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    He Shu wanted to go out to find Fengfeng, but was stopped by Guanghan.

    "It's not a three-year-old child, and it will come back when it wants to come back."

    He Shu: ...but it is sometimes more childish than a three-year-old.

    Guanghan: "Although these paper wraps are lifelike, they are not alive after all. After they go in, they can't eat."

    He Shu patted his head.

    "Why did I forget this, and you didn't remind me! When it eats food, if it can't eat it, it will be more uncomfortable than death. No wonder it runs away when it gets angry."

    Guang Han: "Even if you run, you can enjoy the two-person world for a few more days."

    When he said "two people's world", his tone was calm, as if he was talking about what to eat at night.

    He Shu wanted to pretend that he hadn't heard it, but his ears were disobedient. wiggle.

    If he didn't notice any accident, he lowered his head to play with the paper dolls, and put them back into the box one by one. These are rare things, and even if Fengfeng doesn't use them, they may have other uses in the future.

    Just as He Shu took out his phone and was about to text Yundian to thank him, Guanghan also received a call.

    The latter directly turned on the amplifier and placed it on the table.

    "Brother Han, it's me, Sunny. I heard that you are playing the second male Longqing this time. It's a coincidence. I'll play opposite you. When do you think you have time, how about we make an appointment to discuss the lines first?"

    A gentle and soft voice came from the other end of the phone, and every sentence was like sweet spring water, just right in my heart.

    He Shu raised his eyebrows.

    "Isn't the crew holding a meeting for the opposite play, just get together again at that time." Guang Han said.

    "I'm just afraid that there will be too many people and I will be embarrassed. I will have a lot of confidence if I confront you first. I'm sorry Brother Han, I just graduated and I don't understand many things. Eat, okay?"

    The other party didn't seem to mind his indifference, and still pleaded with a good attitude.

    Guang Han opened his mouth and seemed to have something to say.

    "Sorry, Ms. Qingtian. Brother Han is not available recently. I am his assistant. If you have anything to do, please tell me first."

    He Shu took a half step ahead and answered for him.

    Guanghan turned his head expressionlessly, slightly tilted the corner of his mouth at an angle He Shu couldn't see, and when he turned his head again, it was no different from usual.

    Ren Qingtian on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, said "no need", and hung up the phone in a hurry.

    He Shu proudly claimed credit: "Look, I pushed you out of a big trouble."

    Guanghan: "What's the big trouble?"

    He Shu hated that the iron was not made of steel: "You are already in the circle, do you think she really asked you to check the script? I'm afraid it's not the script of the idea of ​​turning off the lights when you go in, right?"

    Guang Han: "Ren Qingtian is very beautiful."

    He Shu: ? ? ?

    What does this sentence mean, hint?

    He looked at Guang Han suspiciously, and the latter let him look at him as if nothing had happened.

    "You really want to go on a date?"

    "You pushed it for me." Guanghan spread his hands, with a helpless expression of "if that's the case".

    "If you really want to go..." Half of the words came out, Guanghan waited for a long silence, he couldn't help but look at the awkward person, and then heard a very angry sentence——

    "Bastard, if you still count on the rest of your life as you said before, then stop messing with me like this!"

    Guanghan smiled.

    After He Shu scolded him, he saw his smile and realized it immediately.

    "Are you kidding me?!"

    Before the other party exploded, Guang Han stuffed something into his hand.

    He Shu looked down.

    "Pendant? For Fengfeng? The carving is so exquisite, and it's a waste to put it in its stomach at the end?"

    "It's for you."

    "what?"

    He Shu felt like a spinning top, being played around by him.

    "Jade, the favorite of love, believe in it, and the rock will never move for a lifetime."

    "If it was in the past, the salary in the army was meager and precarious. I could only eat three meals a day, and I couldn't afford such things. Fortunately, it is now."

    "I am very happy to meet you again in the peaceful and prosperous age."

    The words of the other party are still in the ear, and the warmth of Yu slowly spreads in the palm.

    The turquoise auspicious clouds are transparent and bright, like a pool of flowing water.

    He Shu has seen the brightest light in the world, which is emitted by the magic mirror.

    The piece of jade in front of me is precious in terms of luster, perhaps less than one millionth of the magic mirror.

    But it was carefully selected by Guanghan himself.

    Jade people believe in it, vote for me with peaches, and return them with Qiongyao.

    "I see."

    He Shu coughed, put the jade into his pocket calmly, and began to think about what kind of lanyard to match.

