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    He Shu wasn't too close, and he could hear the faint creaking of the assistant director's bones.

    The other party stared at He Shu, motionless, especially the right arm, as if the acupuncture points were tapped instantly, or sealed by some petrification spell, his face was a little pale, sweat came out from his forehead, and big drops slid down.

    He Shu said in a timely manner: "Your problem is not serious, and you can still make up for it."

    The assistant director was visibly slackened by the naked eye, and he almost couldn't stand up.

    He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something nice to He Shu, begging the other party to show him quickly, but he couldn't save his face from the crowd watching, so he could only silently stage a pantomime.

    He Shu seemed to understand what he meant, and said empathetically, "I'll take a look at it for you when I go to your room at night."

    The assistant director wanted to yell: don't be late at night, just now, my situation is urgent!

    But he wanted to save face, he couldn't shout out, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

    On the contrary, the director was quite kind, seeing the situation, he said: "Anyway, we won't be able to make a movie today, everyone should solve everything first."

    He left in a hurry after speaking, and he didn't know if he was going to discuss with the management to exorcise the crew.

    The assistant director couldn't help hesitating to speak to He Shu: "Then you..."

    His eager little eyes almost burned He Shu.

    He Shu: "Then now?"

    As if the assistant director was granted an amnesty, he repeatedly said, "You can do it now! You can do it now! Come with me!"

    Assistant Li was still slumped on the ground, unable to recover.

    He Shu said to Yuan Xi: "Get him some salt and sugar water to drink later, and he will be fine."

    He turned around to go with the assistant director, Yuan Xi quickly stopped him: "Don't go! You have to clarify for me, he was a ghost just now, he didn't have an affair with me, I don't like men!"

    He had been having an affair with Xie Jingjing in the first place, and if there were any rumors that both men and women took advantage of him, his reputation would definitely be affected in the short term.

    He Shu twitched the corners of his mouth: "Mr. Yuan, your assistant was indeed a ghost just now, but it didn't mean that he didn't have sex with you. How do you want me to testify?"

    Yuan Xi: ...

    He wished he could cover He Shu's mouth.

    Now it's all right, there are more weird eyes cast on him.

    The assistant director couldn't bear to see their ink marks, so he couldn't help urging.

    "Who is this, what's your name? Show me now?"

    He Shu: "My surname is He, so why bother?"

    Assistant director: "Mr. He, let's go, go and help me first!"

    His expression was quite reserved, but his tone was impatient, obviously he believed He Shu's words 80 to 90%.

    The production crew was some distance away from the hotel, and there was a dressing room ready-made. The assistant director brought He Shu to the dressing room, and was about to close the door, but found that Guang Han had already entered, accompanied by a bunch of people who wanted to watch the fun.

    Deputy director:……

    Yuan Xi: "You guys are busy with your work, so we'll take a look curiously."

    Although Assistant Li's matter was dealt with on the spot just now, he still had doubts about He Shu's ability. After all, the scene he saw with his own eyes was too illusory, and it would be difficult for anyone's world view to be easily accepted if it was impacted.

    Xiao Mo agreed: "That's right, let's take a look!"

    This is purely curious people who eat melons.

    There are many people like Xiao Mo.

    But all these people were shut out by He Shu.

    There are only three people in the room.

    Assistant directors, He Shu, Guang Han.

    "Why is he still here?" The assistant director looked at Guanghan.

    "I don't dare to drive my boss out." He Shu smiled and didn't say much, "Excuse me, take off your upper body clothes, let me see your right hand."

    The assistant director had a lot of things on his mind, and he didn't have time to worry about it, so he quickly followed his advice.

    The figure of the middle-aged man was unremarkable, but He Shu's attention mainly fell on his right arm.

    From the right elbow to the top, a slender red line wound up, and finally stopped on the shoulder.

    But this red line is invisible to the assistant director, only He Shu and Guang Han can see it.

    Naturally, he didn't know this, and began to tell his story.

    "I did go hiking with my friends two years ago. I met a snake in the mountain and stopped in front of us. The snake didn't move at the time, but we couldn't drive it away. The snake kept spitting messages at us. The sound was terrible. , not like the sound of an ordinary snake..."

