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    Before Shao Zhan received the news from Xu Shengfa, he opened Xu Sheng's chat box and looked at the "S" for a while.

    With the magic, I don't know what I am doing.

    After a moment, it seemed to know that he was staring at the chat box. The "S" followed a string of input behind the "S", and his fingers could not help but tighten them.

    Native

    What does Xu Sheng want to say to him?

    However, after Xu Shengfa came over a screenshot of the product, the chaotic thoughts dissipated instantly.

    what is this.

    What the hell.

    The raincoat suit wearing a raincoat in the field rushed into the field with heavy rain.

    The models on the model map are wrapped in layers, only half -faced, and the chin is also wrapped in the standing collar, and it is equipped with rubber gloves and earth brown rubber boots.

    No matter how carefully taste it, this picture will undoubtedly make the word soil to the extreme.

    Shao Zhan, who was thinking about Xu Sheng's mind at all: "..."

    Xu Sheng is very confident in the product he found.

    He was too lazy to type and shook over a voice call.

    "Hey." Xu Sheng's voice was tuned, and his tail sound was pressed down, as if playing with a cynical laughed in the human ears.

    Xu Sheng continued: "How about this set of insulating clothes, lightning protection and pressure."

    "Believe in physics, believe in science, with this set of insulation, the Thunder must be helpless."

    "At the same table, come here two sets?"

    Shao Zhan spent two minutes to persuade himself to continue talking to Xu Sheng. The teenager was cold, and through the current, it returned to Xu Sheng's ears: "Are you serious?"

    Xu Sheng: "Nonsense, otherwise I have nothing to do."

    After two seconds, Shao Zhan said, "It's not good."

    Xu Sheng: "I give you two seconds, you think about it again and answer me again."

    "..." Shao Zhan said, "Then you ask again."

    Xu Sheng asked: "How?"

    Shao Zhan repeated the answer just now: "It's not good."

    "..."

    Shao Zhan sighed: "You wear this, are you afraid that others don’t know if you have a problem with your IQ."

    Xu Sheng: "Fuck."

    Shao Zhan's reply could not fight Xu Sheng's enthusiasm for this insulating suit. As long as there is a line of vitality, even if it is one ten thousand possibilities, he is willing to try.

    Sometimes Xu Sheng's brain circuit is indeed not the same as ordinary people. In Kang Kai's words, it may be: engage in art, there is a bit of a problem in the brain, and you can do it well without taking the often road.

    Xu Sheng turned to talk about Kang Kai privately.

    Kang Kai did not sleep. He recently had a painting competition. It took two days to determine the theme for two days. He always found the right state. After the first draft, he was torn off and threw it.

    Kang Kai answered the phone: "Why did you think of this to find me?"

    After Kang Kai finished speaking, he pulled off the second piece of painting paper.

    "Are you still in the studio?" Xu Sheng asked.

    "Yeah," Kang Kai said, "There is a recent competition, our studio has been named. I can't give the first place to those other than you ... I met you in my life in my life. That's enough, you can't meet the second one again. "

    Xu Sheng laughed twice, remembered what the purpose of this phone call was: "I sent a screenshot to you, did you see?"

    Kang Kai really didn't pay attention.

    When painting is too devoted, you can receive this phone call because the phone forgets mute.

    Kang Kai put down the hook pens in his hand and narrowed the call interface. Then he saw Xu Sheng's screenshot. He was deeply shocked: "What is this ..."

    Kang Kai's next sentence is: "It's a bit cool."

    Xu Sheng was so comfortable in his heart: "Say a few more words."

    Kang Kai: "The design of this strap pants is fashionable, look at this rubber glove and boots ... What are you, do you plan to be an electrician?"

    "..." Xu Sheng didn't know how to say, "You can understand it so, I went to place an order."

    I can't say that there is always an inexplicable thunder to split me recently, and every time he bombarded the rumbling and lightning thunder, he would exchange his body with his table.

    To say this, Kang Kai may not take him to run a psychiatric department of the hospital.

    Kang Kai couldn't understand.

