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    Classmate A: [Evil my door!Have you seen Ke Er Duck recently?We picked up two hungry ducks!No matter how much you hate duck food, ducks won’t eat it, it’s going to hurt us]

    Classmate B: [Huh?you also have?My hospital also picked it up, and the ducklings were all skinny like duck breasts]

    Academic Committee Zhang: [The first Imperial Capital hunger strike duck case was picked up by our pet hospital.We have also set up a project team, and I am also responsible for a part of it. I believe it will be resolved soon. Don't worry.】

    Academic Committee Zhang: [Duck food.jpg, let me show you the duck food we have recently researched. Before the specific reason is clear, we will start by improving the appetite of the ducklings.】

    Classmate A: [wow, the school committee is amazing!!!!Pet Hospital V5!】

    Classmate B: [Weak and weak ask the school committee, do you sell duck food to the outside world?Can you sell it to our hospital?】

    Academic Committee Zhang: [It is still in the research stage, and it should be soon to be put into use.As for external sales, I have to wait until I ask the courtyard, because it involves competition.】

    Peng Xia: [???】

    Peng Xia: [Wait, isn't this the duck hunger strike that Zhong Yi blamed?@学委张, now the pet hospital should also know that the small bell is not mishandled, when is it going to apologize?】

    Academic committee member Zhang: [I can’t say that. Judging from the situation at the time, the hospital really felt that someone was responsible for the death of the duck because of lack of ability.If the duck can be cured, Zhong Yi will not be fired.】

    The group of Ren classmates was so lively that Zhong Yi had no time to take care of them.On the bank of Qinghe River, he wore a navy blue coat, slowly waving his fan, and his beautiful face was outlined in the twilight.

    Zhenhe Jiao jumped up from the gurgling river water, and the water drops formed a crystal clear waterfall.While flying in the sky, churning in the clouds.

    "What kind of elixir is this? I can see every leaf on the Zhenxi tree again!" Jiao screamed excitedly in the sky, "Can I buy more than a dozen barrels? This priceless secret recipe,I want to treasure it forever.”

    Zhong Yi: Uh... it's just tropicamide for mydriasis.

    "It's because you haven't developed true myopia," the light of the river reflected on his bottom, looking serious and childish.

    "Through mydriasis, the constriction and spasm of the ciliary muscle is relieved, that is, the pseudomyopia is relieved, and the eyesight can of course return to normal. In the future, you should pay more attention to using your eyes." Zhong Yi rolled his eyes.

    "How to pay attention? Do I want to eat more Shangfu?" Qing Yuan tilted the faucet, and poured a small handful of water from the river from his ear.

    Zhong Yi was curious: "What is Shang Fu?"

    "It's a bird monster with six eyes, I can eat three in one bite." Qing Yuan made a "three" gesture with a dragon claw.

    Doctor Zhong hissed.

    With the development of science and the progress of the times, monsters treat diseases like the ancients, believing in the fallacy of complementing the form with the form!

    Zhong Yi hurriedly put a stop to this dangerous idea.

    "There is no scientific reason to say that what you eat makes you what you eat. Anyone who follows this statement may cause serious nutritional imbalances."

    "Actually, according to my recent knowledge, your ferocious monsters have too single a taste, and you frequently eat people, monsters and animals, which is too bloody. As for all kinds of vegetables and fruits, they are an indispensable part of any omnivore's diet. Just youFor this myopic preparatory dragon, the most important thing to eat is..."

    "Carrot." Zhong Yi pondered.

    Qingyuan groaned in surprise, his tail hurt from slapping.It has never heard of the saying that monsters have to eat vegetables before!Think about it carefully...

    "I've heard the little fish demon in the south mention the fire-hating people. It only eats fire all day long. Not to mention its skin is as black as charcoal, and it's also dry and chapped. Looking at it now, it's really a partial eclipse."

    Zhong Yi was silent, and drew a bunch of big fire balls in his mind: "...that's the reason."

    After popularizing the science on the important effects of carrot vitamins B1 and B2 on the body, Zhong Yi took out another book and said that Qingyuan can be read frequently.

    "Boss, what kind of book is this? Is it good for the eyes to read?" Jiaolong remembered that when Dr. Zhong first met him, the chicken soup for the soul was stewed thick and fragrant. He might also be a person who loves books and literature.What kind of surprise will you give yourself.