    "Is it talking to you?" He Shu asked suddenly.

    The assistant director was stunned for a moment, and fear gradually appeared on his expression.

    "When you put it this way, it seems to be really... At that time, I didn't understand it, and thought it was screaming strangely, but now that I think about it, it seems that it was indeed talking, and we didn't hear the specific name. It was a bit dark at the time. The snake was a bit big, I used to catch snakes in my hometown when I was young, so I just picked up the trekking stick and knocked on it seven inches, and the others followed suit and beat the snake to death."

    He Shu nodded: "That's the problem. The snake has a little cultivation. Heaven, earth, and man are spiritual creatures that are called together with the sky and the earth. All spirits and monsters practice, and finally they have to take shape as a staged victory. The white snake hears Have you said it before? The white snake transforms into a human form is a practice, and she married Xu Xian is also a practice to repay her kindness. Only by repaying the previous cause, proving the previous effect, and balancing cause and effect can she achieve the Tao. This snake is blocking the way. I want to ask you whether it looks like a human. If You say, you are more than just like a human being. Even if it has passed that threshold, as the saying goes, human language is also effective. If you say that you look like a fart, you are a snake. Even if you fail in cultivation, you have to start over. In the end, you started fighting without saying a word, and even killed him, shouldn't it hate you?"

    The assistant director yelled injustice: "Then I was not the only one who did it at that time, why did you pester me!"

    Then you must be the first to do it, and among those people, your virtue is the worst, and your fortune is the shallowest!

    He Shu's eyes swept over the overindulgent blue and black under his eyes, but he didn't say this out of his mouth.

    "I'll talk to that snake first, and see if the snake will let you go."

    In the eyes of the assistant director, He Shu seemed to be making a gesture, but the gesture was very complicated. Before he could see it clearly, he saw a red light flashing in the other party's hand, as if he was holding something. The soreness on the bed seems to be light.

    He just felt dazed, half awake, as if he was in a vast space, all his perceptions were infinitely magnified, and it was extremely quiet.

    "Come out."

    He Shu snapped his fingers.

    A thick, blood-red snake that was close to a python crawled onto the bed and stood up again, as if trying to keep eye level with He Shu as much as possible.

    "Don't mind your own business."

    It seems to speak, but it doesn't seem to really speak.

    In He Shu's mind, its warning clearly emerged.

    "If you entangle him like this, you will absorb his yang energy, and make him die of exhaustion." He Shu reminded.

    "I was also killed by him. It's fair to exchange one life for another! Or do you think the lives of ghosts are not as good as your lives?" Snake's voice was male and female, and his age seemed young, like a boy before his voice changed. .

    He Shu shook his head: "All living beings are equal. I just remind you that he is responsible for your death, but it was not intentional. Manslaughter is different from intentional homicide. You ran out suddenly to scare people, and he didn't go there specially. I want you to kill him. You have been pestering him for two years, and you have absorbed a lot of his energy. You can practice again, drink and peck, which is barely even. If he dies, you will have to bear your life instead. You still have to pay back the karma.”

    Big Snake sneered: "After talking for a long time, you still think that human life is more valuable than snake life! If I refuse to let go, so what, why do you stop me?"

    The snake had a bad temper and apparently failed to communicate.

    He Shu didn't talk nonsense, took out the Hades order, and waved it in front of the snake.

    "Cut, isn't it the Order of the King of Hades? It's for the dead. When will you be able to control the living?"

    Big Snake was not afraid, instead he raised his head high, not paying attention to He Shu's threat.

    He Shu sighed, turned his head and asked Guanghan, "Are you coming or am I?"

    Guanghan: "Come on, I'm afraid of snakes and need your protection."

    He Shu:?

    "Are you also possessed by a ghost?" He looked at Guanghan as if he had seen a ghost.

    Guanghan: "Appropriately showing weakness can arouse the other party's love and affection, thus further deepening this love and affection into goodwill."

    He Shu:? ? ?

    This sentence sounds like it was memorized from some unreliable publications.

