It's a fun thing to play pranks on.

But if the person being pranked is himself——

"... Dazai." The information in his hand was crumpled a few times, and after returning to the chief's office, Yuichi Takigawa tried to calmly raise his eyes to negotiate with Osamu Dazai who was happily humming, "What are you happy about? of?"

Osamu Dazai thought about it.

"The person who likes it says to himself [help me] in a crying voice. Anyone who sees it will be happy."

The boy's words were too frank, but Takigawa Yuu gave him a pause.

【"I'm chasing you."】

He let go of the hand holding the document and looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously.

"Speaking of this, I have something I want to ask you." Takigawa Yu hesitated, recalling without hesitation, "What did you mean when you said you wanted to kiss me directly?"

"Although I also asked Fujii, Fujii said it would be better for me to ask you directly."

["Or the boss, you can also directly try what Dazai-sama did to you at the beginning."]

Even with that being said...

Does it make any sense?

Jewelry, wealth, friends - there are so many things he likes and wants to keep around, do you want to try them one by one?

Thinking of this, Yuichi Takigawa raised his hand.

The temperature under his palm wasn't too hot, but he could clearly feel Osamu Dazai paused.

Takigawa Yuichi imitated Dazai's original appearance, raised his face and approached him.

"I said, do you want to kiss each other if you like it?"

The tip of the nose was about to touch, so even the breaths slowly blended together.

"Obviously you know that? The meaning of a kiss in the mafia."

The forehead is inheritance, the back of the hand is allegiance, only the lips are different.

It is often a declaration of death, which means that the other party will keep a secret for the godfather who bows his head until he dies.

Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes, listened to these words quietly, and suddenly laughed.

"Yuichi."

"Um?"

"Do I look terrified of dying?"

After all, even when he had no memory of his previous life, Osamu Dazai didn't care about the means by which the other party wanted to kill him.

He'd been chasing death for so many years, just looking forward to the day when the boring world would become interesting.

Then Yuichi appeared.

Ah - how delightful.

Although it means that there is one more thing he is afraid of in this world.

Dazai Osamu didn't want the other party to die, so he also hoped that he would survive.

Of course, if one of them must die, Osamu Dazai hopes that person is himself.

It wasn't boredom or fear, he just couldn't stand the loneliness of being left alone in this world again.

In the three years he replaced Yuichi as the leader, Osamu Dazai always lived by the words "We will meet in another world".

"...That's true." Yuichi Takigawa thoughtfully, "Then it's up to you."

The corners of Dazai's lips curved, he slowly lowered his head, giving the other person enough time to back off: "Whatever I mean, can I kiss you now?"

But Takigawa Yuichi didn't retreat.

He just raised his eyelashes in surprise: "It's rare that you still ask my opinion on such a trivial matter."

This is no small matter. Dazai Osamu felt distressed again.

Good news, Yuichi's thinking means that he seems to be able to do whatever he wants to each other.

Bad news, it's easy for others to convince Yuichi.

Sure enough, his leader still has to be watched by him all the time...

"Yuyi-you-you-yi!"

The door of the chief's office was slammed open, and Yumeno Hisakusaku was carrying his small satchel, just as he was about to share his experience of winning against Qi Ping in the interrogation room with great interest, when he was stunned by the scene in front of him. .

Yumeno Kusaku, who was less than ten years old, had no ambiguous concepts in his mind, he just felt that Dazai and Yuichi were too close.

Yuichi is about to be eaten by Dazai!

Yumeno Hisakusaku's pupils trembled.

How does this work! Yuichi is going to be killed by him!

But he obviously couldn't beat Dazai, so he said——

While being ruthlessly lifted from the ground by Osamu Dazai, Yumeno Hisakusaku was still stubbornly sending out a distress signal.

He pulled out the cell phone of Nakahara Chuya, the only one in the world that could deal with Dazai, and quickly typed a few words.

[Help! ]

[Yuichi is going to be destroyed by Dazai! ]

When Zhongyuan Zhong also received this text message, he was attending a boring banquet on the sixth floor of the port mafia. The other party was a cadre of a certain family. He was here today for a routine friendly exchange visit.

