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chapter 2
Xiao Wu of the Han family didn't die in the landslide, but was almost scared to death by his father at the door of his house.
He took a step back, his big, bright and beautiful peach eyes stared at Lao Yuan, he picked out his ears and said dissatisfiedly: "Old Han, what are you doing so loudly, I am your son, am I not at your house? Home? Iβm not born to Lao Huang next door, am I Lao Huang?β
The captain's blood pressure started to soar when he heard his cynical and rebellious talk, and he raised his hand to knock him on the head.
Han Yun's face is like a crown jade, and his body is more than seven feet long. Those long legs are not for nothing. He bent his peach blossom eyes and stepped back a few steps to avoid the captain's violent attack. , thanks to the fact that you are still the captain admired by everyone, do you understand how to convince others with reason? It's too rude, too rude..."
The captain's temples jumped frame by frame: "Get out!"
With the captain's roar, even the little chick who was hiding in the corner and was shivering from the rain fluttered his wings and wanted to fly out of the chicken coop to peck the cunt.
Han Xiao Wu subconsciously flashed aside, only to see behind his father besides Huang Liu and several people who came back with a stretcher. With just one glance, he could not tell whether the person on the stretcher was male, female, dead or not. He didn't even see clearly, but his father directly carried him into his room!
"Old Han, did you go wrong?! That's my room!"
As the most favored youngest in the family (he self-proclaimed), the fourth brother with the smallest age gap with him is four or five years older than him, not to mention the eldest brother, second brother and third brother, who simply treats the youngest brother as his son Come and raise him, otherwise you won't be able to raise such a bastard little uncle who grabs sweets from his nephew and niece.
Looking at the entire commune, I am afraid that only Xiao Wu of the Han family can be so extravagant, having his own independent room.
The captain explained briefly: "Yes, the educated youth dot is collapsed. School Graduates Tian has been smashed and has difficulty moving. Now you need to requisition your room. You squeeze with Ziqiang and the others, and wait until the educated youth dot is covered."
Han Yun has a whole body of fried hair. Of course, the hair on his head is short, so it's not very obvious: "I don't agree!"
While directing everyone to resettle Tian Chengcheng, the team leader impatiently waved at the old son: "Go ahead, I'm here to inform you, not to ask for your opinion!"
Han Yunchang pulled the crowd away, and without taking off his shoes, he jumped onto his bed and sat cross-legged: "Anyway, this is my room, and I won't move if I'm beaten to death!"
While Han Yunchang was speaking, he saw Tian Chengcheng's pale face out of the corner of his eye, and was so frightened that he almost couldn't sit still: "I'm going, is this a dead person or a living person? Old Han, you wouldn't bring a dead person into my room, would you?" ?!"
This time, Huang Liu, who is most tolerant of Xiao Wu of the Han family, can't bear it anymore: "Xiao Wu, don't talk nonsense, she's not dead yet when you die, School Graduates Tian is clearly the lucky star Gao Zhao's long-lived centenary, and the great luck is still alive. in the back!"
Han Yunchang took a closer look at Tian Chengcheng, who was only hanging on his breath: "Forgive my stupid eyes, I can't see it. Anyway, I can't occupy my room even if I live or die!"
"Get out!" The team leader's patience was limited, "I built the house, you have no right to speak, and if you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will let you sleep in the hut at night!"
Seeing the wind makes the rudder, Han Xiao Wu was suppressed by the blood of the old Han, so he dared not speak out, but there is a big Buddha in this house that can suppress the blood of the old Han, Han Yunchang opened his voice and shouted: "Grandma! The old Han bullied me again!!"
The little-footed old lady who was a little deaf and scolded, walked in from the outside with a cane and took small steps, and pressed the cane in her hand to the ground: "Who, who bullied my Xiao Wu?"
Everyone: "..." Who dares to bully him? It would be good if your Han Xiao Wu didn't bully others. Everyone tacitly made way for the old lady to pass.
When Han Xiao Wu saw that his backer had arrived, his voice was loud and loud: "Grandma, you come to judge, Lao Han bullied me again, he wants to rob my room!"
The old lady couldn't hear it very clearly, so she looked carefully at the bed, then at Han Xiao Wu, and asked Captain Han in surprise, "Is this the daughter-in-law for Xiao Wu?"