    He Shu didn't have time to discuss it with him, so he turned his gaze back to the big snake, put Yan Wangling's hand back in his pocket, and took out the cinnabar pen.

    This time I came here with Guanghan to subdue the little ghost, so naturally he didn't leave behind the things that should be brought.

    The tip of the pen stained with cinnabar pointed at the snake's head. The big snake realized the danger, and opened its bloody mouth to bite his hand.

    But before the fangs touched the pen, the compass in He Shu's other hand had already slapped it mercilessly on the neck!

    The big snake was in pain, and its head tilted, and the cinnabar had already touched its forehead.

    It hissed and screamed, and its stature rapidly shrank from half a person's height to the length of an adult's forearm. The blood red also faded quickly, and turned into a small green snake with a whole body, much like a green bamboo snake.

    "Do you know now if I can accept you?"

    He Shu watched it condescendingly.

    "I know it's justifiable for you to entangle him, so I didn't do anything cruel. If you continue to make trouble, you will really lose your life. I don't care, and someone else will care. When the time comes, let alone your body, you may even preserve your soul. No. Your body has been cultivated for at least several hundred years, are you really willing to destroy it once?"

    Zhuyeqing twisted slightly, as if she was playing with her temper, and it took a while before she reluctantly opened her mouth.

    "Understood, I listen to sir."

    His tone changed from being arrogant just now to being much more polite.

    He Shu stretched out his hand and showed the Order of the King of Hades.

    The other party was blessed to the heart, and immediately jumped to him, his figure turned into a blue light and entered the order of the king of hell.

    The Order of the King of Hades is only a temporary shelter for it. The snake is dead and has no body. It will have to find a suitable body later to help it return to the deep mountains and old forests to practice.

    He Shu suddenly thought that the spirit of Fengfeng is also in the Order of the King of Hades, so the bird and the snake won't fight in it, right?

    Thinking of this, He Shu felt the heat of Hades Ling in his hand, as if Fengfeng was jumping and cursing.

    Well, he couldn't hear him anyway, and he wasn't scolding him anyway. He Shu thought, with peace of mind, he put Yan Wang Ling back in his pocket, and then woke up the assistant director.

    The assistant director was dizzy, his body shook, he felt like he was out of his mind for a while, or dozed off for a few minutes, and suddenly returned to reality and woke up.

    "what happened……"

    He Shu: "When you move your arm, does it still hurt?"

    The assistant director moved left and right, let out a cry, and showed surprise again.

    "It's not sour anymore! It doesn't hurt anymore! It's amazing!"

    The most important thing is that the sense of burden on the shoulders being weighed down by heavy objects has disappeared and completely disappeared!

    He remembered the reason, tremblingly: "Master, then, please leave the snake?"

    He Shun gave a hum, and said, both true and false: "God has the virtue of being good at life, and it doesn't want to kill it all, so it let you go, but if you don't do good deeds in the future, the mark it left on your body can make it go away at any time." return."

    The assistant director quickly promised: "I will definitely do more good deeds in the future!"

    He Shu looked at him with deep meaning: "These good things are not only for ghosts and gods, but also for people. How you treat people and how your behavior reflects cause and effect will be verified in the future. Do you understand what I mean?"

    "Understood!" the assistant director said repeatedly, showing hesitation, "Then shall I be a vegetarian in the future?"

    He Shu knew what he was thinking at a glance.

    "No, you can eat whatever you want, but don't deliberately eat animals that are rarely eaten or hard to eat just for the sake of novelty."

    "Yes Yes Yes!"

    He Shu didn't care how much the other party could listen to. He finished what he had to explain, turned around with Guanghan and left.

    Many of the people who were waiting to watch the excitement left when they saw the doors closed before, talking privately about the strange things that happened in today's crew.

    At dinner time, the assistant director returned to the crowd, and everyone found that he, who had a droopy face and was not very talkative, was actually in a good mood with a smile on his face, especially for Guang Han and He Shu, he was a kind, smiling face Talk to the director with a little more sincerity.

    Everyone thought that after all these troubles, the strange things should stop.

    Unexpectedly, from the next day, instead of being able to shoot as usual, another strange thing happened.

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