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Chapter 6
"He's so cute."
Xu Cheng called Zhaoxi immediately, and the moment Zhaoxi got connected, he screamed with all his strength: "Fuck you! What are you going to do! Didn't you promise me not to touch Weibo?" Bo! Didn’t you promise me that I won’t make trouble again!!”
"I'm not doing anything wrong," Zhaoxi held the phone away from his ear, "I'm maintaining my personality."
Xu Cheng was furious: "You farting, when did I arrange for you to set up a child abuse lady?!"
Zhaoxi: "..."
Zhaoxi was choked, and then said: "It's not Lao Xu, think about it, haven't I made my way in the entertainment industry by relying on all these years of coquettishness and unpretentiousness? So, at this time, I will The more you can’t choose to be treated coldly like other stars, but you should ride the wind. Since Xiaoguai has been exposed, there is no need to hide it, and it may be better to introduce it to fans.”
Xu Cheng roared: "Is it possible? Do you know how many fans you have lost in the past two days? A full two million! You actually told me that it might be better?!"
"It's only two million, don't you have tens of millions left?" Zhaoxi said, "This shows that most of my fans can withstand pressure."
Xu Cheng: "Zhaoxi!!"
"Oh, let's try it out. I've already posted it, and I can't take it back now. Let's try it out."
Manager Xu felt that he would one day be pissed off by the artist he was worried about and die young.
After talking on the phone with Zhaoxi, he immediately took a sip of honeysuckle dew, and then directly called the assistant weakly to make arrangements: "Notify the public relations department, and the explosion-proof plan B will start earlier."
"Yes." The assistant responded immediately.
The PR guy who was still in Xu Cheng's office knew what to do after hearing Xu Cheng's arrangement, so he said, "Then Xu, I'm busy too?"
Xu Cheng waved his hand, "Go, go."
The PR guy leaves.
According to the explosion-proof plan B mentioned by Xu Cheng, Zhaoxi Studio started a new combat operation state.
"Hello everyone."
On the other side of Zhaoxi's house, Zhaoxi took Zhao Xiaoguai to eat turkey noodles live together as promised.
In the room, father and son Zhaoxi and Zhao Xiaoguai sat in front of the computer. The camera of the live broadcast was not aimed at their faces, but at the two bowls of noodles in front of them. The image of a small red paper man is printed on the front of the two clear and round white porcelain bowls, which is a bit weird, but also a bit cute.
The noodles in the bowl really look like turkey noodles. The spring-shaped noodles, which are thicker than normal instant noodles, are wrapped in dark red sauce. There is no noodle soup. They are eaten with noodles. In the bowl, there are several pieces of braised beef with red sauce and a lot of finely sprinkled. of seaweed and fried fragrant sesame seeds.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all tempted by the appearance of this bowl of noodles just across the screen, but when they thought of the ten times hotter behind the appearance, they swallowed angrily, and then frantically swiped the barrage. .
【Fuck! Brother Xi, you're not coming, are you? Please, please let the children go, this stuff is not for children! 】
[Double Spicy Nuclear Bomb Turkey Noodles, is Zhaoxi trying to kill her child? 】
【Ok, Ok. As expected of you, Zhaoxi, because the birth of a child was exposed, so you want to kill the child directly? 】
[Child abuse, reported]
[Hello Mr. Zhao, I am from the Women and Children Protection Association of XXX City. Your behavior has seriously violated the safety of children. Please stop your behavior immediately! 】
[Concealing the birth of a child, and now using the safety of the child as a gimmick, Zhaoxi is really stupid and poisonous, this time I see how the brainless fans will wash the ground]
[I'm afraid the one who scolds Brother Xi is not a fool? I don't know if there is really a sauce bag on this side? As long as you have brains, will Xi Gexi harm his own children? 】
[Whether it's true or not, hyping up children's safety, (spit) the road has turned dark. 】
Although it was only a preview of the live broadcast ten minutes ago, because Zhaoxi has been in the limelight these two days, his Weibo was directly searched on Weibo as soon as it was posted.