    "I owe my share first, I haven't figured out what to give you yet."

    "It doesn't matter if you don't send it."

    Seeing his movements, Guang Han felt as if his heart was also being put into his pocket by the other party.

    Some things don't need to be said too clearly. He Shu looks lazy and open-minded, but in fact he also has an awkward and arrogant side. Asking him to read love poems or confess affectionately, he must not be able to do it. The current action and reply have already explained everything.

    Guanghan recalled some methods Yuan Xi taught him before.

    The gift ring has been replaced by jade. After all, he still has some old traces and is not used to using modern tokens.

    Sending flowers, He Shu seems to be interested in flowers, so keep it for now.

    For candlelight dinner, He Shu will definitely say that it is better to make it at home and keep it first.

    Is it too fast to book a sea view suite?

    "I'm talking to you, do you hear me?"

    Guanghan rarely lost his mind, and He Shu shouted several times before calling him back.

    "What did you say?"

    "Why were you so reluctant just now?"

    "I'm thinking about what to eat for dinner."

    Guang Han obviously didn't want to continue this topic, he shoved the cut orange into He Shu's mouth and blocked his next words.

    The oranges were sweet and juicy, and successfully made He Shu forget what he was about to say.

    The next second, his teeth accidentally touched Guang Han's fingertips holding the orange, and in order to lick off the juice, he subconsciously rolled his tongue.

    He Shu's inner shock was no less than a tenth-magnitude earthquake collapsed. The whole world seemed to be destroyed and rebuilt, and a touching explosion moment was ushered in the precariousness of shattered bones.

    Guang Han was stunned for a moment, and he didn't seem to have expected such an unexpected development.

    He Shu used to think that his skin was thicker than the city wall, but now he found that the city wall also had a tendency to collapse.

    Before he could react, Guang Han had withdrawn his hand. Seeing that the juice on his fingers was about to drip, Guang Han licked it and licked the wetness on it.

    With a bang, He Shu was shocked even more than when his tongue accidentally rolled into the opponent's finger.

    There was movement outside the door.

    He Shuru was granted amnesty and fled the scene like a fly, heading towards the door.

    Crunch, crunch.

    The movement continued.

    It's not like someone is knocking on the door, it's more like scratching the door.

    In broad daylight, it wouldn't be haunted at the King of Hell's house, would it?

    He Shu looked out from the surveillance camera, but he didn't see anyone.

    He opened the door directly.

    If there are ghosts and monsters who dare to come to harass, that is their ability!

    result

    He looked down and saw a cat.

    A slightly skinny orange cat.

    The orange cat straightened up, but its body was too small, like it was just a few months old, and it happened to be stuck in the dead corner of the camera, so He Shu Leng didn't notice it just now.

    He Shu and the orange cat looked at each other, and in the other's round eyes, he saw a familiar smell.

    With hesitation on his face, he said uncertainly: "...Fengfeng?"

    The orange cat nodded and opened its mouth.

    Fengfeng really went to find the body by herself? !

    He Shu was surprised and delighted, looking forward to the first sentence after it opened its mouth.

    "Meow?"

    The orange cat let out a soft cry, lacking in breath, as if it was showing off its cuteness.

    He Shu:?

    Just as he was about to bend down to check whether the cat was Fengfeng, the orange cat had slipped past his legs and entered the door, and rushed into the room like lightning.

    He Shu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and followed in, playing hide-and-seek with this cunning little guy.

    The other party ran around the living room, suddenly jumped onto the dining table, and directly plunged his head into the plate of oranges, feasting on them.

    "Fengfeng?"

    The little orange cat babbled and babbled, it didn't care about him at all, it seemed that it was very hungry.

    Guanghan picked up his hairy but thin neck.

    "Why did you think of looking for this body?"

    He confirmed the identity of the little orange cat in one sentence.

    This body must be a newborn kitten who was abandoned by its mother and survived in the community. Although the residents of the community kindly fed it, it still starved every two days, and it was hungry and full, because It is too small to compete with other big cats in the community.

    Finally, the little milk cat was dying, exhaling more air than inhaling in the grass. If nothing else happened, the property management team would find its body in a day or two and dispose of it together with the garbage.

    At this time, Fengfeng, who ran out from the Yan Wangling, immediately took a fancy to this lifeless, but not yet completely breathless milk cat body.

    The little orange cat kicked its limbs and struggled desperately in the air, meowing, but couldn't utter human words.

    But there was no doubt in its angry eyes, which made He Shu sure that this was indeed Fengfeng.

