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    "I'm laughing so hard, can this old thing be used for Yunnan Baiyao? I've lived for more than 40 years, so I should bury it. How many barrels of Baiyao are there? Is the county pet hospital awesome or are you awesome? Your small hospital is too weirdgone."

    Zhong Yi glanced sideways, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a floral shirt and a big gold chain coming in from the door. The sun was not strong, but he wanted to wear sunglasses.

    Zhong Yi: ...Excellent, call a tengu an old thing.

    "Qin Qin!" The old man shouted when he saw his son, "Don't talk nonsense! Why are you back?"

    The man pouted.

    "I came back last night and went to play mahjong at the old four's house. Didn't you come back because of your anger?! Old man, I didn't give you money to make you spend it!" The flowered shirt swaggered inside.

    The flowered shirts approached each other step by step, trampling down a foxglove tree.The plant's juice gushes out from the broken stem in an instant.

    Qin Bo got up immediately, his hunched body stood in front of him: "Qin Qin, how could you do this?"

    Zhong Yi stood up: "Well, let's talk about saving the dog first. You said that you are from the County Pet Hospital, so you should be very good. But Xiao Huang obviously looks wrong, you use your way to deal with it, and I will use it again."I deal with it in my way, let's see who has the effect, otherwise it's fine."

    The flowered shirt entered the door suspiciously, picked up the stethoscope very bluntly, and listened to the puppy.I took a look at it under the B-ultrasound machine again.

    "No problem!" The floral shirt was very convincing."It's just that there is a little folliculitis in the ear, it's just a problem! I want people to feel distressed."

    Zhong Yi calmly opened the medicine box and took out a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao.Pour it in the palm of your hand.This is a very bitter medicine, but Xiao Huang swallowed it in big gulps, and he groaned in comfort.

    He also put Xiao Huang under the B-ultrasound machine, pointed at the screen and said: "There is a certain degree of bleeding in the larynx and esophagus, and it is an old injury and rupture, but it is recovering well, as long as you eat moreYunnan Baiyao will be fine."

    Floral shirt: ???"Can't see anything."

    They were so noisy that there was a circle of people outside.An old customer of Zhong Yi said loudly: "It's right if you can't see it! This is Dr. Zhong! Even with the same B-ultrasound, some doctors can see flowers in fog, while others can see clearly. My catPregnancy, no one can see it, and Dr. Zhong can see it."

    Floral Shirt: ... what and what is this?

    Zhong Yi puts down the puppy.He walked out of the room without haste.After bathing in the morning sun, a navy blue long gown shone with fluff, like an extra coat.

    "Okay, we're done talking about the puppy, now let's settle another account." Zhong Yi smiled.

    Zhong Yi looks pretty when she smiles.The crooked eyes and transparent pupils see the light and see the light, with a carefree appearance and a childish aura.

    "You, what are you laughing at?" The flowered shirt was taken aback by the smile, and said angrily, "Don't blackmail me."

    "You open your mouth like an old man, shut your mouth like an old man, Qin Bo is magnanimous and pampers you, but my house can't pamper you." Zhong Yi said cold things in brisk language, "Have you heard of it, IThis is a haunted house, and there are monsters living in it that can be thousands of years old, so you don't respect the old, aren't you afraid of retribution?"

    "Nonsense!" The floral shirt didn't believe it.Now does this young man think he can bluff people with just a few words?

    "Try it and see if you can still walk?" Zhong Yi glanced at him, took a small fan from the front desk, fanned himself calmly, and looked at this side as if watching a good show.

    "What nonsense are you talking about, you stupid doctor..." Hua Shi raised his leg.

    But in the next second, he froze in place, his original arrogant voice lost half of his strength, "What... what's going on?"

    The two legs of the flower shirt seemed to be stuck on the ground, unable to move or bend, eager to break free, the upper body twisted wildly, as funny as a demon.But the person was still crying and shouting, and the sunglasses were thrown aside.

    Qin Bo was also taken aback: "Doctor Zhong... this?!"

    The young man glanced at Qin Bo, signaling him not to worry.

    From Zhong Yi's perspective.

    The huge tenguhara was squatting next to the floral shirt, his teeth clenched tightly on his ripped trousers.

    Saliva flowed down from the corner of his terrifying mouth, bloody pupils stared at him fiercely, and his hot breath was enough to burn people.

    So cruel.

    From the first moment the flowered shirt entered the house, the tengu jumped on Qin Bo's son, but monsters have their own rules, people can't see monsters, and tengu can't do anything recklessly.But this person is too much.Zhong Yi cooperated with it and acted in such a play.