Everyone: "...?" Where is this going?
Captain Han was about to explain to his old lady, but the old lady slapped her thigh to justify herself: "Okay, okay, Xiao Wu was born on the Dragon Boat Festival and just passed his nineteenth birthday, so he can marry a wife!"
Han Xiao Wu: "..." Grandma, am I going to get married as soon as I become an adult?
The more the old lady looked at Tian Chengcheng, the more she was satisfied: "The girl dolls in the city are just beautiful, look at this little face is so white, look at this facial features, look at these long eyelashes..."
Han Xiao Wu was distracted by his grandma, so he looked carefully at Tian Chengcheng's facial features, he was really small, white and delicate, and he was prettier than the other girls in the team. Of course, his eyes were on the top of his head, so he didn't take a closer look. What do the other girls look like? If Tian Chengcheng were not lying on his bed now, he wouldn't have been staring at their faces, oh, the eyelashes are still moving, which means that they are not dead.
"Father, is she really the daughter-in-law you found for me?" If it's a daughter-in-law, it doesn't seem unacceptable to share half of the room with her.
Captain Han's scalp was numb, and he started to have three big heads: "Shut up! Mom, isn't she..."
The old lady hit the captain on the back with a cane: "Why are you scolding my grandson? Shut up for me!"
The ugliness of the family should not be made public. Now that Tian Chengcheng has been placed, the most urgent task at the moment is to let everyone go back first. He also specially explained that he will explain it to the old lady and the others. Donβt go out and talk nonsense to ruin the reputation of School Graduates Tian.
Everyone knows what the character of the captain is, and they promise again and again that they will not talk nonsense.
After the old lady scolded the old son, she looked at the little grandson with a smile: "Come on, Xiao Wu comes to grandma, grandma thinks this girl is good, when the rain stops, I will go to Blind Gong Chen to help you count a good day. , when the time comes, I will help you to do a big game, this girl looks cute, you will become an adult after you get married, but you can't be a fool, you can't bully other girls, you have to treat others well, you know?"
Han Xiao Wu looked at Lao Han, at his grandma, and at Tian Chengcheng, and nodded obediently, the three-foot handsome face, which was thicker than cowhide, turned red unexpectedly!
The captain suffered a myocardial infarction, and almost fainted in the dark: "No, no, mother, listen to me, this is School Graduates Tian who came to cut the queue from the city, not the one to introduce to Xiao Wu!"
The old lady was intermittently deaf, looked at Tian Chengcheng again, and hesitated for a while: "Educational youth?"
The captain thought she had heard clearly, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he heard her smile and pat his grandson's hand and say, "The educated youth is good, the educated youth is literate, it is just right for Xiao Wu, a high school student in our family, so I will say Xiao Wu. Wu is smart and handsome, so he is a lucky man, no, when he grows up, he can ask educated youth from big cities to be his daughter-in-law."
Han Yunchang agreed, holding the old lady's shoulder and nodding heavily: "Well, what grandma said is right, I listen to grandma."
It's the same as the truth! The captain's mouth of old blood was choked up and down in his throat. Why can't these grandparents and grandchildren understand human words, is it intentional?
He knew that it was futile to say anything at this time. Xiao Wu's unreliable temperament was clearly inherited from his own mother. Anyway, he couldn't explain it clearly. As long as they didn't go outside to talk nonsense, when School Graduates Tian woke up, he said to himself. "I don't want to" is better than anything else. He doesn't believe that School Graduates Tian will be blind enough to see this bastard.
Tian Chengcheng, who was in a coma, was sometimes confused and sometimes heard voices. Naturally, he didn't know that even the marriage had been arranged clearly by the unreliable grandson and grandson when he was unconscious.
Captain Han was so depressed that he ate half a bowl of multi-grain rice at night, but the next day, when the rain was still falling, he was awakened by the sound of gongs and drums.
Han Yunchang's mother, Miao Chunhua, was the first to get up in the family on weekdays. Before she woke up, she was suddenly frightened by the deafening gongs and drums and sat up from the bed: "Dad, what's the matter? What happened? It's a big deal? Could it be that the educated youths also collapsed?"