    The cat demon has just listened to a lot: "Oh, I finally encountered a scientific theory that I can answer. Is it the "Miaofa Lotus Sutra Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva Universal Gate"? There is a scripture in it, which is very good for the eyes..”

    For thousands of years, their monsters have mostly relied on patience when they were sick. If they couldn't, they would read scriptures.Especially eye disease, which is really difficult to cure, and the eye is the orifice of the soul, so always think of some sterious methods.

    Qing Yuan greatly agreed, twirling his beard, Zhuang Su entrenched himself, welcoming this scripture that sounded so effective.

    Zhong Yi touched the big heads of the two outdated monsters, and took out the "Guidelines for Appropriate Techniques for the Prevention and Control of Myopia in Children and Adolescents (Updated Version)".

    At this time, there was a rustling sound from the side.

    "Who is it?" Zhong Yi frowned slightly.He purposely avoids people coming out. If normal people saw him throwing eyedrops into a ball of air, and babbling at delivering books to the river, they might think he was out of his mind.

    Jin Hua jumped up, jumped around the nearby bushes, and said after returning: "It's nothing, it may be a walking monster with short eyes passing by, too shy, and didn't say hello to me."

    The sky suddenly darkened visibly to the naked eye.Zhong Yi glanced at the phone: "It's only six o'clock, why is it dark? Is it going to rain?"

    Zhenhe jiao shook its huge faucet. It knows the weather best: "There is no jiao in the sky. If it rains, they will call on me in advance."

    "The road back is pitch black. It's safer to use your mobile phone to play the flashlight. Mr. Zhong, let me charge it for you."

    Jiaolong made a gesture of picking up flowers with his dragon claws, and Zhong Yi handed over his small mobile phone. After the electric spark passed, the battery of the mobile phone surged from 10% to 100%.

    The light of the mobile phone illuminates the path, and the long wind travels through the stagnant darkness.

    The coolness gradually spread, and the cat demon boarded the tricycle back to the town without breaking a sweat.

    He recalled yesterday's sunset time, and felt weird, but there was no conclusive evidence.After returning home, saw the video of ducklings eating duck food shared by Peng Xia.

    Peng Xia: [Ability issue?Oh, let me show you the duck food that Zhong Yi sent me last week.】

    Peng Xia: [Duck Eats.mp4]

    A skinny little duck appeared in the shot. Its supposedly bright yellow feathers were dull and clinging to its scrawny body. The duckbill had lost its luster, and the undulating cervical vertebrae were faintly visible on the duck's neck.

    Seeing a pot of duck food in front of him, the little duck put on a gesture of rejection, turned his head and staggered away.

    At this time, a voice next to it said: "Forget it, it will definitely not eat, how many kinds have you tried?"

    "It's too pitiful. I have tried all kinds of precious duck food, so don't worry about it."

    "Hey, let's try again, this is a special tune for a schoolmaster." The camera shakes, and one hand pushes the duck food in front of the duck.It was only then that Zhong Yi remembered that he had sent duck food mixed with flying fish to Peng Xia a few days ago, and this was the buyer's show.

    "quack!"

    After being forced to smell the duck food, the duck suddenly seemed to be tempted by something very attractive. It took three steps at a time and walked towards the food basin with its mouth shaking.

    "Hey, I have an appetite!" The person next to him encouraged.

    ...More than an appetite?The whole duck was planted in the grain basin!Only the duck's buttocks were buried outside the grain basin and shrugged.

    Its body movements also showed rejection from time to time, but its mouth kept chewing.

    "I'm dying of laughter hahahaha!"

    "The body makes me lose weight, but the mouth makes me eat hahaha!"

    "What kind of treasure is your classmate's duck food!"

    "Is our duck saved?"

    The video stopped right here, and with a swipe of his finger, Zhong Yi saw that the number of messages in the following group was soaring rapidly, and the mobile phone that had just connected to the Internet was not able to respond.

    Classmate A: [????】

    Classmate B: [WOC, isn't this a video with special effects?This duck is crazy to eat]

    Peng Xia: [@Zhong Yi, your duck food is amazing.Our dean tasted it and said it was good!】

    Classmate A: [Laughing to death, catnip becomes a master of learning and never misses!】

    Classmate B: [@Zhong Yi, I just watched the video three times.It's so much fun to watch the furry kids eat big mouthfuls.】

    Classmate C: [@学委张张, don’t study it, let your pet hospital directly order Zhong Yi’s duck food, hehe!】

    ... It can be seen that the meat of Lushan flying fish is extremely delicious, and its reputation is well-deserved.

