Chapter 118

Hello everyone, my name is Miao Miao, I am a very, very slender, very, very noble orange cat.

Let me introduce you to my family situation first: I have two fathers (don't ask where my mother is, I don't know), and the one who is with me almost every day is called Ji Dongdong. As soon as he pulled the box and walked away, he was called Teacher Si for three months, sometimes he was called a child, sometimes he was called Miaomiao, and sometimes he was called husband, and sometimes Dongdong's father also called him father, which made him I don't even know what his name is.

I'll pick a loud speaker and call him Miaomiao's father.

As for my two fathers, Miaomiao's father is gentler, while Dongdong's father is fiercer. But I don't like being held by Miaomiao's father, because every time he hugs me, Dongdong's father doesn't seem very happy.

At this time, Miaomiao's father would be very surprised: "Ji Dongdong, you even eat cat's vinegar?!"

Can anyone tell me what kind of food "cat's vinegar" is? Are there any small dried fish delicious? Is there any canned fish delicious? Is the fish steak fried by Miao Miao's father delicious?

......If it's delicious, can you give me a taste, I was ordered to lose weight recently, and I haven't seen oil and water for a long time! I'm so skinny and want me to lose weight, it's a pain in the ass...

Oooo, what did I say? I'm sorry I'm chatting again. Recently, Miaomiao's father came back, and they were always in the room, um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I couldn't sleep well, it made my nerves a little confused, don't be angry.

Dongdong's father, he is not very willing to slap me, and he is not very willing to hug me. No matter how I rub his legs or arms, he would prefer to hug Miao Miao's father a little more.

I've seen it many times. When Dongdong's father was looking at that thing called a computer, as long as Miaomiao's father passed by, he would pull Miaomiao's father over and put it on his lap.

He usually holds Miao Miao's father's waist with both hands, and starts rubbing from the waist, and then goes up... You humans don't like to wear clothes when they rub human beings, do you? Why do you always put Miao Miao's father's Clothes up? ? ?

But I can only see here. Whenever this time, Miao Miao's father will throw me out, and the door will be closed and locked. I guess they must be licking each other's hair and bathing in it, and they didn't take me with one. Humans are really selfish.

Licking the hair to the back, the sound of ah ah ah ah will come out from the door again. Most of the time it's Miao Miao's father - "You slow down... hurry up... slow down... close your eyes and don't look at me..."

A few are Dongdong's father:

"Does it hurt?"

"Didn't you just tell me to hurry up?"

"Okay, I don't look at you."

"Baby, I'll listen to you again."

When they are like this, I am so bored. I have to stay with a cat for a long time, and I can only play with toys for comfort.

Oooooooo sorry for digressing again. After introducing my father's name and personality to you, at the author's request, I will tell you about a "happy" day for a family of three.

In the morning, I must be the first to get up, Dongdong's dad is a little later than me. Miaomiao's father is tired from work, and Dongdong's father and I both want him to sleep more, so we do everything consciously and lightly. Occasionally, when playing with a toy is loud, I will be beaten.

I have a heavy weight in Dongdong's heart. Dongdong's father will spend three minutes feeding me first, and then go to the kitchen to make breakfast for Miaomiao's father for 40 minutes.

Dongdong's father's cooking skills, how to evaluate it, it is quite good (eyes closed). Every time Dad Miaomiao eats happily, I can feel that he is happy from the bottom of his heart, although the fried eggs on his plate look dark and smell a bit crazy.

After breakfast, Miao Miao's father helped me shovel shit, and Dong Dong's father went to get dressed and get ready for work (they both worked hard to support the family, hey, I really should eat less to lighten their burden).

They basically repeat the same words before going out.

Miao Miao: "What time do you come back today?"

Dongdong: "You want me to come back early?"

Miaomiao: "...I think."

Dongdong: "Then I'll pick you up for lunch at noon and accompany you at the company in the afternoon."

Miaomiao is not convinced: "I'm the one who accompanies you in the company!"

Dongdong: "Don't you want to accompany me?"

Miaomiao: "...thinking"

"Just wait for me if you want, I'll go first," Dongdong stepped forward, "Wife, say it yourself."

Miaomiao: "Who is your wife."

Dongdong: "Husband, give me a kiss."

Miaomiao was very happy, and went up to Bo~~~~~~ to take a long, big mouthful, the kind with sound.

The next morning was my nightmare.

My Miaomiao father, will sing while bathing in the bathroom. When you're happy to sing, you have to catch me in and have fun together! dance! Terrible!

After taking a shower, it would be better if it was almost noon, but if it was far from noon, he would rub me endlessly, whispering in my ear: "How does time pass so slowly... Why is it not yet noon? Miao Miao, are you hungry? Why is it not yet noon..." My ears are getting calluses!

The time when Dongdong's father went back was the happiest time for Ben Miao - my Miaomiao father opened the wardrobe and started the once-a-day noon show.

Miaomiao's father hates it a little bit, but he is really good-looking, better than all the human beings I have seen! He will try on the clothes that Dongdong's father gave him one by one, and all of them are very suitable for him. The star's eyes keep flashing when I look at it. It is true that if there is a son, there must be a father!

Today, I was fortunate enough to have lunch with the two of them. Because Miao Miao's father is not good at meeting people, the restaurant they chose has few humans and the environment is very quiet.

But I don't think they're afraid of being found out, they're just trying to make things easier. The style of their meal is usually sauce purple →

Dongdong: "Eat more."