Captain Han was so angry with the old lady and Nizi that he didn't sleep well all night. He closed his eyes in a daze when it was almost dawn, and before he fell asleep, he was woken up by the sound of gongs and drums. year.
This person doesn't sleep well and naturally has no good temper: "Go ask your good son! Why are you standing there, why don't you go and see what stupid things this bad son has done!"
Miao Chunhua was taken aback by Captain Han again, "You mean Xiao Wu?" She responded and patted his arm, "You are so angry, have you taken gun-medicine?"
The captain became even more angry: "How many rebels are there in this family?"
The couple put on clothes indiscriminately, put on slippers and walked out.
As soon as the door was opened, the whole family, young and old, was woken up and walked out, half-dreaming and half-awake, rubbing their sleepy eyes.
Sure enough, the sound of gongs and drums came from Xiao Wu, oh no, now it came from Tian Chengcheng's bedroom.
Captain Han took the lead and snatched the gongs and drums from the villain's hands: "Han Yunchang! What are you doing in the early morning beating gongs and drums??!!!"
Han Yunchang blinked his unbelievably beautiful peach blossom eyes, and said solemnly, "Father, this is the treatment plan I came up with after discussing with Lao Huang all night and checking countless books. When she wakes up, she has to use this wake-up therapy, making all kinds of noises in her ears every day, so that she can wake up as soon as possible."
The third sister-in-law, Zhang Daidi, happened to be pregnant with the third child. She would blushed and said with red eyes and a seven- or eight-month-old belly, "My son, fifth uncle, can you wait until dawn to make noise? I don't sleep. The child in my belly also sleeps, can you take pity on your eldest niece?" She has already given birth to two sons, and this child desperately wants a daughter.
Han Yunchang and Huang Liu discussed the plan and immediately went home and implemented it, but he didn't consider the issue of whether it would disturb the people. He glanced at the sky outside, as if it was not bright, and smiled at Zhang Daidi, "I'm sorry, third sister-in-law. , I didn't pay attention to the time, why don't everyone go back to sleep first? I'll knock when you wake up?"
Still knock! Captain Han wanted to take off his shoes and knock him: "It's not reliable to listen to. I beat gongs and drums in people's ears all day long. What if one person goes deaf before he wakes up?!"
Miao Chunhua also said: "Yeah Xiao Wu, our ears hurt when we heard this sound through several walls. If you knock on School Graduates Tian's ear like this, you might be deaf."
Han Yunchang slammed the gongs in both hands, and there was a "dong cha" sound with an echo. Those with less effort might have already fainted. He blinked his peach blossom eyes and asked innocently, "It's very noisy. Is it? It's okay, my milk didn't wake up!"
Captain Han couldn't hold back his anger any longer. He took off the slippers on his feet and greeted Han Yunchang: "I won't kill you bastard today, my surname is Han!!"
Han Xiao Wu was prepared long ago. The gong was used as a shield to block Captain Han's slippers. As he walked out, he shouted, "Old Han, you are confused, you are my surname Han!"
Captain Han threw the slippers out: "You bastard, stop for me!"
The second child, Han Rongzong, and the third child, Han Rongrong, kept reciting to Captain Han: "Dad, Xiao Wu is still young and ignorant. Your health is important, you should calm down first."
Miao Chunhua said angrily, "I'm still so angry at my age, stop it, and I'll scold you when my mother wakes up."
Captain Han took a deep breath: "A loving mother has many failures, you should protect it. If this continues, he will be a failure sooner or later!"
The second sister-in-law and the third sister-in-law looked at each other: isn't this uncle enough to be a prodigal?
Miao Chunhua: "Nonsense, how bad can my son be? It's alright, let's go back to sleep."
The sisters-in-law and the children all went back to their rooms to make up for their sleep with a calm expression on their faces. It can be seen that such scenes are often staged in the old Han's house.
In this early morning, where the whole family can't see, Tian Chengcheng's eyelids trembled slightly, and his fingers moved a few times...
The author says:
School Graduates Tian accidentally lay down for another chapter, I promise she will wake up in the next chapter
It's still the family's long and short farming text. This book is really very happy to write. I hope you are also happy. Good night.