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    Guang Han nodded, his attitude was very cooperative.

    "How do you want to practice?"

    "Say a word, and I'll slap you."

    After He Shu finished speaking, he turned to Li Beidao, "You can be the judge, and see if this can attract others' attention?"

    Li Bei finally came to his senses: "You want to be an undercover agent in that group?! I know the WeChat of the group leader, I can give you..."

    He Shu shook his head: "Why don't you understand? As soon as you died, I came to your door. People are not stupid, how could they not guess that I was going to mess things up? I'm going to be a lever on the major social platforms you used to hang out with A rising star in the fine world, let the other party notice me and come to me, understand?"

    Li Bei was a little excited: "That's a good idea. When you go to Weibo, that's where he found me! Why don't you let me reply, no one can speak up more than me!"

    He Shu, Guanghan: ...

    "Have you ever thought about a possibility, why you are the first target to be targeted in that group of gangsters?" He Shu asked him suddenly.

    "Why?" Li Bei was confused.

    "Because I've seen a lot of gangsters. It's rare for people like you who don't forget to raise the bar even after they die, and want to go back to their old jobs happily. I guess you're the only one in that group." He Shu said that he was eye-opening.

    Li Bei is quite modest: "That's not true. There is a person in the group who is more arrogant than me. The owner of the group often praises him. I went to see it. There was a social news that made a lot of noise. The protagonist is a policeman. The person in the group People are directly below one against a hundred, thousands of troops will not reject anyone who comes, and in the end everyone is forced to flee, but it is so majestic! Compared with him, I am still far behind."

    He Shu: ...

    This barbarian ghost has already lost its nature, so He Shu didn't bother to talk to him, and said directly to Guang Han, "Come on, I'm ready."

    Guang Han hesitated: "Say what?"

    He Shu: "Whatever you want, a bullshit is someone who can say anything."

    Guanghan: "He Shu, you are so handsome."

    He Shu: ...

    Li Bei: "Let me do it, I will do this question! He is called handsome? Have you never seen a handsome guy? You have such low vision, no women like it, right?"

    "you shut up!"

    "you shut up!"

    He Shu Guanghan turned his head and said in unison.

    Li Bei covered his mouth embarrassingly.

    He Shu said to Guang Han, "Change the subject."

    Guanghan thought for a while: "I think my acting skills are quite good."

    He Shu raised his eyebrows: "How do you have the face to say such a thing? You, a monk who didn't even come from a major and came to read scriptures halfway, actually said that you have good acting skills. Is it the courage Liang Jingru gave you?"

    Li Bei thought that this was too gentle, how could it be called arguing.

    As a result, Guanghan's reaction in the next second surprised him even more.

    Guang Han nodded: "I am indeed not as good as a professional, but for you, I will work hard."

    He Shu was stunned for a moment, and his fair face slowly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

    Li Bei lifted his forehead and didn't look at it.

    Seeing that the two had no plans to continue the drill, he endured and endured, and couldn't help but whisper: "How can you help me find the real murderer like this?"

    He Shu coughed lightly and was about to speak when the phone rang.

    The caller ID is the little girl who came to help them feed the cat.

    Did something happen to Fengfeng?

    He Shu froze for a moment, and before he had time to think about it, he quickly picked up the phone.

    "Brother He, I'm Xiao Lin, the pet store clerk who feeds the cat for you every day."

    "I know, what's the matter, Xiaolin? Did Fengfeng get lost?"

    "No, no, Brother He, there's something I don't know if it's appropriate to say it, but I won't tell you, because I'm afraid that something bad will happen to you."

    Her tone was solemn but hesitant, and He Shu couldn't help being serious.

    "It's okay, you said."

    "I think your house seems to be haunted."

    He Shu: ? ? ?

    "What did you say?"

    He Shu suspected that he had heard it wrong.

    There are still ghosts who dare to make trouble to the king of hell and the king of ghosts?

    Xiaolin thought he didn't believe it, so he explained in detail: "I usually go to your house in the morning to feed the cat. When I went there two days ago, I found the computer screen was on. I thought it was because you forgot to turn it off before you left, so I just took it easy. I turned off the screen, and it did the same the next day. I thought it was not enough to just turn off the screen, so I turned off the computer for you. As a result, when I went there today, I found that the computer was turned on again.”

    He Shu:  …

    The more she spoke, the more frightened she became.

    "Brother He, I feel something is not right at your house, or you should find someone else to come to the door!"

    He Shu's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to explain it to Xiao Lin. Could it be that you don't have to be afraid. In fact, the computer is run by our cat. It's fine, and it starts playing games as soon as you leave?

    "Brother He, then it's settled. I'll return the money to your WeChat."

    Before He Shu could speak, she hung up the phone.

    He Shu gritted his teeth and said to Guang Han, "I really want to go home and beat the bird, no, it's the cat."

    Guanghan: "I have a good idea."

    He Shu looked at him.

    Guanghan's face was calm: "It's very suitable for being an undercover gangster."

    He Shu couldn't help but be surprised.

    Yes, why didn't he think of it! Fengfeng's mouth is usually not good at anything else. The talent skill of raising the bar is directly full. Instead of letting it play games at home and forgetting to turn off the computer to scare the little girl, it is better to grab it and use it as a coolie.

    Of course, Fengfeng is so weak now that she is not suitable for long-distance travel, so she can stay at home and work part-time.

    Thinking of this, He Shu smiled and said, "I'm still curious about who is behind the Fengfeng war."

    The next day, under a certain hot news, a netizen with an id of "Little Phoenix Loves to Eat Ribs" appeared. He was a jerk, a ghost, but he would criticize the opinions of most mainstream netizens.

    Others say that society is developing for the better. He replied: How do you prove that society is getting better, haven't you been tricked since you were a child? Even if you haven't been cheated, haven't the people around you been cheated? Human nature is inherently evil. If you say this, it means that you are a fool and have never experienced the sinister world at all. How can you be qualified to represent those who have been cheated? Speaking of people, how old are you?

    Others say that killing a life is justified. He replied: How do you know if there are any difficulties and hidden feelings behind the murderer, do not persuade others to be kind without suffering others.

    Others say that there is a lot of introversion in today's society, and many young people can't stand lying flat, even if they are highly educated. He replied: What do you mean by specializing in improving your education? In order to show off your high education, do you look down on other people? Are those with low education not worthy of lying flat?

    As the saying goes, as long as you can pull the earth up, the people on the earth will be pushed into outer space by you.

    With the continuous efforts of "Little Phoenix Loves Pork Ribs" for a week, this gangjing id has become famous on a social platform with a certain number of active people. As long as many netizens see this id, they will joke, "The gangjing is here again, everyone, hurry up. Let's run." Countless people tried to reason with the gangster and were defeated, and normal people fled, and didn't want to pay attention to him at all.

    But He Shu and Guang Han have been waiting quietly.

    They were waiting for the group owner to take the initiative to find "Little Phoenix Loves Ribs".

    One day, two days, three days...

    Perhaps while "Little Phoenix" is making waves, the other party is also hiding in the dark and silently observing its performance.

    Finally, on the third day of the second week, an unfamiliar email appeared in the backstage mailbox of "Little Phoenix Loves Spare Ribs".

    [Come and join our world, there are all kinds of topics you like here, the views are sharp and the opposition is serious, no matter what kind of views, you can collide fiercely here and sparks! 】

    Li Bei shouted as soon as he saw the email.

    "It's him, it's him, he's finally here!"

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