    It can be said that originally only the Tengu could scare him, but with Zhong Yi's pretense of mystery, the intimidation effect can be maximized.

    "Do you still want to call people old things?" Zhong Yi waved his fan.

    "What's going on with your hospital, the matter between me and the old man is none of your business—" Hua Shirt didn't believe in evil, and was still stubborn.

    With a thud, the floral shirt fell directly by a huge force, and it was pulled to the ground and fell to the ground!When he got up, he lost a tooth and his cheek was swollen.

    He covered his face and yelled.

    "Don't say the word 'old' in my hospital," Zhong Yi's expression had nothing to do with the joke just now.He paused every word, every word was like ice, "In my hospital, sons have to call their fathers Dad."

    "Dad, save me, Dad!" Flowered Shirt howled dryly, his voice almost broke.

    Qin Bo shook his head.

    The noise was too loud, and a group of people had already gathered here.

    "Hey, isn't it Qin Qin? I haven't seen you for a long time. Why is it like this?"

    "Not filial! Hey! I went to the county pet hospital 20 years ago and made a lot of money. I give the old man a little living expenses every month, not even enough to buy meat!"

    "Really? Yo, I also heard from Qin Bo that he is in big business. What kind of son is this?"

    "I heard that Qin Bo once fainted from hypoglycemia at home, but it was Xiao Huang who made a phone call and saved his life. This son is even a doctor, not even a dog!"

    "Son who is hated by monsters, don't you think he's offended. If I knew it earlier, why did I do it?"

    "Doctor Zhong, you are an expert!"

    "That's right, who said that he would be scared away when he came to this ghost house to open a hospital? Actually, he has some skills!"

    At some point, the strength on the trouser legs of the floral shirt was removed.The social man sat down on the muddy ground and crawled out on hands and feet.

    "Hey, eight thousand yuan for ten barrels of Yunnan Baiyao, remember to transfer it to Qin Bo's account! If you don't respect the elderly in the future, you will be punished!" Zhong Yi shouted at him from a distance.

    I don't know when Mr. Bai Ze appeared here, leaning silently by the door, with his long legs bent and standing, hugging his chest, with a calm expression.

    "Qin Bo," he suddenly called out, his voice low.The old man was startled, and turned around with the dog in his arms, not understanding why the great economist came.Bai Ze stood up and walked towards him.

    "This dog has been raised for more than forty years. It is just lazy and wants to eat and drink with you. Thank you for your hard work." He said such a sentence strangely.

    "But it's still faithful. I'll leave it to you in the days to come." He stared at the dog and confessed.

    This scene suddenly reminded Zhong Yi of the rainy night that seemed to happen yesterday.In a scene like a dream, in the slanting wind and drizzle, the big monster walked into his courtyard with calm steps, majestic, arrogant but restrained.The eyes are probably the same.

    Zhong Yi was startled, and frowned slightly.

    The vibration in my heart was like the sound of a drum hammer.

    The next moment, Zhong Yi suddenly saw the dog knocking vigorously at Mr. Bai's feet, and it opened its mouth in a rough voice: "Ji Shou bowed his head, sincerely and sincerely, worshiping the Great Benevolence, Great Merciful, Infinite Heavenly Venerate, Xuanwu Shengguang Qingping Demon King..."

    Zhong Yi:?!?!?!

    Bai Ze glanced at Zhong Yi, his deep eyes were emotionless, he didn't say much, he opened the door and turned to leave.

    The morning wind blew, and the corners of his long gown fluttered.When walking through the yard, Foxglove stretched out a small hand to stick the stem that was broken just now, and then bowed to him.

    get up in the morning.

    Zhong Yi heard a dog barking outside.Pushing open the door, it turned out that the big tengu recruited a large group of puppies from nowhere, and warmed him up outside.

    Yesterday, he put up a poster at the door, announcing the establishment of the Shanhai Pet Hospital Elderly Pet Care Center.

    As long as the elderly animals come to see the doctor, they can enjoy discounts, free medical examinations, and free use of public facilities such as cat climbing frames and animal drinking water in the hospital.Pets of old people customers enjoy the same discount.

    But because it was too late, no one saw it.

    Thinking of having to pay so many discounts, Zhong Yi's heart is bleeding.

    Datengu sat on the roof and commanded in Wang language: Respect the elderly, respect the old animals, let's show love to this kind benefactor first!