Therefore, the online audience in the live broadcast room has directly rushed to nearly 10 million, and it is still increasing.
Tens of millions of people watch the live broadcast, so the barrage is mixed, and there is nothing to say.
Zhaoxi looked up, most of the scolding. He chuckled, there are many people who are popular, and in the past few years in the entertainment circle, he has already seen through the twists and turns of this circle.
This time, he brought a rhythm to himself, and it was certain to recruit black people, but he knew how many of these crazy attacking black people in the barrage were really black.
There are only so many resources in the circle, but there are so many people who want to be popular, and naturally many people hope that he can completely fall.
But Zhaoxi will not follow their wishes so simply.
Zhaoxi watched the barrage for a while, and then pulled up the live camera so that he and Zhao Xiaoguai could appear in front of each other.
After showing his face, the bullet screen once again set off a frenzy. Zhaoxi smiled and said, "Come—to introduce you, this is my son. His nickname is Zhao Xiaoguai, his name is Zhao Mo, and he is silent."
When Xiaoguai heard Zhaoxi's introduction, he immediately raised a smile and said obediently, "Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, hello. I am Xiaoguai, my father's son."
The little zombie faced the camera, its small face clearly exposed in front of everyone's eyes. A child's face about three years old, with a round face and extremely fair complexion, a pair of phoenix eyes that are exactly the same as Zhaoxi's, black and bright, without Zhaoxi's naughtiness, like a soft glutinous rice dumpling.
[This, this, this is so fucking cute! ! 】
【Ahhh, Xiaoguai hello! Brother Xi, I'm sorry, I'm going to climb the wall. At this moment, I declare that I am a Xiaoguai fan! ! 】
【Climb the wall together! What kind of goddamn baby is this, oh oh oh, my aunt's heart has been melted! 】
[Although I am very sorry Brother Xi, I still want to ask, sisters, do you want to steal children? ! Come on, form a group! ! 】
【Group! 】
"Don't steal Xiaoguai, it will be pitiful for Xiaoguai to leave Dad." Zhao Xiaoguai saw the barrage, and said seriously with a small body close to Zhaoxi.
He can read the barrage and can read.
Since he is not a human baby, his sense of self was formed when Zhaoxi was still pregnant with him.
So he was born with intelligence and learned things much faster than normal human babies.
However, there are few things in contact with him, and his temperament is very simple and ignorant.
Zhao Xiaoguai was originally very good-looking, and his small face was a bit fat, but it was so white and tender that it was very painful. Now he is smiling sweetly, and his black eyes are facing the camera directly. The viewers of the live broadcast felt like they had a red heart arrow in their chests.
The audience in the live broadcast room screamed while covering their chests because of his serious appearance. Immediately, the live broadcast room was swiped by "Okay, sister doesn't steal".
"Well, don't steal Xiaoguai." Zhao Xiaoguai also nodded in confusion.
The audience in the live broadcast room was fascinated by him three times, and his aunt's heart exploded and the barrage screen swiped down.
For a while, when the atmosphere was good, followed up with a live broadcast room dedicated to showing cute babies. The atmosphere was not good.
But there are always people who love the scenery, in this licking atmosphere.
Zhaoxi suddenly handed Zhao Xiaoguai a special spoon for babies, and said, "Come on, sweetie, eat noodles."
"Oh." Zhao Xiaoguai obediently took his spoon.
At first glance, the small spoon is custom-made, and it is also a large white porcelain bottom with a crystal and round shape, and a red little man is printed on it.
Zhaoxi's appearance successfully broke the warm and cute atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and there was a heart-piercing roar on the bullet screen, telling Zhao Dagui to stop and let the child go.
——Although in fact, most people who watched the live broadcast did not think that Zhaoxi gave Zhao Xiaoguai real turkey noodles, but this did not hinder the flying rhythm of the live broadcast room.