Miaomiao: "It's too hot, and I don't have a good appetite."

Dongdong: "How can I make you have a good appetite?"

Miao Miao poked her cheek.

Dongdong raised his eyebrows and moved his face closer. Miaomiao thought that Dongdong was going to kiss him, raised her small chin with anticipation in her eyes.

As a result... Dongdong screwed hard on his face! Miaomiao's father screamed, he was wronged!

Miaomiao: "Why are you pinching me?"

Dongdong: "Children who don't eat well will not be rewarded."

Miaomiao: "How can you reward me?"

Dongdong pushed the plate in front of him: "Eat it all."

Miaomiao's father was very angry, but he still tried to eat it all. Dongdong's father was very happy when he saw the empty plate, so happy that he wiped Miaomiao's mouth with his own mouth.

(They seem to be enjoying the whole process, but I think it's very unhygienic, I hope you humans can change it.)

No matter what they eat, I'm just greedy. Back in the car, Dongdong's father concentrates on driving, and Miaomiao's father pours out his time and feeds me a drop of cat food.

Less than twenty! It's tough for cats!

International practice, I accompany them to the office in the afternoon.

Dongdong's father is watching the computer at the desk, and Miaomiao's father is reading the script at the desk. They work almost ignoring anyone and are very focused.

Focused men are charming and I swear I'll be like them when I grow up. But there are times when they slip, like now.

Miaomiao's father was probably tired from sitting, lying on the table and squinting at the script. Dongdong's father accidentally caught a glimpse of his posture, frowned, and bounced a loud bang on top of his head.

Miao Miao was inexplicably touched, tears welling up in pain, and she sat upright with a "Teng". Dongdong probably didn't expect him to start with such a heavy hand, and was a little ashamed.

"Teacher Si," Dongdong patted his leg, "come here."

Miaomiao: "I'm not going!"

"Come on, I'll give you a rub."

Miaomiao repeater: "I'm not going!"

Readers and fat friends here should all laugh. Oh, Miaomiao, are you so useful? Let's find r.

If your minds are so impure, then I want to say...you guessed it right hahahaha!

In terms of power, I have never seen a time when Miaomiao is better than Dongdong. I saw Dongdong got up and walked over, and hugged Miaomiao back without much effort.

Miaomiao: "...don't... someone will come in and see what to do."

Dongdong clicked the remote control, and the door was locked.

Miaomiao: "Then don't do anything, there's still a lot of work to do."

Dongdong: "Well, I don't move your hands and feet, I move..."

Hey, hey, please stop the car in your head in time, Jinjiang will not allow you to drive!

As two protagonists with lofty pursuits, of course Dongdong... moved Miaomiao's head hahaha!

Dongdong rubbed and blew a few times on the top of his head. Based on my experience with them for two years, these two strokes can only have a consoling effect, not any substantive effect.

Even so, Miao Miao's father is quite happy. He suddenly raised his head and kissed Dongdong when Dongdong was huffing next time. Dongdong also kissed him back, with no surprise on his face, as if he had guessed it.

Or deliberately giving Miao Miao a chance to kiss him, we don't know that, and we don't dare to ask, this old guy is very bad.

It was a very touching kiss, and both of them were gasping for breath at the end. The kind-hearted I have always been ready by the side, waiting for whoever suffocates first, so I can rush to do cat work breathing.

As it turns out, my worries were superfluous. They are always so close, and they are getting used to the days when they can't breathe. After the kiss was over, they kissed each other's nose and cheeks again. I felt itchy and wanted to find a little female cat.

Spring is here, and it's that season again. The two fathers show their affection in front of me every day, I'm about to learn how to bark, and I really want to fall in love!

Forget it, don't talk about me, they don't have enough time with each other every day, they won't care about me. At 6 o'clock in the evening, Dongdong's father ended his work early, and went to the supermarket with Miaomiao's father, bought some vegetables, corn, purple potatoes, etc., and made salads in the evening.

Miao Miao has been exercising all year round, so Dong Dong has no choice but to eat fitness meals. After the two crunched the leaves, sometimes they went to the gym to work out, sometimes they went for a walk in the garden downstairs hand in hand, and sometimes they went back to the room with strange things.

According to Dongdong, what they do in the room is easier to shape than 800 crunches. Still the old saying, we don’t dare to ask if we don’t understand, what should I do if I’m forced to exercise after asking?

Today they chose to go for a walk in the garden, and they wanted to bring me at the beginning. I think the little female cat was scratching her head and showing no interest. She pointed her butt at them to show her refusal.

They left happily.

When I came back, I was still thinking about the little female cat, Miao Miao rubbed my head, and finally found that his cute child was in a wrong state!

He called Dongdong's father: "Ji Dongdong, come and see, Miaomiao seems to be sick!"

"Huh?" Dongdong slowly walked over with a bottle of milk and stuffed it into Miaomiao's hands, "I'll take a look."

Dongdong, I picked it up, observed it, and said, "It should be in heat."

——Yeah yeah, I really miss the kitten.

Miao Miao: "What should I do?"

——What else can I do? Find me a partner.

Dongdong: "It's enough to raise one. It's too much to take care of. Let's take it for sterilization tomorrow."

——That's right, do you want to raise another cat?...isn't what you just said???Don't do it, Daddy, don't!!!I want to keep being a man!!!I haven't found a little female cat yet...

Meow meow meow!!!