    He Shu let go of his heart completely.

    Before that, he had been hanging in his heart, fearing that Fengfeng would not be resurrected in the end, fearing that all this was just fabricated by Guanghan to comfort him.

    Apart from being relieved, he couldn't help laughing.

    "You can't even speak human words, you've been a parrot too much, do you want a different experience?"

    "Put me down!"

    The thin voice was accompanied by an angry meow, and He Shu and Guang Han would not have heard it saying this at all if they didn't recognize it carefully.

    Guanghan put down the palm-sized kitten.

    "Take it to the hospital first for deworming, physical examination, and when you are older, you can get vaccinated, bathed, and birth control."

    Hearing the word birth control, the little milk cat jumped three feet high, but its physical strength and stature were not as good as before, and its jumping was limited.

    "I won't go! I'm not an ordinary cat! I'm an ancient beast! How dare you touch me!"

    He Shu can poke it down with one finger.

    "So what if I touch you, you chose to go in and be a cat."

    Fengfeng was so poked that he swayed to the side. If he wanted to get up again, he would have to kick his limbs and plan for a long time. He was so angry that he screamed.

    "I don't want the pieces of paper you found. I can't eat after I go in. I want to eat hot food. I don't want to be a paper bird! I still want to play games. It's not convenient to play games with bird claws!"

    He Shu, Guanghan: ...

    After a long time, it turned out to be more convenient for playing games.

    The majestic ancient beast Chongmingniao chose to be a cat in order to play with the computer. Will anyone believe it?

    Probably not.

    The world's great wonders.

    He Shu also opened his eyes.

    "It's not that I poured cold water on you. If you press the mouse with the cat's paw, it may not be convenient, right?"

    Fengfeng sobbed and choked: "Then I've waited for a long time, but I still haven't found a suitable human body. It must have just died and it hasn't been long, so I can't just go up and snatch it when I see someone? Besides, it's not convenient for babies to play games. After waiting for several years, now I can play in a month."

    He Shu was completely convinced.

    "I've heard of Internet addicted teenagers, but I've never heard of Internet addicted monsters. You are truly the first in the world. I don't think you should have lived in Hades Order before. You should be sent directly to electrotherapy to get rid of Internet addiction."

    Fengfeng cried even louder: "Bastard He Shu, I knew you were a heartless person. He died for you. Now you know how to be sarcastic and sarcastic, and you still eat delicious food in front of me every day. Do you know that?" Knowing that I am in the order of the king of hell, I can also perceive the taste! What hot dry noodles, sweet and sour pork ribs, beef in sour soup, steamed sea bass, I am almost crazy!"

    The corner of He Shu's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to smooth its fur.

    "Okay, okay, I won't mock you anymore, won't you come back to life, a kitten like you, you have to drink goat's milk obediently now, wait another month—"

    "You can eat delicious food." Fengfeng looked at him with teary eyes.

    "You can eat kitten cat food." Guang Han continued the second half of the sentence.

    Fengfeng opened her mouth and wanted to howl again.

    Guanghan: "If you call again, you will throw it out."

    Fengfeng immediately became quiet.

    Intimidation is intimidation, Fengfeng's search for a body, although the final result is rather oolong, but it is not bad in the end.

    The house was noisy again, and with Fengfeng's interruption, He Shu had already completely forgotten about the earlier show, until after dinner, when he was about to live broadcast, Guanghan put a plate of cut oranges on the table. in front of him.

    He Shu suspected that Guang Han was deliberately reminding himself.

    He raised his head, but the other party looked innocent.

    Are you being too suspicious?

    He Shu suspected Guanghan and self-doubt, and opened the backstage of the live broadcast room.

    The private messages that had accumulated for several days were hung with bright red dots to remind him.

    He Shu saw an id called "Little Little Pan", and suddenly remembered it.

    Last time he was live streaming, this "Little Little Plate" kept swiping the red font of "Save me" on the barrage. Later, He Shu also sent a text message to ask, but he didn't get a response, so he also put thisthings forgot.

    Now, "Little Little Plate" has replied.

    [Anchor, do you really know how to exorcise ghosts?I think I hit a ghost, and it's not a normal ghost, it wants to instigate me, I don't want to do it!help me!I really can't take it anymore, if it goes on like this, I may commit suicide, the anchor help me, please!】

    The content of this message made He Shu unable to ignore it.

    The other party also left a phone number at the end.

    He Shu immediately called over.

    "Hello, are you 'Little Little Plate'?"

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