Even passers-by know that Zhaoxi likes to eat turkey noodles.
The reason was that two years ago, he suddenly posted on Weibo and asked: What can eat to refresh self?
Then a sand sculpture netizen replied to him: turkey noodles. A pack of turkey noodles, happy like a fairy.
Originally, this was just a deliberate stalking by sand sculpture netizens, but who knew that Zhao Devil actually tried it, and fell in love with the double-level nuclear bomb strangely.
Occasionally when I am in a good mood or in a bad mood, I will even broadcast a pack live.
At that time, his weird operation was sprayed red by countless black fans, and he did not use any means. So now when he said that he wanted Zhao Xiaoguai to eat turkey noodles, most people did not believe it was true, so they sprayed him on purpose. There are too many gimmicks and hype.
The rhythm of the barrage flew up, but Zhaoxi ignored it.
When Zhao Xiaoguai was eating happily with the baby spoon, he also picked up his share and started eating for the camera.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw Zhao Xiaoguai eating with frowning eyebrows and twisting his body while holding a small spoon, saying, "It's delicious, it's delicious."
It made him even more sure that what Zhaoxi gave him was not real turkey noodles.
So Heizi seemed to have found his way, and started spraying Zhaoxi crazily.
Zhaoxi took two mouthfuls of turkey noodles, and felt much better. Watching those bullet screens, she began to eat and complain.
"Your navy this year is too bad. After all, that's all there is to it? I'm hyping fans—I've always been hyping fans. Do you have any misunderstandings about me?"
Sailor: "..."
"There is also this one who said that my face is fake, and my face is also fake. You have successfully attracted my attention. In my live broadcast room, you can humiliate my face, but you cannot slander my face.
So today I will give you ten packs of double-level spicy nuclear bomb turkey noodles. The administrator will write down his ID and contact him to ask for the address to send to me. "
Kuroko:"??"
...
Zhaoxi spent about ten minutes on the bullet screen, drew 20 IDs to give away turkey noodles, and took Zhao Xiaoguai to the broadcast.
He turned off the computer, took the bowls and prepared to go to the kitchen to do the washing, and Qin Qichen, who was speeding over there on the gas pedal, also arrived at their house.
Zhaoxi heard the doorbell ringing in the kitchen, and flicked his hands to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, the two faced each other, looking at each other silently.
Zhaoxi sneered, with a sarcasm on his face: "Hey—rare guest? Who are you?"
Qin Qichen pursed his lips and said, "Let's talk."
"What do we have to talk about?" Zhaoxi leaned against the door and sneered, "Didn't Mr. Qin and I just meet today?"
Qin Qichen: "..."
He frowned and said impatiently, "You know what I mean, we really need to have a good talk, Zhaoxi."
Zhaoxi looked at him impatiently, the smile on his face faded, suddenly he stretched out the collar of Qin Qichen and dragged him into the door.
"Zhaoxi!"
Qin Qichen was dragged by Zhaoxi's collar to his eyes, and the two were very close. So close that Qin Qichen could clearly see Zhaoxi's thick and curled long eyelashes and hazy eyes.
"What are you going to do—fuck!" Qin Qichen rolled his eyes, just wanting Zhaoxi to let go.
Zhaoxi suddenly lifted his knees and legs and gave him a slap in the stomach.
Qin Qichen's whole body convulsed and trembled in pain, he bent down unconsciously to cover his abdomen, and looked at Zhaoxi viciously.
Zhaoxi hit someone, backed away quickly, and stood far away from Qin Qichen. Seeing Qin Qichen's painful look, he felt a little happier, and said with a light smile and raised eyebrows.
"Come on, close the door. Now let's talk."
"You—" Qin Qichen was hit, his stomach ached terribly, seeing Zhaoxi's complacent look, he was even more angry.
But some can't move their eyes.
Qin Qichen felt that he should not come here, nor should he come to see Zhaoxi.