    Several well -known academy exams, even he dare not say that 100 % can pass, but Xu Sheng is different. He really intends to take this road and return to the exam honestly. Can you get on your eyes?

    If you can't think of it, you want to be an electrician?

    Kang Kai seemed to see a piece of glowing gold and was thrown into the quagmire: "I am not discriminated against an electrician, I think every occupation has its value, but you-"

    Xu Sheng and Taobao sellers talked a few words, and then took two sets of insulating clothes to interrupt his speech: "Okay, then you can draw it."

    Kang Kai swallowed the rest of the words and called him before Xu Sheng hung up: "Wait for a while."

    "What," Kang Kai decided to drag Xu Sheng back with his own strength. "This time, I already want to have a good theme, that is, there is still a problem in design. Can you be my guidance? I will ask you if I encounter something. "

    This kind of painting competition is not surprising.

    But Kang Kai is looking for a guide, why not go to fucking?

    Kang Kai stopped the road in time: "My mother has to guide most of the studio, I don't want to bother her."

    Xu Sheng: "So you trouble me."

    Kang Kai: "Hey."

    It's not too early, Xu Sheng didn't put this matter in his heart, isn't it just a guidance: "Okay."

    Xu Sheng glanced at the order page before going to bed.

    very good.

    Two sets of insulating clothes.

    One set for himself, the other set at the same table.

    Because there are many accommodation students, and these groups of accommodation students are almost a month before they go home, the Sixth Middle School does not oppose students to the school. Only only allow students to enter the door guards to get courier.

    Many students live in the torment of the express delivery every day.

    During class.

    Hou Jun wrote about post -class homework, and suddenly looked up and whispered: "When will my newly buy sneakers be around me?"

    "The logistics display is still updated two days ago, my sneakers!"

    Xu Sheng was sitting in the back row, and cooperated with Hou Jun remotely while playing games: "Is the logistics speed recently a bit slow? I have waited for a few days."

    Hou Jun: "Brother Sheng, what are you buying?"

    Xu Sheng's fingers stunned on the back of the city and said vaguely, "clothes."

    Shao Zhan sat on the edge of Xu Sheng and turned the test paper over a page. When he heard the word "clothes", the frontal horns could not hold back.

    After Xu Sheng returned to the city to buy the equipment, he was about to go on the road again. The screen of the mobile phone was blocked by one hand -Shao Zhan pressed the phone and forced Xu Sheng to look up at him.

    "That set of things, did you buy it?"

    "Buy."

    Xu Sheng not only bought two sets, but also bought two sets: "You can rest assured, although you insulting it that day, but I am a vast mind and will not care about you. I will send you a set."

    Shao Zhan: "..."

    Xu Sheng opened Shao Zhan's hand on his mobile phone screen and resented with virtue: "Who makes you at the same table."

    Is it too late to change the table now?

    Xu Sheng's set of insulation, which claims to be refunded in full, ran on the road for three days, and finally arrived with Hou Jun's sneakers.

    After going to the evening, Hou Jun was holding the sneakers and hit Xu Sheng in the gatekeeper.

    He was very interested in Xu Sheng's heavy things: "It's thick."

    There are a large number of equipment, plus two sets of buying two sets, a big bag that looks bulging is indeed exaggerated, but Xu Sheng responded quickly, and his eyes did not blink: "Winter clothes."

    Hou Jun: "In the summer, do you buy winter?"

    Xu Sheng: "Buy summer, it is cheap."

    Hou Jun's expression is subtle: "..."

    Don't guess the thoughts of the school.

    After Xu Sheng said, I felt that this explanation was still slightly far -fetched, so I added: "I bought one for me at the same table."

    Hou Jun's expression is even more delicate.

    When Xu Sheng took two packs of things back to the bedroom, he hit Shao Zhan and opened the bedroom door to pick up the water.

    Shao Zhan had just taken a shower and changed into a school uniform. The boy was tall with long legs and slightly wet hair. His eyes fell on the two bags in Xu Sheng's hand. Body: "You won't..."