"Anyway, we are looking forward to working with you..."

The smiling man in front of him said something behind and Zhongyuan Zhong didn't hear anything at all. He just smashed the wine glass expressionlessly, letting the mellow liquor wet his gloves.

Reason told him that this was just a problem with Q's usual way of speaking.

But the Central Plains can't help but think of some bad things.

"Your face looks a little bad." The man across from him, who was also a cadre of the family, said kindly.

In fact, when he took out his mobile phone as early as Central Plains, he aimed at the text message on the screen.

"But I don't think you need to worry, after all, the one of you is there right now." The man smiled and said friendly.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also stunned for a moment and looked back.

At the other end of the banquet hall, Yuichi Takigawa just came out of the door. He leaned against the door frame, lowered his head and said something to the members of the logistics department next to him, with a gentle smile on his lips.

Then, he noticed Zhongyuan Zhongya's gaze.

So that kind of laughter became real in an instant, and Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed, said "sorry", and walked over resignedly.

"You don't use this kind of situation, Boss."

In the final analysis, the people who are visiting today are completely incomparable to the port mafia. If they are all handled by the leader himself, Takigawa will probably never be able to sleep.

"I know." Takigawa Yu said indifferently, "That's why I'm here to rescue you."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "...Rescue me?"

"Aren't you used to staying in a place like this?" Yuichi Takigawa recalled, "I remember when you were surrounded by people, your ears were embarrassed."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a meal, remembering that it seemed to be at the celebration banquet when he became a cadre candidate.

Takikawa sent him a bullet at that time.

...How could this heartless guy remember it for so long?

Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed, and he had already adapted to this without correcting: "Where's Dazai?"

"I'm chasing Xiao Mengye." Yuichi Takigawa said, turning his face to look at him, "Didn't you receive a text message?"

"..."

It's weird because received a text message!

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a gloomy expression, suppressed his temper and asked, "What did Dazai do to you again?"

Takigawa Yuichi thought for a while: "It should be what I did to Dazai."

"I want him to tell me how his mouth kiss is different from a mafia traditional kiss...but it doesn't seem to make any difference?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also stopped, raised his eyes and glanced at the clear iris under the snow-colored eyelashes of the person beside him.

...Ah, that's true.

that's terrible.

The next second when the blood in the body was restless, the Central Plains also showed an extraordinary calm.

"Takikawa." He stood still and called to the other party in the corridor full of sunshine, "Leaving the weak back of the neck for the other party is fatal to the Mafia."

Takigawa Yu turned around, he thought seriously about the meaning of Nakahara Nakaya's words, and then quickly came to the conclusion——

"What, you don't want to smash me to death, do you?" The young man's face showed a rare expression of fear, and he engraved a few large characters [I have apologized for] in his eyes.

Zhongyuan Zhongya:  …

Zhongyuan Zhongya: "There are many ways to kill you, why should I choose this one?"

"...Oh." Takigawa Yu looked back with a guilty conscience, and was easily persuaded, "But why did you suddenly call me by my name just now?"

The evening wind blew through the open window, and Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his hand to hold the brim of his hat: "Because for the leader, it is not appropriate for me to say this sentence."

The gravity of the port mafia is undoubtedly loyal, and Zhongyuan Zhongyuan is also willing to offer all cherished things to his leader, which means that he will restrain his instinctive desires in respectful salutes again and again.

However, just when Takigawa turned his back to him, for the first time, Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to get some rewards.

kiss?

No, he longed for something more intimate.

"Zhongye."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a meal, and heard someone calling him.

"Nakaya." Takigawa Yuichi thought that the other party didn't hear it, so he repeated it again, "It doesn't matter if you call my name when no one is there, after all, I can call your name too."

The young man put one hand on his hip, and this action caused his sleeve to slide up a bit, revealing the fragile bones that could not be grasped.

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his eyes and noticed the waistline outlined by the folds of the other party's shirt.

...worse.

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be any better than Dazai.

After all, Dazai has never had a moral heart.

...It's a shame that bastard can endure so long.