    The little dogs waved their hearts at the entrance of the hospital.All of them are hairy, which is a lovely heart under the bright sun.

    Big Tengu said in Wang language: Sing another "Ode to Joy" to benefactor!

    The little dog with a heart in his heart started barking with barks of different heights: "33455432 1123322 (here is the sound of barking, refer to the numbered musical notation).

    A large group of people gathered at the gate of Shanhai Pet Hospital:

    "Oh my god, what's wrong with these puppies, let's make up our minds!"

    "I can sing!!!"

    "Is it a program arranged by Dean Zhong? This is too amazing! Come and watch, come and watch!"

    "Wow, Elderly Pet Care Center! Dean Zhong has great love. There are indeed a lot of elderly pets in our town!"

    Qin Bo was leaning on a cane not far away, surrounded by three or four puppies barking coquettishly. He threw meat and bones to them, his wrinkled face smiling beautifully.

    For a long time, the elderly customers of Shanhai Pet Hospital have not stopped visiting.Even Lao Kong, who had never had a pet in the town, went around after he came in and bought a cat's claw stick, saying he would use it as a tickle for himself.

    Fortunately, it's not too much to lose...Stingy Zhong Yi, happy summary.

    In the sky, a pair of pure white wings flew away.

    About Mr. Bai, Zhong Yi felt like he had a long and bright dream.

    It's one thing to see the monster, it's quite another to connect the big winged tiger with Mr. Bai Ze.

    Mr. Bai didn't know when he started to watch him. Now do you know that he can see monsters?

    On the Qinghe River, the heads of a kitten and an old Jiao were exposed.Zhong Yi squatted on the bank, looked at the two wet heads, and asked silently.

    "If Mr. Bai accidentally opened someone's sky eye, and later found that he didn't take it back, what would he do?"

    The cat demon meowed loudly: "There is no reason why you can't take it back!"

    "Is Lord Bai Ze's spiritual power so weak?"

    "This is something that will cause chaos. If he knows that he can't take it back, he can bite his head, it's okay."

    "It's really not good, it burns your eyes, it's okay."

    "During the Tianbao period, I was the great demon king. I was famous for slaying ghosts and subduing demons. My golden body shield shone brightly, not to mention burning my eyes...that blood...that white bones..."

    Zhong Yi shivered violently.

    "It doesn't look like it... After all, I often use human identity." He said slowly.

    He thought of that night.Bai Ze met him in the empty street, in the light red gauze night.Lift him up from the ground with his hands.

    The two monsters showed terrified expressions.

    "How much you love him, meow!! You are the only one who praises him so much!" The cat demon was inconceivable.

    Zhong Yi supported the forehead.

    Really not, and don't want to be misunderstood like this.But if you just say that they have nothing to do with each other, and the cat demon opens his mouth to eat people and shuts his mouth to eat people, will he stick him out?

    "By the way, I also want to ask, is your Yaokou seriously aging, and do you have many geriatric diseases?"

    The cat demon and Qing Yuan said in unison: "We are still young!"

    Cat demon: "You don't think we, Mr. Bai, are old, right? He is the oldest among us, but we can still live with you as a husband and wife with ease."

    Zhong Yi squeezed the space between his eyebrows, pointed to the dozens of large buckets of tropicamide behind him, and said to Zhenhe Jiao who had been laughing in the water just now: "Okay, let's not talk anymore, let's dilate our pupils."

    Zhenhe Jiao let out a long groan, and circled around the river, and his aunt smiled on its originally fierce face: "What are you dilating, wait for the old man to dissipate the old girl's heart..."

    Zhong Yi: ...

    Tropicamide is here to stay.As soon as the delivery arrived, he borrowed a tricycle from Butcher Zhang, and rode to the riverside to show Zhenhejiao's eyes. Who knew that these two monsters were there.

    Jin Hua escaped on the day of the lunar eclipse. According to what it said, during the lunar eclipse, the light faded and fierce beasts appeared. It only had the body of a small fan cat, so it naturally had to avoid it.

    By next month, when the moon is full, the bright moon will be shining for thousands of miles, and Qingping Town, as a place where spiritual energy flourishes, will attract almost all demons from all over the world.

    That is the legendary, Hundred Demons Walking at Night.

    Jin Hua blinked: "At that time, my cat had passed the full moon smoothly. As for Master Bai Ze, who is in charge of the hundred demon map, his name is Zhang Haoran, and his traces show the heavens, and he must be immeasurably powerful, meow... A demon will feel weak when he sees it."

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