    The four eyes were facing each other, as if something was surging in the dark. The countless factors in the air went from stillness to madness, and finally burst out. The two moved almost at the same time-Xu Sheng suddenly stepped forward Two steps!

    But Shao Zhan retreated faster than him!

    Xu Sheng: "...what are you running for?"

    Shao Zhan: "What are you chasing?"

    Xu Sheng: "The courier has arrived, I'll bring you clothes."

    Shao Zhan: "Take it."

    Unless he's crazy to wear this suit.

    In a hurry, no one noticed how childish their brief conversation was.

    Xu Sheng didn't even catch the corner of Shao Zhan's clothes. Shao Zhan had already retreated to the bedroom, holding the door lock in his hand, intending to close the door directly.

    Saying that it was too late, Xu Sheng took the lead. He reached out and pressed against the door, and then he used his strength to push up.

    Successfully pushed the door open.

    Then Xu Sheng's hand was removed from the door handle, his five fingers were slightly bent, and he went in directly through the shallow crack in the door and grabbed onto the door.

    Shao Zhan was worried that he would catch his hand and let go of some strength.

    Shao Zhan intends to reason with him: "Do you think the thunder that no one else can hear can be explained by physics?"

    "So what's the use of physical protection?"

    "I don't know when it will beep again," Shao Zhan said, letting go, "Are you going to keep..." Wearing this insulating suit before that?

    However, Shao Zhan could not finish his words. Almost at the moment when Shao Zhan mentioned "it", there was a moment outside the window that was as bright as day, and the unknown strong light split the dome and split the lightning like fireworks, but this moment happened. Too fast, too fast to catch. When the splendid fireworks flashed past, a thunderous sound fell from the sky.

    "Boom!"

    The lightning flashed so fast that it was invisible in the blink of an eye, but the thunder struck firmly in the ears of the two.

    Shao Zhan: "..."

    Xu Sheng: "..."

    The sound of thunder intensified, and it split into a posture that shook the world: "Boom!"

    It wasn't until the second thunder struck that Xu Sheng came back to his senses. He said "fuck", "Shao Zhan, are you a crow's mouth?"

    Xu Sheng hurriedly threw a bag in his hand to Shao Zhan, and then hurriedly started to unpack the remaining bag in his hand. After tearing open the bag, it was a full set of insulating clothing!

    He leaned against the wall with one hand, and put on his overalls three or two times: "What are you doing, hurry up and put it on."

    Unless I'm crazy.

    Even if I jumped off the bedroom floor.

    I do not know either……

    Shao Zhan slowly closed his eyes.

    In half a minute, the two of them were dressed and stood face to face in amazing costumes. The two were of similar height, and the yellow insulating clothes were on them. From a distance, they looked like two tall and thin Minions.

    Generally speaking, no matter how ugly the clothes are, they can't detract from the beauty of the two grasses in Linjiang No. 6 Middle School.

    People are handsome, and they are natural clothes hangers. They are handsome in everything they wear.

    For example, the school uniform of Linjiang No. 6 Middle School has repeatedly been ranked at the bottom of the school uniform selection in City C, but it is still very against the sky when worn on Shao Zhan.

    ——But this insulating suit can.

    "Boom!" Thunder roared wildly.

    However, both of them have no way to think and laugh at themselves at the moment.

    Xu Sheng thought to himself: You are an insulating suit that can withstand 3KV voltage.

    Designed for lightning protection.

    You can do it, you can do it.

    God didn't hear Xu Sheng's inner voice, the familiar dizziness quickly swept through the two's brains, the world was fragmented again, and began to rebuild rapidly.

    The last thunder struck.

    Xu Sheng's trance aggravated sharply, and there was a buzzing in his mind. After a while... he saw himself in a yellow insulating suit.

    This suit is really ugly.

    Not only ugly, but also stupid.

    Xu Sheng stretched out his hand: "Give me my cell phone. It's in my trousers pocket. I don't remember whether it's on the left or the right. Touch it yourself."

    Xu Sheng took a deep breath: "I'm going to write a bad review."

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