls from the next school faint.

    The weather forecast also said that this week will be sunny, otherwise the school would not choose this day for military training.

    It must be hallucinations.

    It's not enough to change it once, how could it be possible to change it again.

    In the world of science, science changes destiny, and we must believe in science.

    After Xu Sheng comforted himself in this way, the thunder sounded from far to near, and then slammed into his ear with a solid "boom".

    "Boom!"

    Me, fuck.

    Xu Sheng was almost shocked by the sound.

    on the stage.

    "About popularizing youth national defense..."

    Shao Zhan's fluent speech without stuttering gave a rare pause.

    Even if Shao Zhan's speech is stuck, Hou Jun and the others can continue to close their eyes and blow: "It took five minutes to get stuck like this, Lao Meng said that the total speaking time is about ten minutes, what level is this, our brother Zhan is simply amazing! It exploded!"

    Xu Sheng patted Hou Jun on the shoulder from behind: "Monkey."

    Hou Jun turned his head: "?"

    Xu Sheng asked, "Did you hear anything?"

    "I heard it," said Hou Jun, "it's the voice of our brother Zhan who spoke so loudly on the stage."

    "..."

    Xu Sheng didn't dare to ask too obvious, he said, "No, I just heard thunder, did you hear it, is it going to rain today?"

    Hou Jun looked at him with confusion. He didn't know what Xu Sheng's inexplicable words meant. He said, "No, where did the thunder come from? The weather is so good today, and the weather forecast said that the probability of rain is almost 20%. zero."

    Tan Kai and Yuan Ziqiang also said, "What thunder? You heard it wrong."

    During the conversation, there was another thunderous sound that shook the earth.

    - "Boom!"

    Xu Sheng and Shao Zhan, who reluctantly continued to speak on the stage, felt that the blood all over their body cooled down a little.

    No, yes, right.

    Damn, this Thunder Breaker still won't let them go? !

    It's enough to come once, why come again?

    And it happened to be at this time? ! ! !

    The person in the most distressed mood is Xu Sheng. Shao Zhan can write a 2,000-word composition on the spot when he stands on the stage, but he can't. All the teachers and students at No. 6 Middle School made their ears callous.

    No matter how much Xu Sheng wanted to die now, the thunder didn't stop because of it.

    The thunder got louder and louder, and finally it seemed to explode in the ears of the two of them—“Boom”!

    Xu Sheng: "..."

    Shao Zhan: "..."

    Xu Sheng froze all over.

    In an instant, it seemed that all the sounds had left them, and time and space seemed to stand still. The picture in front of them was folded into tiny fragments. Only those fragments were rapidly circulating in front of the two of them, scattered in the strong sunlight, and the things in front of them were shattered little by little. Refactor.

    Xu Sheng's consciousness was blank for a moment. When he reacted again, he only felt a headache. He didn't realize where he was now, nor did he realize that he was holding a microphone.

    Xu Sheng scolded in a low voice, "...Fuck."

    His voice was not loud, but along with the current noise in the microphone, the "fuck" was instantly amplified, and all the eight thousand teachers and students in the audience were shaken by the sound.

    The 8,000 people in the audience originally listened to Shao Zhan's speech from Linjiang No. 6 Middle School, and they heard it well. Take action." After two seconds of Caton, he actually received a lazy "fuck".

    What's the situation.

    Are the student representatives of Linjiang No. 6 Middle School so awesome? Curse people?

    Not only the 8,000 people, Xu Sheng was also shocked by his own loud noise: "..."

    It was only now that he realized that he was holding a microphone, the electric box was placed behind him, the bright red banner of the opening ceremony was also supported behind him, and he was stepping on the podium in the center of the square.

    Obviously, he, Xu Sheng, is now the student representative of Linjiang No. 6 Middle School.

    Standing on the stage to speak.

    Xu Sheng went to the audience again and found Meng Guowei standing with his hands behind his back. The classmate beside Meng Guowei was holding the sign of Qilian, so he followed the line of people and looked back, sure enough, he saw the blue-faced "self" at the end of the line. ".

    Looking at each other, the two clearly saw the same emotion in each other's eyes.

    Shao Zhan's mood is not much better now.

    He even had more headaches than Meng Guowei when he learned that the previous student representative was unwell and could not find the speech.