He has felt something wrong since the day.
Facing Zhaoxi in person, he felt that he was not like himself.
Just like now, according to his personality, he was beaten for no reason. According to his personality, he will definitely hit him back.
He is doomed to be short-lived in this life, and he doesn't know when his life will end. So Qin Qichen has always pursued carpe diem in time, repaying kindness for kindness, and repaying grudges on the spot.
But he was angry when he was beaten by Zhaoxi just now, but the subconscious reaction of his body was not to fight back, but to think what he did wrong again, why is Zhaoxi angry? !
Qin Qichen felt that he was probably crazy.
He rubbed his abdomen, waited for the pain to subside, and went to close the door obediently, and then followed into the living room.
Zhaoxi has already sat on the sofa, folded his arms around his chest, and looked down at him with one leg over the other.
He looked arrogant, like a high-ranking king, waiting for the sinner to be punished. The cold and haughty expression made Qin Qichen's heart tremble slightly.
His throat tickled.
Resisting to look away, he walked over calmly.
But Qin Qichen had just entered the door and hadn't taken two steps when he suddenly felt something strange under his feet. He was stunned, slowly moved his feet and lowered his head to take a look, and saw a little red paper figure with shoe prints lying under his shiny black leather shoes .
The little paper figurine looks very ordinary, about the size of a child's palm, with a rounded head and short limbs. At first glance, it looks like a paper figurine cut out by ordinary people in their spare time.
But when Qin Qichen moved his foot away, the limbs of the little paper man moved, as if he wanted to struggle, but he was trampled too hard and couldn't slow down.
"Sorry..." Qin Qichen subconsciously told Zhaoxi.
Qin Qichen knew this kind of little paper figurine.
There is a special way to make it in Taoism, and Qin Qichen himself can do it, so he was not surprised to see this at Zhaoxi's house, but he stepped on it like this, which was a little embarrassing.
When Zhaoxi heard this, her beautiful phoenix eyes raised slightly, her cold expression changed, and she said jokingly: "It's useless for you to apologize to me, it's not mine."
Qin Qichen was a little puzzled.
The next moment, he heard a childish voice shouting: "Honghong!"
Qin Qichen followed the prestige, and saw Zhao Xiaoguai, not far away, looking at the little paper figurine with distress.
Qin Qichen unconsciously took a step back—
Although outrageous.
But at this moment, Qin Qichen confirmed that he actually had an urge to stay away from the crime scene and try to get rid of guilt.
He really felt sick.
At this time, Zhao Xiaoguai rushed over like a small cannonball.
The little paper man on the ground finally restarted after hearing Xiaoguai's voice.
It stood up from the ground, stumbling towards Zhao Xiaoguai, and then gestured in front of him with his short, flat paper arm.
From time to time, he used his short and thick paper arm to point to Zhao Xiaoguai's big shoe prints on his body.
"Uh..." Qin Qichen didn't understand at first, but after he understood it, he was completely speechless.
Are the paper figurines that are raised in the house now so temperamental?
If you accidentally stepped on it, why did you start to complain? !
Qin Qichen opened his mouth to explain to Zhao Xiaoguai that he was really careless.
But Zhao Xiaohuang, who had already heard Concubine Zhijian gesturing his grievances, looked like a faint-hearted monarch. He didn't give him a chance to explain, so he sullenly rushed over with his small fists clenched aggressively.
Qin Qichen was helpless, the enemy and I had a clear position in His Majesty's heart, and he had made a mistake first and could not justify it, so he could only wait for His Majesty Xiaohun to punish him.
Xiaohunjun clenched his fists and rushed in front of the criminal minister Qin Qichen, his round black eyes glared angrily at him, he pursed his small mouth, raised his leg abruptly and stepped on Qin Qichen's shoe, leaving behind A cute little shoe print.
Fierce Baba said: "It's flat!"
Qin Qichen: "..." Hiss.
He is so cute.
Holy shit!