    Even Xiao Peng didn't know that the hunger strike of Little Ke Er Duck really had nothing to do with Zhong Yi.

    Zhong Yi and the academic committee are members of the same intern group of the pet hospital group.

    To be honest, the school committee was supposed to be in charge of Ke Er Duck, but he ended up on the third day off, so please Zhong Yi take over.

    It was only when Zhong Yi took it that he realized that the duck was on a severe hunger strike.In this case, rehydration is the first priority.But the duck was already at the end of his life, and it happened that at the moment he arranged for the infusion and injection, he lost his breath and died.

    The guest said that they practiced medicine improperly. On the day he was fired, he called Zhang Musen many times, but the other party didn't answer any of them.Now, he is still ashamed to say that the pet hospital took over the first case, and even said, "the hospital feels that there are people who are not capable enough."

    Zhong Yi smiled coldly.

    Peng Xia's phone call interrupted his memory.

    "Zhong Yi, Zhang Musen is so strange."

    Zhong Yi: "What's wrong?"

    Peng Xia: "He asked me if I sold duck food formula, why did he come to me? Did he not want to ask you out of face? I said no, and he asked me if I sold duck food."

    Zhong Yi answered neatly: "You can sell duck food."

    Peng Xia:???

    Peng Xia: "Aren't you afraid that he will test out the formula and steal your secrets? Huh, my small bell is not doing well recently, is it because of lack of money?"

    Before he finished speaking, the phone call from the school committee came in. It seemed that he had hit a wall from Peng Xia, so he had to ask him as the creator.

    Zhang Musen said in a business-like tone: "Zhong Yi, the opportunity to show your strength has come. You sold me the duck food formula, and now the hunger-strike ducks in the whole imperial capital are running into obstacles, and finally they all went to the pet hospital for rescue. By the way,I'll go to the hospital to intercede, maybe you can come back."

    He said again: "Qingping Town is still too small, I feel sorry for you, a capable person."

    Zhong Yi smiled lightly: "Sorry, I can't give you the recipe, I only sell duck food."

    Zhang Musen complained: "You are really, why are you so stingy, I am helping you."

    Zhong Yi said patiently: "I really can't sell the formula. Moreover, even if I give you the formula, you won't be able to match it."

    Zhang Musen paused for a few seconds: "How can there be duck food that can't be prepared by the pet hospital? Hahaha, are you kidding me? Well, let's sell duck food? How much is it per catty?"

    "Twenty-five thousand a catty, I support public-to-public payments." I didn't mean to deliberately embarrass him, mainly because I was afraid that the sale would be too cheap, and the cat demon would be anxious with him again, saying that he didn't respect the fish demon.

    Zhong Yi thought for a while, and said sincerely: "I still have to remind you, even if you get the duck food, you won't be able to test the ingredients."

    Zhang Musen: "...Even if I don't do well in the exams like you, I'm still considered a top student."

    Zhong Yi: "I'm not kidding, school committee, just to remind you, it's not acceptable. So two thousand and five catties of duck food may be a bit expensive for you."

    Zhang Musen hung up the phone angrily: Is there any test that he can't handle?Does Zhong Yi really think how arrogant she is?

    Wechat sent Zhong Yi a payment of 12,500 and asked for five catties of duck food.

    School Committee Zhang: [You know the delivery address.You won't renege on your debt, won't you send me duck food?】

    Zhong Yi: [Early tomorrow morning, the courier will send it to you at work.】

    Academic Committee Zhang: [ok, looking forward to the quality of the goods.】

    He turned on the back yard light.

    A group of flying fish tied to a rope flew around above the well in the backyard, and they were raised by Jin Hua, who is known as the demon king, who is a vegetarian for one month.

    With the doctor's quick and steady hands, Zhong Yi grabbed a fish, carried a bag of duck food worth more than 20 yuan a catty, and walked to the back kitchen.

    With the knife in his hand, the smell of fish was overflowing, and the reflection of the side of the knife reflected his calm and graceful profile. Jin Hua, who was stealing meat and looking for seasoning on the shelf, lost his mind and fell to the ground with his feet limp.

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