    The two really never thought about the possibility of another exchange, otherwise he would definitely let Xu Sheng continue to practice copywriting.

    It’s enough to experience this kind of fantasy once, how could it be a second time? !

    However, this second soul transfer really happened so unexpectedly.

    The student representative on the stage became Xu Sheng, how could Xu Sheng say anything, and it was almost the same for him to go up to read the review... Shao Zhan suddenly didn't dare to look at this picture, and he didn't dare to predict what was going to happen next.

    ——Xu Sheng himself didn’t dare to think about it.

    "Fuck... toward the call of the party and the country."

    In a hurry, Xu Sheng made a 180-degree turn: "Actively develop national defense education."

    As soon as these words came out, the discussion in the audience stopped: "I was shocked, I thought this handsome guy from No. 6 Middle School was crazy."

    Shao Zhan found out that Xu Sheng made him nervous every time.

    You can always hang him fiercely.

    Xu Sheng's operation was simply a trial and error on the edge of a rollover. He reluctantly pulled back the swear words just now... and then? What more can say?

    When the thunder struck, Hou Jun said that Shao Zhan had already played on the spot for five minutes.

    In other words, there are still five minutes left to speak.

    In front of so many people, Xu Sheng is not nervous. After all, he is also someone who has seen big scenes. If you really want to count the number of times he has spoken on stage, maybe he has done more than Shao Zhan, but this field is really too big.

    What are you going to say?

    So the people close to the audience saw the cool-looking handsome guy from No. 6 Middle School stopped to speak, suddenly raised their hands, and unbuttoned one of the military training uniforms that had been buttoned properly.

    While Xu Sheng was doing this, there was an unstoppable wave of restlessness in the audience.

    Xu Sheng had no idea how much visual impact he had with Shao Zhan's iceberg face that no strangers could enter. Looking forward to the future according to what Shao Zhan said before: "I believe that through this national defense education activity, everyone can truly improve their national defense awareness. The future will definitely be better. We must grasp the present and look forward to the future with actions."

    Shao Zhan raised his brows. He felt like he had heard these words looking forward to the future.

    Meng Guowei, Director Gu and the others were also stunned: This, this is a bit familiar.

    Xu Sheng's nonsense about looking forward to the future lasted about two or three minutes.

    Repeated upside down twice, but not enough time.

    Immediately after Xu Sheng changed his words, he turned to another place skillfully: "Some people may not know Linjiang No. 6 Middle School very well, our Linjiang No. 6 Middle School is a very orderly middle school with a beautiful campus environment. The school motto is Civilization and Harmony..."

    Shao Zhan finally knew where he had heard it.

    On the first day of the last exchange, Xu Sheng slapped the stack of A4 paper in front of him, and there was this passage in the Xu Sheng-style review tutorial he told him.

    "Generally, the review structure is divided into three parts, admitting mistakes, flattering and looking forward to the future."

    "To be flattering is to brag about teachers and schools, what is Linjiang No. 6 Middle School..."

    "..."

    Xu Sheng's flattery lasted for three minutes, blowing Linjiang No. 6 Middle School into the sky, making the leaders of Linjiang No. 6 High School happy.

    Hou Jun was stunned: "What's wrong with my brother Zhan? Why did you blow it up?"

    Tan Kai: "Do you understand, this time there are so many schools, we must fully show the style of our school! Do you know that Zhan's move is high, really high! Do you think it is?, does this line sound familiar?"

    This sounds familiar.

    Xu Sheng stood on the stage and read the review countless times, and the standard ending was all these words, but everyone failed to link the school god's speech with the school bully's review for a while.

    The two turned their heads while talking, wanting to discuss with Xu Sheng. "Xu Sheng" seemed to be in a bad mood, which made Hou Jun not dare to talk to him all of a sudden, and he always felt terribly cold.

    However, Hou Jun was about to turn his head back when he accidentally bumped into a fleeting smile from the corner of "Xu Sheng"'s mouth.

    That smile is really not obvious.

    Shao Zhan's first reaction was not that he was afraid of the collapse of his personality, nor was he afraid of the collapse of this speech.

    Time and space seem to start from the first day of the exchange, from Xu Sheng teaching him how to review how to write, and connect to the present.

    Xu Sheng pretended to be calm and full of nonsense on the stage... Surprisingly, it was very interesting.

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